>Locked up for 23 days
>Very little food given
>Weigh self when I get home, lost 7kg
>2 days after getting out I'm 10kg heavier
What in the frick
I mean I have been overeating and enjoying all the foods I missed since getting out, but that's way more than should be possible
It's not like I've been chugging cooking oil
How the frick were you eating 5kg/day
Simply put, I didn't
I'm not capable of eating that much food in a day, I actually have a rather small stomach
I did drink shitloads of water though, but I pissed it all out I thought
>stupid jail bird criminal loser
>doesnt understand water and glycogen
checks out
What you do anyway, frick a farm animal?
>What you do anyway, frick a farm animal?
Nothing
I got out because the charges were dropped
Never went to trial
That's just how the law works here, get accused of something and you lose a month of your life
so what did you get accused of then? Also what was it like on the inside?
Robbery resulting in injury.
Beating up a taxi driver to avoid a fare.
It sucked.
My cell was totally empty except for a toilet, a sink, and me.
I could only have a futon and blankets and a pillow between 9pm and 6:30am, all other times if I wanted to sleep I had to just lie on the floor
And sleep I did since there was nothing to do except sleep and think, since I was alone in my cell, and I can't read Japanese novels
Didn't even have a window I could look out
The food was ok tasting, but very heavy on white rice and low on protein, the main problem is it was tiny and I always felt hungry
Shower/bath only once every 3 days, change of clothes once a week, "exercise" for an hour daily but I usually skipped that because :exercise" just means standing in a cement room that is somewhat open to the elements yet not enough so you can see outside
So yeah, don't get accused of crimes in Japan
>not taking 23 days of incarceration to go full jacked monk mode
did you at least come out with some kind of enlightenment?
Dude Japan does not allow you to exercise when locked up my man, only trusted prisoners receive that privilege. They force you to literally to study I believe to keep your productive. If you thought school was a prison? Nah Japanese prisons are school prisons for real.
Are you a melanin enriched individual or just Irish?
I'm very write, ethnically mostly scottish.
After reviewing the video even the prosecutor agreed I was obviously just incredibly drunk and confused, I was willing to pay and even tried to, but then the taxi driver grabbed me and I pushed him to the ground and gave him one kick, which he then milked for pity as hard as he can pretending I broke both his elbow and clavicle with it
In the video you can see he just gets up, brushes himself off, and then drives away totally fine though
Frick taxi drivers
>be a violent, drunk scot
>assault a taxi driver
>get off because it's too much hassle to convict you
>see, I'm innocent guise
You're a Black person in all but skin colour.
guess he got off scot free
Carlos!
Kek wtf looks like japan is a shithole
You'd literally have a better time in North Korea or Iran as long as you didn't insult the government. Japan is fricking joke.
Japan is well known for xenophobia, if you are a "gaijin" of any description you will be discriminated against.
Tourists are warned not to start any shit with the locals no matter how bad they're being because the police will always side against the foreigner.
>Tourists are warned not to start any shit with the locals no matter how bad they're being because the police will always side against the foreigner.
Not entirely true.
Police let me off twice for domestic violence even after I confessed immediately.
I guess Male Japanese > Gaijin > Women
Yeah bro that sucks but I’m more interested in other things. How’s the dating environment? How easy is it as a white man to frick Japanese b***hes? Would a tall white American who does well in America do well with Japanese b***hes?
What I’m getting at, is I want to spend 1-3 months in Japan and frick as many as possible, bust hymans, utterly ruin them with my BWC so when they do eventually find a Japanese man with the balls to ask them out, his dick pales in comparison to the American man who took her virginity and filled every inch of her pussy. And I have to assume there’s a lot of Japanese women who are still virgins all things considered. I want to frick like 10 at once if I can. Stay in touch with a few and visit yearly.
Im not very well with women I hate their lil games. I have serious case of resting b***h face and ugly teeth but I got lots of mirins even tho I was skinny. Then late 20s I gained 40 lbs and let me tell you south American, Spanish, Asian women just go crazy over me.
And that's without seeing my green eyes, after that it's game over.
I'm not even tall. If you do well at home you will do well in Japan
Just because you weren't convicted, doesn't mean you're not guilty. It just means they didn't have enough evidence to convict you.
So Andrew Tate is guilty of human trafficking, beating up made up women and so on? Sure, sure Bottom J.
Not enough evidence = not guilty.
>So Andrew Tate is guilty of human trafficking, beating up made up women and so on?
Yes.
t. Judge Dredd
Water weight lost, homosexual, learn some biology, also why did you get locked up for? Lol.
>Locked up for 23 days
Go be a Black person somewhere else
It is pretty common to overeat way more than you anticipate after an extreme calorie deficit and as result gain more weight you had before the deficit. It is commonly seen in soldiers that finish Ranger school.
>23 days
>enjoying all the foods I missed since getting out
You try being locked up in isolation for 23 days and eating primarily plain white rice with sauce on it
Plus I was hungry all the time so I was always thinking about stuff I wanted to eat when I got out
Bullshit
I was locked up for a year in Texas and they fed us McDonalds for breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner/second dinner every day
Bullshit
I was also locked up in Texas and they frd us dirty Black and spicy dick with cheese and potatoes every day.
There are no blacks in Texas, they were all murdered by the KKK
Thank god blue states exist so black people didn't go extinct
No they didn't
He coping, his brain altered the memories of miles long nigro and Hispanic penis he had to take for a boiled potato.
>eating primarily plain white rice with sauce on it
Yeah haha, can you imagine, couldn't be me