>lose weight. >get girlfriend. >she starts gaining weight

>lose weight
>get girlfriend
>she starts gaining weight

What the frick

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She would be better with a penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lucky you anon, she does have one

      https://www.instagram.com/sayurimattar/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the Brazilian troony on the back of the moped? Frick she's so hot, I need get roids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she cut it off now tho.
        >she

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that your gf, OP? Take care of HER.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for real, i'd kill to have a gf like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Take care of HER
      kek. she'll dump him and lose it all again

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>she

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She went from a 9 to a 10, great job anon. Just don't let her get any fatter.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better off fatter tbh
    I recommend 4x 1L Heavy Cream Chuggings until sexy belly develops

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe she’s pregnant? I mean that’s what usually happens when WOMEN put on weight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      >pregnant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if that was my girlfriend i'd definately put a baby or three in her

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw browsed this board early last decade for several years
    > get into solid routine, DL 4plaet, natty but aesthetic
    > way too much confidence
    > get mad puss since it was the heyday of dating apps and I've got a gigachad level jawline
    > eventually get heartbroken, sink into a deep depression
    > meet 5'1 qt 3.14 gym bunny with straight bangs at a nerd con, hit it off immediately, but done want to date her in depression state of mind
    > talk for 4 months, get better through lifting and therapy, ask her out one day
    > she says yes and been together since
    > moved to suburbs of big city for my new job & co-signed on apt lease 5 months later
    > emotionally fulfilled, excited to be doing stuff with her
    > both gradually stop exercising and just enjoy walks
    > gain weight, but we both eat well and continue walking
    > Propose to her and we get married in late 2019, have a small mini honeymoon in a nice town about 3 hrs away
    > COVID happens, both keep our jobs
    > going on less walks
    > realize she's gaining weight
    > realize I like it because she already hucow level breasts are getting bigger
    > post-covid, resume walks, I'm still trim, she loses some weight, but still a dummy thicc shortstack
    > broken free of the IST programming, realize I love this woman with all my heart no matter what she looks like
    > become happy and start lifting with software bro buddy in his home gym
    > realize that I just wanna be healthy enough to frick around with my nephews and not worry about aesthetics
    > wife feels the same and starts swimming at the gym
    > loses a little weight but still dummy thicc
    > make a joke about how I liked her thickness and I'll love her at any size
    > tells me I better start cooking more meals

    Embrace it, OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats anon, you achieved what most fitcels never will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >> broken free of the IST programming, realize I love this woman with all my heart no matter what she looks like
      you settled, you might be happy but you'll always know you settled.
      which is why you're posting here instead of living your life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can't know this blackpill anon, but you can sincerely grow beyond the concepts of settling and what you think you're owed. With a full enough life and heart the evil maladaption that haunts some from their youth can be burned away like frost in the sun. I hope one day you know this feeling and can look forward unjaded. wagmi.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >With a full enough life and heart the evil maladaption that haunts some from their youth can be burned away like frost in the sun.
          please say more about this I really need some whitepills right now anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone settles, anon, in some way or form. She isn't perfect; but I'm not perfect either. And that's okay.

        you can't know this blackpill anon, but you can sincerely grow beyond the concepts of settling and what you think you're owed. With a full enough life and heart the evil maladaption that haunts some from their youth can be burned away like frost in the sun. I hope one day you know this feeling and can look forward unjaded. wagmi.

        Is absolutely right. it's never too late. We're all gonna make it.

        you'll get a gymbro and understand some day, young anon.

        We talk about what we're doing in therapy sometimes. Feel less stressed/alone when I do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can't know this blackpill anon, but you can sincerely grow beyond the concepts of settling and what you think you're owed. With a full enough life and heart the evil maladaption that haunts some from their youth can be burned away like frost in the sun. I hope one day you know this feeling and can look forward unjaded. wagmi.

          you have no standards.
          this isn't a blackpill - there is always a younger woman standing in line. at some point you settle for a gal and she gets comfortable and turns into some variant of harpy. at that point you start fricking prostitutes to clean the pipes and do deviant shit.
          claiming you settled down coz you are giga enlightened is some gay shit tho. it's the same logic trap as incels saying "woe is me i can't get girls i'm owed sex".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry your life is so shit that you evidently haven't ever witnessed a happy couple. Many people do legitimately fall in love and stay in love and live happy, committed, fulfilling lives for as long as they live. In the end, nobody is going to count how many beautiful young thots you've had sex with and think it amounts to a life well-lived.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this is like saying a billionaire doesn't value money coz he's made so much of it.
              he makes money coz he values it.
              i want sex with young hotties so i do the things i need to do to have sex. you don't value it so you have extreme cope about your fat gf being satisfying.
              like i said - if a man is truly content he doesn't care about the opinions of others. you expose yourself by trying to convince me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly what you're doing, anon. The dude you're responding to has attained something you're still in search of, and probably won't ever find, until you grow up a bit. Best of luck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just look like chad and you'll end up happy
      t-thanks...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >> become happy and start lifting with software bro buddy in his home gym
      going into another man's home to get hot and sweaty together

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you'll get a gymbro and understand some day, young anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good job, you got old. Now let the prime aged alphas talk about what actually matters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who unironically refers to themselves as an "alpha" or "a-type" is anything but.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >prime aged alphas
        >crusty old men that pay prostitutes to parade them in their videos and brag about how they pull hot women
        >sell their bullshit advice to incels
        >use this money to pay for said prostitutes
        >and so the cycle continues
        Yeah, you're making your age very obvious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Now let the prime aged alphas talk about what actually matters"

        >t. pic related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this a haas fanfic or something wtf you lazy dyel homosexual frick off back to whatever hugbox you came from an no your wife is fat and gross not dummy thick or whatever your homosexual cope is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >> broken free of the IST programming
      it had nothing to do with "fit programming" or "MSM programming" or any kind of propaganda from any side
      You used ideology to get to a goal in mind, you are not an ideologue but a true life connoisseur and try to make the best of life at every moment

      Some people cling onto ideas or ideologies due to unresolved past trauma, you went above it and enjoy life
      That's all there is to it anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The classic "I gave up and I'm mentally framing it as enlightenment" post, I must have read a hundred variations of it over the years

      Congrats anon, you achieved what most fitcels never will.

      Becoming a fat suburban couple? Plenty of us will meet this fate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice gay fantasy. so wheres the part where you and your "software bro" took turn pounding eachothers butts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love that you have love, anon.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you showed her that she locked you in, so she relaxed.
    You should keep being social and regularly interact with successful men and attractive women not only when you have a gf, but even when you're married and with children

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop feeding her sopa de macaco

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no sayuri bros, she’s getting fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >small hips
      >male face
      why do people like this and pretend they arent gays?
      also given that shit is behind 100s of filters and angles so you just now in real life this person looks fricking disgusting

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting.. lean will always be better. She might have got me before. No more.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS I HATE FATS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Domino or Waller?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i use social media less
    gf limits her social media usage
    >i go to gym and get results
    gf enrolls in the gym
    >i save money on food and cook
    gf stops eating out and cooks
    >i stop eating sugar
    gf just told me she will try not to eat sugar anymore
    it's literally that simple. any weakness you see in your woman is your weakness failure or insecurity. men are the protagonists of the material world, women are npcs. waiting for a woman to do something without any guidance is like trusting the israelites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had learned that earlier anon, i truly do...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        me too bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your girl probably has to have turbo low self-esteem to date a moron like you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you insulted her a little bit. a little bit you did. got a little out of order yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, just be a masculine role model for her, women should be molded into a better version of yourself and it's your job as a man to make sure it's done right
      >gf lost over a hundred pounds because I got interested in lifting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *herself not yourself

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped her when she cut it off. what a waste...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No... is that real? Paulo, no...

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fake breasts
    ruined

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips, OP? What mass gainer are you putting in her breakfast smoothie?
    You're an architect.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    antidepressants cause the weight gain anon.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cut off penis
    >now fat prostitute
    if vegana then real woman is possible

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    clearly not enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly still would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      deformed arms

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the fate of all failed males below 6ft. First troon out and get railed by a real man, then hit the wall at age 25 swiftly followed with acking themselves only to be thrown in a ditch and forgotten.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lose a ton of weight
    >get gf
    >friends gf get interested in me too
    you vile prostitutes can never get between me and my boys. show some loyalty to your man ffs, it’s disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dumped the cheating bf out of no where(I didn't tell him I knew cause I'm petty)
      >some of his "good" friends immediately try to shit talk him(still no mention of cheating though, guess that's some loyalty) and sleep me
      Absolute worthless c**ts all around

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my gf Felipe finally got SRS, she's so brave, I'm so proud of her
    also good to know that the latin American ability to turn into a goblin immediately upon reaching your late 20s transcends gender boundaries

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lavoisier's law

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm only in lust with spanish girls now frick brazil

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's the way anon, you keep going down and keep her going up

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >americans will say right looks better than left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals will say either looks good

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's too comfortable

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You still in shape? Get completely shredded and take your hog out to the beach. She'll see you catching mires and either get her act together or double down on the fatness - either way you'll know what to do.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It even happens to male Latinas.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still jerking off to trannies, IST?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's really a man huh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *was

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gain weight

    Are you fricking delusional ? She looks so fricking hot there bro, The frick are you on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur gay

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