looking to bulk for cheap in aus. 3000 cal 120g protein

looking to bulk for cheap in aus
3000 cal 120g protein

can't exactly go to family since they live far and buying meat and poultry is expensive since coles and woolworths are c**ts

not sure what to do

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3000 calories with only 120g protein

    Yeah thats a good way to get fat

    You gona want 220g if youre eating 3000

    120g would be fine if you were eating 1500

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      so what would you reccomend?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need 1g protein per lb of lean bodyweight, that's consistent arithmetic regardless of what your height and weight are. any surplus beyond that will just go on as fat and eventually cause fatty liver due to the stress processing excess protein into fat causes.
        generally speaking, your height in cm should be equal to your weight in lbs. but that's generalised, so it can be around 10-15% higher or lower depending on bone density, fluid retention, etc, so use those outliers as your limits.
        I'm gonna use my stats as an example,
        I'm 196cm and 88kg, my lean bodyweight is 130lbs so I eat 130g protein daily. if I bulk, my target weight is 106kg (currently weight + 15%), then I'll cut until I reach a lean figure I'm satisfied with (there's so many different individual factors it's impossible to give a math equation for other than just look in the mirror).
        you can gain a maximum of 1.2lbs or 600g of muscle per week IF you're training like a natty Olympian, for most people it'll be far lower.
        bulking is a slow and steady process, so don't worry too much. just keep training, keep getting your protein and don't go over your protein quota, eat at least a 500kcal surplus and keep that up until you're 15% above your current weight, then cut 1,000kcal (so 500kcal less than what you're currently eating) until you get a physique you're satisfied with.
        cutting is far harder than bulking because the entire time you're training to stop your muscles being cannibalised and at the same time your body is screaming FEED ME, but you've got many moons before you have to worry about that.
        there's 1,800kcal in 1kg of muscle, and it takes ~4,200kcal to build that muscle (including the 1,800kcal stored within that muscle), and there's 7,700kcal in 1kg of fat, so you need to eat 9,500kcal to put on 1kg of fat and 1kg of muscle, which will take 19 days on a 500kcal surplus and consistent high intensity training, so it will take a long time so you have to be patient.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    400ml milk
    80g of peanut butter
    1 banana
    Some spinach
    1 scoop of protein powder

    Eat rice, noodles and lentils and buy them in bulk, it's cheaper that way

    How much do you pay for eggs?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't really buy eggs rn, been mostly eating youfoodz and the meals they give at my workplace

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Load up on cheap food you get at work then
        Drink a shake like I posted every evening

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't understand how you can afford Youfoodz ($7ish per serve?) but not to buy meat and poultry? Buy 1kg of chicken breast for like $10-$13 and split it into 5 portions with rice and vegetables and it ends up being like $3-$4 per serve

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    try aldi

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How expensive is 2 lbs of chicken per day? It's less than $4 in the US

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      $6US
      About 14 to 25 minutes of working the average job after tax

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 minutes is $6 for me.
        Get a trade, either electrical if you can do trig or plumbing if youre not the bright

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you make $6 US in 5 minutes after tax?
          Thats $180 aud/ hour

          What trade pays $180/hour?
          electrical and plumbing sure dont

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I make about $70aud electrical.
            Dunno what that is in freedombucks? $45 an hour I guess.
            Remember when we were a parity with usa a while back? Good times.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              have you ever thought about taking a kangaroo as a bride and just keeping house out in the outback?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >taking a kangaroo as a brid
                You don't ask a man that question.
                It's very much a "don't ask, don't tell" policy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          in uni rn, can't exactly drop that and do a trade

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh I go to Coles and get chicken breast fillet. but 120g in 3000 calories doesnt sound like the right recipe, I am on 145g at 1700kcal so you might need some more. eggs help, and I also have whey protein like 3-4 times a day

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just drink 4 protein shakes a day

      Nice healthy and balanced diet you got there

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        carb culture fricks my protein intake at my calorie target, so I gotta supplement otherwise i am eating like 6 meals a day lol. IOW i don't cook most of my meals, I eat what is in front of me, and it usually has little protein. actually balances out my diet lmao I'd have less shakes if I ate protein rich foods. its always some variation of rice and veggies

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woolworths protein yoghurt with fruit and protein powder give a decent hit with quite low cals

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ittt?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join the cord fampai
      https://discord.com/invite/6SeMNjyF

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally buy $10-15 of diced chook from Coles and cook it and put it in tubs at the start of the week

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure if 1kg of chicken is gonna sustain me for a week

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a couple kg of chicken breast if you're trying to clean bulk or you could just dirty bulk

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buying meat and poultry is expensive
          >Buy a couple kg of chicken breast

          thanks

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I was on the dole I could afford chicken breast how poor are you

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's actually making 3000 dollars an hour as a Commander of Electricity, but unfortunately he lives in moronville and can't figure out how to get food

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are australians fugly? I watched a video of australians and they dont look likr chads

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right? Zyzz was a Pajeet and he slayed that island of lost toys.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was middle eastern
        And he lived in Western Sydney which is literally full of brownoids and low class whites

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the stereotypes of surfers and larrikins etc are lies to get tourists to come here

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not gorilla bulking
    ngmi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this actually viable? More as a supplement than for your whole diet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea I just posted it because it's funny. I think there'd probably be side effects associated with eating gorilla food, anon.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go gym but my little sister keeps blocking my path. Shes concerned ill become a meathead and perpetuate toxic masculinity.
    Wut do?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick her in the pussy

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who here /cum/?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do
      But not in ladybugs, oh no.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    blasting

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about stuff from iga

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fricking sloppa thread had quest chips and i was intrigued but they are 6 dollabucks at woolies per pack

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy reduced meat and keep in the freezer till you cook it you can get good deals on meat that way

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can 500g mince for $6 anywhere in Oz. meat is really cheap atm

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time I go overseas I'm amazed at two things
    > food is much higher quality (fewer goyslop additives)
    > but holy shit is it expensive
    or in the case of really shitty countries, it's both the same goyslop chemical soup and expensive as shit - it's even worse when you consider that most places the local purchasing power is such that it's going to be even worse for people that actually live there

    One of the few places I went where I thought I could get a decent amount of food for a reasonable price was, surprisingly, Rome. Meats and cheeses were pretty OK price wise.

    Anyway, to answer OP - I guess look at what vegans have to do: non-animal proteins. Get used to lentils, my boy.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Organize and kill your tyranical government leaders.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty rich considering you c**ts had the government literally ordering a private business to ban citizens from social media.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        assuming you're australian, they took your guns and sent jackbooted swat homosexuals to bust up covid protests
        you have no room to talk, don't be a dumb homosexual c**t. you are way farther along than america is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least we don't have Black folk taking over cities

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't you have abos and malaysians and other various forms of chinamen taking over your cities?
            we are natural allies, aussiebro. we shouldn't but heads like this

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Abbos are not even a statistically relevant population. Jeets and chinks are annoying but they aren't marauding Black folk randomly stabbing people and burning down cities

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post groups

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is hunting a thing in your part of the country?
    If the israelites keep pushing the bugs and fake meat, I'm just going to be eating a frick ton of deer. (That said, it's amazing how the quality of deer meat is in danger from prions, weird viruses, and the chemicals getting into the environment.)

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't afford 10 dollarydoos a day to feed yourself, you're a fricking dickhead and deserve to be a dyel melbournite forever
    Eat shit pov c**t

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to Costco and buy whole slabs of meats
    Frick Woolies and Coles

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aldi bro

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mince is cheap
    Rice is cheap
    Eggs are cheap
    Chicken is cheap
    Even steak is cheap for some cuts

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/25734/woolworths-rspca-approved-chicken-breast-fillet

    $10/kg

    Eggs and milk are also pretty cheap.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fkn hot as shit and it ain't even summer on the plus side I saw butthole at the beach

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice one did you fingerblast it? haha

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$11 for 1kg of one of the most nutritious foods on the planet
    yea im thinkin based

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halfway thru my 3 month rehab program now. Probably going to do another 3 months at different place afterwards for 6 months total. What have I missed?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majority of the population still hates abbos (ie is based)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we have TV that's all they spoke about on news for 2 weeks straight

        There's 2 abos here and they are cousins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castrate yourself , troony sucker

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel Andrews isn't premier anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      plutez is slowly conquering every state and will soon become the strongest man in australia

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aldi pork mince $8/kg
    5kg bag of potatoes $5 at the fruit shop
    Woolies and coles sell huge tubs of yoghurt that's even cheaper than their homebrand stuff, in the ethnic food fridge section

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ethnic food

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about the Indian stuff? Is this yoghurt any different from regular Greek yoghurt?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheap as shit.
        Low as frick cals
        Add a scoop of protein powder
        Laughing bro

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And just eat 2 minute noodles for cals.
          You'll be Sam Sulek in a week

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat married Philippino woman at work said I had a Dorito body
    >Says Dorito bodies are her type while looking me up and down

    And I making it lads?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to eat you, phillipinos are cannibals

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulking is a stupid meme that will only disappoint you.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating enough to put on muscle is a meme

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home brand potato wedges from woolworths

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd absolutely molest wedges with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce every time I went to the pub
      Nectar of the Gods

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        God it's been too long.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poach and eat the kangaroos. They're pests anyway

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    whole lambs are like $50 at the moment c**t

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coles RSPCA Approved Chicken Drumsticks Large Pack

    $4.00 per 1kg

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its good for cooking, but that includes a heap of bone, skin and saline, not the best for cheap bulking

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GC please breed me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      died in a ceiling cavity, SAD!

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