It’s lean and decently muscular. Some look like they have to be enhanced but some are just ottermode. That’s what they like. Any nonsense of a dad bod or whatever that one pic that gets posted of the perfect male body should be thrown out the window. And one aspect is nonexistent from what I’ve seen and that is a set of big pecs. I can’t find any covers with those gross breasts like on Arnold.
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This meme would be perfect if it had wh*Te instead of white.
Do the women who read those books look like OP’s picrel?
Probably not. But again the cover shows you what the ideal woman wants to look like. So it’s still useful to see how the woman is depicted.
It must be interesting inside their heads. They want to look like that, but they don’t want to be expected to look like that.
The people who read these might also be different from those who are for body positivity.
I’m willing to bet they’re not read by women who are in satisfying relationships.
They're read by a huge number of women from horny grandmas to ratchet black women, actually(hood romances are a thing and they're fricking hilarious)
some cats... they have seen things
>should I leave the room this time Janet, or are you so lonely that the touch of my fur is enough for you to reach some kind of hollow orgasm?
I remember when I was a teenager, anytime I jacked off with a pet cat or dog in the room I always felt like they were acting weirder and that they knew something was off. It made me feel weird in return. Sometimes to the point I'd remove them from the room because they were definitely acting weirder than normal
>HEY BILL! MASTER’S BUSTING A FAT ONE AGAIN, DON’T COME IN HERE!
I would never have sex or wank off with my pets in the room. EVER.
Once my ex was riding me and my cat slunk in and sat on my chest and just fricking stared at me.
He was rating your performance
Animals aren't that moronic they don't know
>they don't know about love at every size novels
Your local public library has dozens of books wherein an overweight woman gets romantically involved with a handsome, tall, athletic, rich, etc man.
>Just lower the standard for myself and raise the standard for my desired partner.
From women to the economy, everything is inflated.
my buddy used to be a model for them. dude was cut af. we went to the same gym for a while and he would talk to himself out loud when he was working out.
>'yea you're looking so good got that pump'
>'damn getting swole, getting real swole'
he was a fat loser in hs, so he was a little autistic
His internal monologue has been externalized.
>'yea you're looking so good got that pump'
>'damn getting swole, getting real swole'
very based
Fat loser to modelling for romance novels. What a rollercoaster
That’s literally me. Ive gotten offers to model and i also talk to myself in the gym. I think the tren gave me slight brain damage ngl
Why aren't you making money making grannies wet then?
All women like that slop, so the answer is yes sometimes.
Looks like it's time to get Fabio IST!
She drew him as to what a gay man would want batman to look like.
What is the story if the goblin king book?
Probably the exact same plot as every other erotic romance, only you replace the billionaire/werewolf/rancher/russian mobster with a jacked David Bowie
I hate women so fricking much it's unreal
all my friends they'd be drawin superman batman gay ass cartoons me i was drawing orc content.
>the goblin king
Is that Jensen Ackles?
humanbros, its over
I want to make a living writing this stuff. Where do I start?
read a lot of romance novels and a lot about bigfoot then write a few hours everyday. maybe take creative writing at a community college
r/eroticauthors
read the FAQ, it will give you everything you need to get started. Short erotica can be a fun side gig, but its real hard to make a living at it these days. Several years ago it was possible, but not anymore. However, you can absolutely make six figures self publishing longer romance, and short form erotica is a good gateway for getting into that
fire up chatgpt and edit out the continuity errors it makes
t. romance novel "author"
Based. Ignore what women say and looked at actual behavior for revealed preferences. And situations where the market offers substantial financial rewards for showing body types women find attractive are best.
1. Romance novels
2. Male strippers
There's no dad bod anywhere.
If you try to get as muscular as humanly possible without taking steroids or getting fat, you'll be moving in the direction of looking better to almost all women 99% of the time.
Posting in a Redpill thread, thank you frens
Brb reading this to up my stroke and sext game
This looks almost exactly like my parents in the 90's, especially dad's mullet. My dad was also possessed by a demon, multiple accounts have told me btw.
Who cares what women think? Just look at the moronic shit they're convinced of. I mean have you ever asked a woman her opinion about anything very important? Did you really think she might have had valuable information?