Kek Norwood Reaper got me hard about 5 years ago but before it started I had long hair.. anyways I went full "just buzz it bro" about a year ago, it actually feels good at least. It's all good though there are alot worse cards to get dealt kek and most everything else is going my way so I'm not too broke up about it.
The thing about being bald is that there is zero forgiveness though, you CANNOT get fat.
I had long hair from my mid-twenties to 31. It was great for getting chicks, but I got tired of it eventually. I do recommend it for younger guys, though. Works wonders for pulling art hoes and metal bawds.
I had long hair from 13 to 15 or so, then for a year in my late twenties because I grew it out during the hoaxdemic but I cut it and I regret it a lot. I've always wanted to keep it long, so I'm growing it out again now. It's fairly wavy/curly.
>Works wonders for pulling art hoes and metal bawds.
Oh shit, that's the kind of chick I love >GROW GROW GROW GROW GROW
visual arts shawties love it. frickin got tired of getting cheated on so I had to break the streak, but I ain't cutting the mane til male pattern baldness takes it from me. godspeed.
Oh, yeah. They're terrible for long term stuff, but great of short flings.
> I ain't cutting the mane til male pattern baldness takes it from me.
I cut it when I hit NW2. It was still workable, but pulling it back into a ponytail, which was all the time when working or lifting, made me look 40+. Enjoy it while you still have it, brother.
im growing my hair out and this is what i wanna do. I wanna have a woman cut my hair. It probably also feels really nice to have ur hair washed by a girl there. Haven't got a trim since March
>old man who specializes in putting a guard on a razor
vs >woman who spent their youth cuting long hair and knows how to actually shape and style hair and likely also obsesses over it as their primary hobby
There are very few things I'll trust a woman to do over a man, but cutting my hair is one of them. There's a reason one costs 5 bucks and the other 50 minimum
barber is just trained on beard and men haircut
so usually way less experienced with long hair
i still would trust a man trained as a coiffure more than any woman
the cost is higher because the barber takes like 15 minutes for a fade and the coiffeuse will need to rins first and has a lot more to work with
unless you only recut in which case it’s just easy money
that's honestly why I moved out immediate after EASing. Most barbers only one hairstyle because it pays the bills (my buddy cuts hair outside a Marine Base and makes bank on the weekends
>tips fixed
what does this mean? I've been growing my hair for 5 years and never went to the stylist or barber to do this, did I frick up? I still regularly get compliments on my hair tho
his busy scribbly face is lost in the busy wall so it looks like the big Elvis face on his collar bonesis the real face popping out of the collar.
Mesmerizing.
I just grade my hair every two months. Do the sides shorter then the top. I have saved literally hundreds on haircuts and I don't have to deal with some old homosexual barber or some nosy c**t "stylist" who wants to know about my career and my day to day. Like b***h I have a Master's degree and soon a PhD you have an IQ of 90 don't bother me.
Just but a pair of decent hair scissors and a comb, separate your hair into small 2x2 inch segments(based on scalp location) with a frick tonne of bobbles and just trim the ends.
I do this every quarter and remove the end two inches, does the job at keeping my hair ends split free.
At that point just go to a hair salon, yes they're for women but what do you expect from a guy who probably only does fades and crewcuts? A hair salon is going to understand infinitely better how to cut longer hair than an old school 1950s era barber
Trimming your ends to prevent split hairs is a MEME. If you actually take care of your hair in the first place you'll need to do that every 8-12 months AT MOST, besides, if you get split ends that easily there is something seriously wrong with your hair routine that you need to see over. There are a lot of meme products which are useless but basically great hair boils down to using professional shampoo and conditioner, leave-in conditioner and hair oil. Basically, conditioner moisturises your hair but you need leave-in conditioner in your mids and hair oil in your ends to actually seal it in. If your hair is already broken you want a hair mask, the best one which is Olaplex nr 3 (don't buy their other products, they are all memes). Chicks know this stuff but guys never bother learning it. Also figure out your hair type. If you have fine hair, don't even bother growing it out unless you're Chad Thunderwiener as it's the most feminine hair type. Check out Blowout Professor on youtube for more.
Do you guys use any product to have that swept back look? A lot of stuff just tends to end up making my hair look greasy.
My hair is very similar to Arnie's here
>Why would you want that shit to have to maintain? >It's literally woman-tier
Timmy
Some day you will learn that not all feminine things are bad or "gay"
accept you'll have a bad or ugly phase, or if you really can't stand that, go to a woman hairdresser (because men's "muh fade" barbers can't handle hair longer than a thumb) and ask for help in evening out and fixing the hair, explaining what length you want it to grow to. That will give it a lot of quality while you grow it out (though it sets you back 3-5 weeks of hair length process, but that can be worth it).
also, to keep it out of my eyes during the most annoying phase, I use headbands and caps, both let you shape the hair, you can part it on the side or in the middle, and it will stay out of your eyes firmly.
>Want to cope about long hair on men > Gonna post one of the most attractive men in the world with long hair > That'll prove my point im a genius > He looks way worse with long hair than short
Hairanon BTFO
Growing mine out now. My hair is very straight and fine. Im rocking a middle parted flow brushback rn, zooms call it the “hockey flow”. Any ideas on what to rock?
>parting it to the side
all fun and games until the hair going diagonally across your forehead stop staying together and keeps slipping down straight into your eyes
Long hair is impractical and makes you look like a gay/slob. I don't want to frick with hair dryers and brushes and shit, or put on a hat just to hide messy hair, or tie it up like a woman... I just want to brush my teeth and gtfo the house to wherever I'm going and not worry about MUH HAIR. I just get a crew cut fade once a month and trim up the neck area every couple weeks when trim my beard.
Also all you homos with long hair who aren't using shampoo... everyone else can tell... and your hair looks fricking disgusting...
wellkept long hair used to be a staple of wealth in past ages (long hair just went out of fashion because of people moving close together, which resulted in lice, which resulted in everyone having to cut their hair nonstop), if you can't even be bother keeping your hair well taken care of in this age of conveniences you're better off getting your weekly fades, Pueblo
i just stopped fricking caring to be honest. and the funniest shit is when some stylegay brings it up i tell him the gayest shit in the world is to have some dude run his hands through your hair so i avoid. lol i just don't give a frick anymore. stopped shaving too. whatever.
ngl. i have really long hair bc i have never really gotten a real hair cut other than bald haircuts. but i am like mid bulk and i don't really look that fat with my hair on my face. but you do look like a homosexual if you have long hair so...
Long hair is impractical and makes you look like a gay/slob. I don't want to frick with hair dryers and brushes and shit, or put on a hat just to hide messy hair, or tie it up like a woman... I just want to brush my teeth and gtfo the house to wherever I'm going and not worry about MUH HAIR. I just get a crew cut fade once a month and trim up the neck area every couple weeks when trim my beard.
Also all you homos with long hair who aren't using shampoo... everyone else can tell... and your hair looks fricking disgusting...
>A compliment about your metrosexual hair is probably the most validation you have ever received from a female. >He even states himself that they are 'jelly'
lol... lmao even. Hey man, keep at it. If you play your cards right she might take you shopping with her next time she goes to the mall to pick out registry items for her and chad's wedding.
a prime example of the IST masculine virgin, you guys are an embarrassment
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no u
Gentle reminder that we know you don't get laid, if you did you'd mention how sloots love to run their fingers through your locks, or grasp at it while your rail them... but alas all you have to show for your greasy mane is a few compliments... mere words.. and none that signify attraction.. but instead jealousy. Implying that these females wish they had your hair, because it is feminine.
My hair is naturally very wavy and curly so it took about 10 minutes once a week to maintain at this length. I never use shampoo or conditioner as it always makes my hair feel weaker and my hair is noticeably thicker without it. When I had this I literally had women buying me drinks and grinding up against me in clubs. If your hair is curly then it’s probably less effort to have it longer then short-medium because it effectively manages itself.
Same honestly. If I had no one around I could just let my hair and beard grow to wizardmode and not have to worry about looks but I have to be presentable for my gf and work, and I’m not going to be fricking around with product and combing styles and shit. Or be the person with the shitty long hair.
This so much. All the guys I see with long hair have an extremely messy, un-clean look to them. Literally every guy I know with long hair would look better if he just cut it short. Crew cut best cut.
I'm thinking about growing my hair out for the first time in my entire life. But I'm intimidated by it since I see women complaining all the time about how annoying it is to dry and style their hair. I really don't want to leave a towel wrapped around my head for an hour. That seems hella gay. And blasting your hair with hot air doesn't seem healthy either. Do you guys just put it in a ponytail and let it slowly air dry? That also seems gay by the way.
It really depends what kind of hair you have. I have wavy hair roughly down to my upper/mid back and it's really easy to maintain. Nothing special other than shampoo, conditioner, and combing with a wide toothed comb every 2-3x a week. Air dry with or without a ponytail, doesn't matter for me
Chinks have long hair as a cultural trait before they were conquered.
It just came back into fashion because kpop got big.
This makes the bald and little hair mongols seethe to no end.
Of course I'd be fine in Asia, but I was raised in and live in America. The only reason white, hispanic and black b***hes even remotely frick with Asians is due to aforementioned reasons.
Funnily enough though, Asian girls refuse to date Asians. Which is good, because they all look like shit.
No, you have passed the line. Don't bother.
You will suffer 2 years of funny looking hair only to find the long hair makes you look even older.
Plus most of the time you'll wear it in a pony tail, which is like "why bother?". Wearing it down will look like shit and you'll get pulled over more. It's just not worth it.
First had long hair when I was 12, cut it at 23ish, 29 now and I've had it for three years. Currently shoulder length and I usually tie the front back with a manbun but leave the back, kind of like Geralt's hair in witcher 3.
My hair is 60cm long
I didn't cut, or even trim it, for 4 years
Finally got it touched up a few weeks ago (layered, cut off damaged ends)
I've never been this pretty in my entire life, its so fricking gay honestly, but I love it.
The maintenance is torture tho, have to brush it religiously, stay away from shampoo, but use conditioner every shower, and hair cures, maybe some oil if it gets frizzy before it makes sense to shower it again. And worst of all, the fricking braiding, you HAVE to braid your hair before bed, or you're gonna spend 15mins next morning tearing tangles out.
Once your hair gets to a certain length, you realize how fricking BAD shampoo really is for your hair. You NEED to have oil, aka moisture, in your hair for it not to dry up, get damaged, and tangle itself like crazy.
Daily washes with conditioner gets rid of most of the nasty shit, and keeps your hair saturated and smelling good, without becoming "greasy".
I'm at this stage right now. I don't go to the barber because I don't know what haircut I want. Last time I just buzzed it and now it took me 6 months to get back to this stage, trimming the sides from time to time of course. I don't know what to do now.
He looks absolutely dogshit with long hair, peak Cavill was with a buzz cut.
Only a few guys can really pull the long hair meme and they're the ones with very good straight hair to begin with (typically Cruise, Pitt, Hemswroth). Otherwise you just look like a hobo or an effeminate homosexual.
going bald young ruined my life, do you know how it feels to be the butt of every joke and you can't defend yourself otherwise you'll be 'no fun', your (non-bald) friends wives and girlfriends making jabs about it? to know that you'll never be anyone's first choice no matter what? to be actively mocked by strangers you meet on nights out? to know that the best you can hope for is getting begrudgingly settled with once everyone else has had their fun and all because genetics cursed you to not have hair on the top of your head?
I just realised recently that I’ve squandered my life (I’m 32 right now) because I have THICK brown Scottish hair and I’ve never grown it.
Frick… I’m a good looking guy but I’ve only come to the conclusion now that if you have lots of thick hair, you are wasting your potential by not growing it.
If you have shitty thin hair then whatever nobody cares but if you have luscious thick hair then it has the potential to make you go from ugly to good looking. Or in my case good looking to amazing Greek god looking.
Cutting hair is a matrix-tier psyop to destroy your natural individuality and also for bald cells with shitty thin receding hair to bring you down a peg and not have you show off your maximum potential
Pics to follow
Picrel is an ugly c**t with good hair transforming from ugly to good looking
during the second lockdown. I've cut quite a bit recently just to keep it around shoulder length. as long as I can do a high ponytail to rp Musashi, I'm good
My dudes I have been pursuing long hair gains for a decade and I will tell you, you will be slightly less selective for the general population but this is offset by being extremely competitive for a specific type of girl. Art girls, literature girls, yoga girls, metal girls. Middle aged women compliment my hair in public constantly. For years I asked every woman I met that had beautiful hair for hair tips.
Guide to having good long hair:
1. Hair is fragile when wet, shampoo gently
2. Condition every part of your hair that isn't touching your scalp (basically whatever you could fit in a ponytail)
3. The last rinse should be with the coldest water that you can tolerate. The colder the better, this cuts down on frizz.
4. Hair is fragile when wet, do not brush it or comb it
5. Apply heat protecting hair oil before blow drying
6. Blow dry in the direction that you want the hair to rest
7. The cold button on the blow dryer is there to "set" your hair. Use this to cool your hair off after it's dry. Heat and humidity is the enemy of good hair.
You also can't keep using the men's shampoo that comes in some massive container for $1.79, you have to get some beauty products. It doesn't have to be expensive, just make sure it's "paraben free". Be careful about tying it in a ponytail or bun in the same spot all the time, you'll get a visible line in your hair when it's down this way.
Thanks fren, will keep this in mind. I still remember being on a bachelor party trip and using a hair dryer for the first time in the airbnb, it was a gamechanger. Until then I'd only bought actual giant shampoos specifically for hair like I've seen women buy. Didn't know most of this, aside from hair being fragile while wet
If you’re attractive, long hair will make you look better
If you’re ugly, long hair will make you look greasy
Literally do whatever hairstyle you want, as long as you’re not ugly or balding, it will make no difference.
Hair = life by the way, don’t go bald
This exactly. Too many people on here are just ugly and think long hair makes them look like Brad Pitt in Troy or some shit. Just shave the sides and go long on top, that's the universal hair cut if you don't have a gud facial structure. Too many of you try to be pretty boys when you're ugly and just need to take the masculinity pill unfortunately.
Hilarious when baldies tell me „your hair must be a lot of work to maintain“ like they don’t have to shave their skulls every day to hide their disgusting thin hair from the world
Almost all gays have impeccably maintained fades or some other high maintenance bullshit hairstyle that requires them to go to a barber every week. I never got this insult. Name three famous homosexuals with long hair without googling it. It's basically impossible.
Going to start growing my hair. Aim is patrick bateman length hair. I wish i could have tried Aragorn long hair once in my life but the in-between to that length is horrendous and probably over a year long.
You have to reduce the length, atleast in increments, to affect the thickness of your hair. Go to a stylist and have it layered, will do wonders for your look.
I'm gonna take advantage of this thread and ask about my hair. I spent 3+ years not doing anything with my hair (no haircut, not trimming etc). Any advice on what I should do with it?
hair this curly needs has special rules for hair dryers and brushing, idk the rules but I heard my curly haired sister in law talk about it. Look at this post regarding hair being fragile, and maybe use a very little bit of hair oil near your scalp to cut the frizz down (go super light though so you don't look like a greasy NEET who doesn't bathe)
My dudes I have been pursuing long hair gains for a decade and I will tell you, you will be slightly less selective for the general population but this is offset by being extremely competitive for a specific type of girl. Art girls, literature girls, yoga girls, metal girls. Middle aged women compliment my hair in public constantly. For years I asked every woman I met that had beautiful hair for hair tips.
Guide to having good long hair:
1. Hair is fragile when wet, shampoo gently
2. Condition every part of your hair that isn't touching your scalp (basically whatever you could fit in a ponytail)
3. The last rinse should be with the coldest water that you can tolerate. The colder the better, this cuts down on frizz.
4. Hair is fragile when wet, do not brush it or comb it
5. Apply heat protecting hair oil before blow drying
6. Blow dry in the direction that you want the hair to rest
7. The cold button on the blow dryer is there to "set" your hair. Use this to cool your hair off after it's dry. Heat and humidity is the enemy of good hair.
You also can't keep using the men's shampoo that comes in some massive container for $1.79, you have to get some beauty products. It doesn't have to be expensive, just make sure it's "paraben free". Be careful about tying it in a ponytail or bun in the same spot all the time, you'll get a visible line in your hair when it's down this way.
It looks fine but you could also get like 3 inches cut off and it would look the same on you, anything past the collarbones doesn't look that different since it all frames the face the same way. Go spend $50 bucks at a beauty salon, get your hair trimmed, ask the lady for hair tips, and get a fricking heavenly shampoo/head massage in the process.
Thank you for all the advice, anon. When I come back from my holiday, I will definitely go visit a beauty salon like you said. I didn't do a lot of those so I will add them to my routine. You helped me a lot with my hair. By the way, do I just ask the salon lady to cut a bit of it/trim it ? Or should I ask for a specific haircut?
I'm not being ironic, you should just be 100% autistic about it and explain that you have no idea what you're doing and you just want to get it trimmed and cleaned up, maybe take 2 inches off or whatever. This conversation happens when you're actually sitting in the chair and she asks "what are you looking to get done today?"
There's no menu of styles to choose from, just a menu of services like "haircut" or "dye". If they have a difference between men's haircut and women's on the menu you should tell them you have long hair while you're booking the appt over the phone. Men's haircuts means 10 minute clipper cut, they won't schedule enough time for you if you don't specify.
She might ask you if you want it layered, you might like it with long layers (google "long layers curly hair"). Short layers will make it look like a fro (pic related). If you want to play it safe just say no thanks if she asks about layers.
Bros my hair is long but very much thinning on top... That was bad enough, but now it's turning gray. Not salt and pepper, just straight up old man gray. ):
I grew my hair out for a year but cut it recently, I had to face the fact that my face isn't masculine enough to rock it. I'm too round, too weak in the jaw, no hunter eyes, no matter how lean I am I simply need a short haircut and beard to masculinize my appearance because nothing else will.
Baldgays don't need to reply LMAO
Kek Norwood Reaper got me hard about 5 years ago but before it started I had long hair.. anyways I went full "just buzz it bro" about a year ago, it actually feels good at least. It's all good though there are alot worse cards to get dealt kek and most everything else is going my way so I'm not too broke up about it.
The thing about being bald is that there is zero forgiveness though, you CANNOT get fat.
I'd argue that fat with long hair is worse than fat and bald. You go from viking to WoW player.
Yeah that risk is there but I've known fat people with full hair that used it as a distraction from their hideous bodies.
That doesn't really distract anyone, though. It's like fat chicks who do their hair, nails, makeup etc. They're still fat and we can all see it.
Oh I agree ultimately but when you are bald/balding AND fat there is no you have zero misdirection.
I think this is just true of fringe hair styles in general (super short and super long)
>The thing about being bald is that there is zero forgiveness though, you CANNOT get fat.
This is true
I buzzed my hair like 6 months ago to force me to cut. Chubby bald guys look like textbook betas.
I had long hair from my mid-twenties to 31. It was great for getting chicks, but I got tired of it eventually. I do recommend it for younger guys, though. Works wonders for pulling art hoes and metal bawds.
>Works wonders for pulling art hoes and metal bawds.
Can confirm.
I'm 6'1", lift for 10 years and have shoulder long hair
I am a khhv at age 30 it is over
Then you're probably ugly and/or have a shit personality. I didn't even have to do anything, I got approached most of the time.
I'm 6'1", lifted for 6 years and have shoulder long hair
I am a khhv at age 30 by choice
>by choice
Right.
why is that so hard to believe? why can't you autists understand some people have no desire for relationships and sex? masturbation is suficient
I had long hair from 13 to 15 or so, then for a year in my late twenties because I grew it out during the hoaxdemic but I cut it and I regret it a lot. I've always wanted to keep it long, so I'm growing it out again now. It's fairly wavy/curly.
>Works wonders for pulling art hoes and metal bawds.
Oh shit, that's the kind of chick I love
>GROW GROW GROW GROW GROW
>Oh shit, that's the kind of chick I love
You gotta have a good physique, too. Otherwise, you'll look like a homosexual.
My brother teeth gets a Lot of Mary shampoos
visual arts shawties love it. frickin got tired of getting cheated on so I had to break the streak, but I ain't cutting the mane til male pattern baldness takes it from me. godspeed.
Oh, yeah. They're terrible for long term stuff, but great of short flings.
> I ain't cutting the mane til male pattern baldness takes it from me.
I cut it when I hit NW2. It was still workable, but pulling it back into a ponytail, which was all the time when working or lifting, made me look 40+. Enjoy it while you still have it, brother.
I'm NW3 (at 21), I've still got my shoulder length hair because I can't move on, I have a funny head shape and it helps to hide it
Every time I go to the barber to get my tips fixed he ends up butchering my whole hair length progress
Old fricking c**t
He is the only barber in my small town
>long hair
>barber
You are literally moronic if you do this. Go to a fricking hair stylist.
This. Barbers are for mexicans and Blacks
Guys a lot whiter than you have been going to the barber before you were even a fricking a sperm
Not all barbers are created equal.
Yet, every barber I've ever seen is an arab or a paki.
Because your British and half your country is Arab paki on Indian now
Nope. Only been to bongland once for 5 days.
Correct. Or, suck it up and go to a salon. If you're confident about it, the salon girls will fawn over you and your hair.
im growing my hair out and this is what i wanna do. I wanna have a woman cut my hair. It probably also feels really nice to have ur hair washed by a girl there. Haven't got a trim since March
I took it and I'm gonna untake it now
Shits so itchy and keeps getting in your eyes
That's not even considering the shampoo costs
Going for a high fade
What's the difference?
>What's the difference?
>old man who specializes in putting a guard on a razor
vs
>woman who spent their youth cuting long hair and knows how to actually shape and style hair and likely also obsesses over it as their primary hobby
There are very few things I'll trust a woman to do over a man, but cutting my hair is one of them. There's a reason one costs 5 bucks and the other 50 minimum
barber is just trained on beard and men haircut
so usually way less experienced with long hair
i still would trust a man trained as a coiffure more than any woman
the cost is higher because the barber takes like 15 minutes for a fade and the coiffeuse will need to rins first and has a lot more to work with
unless you only recut in which case it’s just easy money
Just cut it yourself. Girls do that all the time too.
Drive somewhere else
Have him cut it how he thinks is best
>Have him cut it how he thinks is best
For most old barbers in hick towns what they think "is best" is usually a buzz cut
Did I fricking stutter
CUT YOUR HAIR A GET A FRICKING JOB
I’m in a military town and no matter what I sit down and say I walk out with a high n tight gets old
that's honestly why I moved out immediate after EASing. Most barbers only one hairstyle because it pays the bills (my buddy cuts hair outside a Marine Base and makes bank on the weekends
>tips fixed
what does this mean? I've been growing my hair for 5 years and never went to the stylist or barber to do this, did I frick up? I still regularly get compliments on my hair tho
Why not go to a stylist?
>He he
his busy scribbly face is lost in the busy wall so it looks like the big Elvis face on his collar bonesis the real face popping out of the collar.
Mesmerizing.
I just grade my hair every two months. Do the sides shorter then the top. I have saved literally hundreds on haircuts and I don't have to deal with some old homosexual barber or some nosy c**t "stylist" who wants to know about my career and my day to day. Like b***h I have a Master's degree and soon a PhD you have an IQ of 90 don't bother me.
indian
Just but a pair of decent hair scissors and a comb, separate your hair into small 2x2 inch segments(based on scalp location) with a frick tonne of bobbles and just trim the ends.
I do this every quarter and remove the end two inches, does the job at keeping my hair ends split free.
>every 3 months
>trim 4 months worth of hair
Based moron
bonk him over the head with a piece of farm equipment or a large branch so your town lord has to replace him with someone better
At that point just go to a hair salon, yes they're for women but what do you expect from a guy who probably only does fades and crewcuts? A hair salon is going to understand infinitely better how to cut longer hair than an old school 1950s era barber
>grow hair long enough for ponytail
>cut off most of ponytail every so often
Easy.
Trimming your ends to prevent split hairs is a MEME. If you actually take care of your hair in the first place you'll need to do that every 8-12 months AT MOST, besides, if you get split ends that easily there is something seriously wrong with your hair routine that you need to see over. There are a lot of meme products which are useless but basically great hair boils down to using professional shampoo and conditioner, leave-in conditioner and hair oil. Basically, conditioner moisturises your hair but you need leave-in conditioner in your mids and hair oil in your ends to actually seal it in. If your hair is already broken you want a hair mask, the best one which is Olaplex nr 3 (don't buy their other products, they are all memes). Chicks know this stuff but guys never bother learning it. Also figure out your hair type. If you have fine hair, don't even bother growing it out unless you're Chad Thunderwiener as it's the most feminine hair type. Check out Blowout Professor on youtube for more.
Yes, terror is about the right word
Long hair is just gross in general
t. seething baldoid
Why would you want that shit to have to maintain?
It's literally woman-tier
If you're a bottom, that's fine I guess, but otherwise..... Blech
>combing your hair is hard
Lol how much of a slob are you?
>posts more examples of men who look better with short hair
Arnold looked fantastic with long hair, ya dweeb. He looked so good that he became the staple for an entire character archetype.
Do you guys use any product to have that swept back look? A lot of stuff just tends to end up making my hair look greasy.
My hair is very similar to Arnie's here
Leave-in conditioner
>Why would you want that shit to have to maintain?
>It's literally woman-tier
Timmy
Some day you will learn that not all feminine things are bad or "gay"
I pretty much just kept mine in a ponytail with a willie nelson headband when I had long hair.
Post hairline
>Long hair is just gross in general
t.
LMAO
i get terror no matter the hair or beard length 😐 havent gotten used to it yet
I'm currently growing out my hair and it's so fricking annoying. I don't know how women or you bros do it.
You just have to accept that you'll look like shit for the next year.
accept you'll have a bad or ugly phase, or if you really can't stand that, go to a woman hairdresser (because men's "muh fade" barbers can't handle hair longer than a thumb) and ask for help in evening out and fixing the hair, explaining what length you want it to grow to. That will give it a lot of quality while you grow it out (though it sets you back 3-5 weeks of hair length process, but that can be worth it).
also, to keep it out of my eyes during the most annoying phase, I use headbands and caps, both let you shape the hair, you can part it on the side or in the middle, and it will stay out of your eyes firmly.
Wow, I just spat it out actually, that dude looks like complete shit with long hair
he looks as Hunter Biden
Only because he styled it like a moron.
This isn't his hair though, it's a wig used in a tv show.
Massive COPE
>Want to cope about long hair on men
> Gonna post one of the most attractive men in the world with long hair
> That'll prove my point im a genius
> He looks way worse with long hair than short
Hairanon BTFO
Growing mine out now. My hair is very straight and fine. Im rocking a middle parted flow brushback rn, zooms call it the “hockey flow”. Any ideas on what to rock?
>middle parted f
go off center. picrel and just push it behind your ears when it gets long long.
Literally the exact cut i have rn
The only handsome men here.
>parting it to the side
all fun and games until the hair going diagonally across your forehead stop staying together and keeps slipping down straight into your eyes
wellkept long hair used to be a staple of wealth in past ages (long hair just went out of fashion because of people moving close together, which resulted in lice, which resulted in everyone having to cut their hair nonstop), if you can't even be bother keeping your hair well taken care of in this age of conveniences you're better off getting your weekly fades, Pueblo
5 months ago. Long hair is based if you groom it well
He looks better with short hair.
Just shaved my head last night. Let it grow for a five years or so, feels so nice now. I'll grow it again and donate it.
i just stopped fricking caring to be honest. and the funniest shit is when some stylegay brings it up i tell him the gayest shit in the world is to have some dude run his hands through your hair so i avoid. lol i just don't give a frick anymore. stopped shaving too. whatever.
lol same, just stopped giving a shit. Haven't shaved or cut my hair since like October or November I guess.
I haven't cut mine in a year. Longer hair is a pain in the ass to maintain.
ngl. i have really long hair bc i have never really gotten a real hair cut other than bald haircuts. but i am like mid bulk and i don't really look that fat with my hair on my face. but you do look like a homosexual if you have long hair so...
Long hair is impractical and makes you look like a gay/slob. I don't want to frick with hair dryers and brushes and shit, or put on a hat just to hide messy hair, or tie it up like a woman... I just want to brush my teeth and gtfo the house to wherever I'm going and not worry about MUH HAIR. I just get a crew cut fade once a month and trim up the neck area every couple weeks when trim my beard.
Also all you homos with long hair who aren't using shampoo... everyone else can tell... and your hair looks fricking disgusting...
Sounds like a lot of cope and projection, buddy. Girls were always jelly of my hair when I had it long.
>Girls were always jelly of my hair when I had it long.
Kinda weird that you think this is a positive reaction tbqh.
>girls are attracted to you? that’s pretty weird and cringe bro
the cope is off the charts
>A compliment about your metrosexual hair is probably the most validation you have ever received from a female.
>He even states himself that they are 'jelly'
lol... lmao even. Hey man, keep at it. If you play your cards right she might take you shopping with her next time she goes to the mall to pick out registry items for her and chad's wedding.
a prime example of the IST masculine virgin, you guys are an embarrassment
>no u
Gentle reminder that we know you don't get laid, if you did you'd mention how sloots love to run their fingers through your locks, or grasp at it while your rail them... but alas all you have to show for your greasy mane is a few compliments... mere words.. and none that signify attraction.. but instead jealousy. Implying that these females wish they had your hair, because it is feminine.
It’s called teasing you autist. Flirting.
Lol fricking moron. I fricked some of those chicks exactly because I had long hair and they were into the Khal Drogo look.
>Oh no! Girls want to touch my hair and talk to me about it? AHHHHHH!
>girls thinking you have nice hair is a negative in the mind of a baldlet
Can't make this shit up.
My hair is naturally very wavy and curly so it took about 10 minutes once a week to maintain at this length. I never use shampoo or conditioner as it always makes my hair feel weaker and my hair is noticeably thicker without it. When I had this I literally had women buying me drinks and grinding up against me in clubs. If your hair is curly then it’s probably less effort to have it longer then short-medium because it effectively manages itself.
German poverb: Mit Locken kannst du sie locken.
>With curly hair, you can lure them in
hair like in ur picrel is fricking disgusting bro. I dont think women find it attractive.
>I dont think
Your opinion is worthless THOUGH
beautiful girl hair
Laffin', long hair is low maint. Center part, shampoo and condition a couple times a week. Flows like water, floats like feathers.
Same honestly. If I had no one around I could just let my hair and beard grow to wizardmode and not have to worry about looks but I have to be presentable for my gf and work, and I’m not going to be fricking around with product and combing styles and shit. Or be the person with the shitty long hair.
This so much. All the guys I see with long hair have an extremely messy, un-clean look to them. Literally every guy I know with long hair would look better if he just cut it short. Crew cut best cut.
I had long hair in high school. Don‘t know wtf I was thinking. It was brutal in the summer.
I'm thinking about growing my hair out for the first time in my entire life. But I'm intimidated by it since I see women complaining all the time about how annoying it is to dry and style their hair. I really don't want to leave a towel wrapped around my head for an hour. That seems hella gay. And blasting your hair with hot air doesn't seem healthy either. Do you guys just put it in a ponytail and let it slowly air dry? That also seems gay by the way.
Women complain about everything, you don't have to do that shit, just comb it while it's wet after the shower
It really depends what kind of hair you have. I have wavy hair roughly down to my upper/mid back and it's really easy to maintain. Nothing special other than shampoo, conditioner, and combing with a wide toothed comb every 2-3x a week. Air dry with or without a ponytail, doesn't matter for me
Just comb it and let it air dry. Don't even put it up, let the wind do the work.
pic rel, me
Don't know if it's just a Gen Z thing, but women love Asian dudes with long hair and I don't know why.
Come on Chang they dont
Anime and K-Pop have done wonders for the fetishization of Asian men, anon, trust the process
If I wasn't Gen Z and if South Korea wasn't as culturally influential, I would have been fricked though.
Chinks have long hair as a cultural trait before they were conquered.
It just came back into fashion because kpop got big.
This makes the bald and little hair mongols seethe to no end.
Of course I'd be fine in Asia, but I was raised in and live in America. The only reason white, hispanic and black b***hes even remotely frick with Asians is due to aforementioned reasons.
Funnily enough though, Asian girls refuse to date Asians. Which is good, because they all look like shit.
Jesus christ asian "men" are so fricking disgusting
Your hair looks good anon, i would frick you hard if I found you alone at night
troony
Hair makes marginal difference in men unless you are bald
Long, short, makes no difference
Long hair is gay and looks bad on men and women.
going bald in my early 20s genuinely ruined my life
I've just turned 30, should I bother growing my hair out? I always get to the awkward stage and give up when I look too chechen.
just get trims along the way bro
No, you have passed the line. Don't bother.
You will suffer 2 years of funny looking hair only to find the long hair makes you look even older.
Plus most of the time you'll wear it in a pony tail, which is like "why bother?". Wearing it down will look like shit and you'll get pulled over more. It's just not worth it.
First had long hair when I was 12, cut it at 23ish, 29 now and I've had it for three years. Currently shoulder length and I usually tie the front back with a manbun but leave the back, kind of like Geralt's hair in witcher 3.
My hair is 60cm long
I didn't cut, or even trim it, for 4 years
Finally got it touched up a few weeks ago (layered, cut off damaged ends)
I've never been this pretty in my entire life, its so fricking gay honestly, but I love it.
The maintenance is torture tho, have to brush it religiously, stay away from shampoo, but use conditioner every shower, and hair cures, maybe some oil if it gets frizzy before it makes sense to shower it again. And worst of all, the fricking braiding, you HAVE to braid your hair before bed, or you're gonna spend 15mins next morning tearing tangles out.
Why dodge shampoo?
Once your hair gets to a certain length, you realize how fricking BAD shampoo really is for your hair. You NEED to have oil, aka moisture, in your hair for it not to dry up, get damaged, and tangle itself like crazy.
Daily washes with conditioner gets rid of most of the nasty shit, and keeps your hair saturated and smelling good, without becoming "greasy".
I SWEAR TO FRICKING GOD MY HAIR HAS BEEN THE SAME LENGTH FOREVER.
How the frick do I grow this shit faster? Any oils, or pills?
How about doing a handstand and chanting "grow grow grow"?
Have heard getting the ends trimmed every few months helps.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Biotin-Gummies-Hair-Growth-Pectin-Based/dp/B07FWB52YG/
Multivitamins that target hair are good for you.
what are the top and side lengths?
25-30mm top
6-7mm side
my hair always looks like shit no matter what i do to it, i have given up
>When did you take the long hair pill?
a long time ago, mulleted it for work tho
I'm at this stage right now. I don't go to the barber because I don't know what haircut I want. Last time I just buzzed it and now it took me 6 months to get back to this stage, trimming the sides from time to time of course. I don't know what to do now.
He looks absolutely dogshit with long hair, peak Cavill was with a buzz cut.
Only a few guys can really pull the long hair meme and they're the ones with very good straight hair to begin with (typically Cruise, Pitt, Hemswroth). Otherwise you just look like a hobo or an effeminate homosexual.
Buzzcut Cavill is worst Cavill.
going bald young ruined my life, do you know how it feels to be the butt of every joke and you can't defend yourself otherwise you'll be 'no fun', your (non-bald) friends wives and girlfriends making jabs about it? to know that you'll never be anyone's first choice no matter what? to be actively mocked by strangers you meet on nights out? to know that the best you can hope for is getting begrudgingly settled with once everyone else has had their fun and all because genetics cursed you to not have hair on the top of your head?
I just realised recently that I’ve squandered my life (I’m 32 right now) because I have THICK brown Scottish hair and I’ve never grown it.
Frick… I’m a good looking guy but I’ve only come to the conclusion now that if you have lots of thick hair, you are wasting your potential by not growing it.
If you have shitty thin hair then whatever nobody cares but if you have luscious thick hair then it has the potential to make you go from ugly to good looking. Or in my case good looking to amazing Greek god looking.
Cutting hair is a matrix-tier psyop to destroy your natural individuality and also for bald cells with shitty thin receding hair to bring you down a peg and not have you show off your maximum potential
Pics to follow
Picrel is an ugly c**t with good hair transforming from ugly to good looking
Follow up on ugly c**t, literally longer the better
Short vs…
Long
It works even better when you’re older
during the second lockdown. I've cut quite a bit recently just to keep it around shoulder length. as long as I can do a high ponytail to rp Musashi, I'm good
Mogged
1993, still long now, still a full head of hair. I wear a snood to hold it out of the way when squatting.
Only for men in their 20s and younger. Over 30 it accentuates your age increasingly.
Yes I know post a filtered pic of Jared Leto, I'm still not wrong.
You are wrong and this is coming from someone who thinks Jared Leto is a b***h with shitty thin woman hair
My above posts proved you wrong before you posted your stupid bullshit frick you get fricked
Yeah he looks terrible with short hair, doesn't he?
He looks better without the "jesus" hair
This is what girls want. Longer or shorter than this is not ideal
Can I still grow my hair long if I'm balding? I don't care if I look like Hulk Hogan.
I have the best hair in here. Hairmogging all of you. But i have cut it now, still long hair but not this long
Severus Snape looking ass
>Cutting your hair
NGMI
hey andrew
New phone, who dis?
j
Wayne? That you?
please be bait
i already cut mine, but this was mid-pandemic
you look like a female
yeah, fe-mailing my wiener first class to your mom's mailbox
why does your hairline start at the top of your head?
what do u guys use to slick back curly hair?
astroglide
>tfw I didnt know what that is and had to look it up
My dudes I have been pursuing long hair gains for a decade and I will tell you, you will be slightly less selective for the general population but this is offset by being extremely competitive for a specific type of girl. Art girls, literature girls, yoga girls, metal girls. Middle aged women compliment my hair in public constantly. For years I asked every woman I met that had beautiful hair for hair tips.
Guide to having good long hair:
1. Hair is fragile when wet, shampoo gently
2. Condition every part of your hair that isn't touching your scalp (basically whatever you could fit in a ponytail)
3. The last rinse should be with the coldest water that you can tolerate. The colder the better, this cuts down on frizz.
4. Hair is fragile when wet, do not brush it or comb it
5. Apply heat protecting hair oil before blow drying
6. Blow dry in the direction that you want the hair to rest
7. The cold button on the blow dryer is there to "set" your hair. Use this to cool your hair off after it's dry. Heat and humidity is the enemy of good hair.
You also can't keep using the men's shampoo that comes in some massive container for $1.79, you have to get some beauty products. It doesn't have to be expensive, just make sure it's "paraben free". Be careful about tying it in a ponytail or bun in the same spot all the time, you'll get a visible line in your hair when it's down this way.
Thanks fren, will keep this in mind. I still remember being on a bachelor party trip and using a hair dryer for the first time in the airbnb, it was a gamechanger. Until then I'd only bought actual giant shampoos specifically for hair like I've seen women buy. Didn't know most of this, aside from hair being fragile while wet
My hair it's not thick enough for it to look good. It's over
>My hair it's not thick enough for it to look good. It's over
Mine's not either but I've let it grow out anyway. Who gives a frick?
This is the ideal length and volume for men's hair.
I'm in the process of growing it out again, 10months atm. Right is 24months.
Growing my hair out didn't fix my depression lads.
Time to ropemaxx
I've found the absolute opposite of this, shaving your head usually "cures" depression.
I did shave my head once when I was really depressed but all it did was make me wanna grow it back. Suppose that was some motivation for me kek.
How can I stick to a diet? I've got myself down to around 8-9% twice before and I always end up relapsing to about 15%.
Thanks bro. Statues don't always have 3 hours of sleep eyes though kek.
I do the same thing all the time, I grow it out, and then i shave it, it's a cycle I do every year.
Good Jaw potential
Time to take the Leanpill
Absolutely fricking mirin that hair bro. You have the head of a Greek statue.
Go on a cut, you've got good bones. Get some sun while you're at it.
Handsome. Try some cardio, it's good for mental health. You got potential.
ygmi bro, youre the only one holding yourself back
If you’re attractive, long hair will make you look better
If you’re ugly, long hair will make you look greasy
Literally do whatever hairstyle you want, as long as you’re not ugly or balding, it will make no difference.
Hair = life by the way, don’t go bald
and what are you meant to do if you're too young for fin? You know you've gotta be 25 for the end of puberty right?
This exactly. Too many people on here are just ugly and think long hair makes them look like Brad Pitt in Troy or some shit. Just shave the sides and go long on top, that's the universal hair cut if you don't have a gud facial structure. Too many of you try to be pretty boys when you're ugly and just need to take the masculinity pill unfortunately.
My hair and mustache naturally grow like a musketeer's,
should I MUSKMAXX and curl it up and start wearing white blouses?
Hilarious when baldies tell me „your hair must be a lot of work to maintain“ like they don’t have to shave their skulls every day to hide their disgusting thin hair from the world
Long hair over 30 is cringe, doesn't matter what norwood or physique you have.
You creep out the normies, and some think you're a troony
I'm 30 here
that's medium at best
this
if you are depressed, get a haircut and clean shave everyday
>el Americano is so capitalistic that people are now stratified into decades
I have a long beard and long scraggly hair. I sail a lot though, so it's apropos.
Yeah, look at this creepy guy. Definintely no chicks want him.
>Long hair is ugl-
Long hair isn’t ugly, and a lot of women love it. But it does make you look like a homosexual. Yes, even Arnie.
Lol delusional baldies. Arnold pretty much created the iconic savage barbarian look.
Almost all gays have impeccably maintained fades or some other high maintenance bullshit hairstyle that requires them to go to a barber every week. I never got this insult. Name three famous homosexuals with long hair without googling it. It's basically impossible.
Looks ugly on him Tbh. Lol. He face is too defined in a bad way for it. Just looks like a Troon face. Brad Pitt did look good with it.
Going to start growing my hair. Aim is patrick bateman length hair. I wish i could have tried Aragorn long hair once in my life but the in-between to that length is horrendous and probably over a year long.
Took the long hair pill, no looking back
How do I thin out my hair without affecting the length? It gets super poofy before coming anywhere close to my shoulders
You have to reduce the length, atleast in increments, to affect the thickness of your hair. Go to a stylist and have it layered, will do wonders for your look.
I'm gonna take advantage of this thread and ask about my hair. I spent 3+ years not doing anything with my hair (no haircut, not trimming etc). Any advice on what I should do with it?
JUST EAT IT
Weird Almaxxed
hair this curly needs has special rules for hair dryers and brushing, idk the rules but I heard my curly haired sister in law talk about it. Look at this post regarding hair being fragile, and maybe use a very little bit of hair oil near your scalp to cut the frizz down (go super light though so you don't look like a greasy NEET who doesn't bathe)
It looks fine but you could also get like 3 inches cut off and it would look the same on you, anything past the collarbones doesn't look that different since it all frames the face the same way. Go spend $50 bucks at a beauty salon, get your hair trimmed, ask the lady for hair tips, and get a fricking heavenly shampoo/head massage in the process.
Thank you for all the advice, anon. When I come back from my holiday, I will definitely go visit a beauty salon like you said. I didn't do a lot of those so I will add them to my routine. You helped me a lot with my hair. By the way, do I just ask the salon lady to cut a bit of it/trim it ? Or should I ask for a specific haircut?
I'm not being ironic, you should just be 100% autistic about it and explain that you have no idea what you're doing and you just want to get it trimmed and cleaned up, maybe take 2 inches off or whatever. This conversation happens when you're actually sitting in the chair and she asks "what are you looking to get done today?"
There's no menu of styles to choose from, just a menu of services like "haircut" or "dye". If they have a difference between men's haircut and women's on the menu you should tell them you have long hair while you're booking the appt over the phone. Men's haircuts means 10 minute clipper cut, they won't schedule enough time for you if you don't specify.
She might ask you if you want it layered, you might like it with long layers (google "long layers curly hair"). Short layers will make it look like a fro (pic related). If you want to play it safe just say no thanks if she asks about layers.
Thank you for the advice again, anon. I will look into layered hair. I didn't even know that term before this. It was very helpful to talk with you
Long hair is the strongest race.
>that jawline
God damn. Mirin.
>dreads
>nose ring
>lip piercing
You're a fricking embarrassment.
Actually if you look closer you'll see I have 2 nose rings.
Daily reminder this dude saved IST by single-handedly driving out all the lookism homosexuals from the board back in 2018.
Bros my hair is long but very much thinning on top... That was bad enough, but now it's turning gray. Not salt and pepper, just straight up old man gray. ):
Im getting there, dreads seem like they grow really slow.
>dreads
Maybe the one variation of long hair that looks universally shit on everyone.
I grew my hair out for a year but cut it recently, I had to face the fact that my face isn't masculine enough to rock it. I'm too round, too weak in the jaw, no hunter eyes, no matter how lean I am I simply need a short haircut and beard to masculinize my appearance because nothing else will.
I'm curly, and I hate curly long hair on me(n), I ain't paying for a permanent straight either
long hair on men is nasty and disgusting. the only women who like it as usually batshit insane or fat.
Cope
>When did you take the long hair pill?
many moons ago, but then I found enlightenment
I swear he looks goofy now