lmao

will he even make it to 2025?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If people start ignoring him and stop giving him money he will quietly die.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I want him to die spectacularly?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and he outlives all roidmonkeys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can unironically see him outliving Sam Sulek.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits and the fatfrick finally dies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll (overdose on meth)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't make enough meth to OD boogie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't OD on meth moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because it's a New Years resolution doesn't mean he can't stick with it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          when you’re 10+ years into “finally turning it around”, it’s time to acknowledge you probably won’t.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *can

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cutting out your favorite drink completely cold turkey
        Surely a sustainable goal, especially for this gentleman of unimpeachable self-control

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one can stop drinking their FAVORITE DRINK cold turkey!!
          boogie aside, it's insane you are implying this is a difficult thing to do.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          morons dont know how to make good quality goals. They need to be easily trackable, need a little wiggle room and they need to ideally be set so high you know you can maybe confidently manage 80% but could possibly push for 100% completion

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah cold turkey is best for soft drink. I tried weaning myself off, and it flat out didn't work. Going cold turkey for me worked, and it set off a positive chain of achieving other goals.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It worked for me tho

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah quitting cold turkey made quitting a ton of things including soda so much easier for me. Definitely won't work for booger tho.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 days
        based I give him 4 or 5 before he relapses and starts posting cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dubs and he outlives all roidmonkeys

      rolling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      check em

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll for meth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point? countless digits have claimed him. he's protected by something.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stupid fricking immunity dog
        I HATE YOU

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        these digits will weaken his defenses. only after that will he be vulnerable to our power

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll (stomach cancer).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digits and boogie outlives everyone on this board and pisses in their mouths and then fricks his hot gf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check'd

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll get a different gf?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >digits checked
        Holy frick I feel sorry for my girlfriend 🙁

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checkd and jej'd

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Son of a b***h

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if digits, your protection spell must be lifted.
        check em

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Digits and all of you die

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do gymcels ever get tired of being BTFO by Boogie1488

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How long has this motherfricker tried losing weight now? 10 years? Longer? Stomach band and the likes also already tried. Somebody needs to pay him a visit and somehow explain to him that its over and he should just ldar. Like you never gonna lose weight you fat frick its always just talk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sirs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        brvtal…

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This happens literally every boogie thread. He really is going to be the oldest person on earth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's gonna outlive that vampire lesbian guy for sure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of us not including me will die before boogie dies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this is a "joke"
      Anyway we've been trying and failing to kill the fat c**t for years now, no luck but rolling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollan

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he will soon be stealing catalytic converters and pulling in and out of people's driveways multiple times a day to get back at them for driving past his house (there is only one way in and out of the neighborhood)

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was BPD on his list of mental problems? Of not, its about to be.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has NPD for sure the fat prick

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If satanic trips Boogie becomes a skinny meth addict with giant skin flaps

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't he just taking ozempic like all the other fats?

    • 5 months ago
      Chud Anon

      Because he’s literally fricking broke and in debt

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Repeating integers and boogers dies on July 2, 2025 due to heroin overdose

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him. I hope he enjoys himself.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits and boogs goes back to hiring escorts

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and boogie continues to defy man, science, and God and continues living.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bodybuilding curse will be lifted!
    I WILL OUTLIVE BOOGIE

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick can he afford meth?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person do you think meth is for rich people?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no he's broke you Black personhomosexual from outer space

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          10 bux of meth lasts for like 3 days
          >t. Black person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His trailer trash gf hooked him up

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He announced he cancelled his health insurance over the weekend so I honestly think he got some kind of bad (worse?) health news that means he'll die soon. That or he's really just that fricking stupid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s dumb enough he is probably trying to save the money so he can keep buying food.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half-ton obese man
    >diet worse than the fattest of lards
    >sexually abused by his family and ex
    >literally doing meth
    >outlived all killgets

    and he's STILL mogging IST

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die boogie

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that tweet is actually from this guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just use roids fat frick

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmm
    Yeah but why doesn't he just get on dexies to loose weight

    Or even take LSD which suppresses appetite
    Boogie if you're reading this, it's your final hope

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and boogie not only lives but gets to a healthy weight and stays there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

      Boogie will actually get IST

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf he took all his teeth away?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and boogie "sacrifices" himself to stop a runaway trolley

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and boogie gets skinny and gets his life together

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made so much money to where he would never need to work a day in his life. it could be anything he wanted.

    but he decided to be a fat moron

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boogie gets hooked on meth
    >actually loses the weight
    > wingsuits his way into the sunset

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    quads and boogie will make it

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