>"Look at me Jerry! I'm buff! I'm huge!"
>"How did you do that, all natty?"
>"....ehhh, sort of natty..."
>"Mostly natty?"
>"Let's say half natty, okay?!"
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>"Look at me Jerry!
>"Look at me Jerry! I'm buff! I'm huge!"
>"How did you do that, all natty?"
>"....ehhh, sort of natty..."
>"Mostly natty?"
>"Let's say half natty, okay?!"
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it got so many details right but I can't identify why it seems so off
It might just be the pattern recognition in my brain firing off but I swear there's a bit of Sen. Armstrong in his face too.
all these AI images look like they have a dream filter over them
Things look too smooth. There’s a lack of small subtle texture
It's a half natty photo
His line of sight doesn't make sense
>Senator armstrong
You're right. George's head is too 'long'. I.e the whole skull from top to bottom is too long. It's more masculine than George.
>George's head is too 'long'.
HGH right there
His legs would not be on the floor if that was a real photo
Almost certainly. The show makes it a point to show how superficial she is
He looks too tall imo like 4” taller than he should be. I think his upper legs are just slightly too long and for George they should appear thicker too.
his hair is wrong. looks like a texture. and he doesnt have actual human lines on his face
Lots of small uncanny details and out of place highlights/shadows. His glasses have a broken frame, his shirt pattern is different on the left side than the right side. It's more obvious paired with the dramatic lighting on his upper body and his cartoonishly 2 dimensional legs. Some of them are major thoughever, his brightest trap is monstrous. coomer arm level of assymetry.
>Richie! Did you run over frickin' Beansie?
>Listen Tone, it ain't my fault. It's that shit I got into in prison. You gotta do it to survive in there T, I bet your Uncle June is on a cyc-
>What the frick does that have to do with Beansie, you piece of shit? HE CAN'T SQUAT NO MORE! He looks like frickin... Ronnie Coleman in that wheel chair, the poor frick!
>They make you mad, T, make you do all sorts of crazy shit. I'm on these designer steroids you ain't even heard of, shipped in from Mexico. I put holes in my wall, I've run over beansie, I even frick fat chicks now. Woah big guy, I don't mean Janic-
>You're frickin dead, Richie, you hear me? Dead.
maybe the 6 fingers on his right hand
>6 fingers
It's just the bulge of his palm, there's not even a knuckle. It's poorly done and out of perspective, but if you make a fist it does look roughly like that.
his hair and head shape and george isn't married anymore
nanomachines, son!
>(Kramer enters the apartment, ripping Jerry’s door off the hinges, a full minute of applause from the audience ensues): “Feel that bicep Jerry- hard as a ROCK! I’m getting shredded Jerry, shredded! I’m on DNP!”
>(George, flabbergasted): “Kramer how did YOU get DNP?”
>”Bob Sacameno has a connect (clicks tongue and points) He’s on the dark web, you better believe it.”
>(Jerry watches George and Kramer flexing at each other): (deadpan) “I don’t believe it”
>Kramer your face! It looks like an old catchers mitt!
>Oh you don't think...
>The steroids! They must have aged your face!
>Ohhhh MAN!
> roid rage, heart defects, bacne. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood! Everything I have I owe to this face. It's my allure. My twinkle!
man this is like a combination of richard nixon, reagan, that old doctor guy from scrubs and was also the library detective in seinfeld, and kramer
Hey Kramer, don't you have that set at the comedy club later tonight?
my friend coworker and me were suspicious of another new coworker. i always bully my friend coworker into going to the gym as a joke and the new coworker showed us his progression pics. fricking homosexual pined the whole farmacy. i pointed it out and he didnt know how to react. the woman he is always simping also heard. that homosexuals life is over. my friend coworker was fricking keking to death and i was absolutely disgusted by his fricking turbo incel wiener veins. it didnt even look good he just looked like an erect penis. i respect your right to pin, what i dont respect is trying to put me down by saying its a great accomplishment
>t. gay dyel natty who gets mogged by high school athletes
Why are you thinking of erect penises?
Where's buff jerry and bimbo Elaine
>Look! Over there, doing overhead press, it’s John-John! Definitely spongeworthy
Prompt: Elaine shoving a sponge into her vegana
Do a buff shiggy diggy with the baseball bat and chainlink
would Elaine frick him???
ripped, good paying yankees job
They fricked up big time with that late season storyline in which George is dating a Jerry lookalike. It would've been much funnier to have Elaine date someone that looks almost exactly like George but with a slight variation that makes him appear way cooler/manlier and see George lose his shit about it.
They actually did a similar bit in an earlier season. A successful, beautiful woman seems flirtatious to George and says he’s the spitting image of her boyfriend, but taller and less bald. George becomes obsessed with this mystery doppelgänger wondering what he has that George doesn’t.
Worth it just for the scene where Kramer walks in and immediately tells her she looks like Jerry.
best fake pic itt so far, on a different level
JERRY: So, what do you think of the new season of The Bachelor?
ELAINE: Oh, please. It's the same thing every year. A bunch of desperate women fighting over a mediocre man.
GEORGE: Hey, don't knock it. That's my dream.
JERRY: Yeah, well, you know what they say. The grass is always greener on the other side.
ELAINE: Who says that?
JERRY: They.
ELAINE: They who?
JERRY: You know, them.
ELAINE: Them who?
JERRY: Them!
ELAINE: Who are they?
JERRY: I don't know! They!
Suddenly, KRAMER bursts into the apartment, slamming the door behind him. He is wearing a tank top and shorts, and his muscles are visibly bigger than usual. He has a wild look in his eyes.
KRAMER: Hey, hey, hey! Look who's here!
JERRY: Kramer, what are you doing?
KRAMER: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. You're not gonna believe this. I've started taking anabolic steroids!
JERRY: What?!
GEORGE: Why?!
ELAINE: How?!
KRAMER: Well, you see, I was at the gym the other day, and I met this guy. He was huge, Jerry. Huge! And he offered me some of his special supplements. He said they would make me stronger, faster, and more confident.
JERRY: And you just took them?
KRAMER: Well, yeah. Why not?
JERRY: Because they're illegal, dangerous, and addictive!
KRAMER: Pfft. That's what they want you to think.
ELAINE: Who's they?
KRAMER: You know, them.
ELAINE: Them who?
KRAMER: Them!
ELAINE: Who are they?
KRAMER: I don't know! They!
JERRY: Kramer, you have to stop taking those steroids. They're bad for you.
KRAMER: Bad for me? Jerry, these things are great for me! Look at me! I'm a specimen! I'm a stallion! I'm a beast!
GEORGE: You're a lunatic!
KRAMER: No, no, no. You don't understand. These steroids have given me a new lease on life. I feel like I can do anything. Anything!
JERRY: Like what?
KRAMER: Like... like... like this!
KRAMER picks up the couch with one hand and lifts it over his head. JERRY, GEORGE and ELAINE scream and jump off the couch.
Put me in the screencap pls
have a nice day
Solid.
lost
nice try, this is clearly chatgpt.
Embarrassing you guys can't spot it
You win
>George was considered comically fat when Seinfeld aired.
>Newman was basically a caricature
>Average person now looks like Newman
goal body, if I keep my current hair
maybe throw an extra 2" of girth and length
>How's it going
>Great. I've been working out. Went from a size 40, to a 42.
>No kidding.
>Yeah, I'm huge
> Hello this is Newman Rippletoe with StartingStrength.com reminding you now would be a fantastic time to bulk
> Squatz and oatz, Jerry. Squatz and oatz.
silent hill monster lookin mfer
>with this physique Jerry
>I can say what ever I want
>hard R or not
>*clicks and point*
>Giddy up
>KRAMER: Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fricking blood panel up your ass. You can talk, you can talk, you can talk, you're real natty now motherfricker! Throw his ass out, HE'S A ROIDER! HE'S A ROIDER!!! HE'S A ROIDER!!!! A ROIDER, LOOK THERE'S A ROIDER! Ooooooh... Oooooh... Alright, you see? You see this shocks you, it shocks you to see what's buried beneath your Instagram filters!
>ROIDER: That was uncalled for!
>KRAMER: It was uncalled for you to claim natty you cheap motherfricker! You guys have been roidin' and roidin' and roidin', saying natty, natty, natty. [MOCKINGLY] Is this too much for you to handle? They're going to arrest me for calling a fake natty a roider? Wait a minute, where's he going?
>ROIDER: That was uncalled for, you fricking DYEL-ass motherfricker!
>KRAMER: DYEL?! You're calling me DYEL, roider?!
>ROIDER: Frick you, DYEL boy!!
>KRAMER: Are you threatening me?
>ROIDER: We'll see what's up!
>KRAMER: Oh, it's a big threat!! That's how you get back at the man!
>ROIDER: It's not funny! That's why you're a reject, never had no followers, never had no subscribers, never had no gym thots... "Natural Bodybuilding" and that's it!
>KRAMER: Oh, I guess you got me there. You're absolutely right. I'm just a skellymoder. Can't even stand on stage...
>ROIDER: You, callin' me a roider?! That's un-fricking-called-for! That ain't necessary!
>KRAMER: You got exposed pal! That's what you get for lying to the natty man, don't ya' know?!
>See left hand and ponder if AI has finally worked out human hands
>See right hand and kek
>Feeling fit..... Newman?
newman doesnt look so fat anymore.
MAKIN' THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS HERE, JERRY!