manifestation thread

i WILL hit 2pl8 bench
she WILL come back

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gb2pol with your gay pagan commie shit schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think the last time i used 4chan was 2014 and that was because i misclicked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will get a petite brunette gnomish or Irish or nipponese gf in 2023.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have to ALALALALALALALALALALA to secure the manifestation, its not enough to simply say it or boogie wouldve been dead by now

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the problem with manifestation or ceremonial magic or whatever is you get what you ask for if you do it right, not what you actually want. I yanked a cute brown girl out of the æther and ended up having to reject her because I did not stipulate that she wouldn't already be married, just that she'd appear and want to sleep with me.

    Now, I have to drive an extra two miles when to the next Starbucks to save her the daily embarrassment. I also think I gave a family member terminal cancer via a money ritual. Be careful out there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don’t do any black magic and stuff but i find when i believe in something and repeat it to myself it actually happens

      when i was young i used to like trick the puppetmasters by thinking i DONT want something and id end up getting it against the odds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Starbucks
      fag

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want her back, anon.

    With 2 plate you can get someone better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who better?

      -person who loved me hugged me made my bed licked my ass drank my piss was a virgin huge ass slim waist was amazing
      what is there to improve on
      she even tried to get back with me 3 times afterwards and i rejected her each time! i am a retarded egotistic gay and i must be a better person and channel my energy to win my woman back

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEX LOVE POWER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUBS OF CONFIMATION ON MY SUPERCHARGED SIGIL LETSA GO

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question for an Asian newfag here and not looking for manifestation bullshit. How do I improve my bench? I’ve been stuck at 1.5pl8 for bench for almost 4 months now. Squats and deadlifting are still increasingly (slowly every month) but bench has been on a plateau for ages. Just trying to hit my 2/3/4 goal but bench seems to be fucking far. Do I really have to increase my weight?

    >170 shortfag
    >59kg from 74 exactly a year ago
    >24yo
    >S140 B80 D170
    >fucking bench

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mass moves mass, added weight also helps stabilize the joints. What's your sticking point? If it's off the chest, focus on pecs (wide grip bench, paused bench), if it's mid to lockout, focus on shoulders, triceps (close grip bench). Bench more often, do your accessories. Hit your back (lats) as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        You could probably add 20 lbs to your next workout just setting up this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCBAJoQvms8
        Also if you don't already focus on your breathing pattern. Also just gain weight as 130 lbs is female weight. at least hit 150

        Thanks mates, appreciate it, guess I’ll work more on shoulders and triceps since it’s mid-to-lockout and look at the technique in the vid. Not trying to gain weight since I might try and compete locally soon in U59 just for the experience, but damn do I recognise weight as fucking issue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could probably add 20 lbs to your next workout just setting up this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCBAJoQvms8
      Also if you don't already focus on your breathing pattern. Also just gain weight as 130 lbs is female weight. at least hit 150

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the same cat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my testicles will heal and grow up to their former self again!
    ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be able to control my emotions and impulses
    ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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