Grooming thread?
>hairy as frick
>hair growing up nearly half the length of my shaft, and all over my sack
>le podcast ball trimmers are so shit and get searing hot after 3 minutes of use
>hard to get the sack hairs due to the elasticity of the ballsack
>either nick your sack because of the ever-morphing physique of the scrote or dont get a low enough trim to actually make it look presentable
There has to be a better way. We are in 2023, what is the Modern Man's method for grooming down there? Is there an AI startup working on this problem yet? I was thinking of using wax but I tried some on my arm hair and tapped out, I don't have the pain tolerance to try that on my balls.
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only homosexuals shave their balls. the trimmer is for your pubic area and shaft, just use scissors to neaten up the balls
No woman is going to stick your hairy balls in her mouth virgin
oh but they do
>homosexuals still can't figure out where the penis goes
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
I keep my body hair, don't be fooled by weird degenerate porn.
I wish I could just laser off permanently all the hair on my balls, my thighs (especially between balls and thighs) and asscrack
Those hairs serve no purpose, I'm never gonna say "oh I wish I could grow my asscrack hair again", it's not like chest hair
But I'm too shy to do it
But are you gay?
yes
Just do it if you ever get laser. Those people see a lot of buttholes and other private areas. What do you have to be ashamed of there?
My superfluous nipple.
Mechanical lubrication. Try shaving that and going for a long walk, see how it feels
I wax regularly, and walk 3-4 miles a day at roughly 15 minutes per mile. It feels great to walk when you're nice and smooth, I truly don't understand where that whole "pubic hair helps with friction" crap even comes from. It's a lie.
Get the hair to around 5mm with scissors or a trimmer, then sugar them. Look up DIY sugaring on YT
You can get a 5minskin(there are cheaper brands that work too) device that removes hair and gradually destroys the follicle such that growth is eliminated after about a dozen uses
You can also use a depilatory cream like softsheen carver's magic powder but I find it makes a mess and creates a nasty lingering sulphur smell, and isn't any quicker, as most of the time more than one application is required
What I'm yet to try but may be effective are those micro crystal stones that you rub against the skin, though I think they're not that good with coarse pubes
Just go to a wax salon that takes men. The one by me also gives handies.
Nah the hair between my thighs and balls area prevents friction burns from running.
I agree with asscrack hairs though, been shaving them for 10 years and have no regrets.
i'd just do VIO wax but i can't afford it so trimmer it is for now
I found it amusing that among guys who regularly visit prostitutes, shaving balls is considered a token of respect to those prostitutes.
Otherwise, "manscaping" is a meme that feeds on insecurity and body dysmorphia. No woman ever asked me to shave my balls. Women just don't care.
I agree, no one has ever noted on my unshaved balls and pubic region
hair is a breeding ground for bacteria even when washed properly which can lead to excessive odor and also one time a girl suckled on my balls ( I didn't ask her to) and coughed up a hair I don't want that happening again.
I was asked last Friday to shave my pubic hair by a woman as she got a pube in her mouth while sucking my dick
Mirin abs
manscapedsisters.... what are we spending our paychecks on this week?
Lawnmower 4.0 been keeping it real for me. I'd get laser hair removal, it's only $1000 and doesn't hurt.
I started laser, but I put it on hold since ai travel for work and I'm outside 10 hours a day.
I just trim most with the trimmer, leaving a quarter inch or whatever you need to not nick the sack
then shave the rest off in the shower
ezpz smooth af balls, works for other areas too
I tighten things up maybe 3 or 4 times a year. No girl has ever commented. But it’s true that a prostitute will treat your balls extra nice if they’re smooth as eggs.
sounds like it will inevitably suck either way because of how hairy you are and itll be constant maintenance. that said I think you can manage if you trim down your hair first with scissors to get much of the mass out of the way, then use the trimmers to get down there and finish up with safety razors. its not hard to figure out safety razors or the angle and when you do you can get to the contours your trimmers miss. from there its just maintenance mode with safety razors... or repeat the process over again when you need to idk.
best of luck anon
oh and dont forget to apply aftershave lotion. maybe not necessary if your skin isnt sensitive but better safe than sorry
If you shave anything other than your face you're a fricking gay.
This. God wanted me to have hairy nuts. I'm not smarter than God.
imagine licking that belly button haha
lol gay but imagine sucking on those nips haha
I've never cut my balls while shaving. Are you moronic?
Get your girl to do it.
If you dont have a girl, why are you shaving your balls?
use a high quality, well-oiled hair clipper and just float it over
do NOT let it touch the skin
This is what my mom does with my back hair.
hair removal cream
I normally shave my entire head bald, but I fricked up recently and got sunburn on the top of my head. I held off shaving because I didn't want to irritate my skin and a few days later my skin is peeling. Looks like really bad dandruff.
Relieved it somewhat with anti dandruff shampoo but I'm wondering if it would be better to shave myself bald again as maybe it will take off the dead stuff and make it easier to moisturise?
>I normally shave my entire head bald
Even brows?
Yeah
Big Sick Jacken fan?
No.
Congrats, you found out why we evolved to have hair on our heads.
My wife likes me to grow it all out. I'm convinced most women prefer hair. I prefer bush and armpit hair on women too me and her are a great couple.
vulva hair is hot but labia hair is just disgusting
Just use a Gillette or a safety razor once you’ve practiced enough with one. Electric razors are a guaranteed way to slice your ball sack open
There’s a body hair attachment included with the Phillips Norelco multigroom 9000 that I really like, works great for armpits and the cut risk for the ball area is pretty low due in part to a plastic shield.
I use a double edged razor with a fresh blade to shave my shaft and balls. I usually do it in the shower and have no issues with cutting myself. Make sure you're cutting with the grain of the hair otherwise you will eat yourself up. For the rest: pits, pubes, ass crack and taint, I use a Wahl peanut with a 1/8 in guard.
> Make sure you're cutting with the grain of the hair otherwise you will eat yourself up.
A few very slow, careful passes against the grain at the very end are key to a truly clean shave. Just don't be moronic about it and use cream.
you can look up tutorials on porn sites how to shave balls homie
IF YOU'VE NEVER SHAVED YOUR DICK THEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD A BLOWJOB CAN REALLY FEEL
For ballsack and prostate, trim to a few mm, then finish up with a safety razor and shaving cream for a clean shave.
t. have a gf
U guys shave ur public hair or do u leave some? Which do women like?
trim everything as short as possible without itching or pricking your wife/gf, shave balls twice a week, shave butthole once a month (im really hairy and it gets super sweaty)