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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw too autistic to learn how to ride a bicycle as an adult

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all a psyop
      Nobody actually ever learns to ride a bike
      There are no bike riders

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did your dad go get milk?
        Pretty sure it's a requirement for your dad to teach you to ride a bike

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but i the workout it super inconsistant if you take it on trails. no idea how many calories i'm buring or shit like that if i'm not in a stationary bike.

      what the hell would autism have to do with that. there really isn't any trick to it. just keep pedaling and you won't fall over. you know it's agreat watly to exercise if you see really in shape old guys doing it. it has passed the test of time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some types of autism fricks up your motor skills. My calligraphy is also fricked by it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          huh, never heard of that. still, cyclijg isn't somthing that requires precision like caligraphy. i'd guess anyone who can run can cycle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            beg to differ if you’re doing snakey man trails brah. pumpin hard while dodging trees on a tight trail is exhilarating. i biffed once and ran my shoulder straight into a tree. thankfully I wasn’t going too fast

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              mtb trails*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have dogshit handwriting but can ride my road bike just fine, though I do feel much more stable with just my left hand on the handlebar instead of just my right even though i'm right handed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1. get a bike. Take the pedals off. Lower the seat so that you can comfortably walk the bike around while sitting on it.
      2. walk the bike around. Testing balance is as easy as lifting your feet and coasting. Recovering balance is as easy as lowering your feet.
      3. after you're completely comfortable with balance, put the pedals back on.
      it's that easy. All you need is to not care when passing children, adults, cars, dogs, and waterfowl look at you like you're an alien.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly good advice. I just remember my dad screaming at me that I'm doing it wrong while repeatedly falling over until I finally got it right after he left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All you need is to not care when passing children, adults, cars, dogs, and waterfowl
        kek. some more tips for new bike riders:
        >stop signs don't exist
        >remember to always take up the whole lane!
        >you must shave all your body hair and wear skin tight lycra

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all a psyop
      Nobody actually ever learns to ride a bike
      There are no bike riders

      >tfw I’m the exact opposite of you, I’m 32 and exclusively ride a road bike because too autistic to drive a car

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a fear of driving a car, cuz i think I will frick up badly
        i want to get license but I have a fricking phobia of sitting behind the wheel, maybe its because the city area so much shit going around, maybe i wouldnt be so afraid in some villages and shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd help you learn bro, nothing better than some autistic fun and learning experience 😀
      but most people are stuck up buttholes and most likely you wont find open minded people who wont make fun of you for this, im sorry for that anon. Dont think you're less of a person for not knowing how to ride a bike.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cant swim as an adult
      >feel shame for it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that is pretty shameful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I took 1 year of swimming classes as an adult because I almost drowned 3 times as a kid and ended up terrified of water
        Just like lifting, after 1 year you just mog most people there, so who cares

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't swim either, who gives a frick? Do you work on a boat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feet on the pedals.
      Ass on the saddle.
      Hands on the handlebar.
      I'm confident that I could figure this out in 2 minutes even if I'd never seen a bike beforehand.
      >tfw too autistic to understand how you could possibly have trouble with this

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oohh OHH I THINK I'M GONNA
    I THINK I'M GONNA BIKE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *pedals away*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pulverizes your nutsack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or just bmx, what's some malnourished skateboard queen gonna do smoke weed or throw his board I cpuld have beaten the living shit out of several grown male skatequeers as an early teenager.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shredding twisty singletracks feels like an irl vidya game. ive never done real downhill and would be scared to send huge jumps but it looks dope

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Each January when I see fatties at the gym using the cycling machine, I just think of the amount of time they're wasting. They aren't going to lose any weight that way and it's not as enjoyable as irl. Can't bunnyhop over logs in a gym.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No argument from me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love riding but I'm pretty sure it messes with your test levels/genitals somehow

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This post inspired me to go out, thanks man! it was fun and will do it again

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey a trail's cheating, that shit makes running fun too, they really should make that more accessible, obstacle courses for adults and such, it's your brain tricking you into having fun because you have to process all the things coming at you

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do this shit all the time
    But I'm ganksta
    U should not attempt, plebo

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really have to post aislop, you couldn't find 1 (one) picture of a guy riding a bike in a forest? Fricking Black person

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