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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    built for BBC (big british wiener)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > british wiener
      >big

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Observer of many British wieners

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be surprised b

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate bongs so fricking much

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So normies look at an advert featuring other normies and say “hey they look just like me I can do it too!” Is there anything more pathetic than this mindset? Its like picturing yourself as a supporting secondary character in your own movie. Don’t you want greatness? Do you sympathize with greatness? Don’t you want to see yourself as the hero instead of the antihero? Normie acceptance is almost worst than fat acceptance because it’s guaranteed that you neither fail nor succeed, just exist in perpetual state of mediocrity. Can’t think of a worse fate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with the sentiment but you sound like an insufferable homosexual. What is it with first year lifters and this attitude?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's virginity treating you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you type like a homosexual please remove yourself from IST. Perhaps you'd enjoy reddit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think that ads like these will be so common place, in maybe 10 or 20 years people will start to think that going to the gym will make you look like this.

      >be 1 year ago
      >6' lanklet
      >go to gym to put on weight
      >finally going to get the dream bod like on the ads
      >ff to today
      >can now visibly see my abs
      >people won't stop staring at me wherever I go
      >wear a shirt when in the pool to hide shame
      >go to the gym twice a day now but nothing is working
      what am I doing wrong fellow /fat/izens?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably think she looks like that because of a medical condition but what's really happening is that they feel comfortable going there where they won't be the fattest ugliest loser. We all feel out of place sometimes. It can be intimidating going to a serious gym if you don't know what you're doing. If you do then imagine going to a rock climbing gym or learning to swim correctly in front of people or something. That anxiety is what the advertisement preys on. The most effective thing they can do to get customers is to say that you won't be the gym moron because they already have one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of words, you could just say you're a homosexual

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9/10 in the norf
    the white roses of york, grim.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a 10/10 in bonglandia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cogitate the redolence

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell no

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym just got bought by PureGym and have changed name now. Am I screwed? OP's pic looks very gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. You’ll still get the regulars there but prepare for the constant PA saying “we at pure gym welcome everyone from whatever race, gender or sexuality”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So will they take offense to my swastika shirt now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally i remember this psyops motto getting looped, also loads of zoomers and gym thots turn up and then the last year of me going there the brownoids starting flooding it, so i left and home workout before i escape to europe. bongland is done

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fitness World? Happened here too.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are all these shit uk gyms so proud of having astroturf for sledwankers? complete waste of space

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because those fatties pay for yearly memberships and dont bother coming more than 10 times a year, its free money.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are all these shit uk gyms so proud of having astroturf for sledwankers? complete waste of space

        What are UK gyms like? Are they full of Deanos? Any girls? I have autism lifted alone in a shed for just over two years. I am strong and look fairly strong, but I am completely moronic when it comes to public gyms since I’ve never stepped foot in one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a good mix. Fat women, mums who are bored, 18 year old bawds, deanos, broccoli heads who crowd around 1 squat rack and some old boomer with a beer gut benching 150kg

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >old boomer with a beer gut benching 150kg
            always based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are different types of gyms. You've got puregyms and other chain gyms which is your standard norf fc new years resolution moron gym which are always overcrowded. You also have local gyms which is where you'll find a mix of serious lifters and deanos. Deanos are usually either very friendly or extremely arrogant, nothing in-between. Most people just mind their own at the gyms here though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saw a Brit Black person and a Somali nearly get into a fight over equipment once

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              down a puregym? I just love it how the BAMEs hate each other more than the public hate them most of the time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BAME?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                used to be the PC way of saying nogs & co but they did away with the term and it is now considered non-PC. It's just a funny term. Stands for black and asian minority ethnic i think

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >black and asian minority ethnic
                menabros, latinxs... not like this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                menas are considered asian and we don't have latins here but yes people like slavs and stuff didn't get a representation in the BAME era

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >menas are considered asian
                nafrxbros

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah lol. It’s even funnier cuz the bame women just look embarrassed and hang around with the white deanos

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              apparently Somalis hate other Africans and consider them Black folk

              PureGym motivated me to build a home gym. Every day I had to put up with pajeets/pakis not able to use weights or equipment correctly and crowding/hogging machines.

              likewise, I knew it was over when I went to puregym at 1 am specifically to avoid having to wait for equipment and there were like 20 or 30 Indian guys spread put over all the equipment

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are loads of asian men at my gym constantly doing some hilarious prayer exercise. They put a mat down in front of a cable tower with a two handed rope attachment, get on their knees and pull all the way to the floor like they are training to pray really hard for Allah. It's only the Asian men who do it. They're usually pretty cool though.

          There's usually a number of fit slags in incredibly revealing clothes for a cheeky glance and a test boost. It's mainly men though at least where the weights are. Cardio stuff skews more towards women and 'normal' looking girls, all the hot ones are doing lower body weightlifting.

          Most guys in general are really nice, will ask if you're done with equipment etc/happy to let you know when they're done etc. A mix of deanos/zoomers/boomers. Couple of obvious roiders.

          This is at a nuffield health which is probably a tier above pure gym etc.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PureGym motivated me to build a home gym. Every day I had to put up with pajeets/pakis not able to use weights or equipment correctly and crowding/hogging machines.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >luv puregym
    >luv crossfit
    >'ate the gym group (not racist just don't like em)
    simple as

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