Jews cant even find a cure to male pattern baldness, a disease that socially and psychologically kill 50% of the worlds population.
And you expect the world to care about your arsehole ?
have a nice day
It actually moves your hemorrhoids around to a more comfortable position allowing for better blow flow and less pain. Just finger your ass enough in the shower until you feel less discomfort.
been having creatine shits tonight (put too much creatine, probably around 10g in one scoop in my half gallon water bottle today) and I may have popped a hemerrhoid from sitting on the toilet for too long idk. it's not blood red but more like an orange color, might just be from japanese curry ramen I ate last night and a bunch of carrots
feels fricking bad man
Putting the man on the moon required knowledge that has nothing to do with this. More over you can do something about your hemorrhoids, it's not male pattern baldness. Eat more soluble fiber, exercise, stay hydrated, and don't have anal sex. Else just have surgery.
Wtf we literally do? Eat a higher fiber diet full of unprocessed foods and make sure you keep it clean until it heals (ie soap and water after shitting or at least water). I had a really bad one that was incredibly painful and actually burst when I was taking a shit. I’ve changed my diet since then and if I go off the rails they start to come back but if I eat even reasonably healthy then zero problems
You eat too much too often. I'm convinced humans are so famine inclined and naturally nomadic that every metric of our health suffers from not moving and not having scarcity seasons.
Prep-H was invented a while ago
Prep-H is a Band-Aid
That doesn't fix it moron
Stop having anal sex homosexual
Eat better and sit less
Jews cant even find a cure to male pattern baldness, a disease that socially and psychologically kill 50% of the worlds population.
And you expect the world to care about your arsehole ?
have a nice day
Just dont be a israelite bro
it's a curse to all men (that matter)
>if he has a bald spot and yet the spot is not discolored he is bald and it is not a leprous disease he is clean
>mpb
Microneedle until 25 to allow brain maturation and after that dutasteride and kegels for life
Wtf do kegels do for baldness?
No we can't.
We just with a painful surgery
mankind will travel through hyperscape to foreign galaxies in the future... with hemorrhoids sticking out of their butthole
Really makes you think
Have you tried not taking dicks?
>everyone who has hemorrhoid's has anal sex
Why are u defending anal sex?
Scalding hot water will shrink them.
>Scalding hot water
Do you mean drink hot water? Or sit in a hot bath?
On a clothe or paper towel.
It will hurt, But my roids shrank like 95%.
the cure is to stop eating grains and processed food but thats not profitable
>mankind can put a man on the moon
Can you really be this moronic anon?
put finger in butthole, stretch it out, get the blood flowing, do this daily
>put finger in butthole,
isn't that counter productive
It actually moves your hemorrhoids around to a more comfortable position allowing for better blow flow and less pain. Just finger your ass enough in the shower until you feel less discomfort.
This homie is really trying to get people to finger their buttholes kek
>hemorrhoids
As always, just fast. Don't be a whiny little b***h and just fast!
%3D%3D
you are free to devote your life to the study of hemmroids, and enter the endless begging cycle for dem funds
been having creatine shits tonight (put too much creatine, probably around 10g in one scoop in my half gallon water bottle today) and I may have popped a hemerrhoid from sitting on the toilet for too long idk. it's not blood red but more like an orange color, might just be from japanese curry ramen I ate last night and a bunch of carrots
feels fricking bad man
It's called "fiber". Look it up.
>fiber
lmao
lol
fiber makes it worse
moron
tell me how i know you have never have hemorrhoid's without telling me you have never had hemorrhoid's
fiber makes me extremely bloated and full of gas
basically indistinguishable from nausea
hate it
have to cut out wheat bran
just remove the butthole problem solved.
How do you get hemorrhoids? I've do butt stuff and never had an issue.
gay ass homie
straining while pooping causes them
In my language we have a saying "If you don't want to shit, don't strain your ass" :DDDD
The meaning is don't force anything, like don't go to a social gathering if you're not in the mood or don't start work if you're unmotivated.
Putting the man on the moon required knowledge that has nothing to do with this. More over you can do something about your hemorrhoids, it's not male pattern baldness. Eat more soluble fiber, exercise, stay hydrated, and don't have anal sex. Else just have surgery.
cut them off with scissors
Wtf we literally do? Eat a higher fiber diet full of unprocessed foods and make sure you keep it clean until it heals (ie soap and water after shitting or at least water). I had a really bad one that was incredibly painful and actually burst when I was taking a shit. I’ve changed my diet since then and if I go off the rails they start to come back but if I eat even reasonably healthy then zero problems
You eat too much too often. I'm convinced humans are so famine inclined and naturally nomadic that every metric of our health suffers from not moving and not having scarcity seasons.
>fibre
>americans talking about eating vegetables at least once a year
just drink water and stay hydrated, you won't get teh roids kids.
>whitey's on the moon
>i'm bleeding out of my butthole
Doing some calculations to fling a tin can on a continent-sized rock is easier than curing what's essentially a built-in flaw in human physiology.
Castor oil. Apply topically when required. Wait a few days. Gone.
Does coconut oil work? Not that I use it to finger myself or anything just curious