Marines are overrated

Why do they look dyel?
90% look dyel. 10% are like 6'0"+ and 230lb+, but most are just normie looking

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    niggà

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant hide behind trees looking like fricking solomon grundy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arnold did it when fighting the PRedator.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look at this homosexual thinking gainz = functional strength lol lmao even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this skinny b***h coping with their twink build lol lmao even

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The twink has a gun. You dont fat ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Twink, anyone can get a gun. Then what? Body builders are banned from owning guns now? LOL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ban these

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just needs to.bulk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not about looks

        >Insecurity: exhibit A

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cope, twink
          Also saying body building is "just looks" is the funniest cope twinks use. As if the muscle is made out if thin air LMFAO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My point is that the purpose of military training isnt to make marines look good.
            Way to miss the point entirely, moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you literally said "it's not about looks" implying muscle is "just looks", you slow inbred

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never implied that, holy shit you are moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You did, you stupid fricking moronic down syndrome idiot. FRICK I hate morons that lie to save face
                Pussy women shit. No accountability

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a very sustainable weight anon lol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the marines as a machine gunner. Most marines are like 18-23 and regular ass dudes with slightly better levels of fitness and athleticism than normal people. I worked out my entire 4 years when I could (when not in the field or whatever) but I wasn’t able to actually get shredded until a few months after my EAS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also think people forget how awfully non-fit people are.
      Like i work at office with avout 40 30yo.people. Out of all I am most aesthetic- fit v tapper etc. And one dude looks like a farmboy on gear (hes so blocky yet not fat i would think dude is on gear. hes shy as frick, i domt even recall ever talking more than "god morning")

      Everyone else is slightly fat or not fit at all.
      Look around.
      People im yhe gym are not normal.
      Militafy dudes are what is real Fit. Gym peeople are fit+. Normal people are not fit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Have a bunch of pals from military. Their maim focus is endurance so thhey run a lot.
      Rest is not fitness, its endless drills and walking around in forest, shooting, listening to lectures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Most marines are like 18-23 and regular ass dudes with slightly better levels of fitness and athleticism than normal people.

      and a completely different mental game, dont forget that. People act like that aint worth anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It isn’t

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine evaluating a fighting force by homosexual bodybuilding standards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because body builders are the end goal. Fighters look like sickly starving homosexuals

  7. 1 month ago
    Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

    How to spot an underage poster.

    I'm a veteran. Served in the Middle East and Africa. Marine Recon.

    What do muscles do in combat? Frick all. On the extremely rare occasion of hand to hand engagements, you disable the enemy within seconds. Muscle is expansive. It also makes you stand out.

    I have spent weeks observing and data collecting in the Middle East, having a calorific need of 4k calories daily would be absolute bullshit.

    This does riddle my jimmies. Those who see things as a roided up Hollywood movie.

    Pretty much every "special forces" dude I met, and know, are average height and weight. Yes, we do bodyweight, and are extremely elite in that area, but we do not have to bench 500lbs.

    That's the whole point of the navy seal burpee. It's hard fricking core.

    And this is why dudes on roids, tattoos etc. are chuckle fricks. The most dangerous dudes I ever knew, were guys you would never think to be.

    In fact I found the movie "Nobody" to be pretty spot on when it comes to special ops.

    I am a little guy myself, and have dealt with the most hardened Islamic extremest of the chopping off head types.

    I always say to little edgelords, watching their gore videos online, they do not convey the actual stench of death in person. Which makes any sane man vomit hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You got triggered. All I see here is cope justifying shit standards. Not manly to cope.

      • 1 month ago
        Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

        >You got triggered

        I did. I hate the false thought of MUH REENS being roided up super soldiers. Standards are not based on muscle. I now every artery in the body, and can split it in a second with a tiny knife. Muscle has no relevance. Yeah for THE SEX and to look good, but in the case of military and warfare. No.

        This is why some guy acting badass with his tats should be laughed at, and why some guy at the grocery story who looks like a weak family man, you should think twice.

        >cecelia
        Post boobs

        too much milkies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh he’s not wrong on some stuff. Lot of the most intense guys are medium sized and all of them are pretty chill. Lot of them have trashy tattoos though and the scariest dude I ever met in the military was a 240lb Samoan guy from 173rd. Samoans honestly are just on a different level of physicality on average.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Samoans are basically low iq japs with nig tier genetics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cecelia
      Post boobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. I was an 0331 and plenty of dudes were swole. 3 dudes in my gun section got out and now compete in bodybuilding. We had powerlifting competitions on our navy ship. Fitness is a huge culture especially in combat arms.
      >muh muscles don’t help in combat
      Why the frick would they not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lot of ‘combat’ is just carrying heavy shit around for like 12-36 hours followed by like 30-45 minutes of crazy shit. Big muscle guys can be a liability on long humps. They eat more, drink more, and don’t carry that much more. They’re also just going to melt away during an actual deployment. Everyone during my Afghanistan deployment lost like 30lbs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Funny cus every dude who actually lifted in their free time performed substantially better in the field than the dudes who just did the morning PT and played video games after work

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They probably also cared much more about being in the military in general than the guys who just wanted to do their time and get out. Also just because they lifted weights doesn’t mean they were large. Plenty of guys lift for years and will never be 200lbs.

            >field
            Longest field problem you do in the military is like a month and you’re basically under ideal conditions most of the time. Field training is honestly kind of a joke compared to the real thing. After a year on a COP in the middle of nowhere doing 12 hours of patrols a day all your gains are LONG gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

        I do not think you understand. I am ex Marine Recon. Officer. I have served in combat. I have been in THE SHIT. I can't even say if I have been in up close and personal engagements.

        I grew up poor. My Father was killed before I was born. Often I have had nothing to lose.

        Do not confuse me with combat virgin coomer grunts.

        >muh muscles don’t help in combat
        >Why the frick would they not.

        I have spent weeks on a 500 calorie daily diet in a desert. They do not count because I am not here to wrestle you. I will blade your inner thigh in a second and watch you bleed out.

        Stick to being a grunt, son.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Officer
          Oosh bro your LARP really went off the rails there. Officers don’t do shit in combat except talk on the radio

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sir i am an officer. Do not talk back to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

            My LARP lol. I am well known for who I am. I am not homosexual schooled at a military academy. My status is from real world experience and how I had to lead.

            >Officers don’t do shit in combat except talk on the radio

            Also BS. "High" up true, but now lower officers. When I went behind lines in Africa, I had 8 dudes with me.

            Here is another "LARP" for you. I came across 2 black dudes raping a black chick. She was moaning. Then I observed the true picture. They had smashed her head open before it, and her brain was leaking.

            >imagine doing that subhuman shit and getting your rocks off

            It's alright, I made sure they saw me. They are not around today :o)

            >nooo you can't tell stories like this

            Yah. I got red pilled. So I no longer care.

            >it has to be LARP

            I posted photos before with my name on and the list of officers names when I was arrested a few years ago. There were 30 of them. When does a single guy require 30 armed officers to arrest him?

            Hmm.. 🙂

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              K bro. My PL never fired a round in combat despite being in plenty of TICs and my CO would literally have the RTO carrying the radio 3 ft away from him at all times. Officers are radio jockeys. Next time you LARP say you got out as like an E6. Typically you’re going to do all your hard shit in the E3-E5 range then hit the promotion board with all your medals and deployment time and just cruise to retirement because you’re so mindfricked that no board will give you a platoon.

              • 1 month ago
                Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

                >calls others larpers
                >uses an obviously excessive amount of military terms to be seen as an authority

                Ask me how I know you are 20 years of age without asking me.

                You know where to find me if you have an issue. And everyone does.

              • 1 month ago
                Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

                Pic is going into the woods for 3 months, and creating shelter, fire, hunting animals and fricking bugs to survive. Yah, Rambo style.

                Honestly less depressing than reading the bullshit media today.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/z4ta6Rv.png

              >calls others larpers
              >uses an obviously excessive amount of military terms to be seen as an authority

              Ask me how I know you are 20 years of age without asking me.

              You know where to find me if you have an issue. And everyone does.

              Can you share some stories?

              • 1 month ago
                Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

                Yep. In the middle east. 14 year old girl is nice and friendly to me and pals. Her Mom and Dad connect with us. Realize we just want to live safely. Parents say the local Islamist group are forcing girls her age into marriage and raping them. I tell them, not today. Culture barrier destroyed.

                2 days later. Return to village. Told people saw us being friendly. Dad had his head cut off. 14 year old was gang raped, and then set on fire. Mom was raped too, but left alive to understand consequence.

                ^^^^ This is why I am "racist"

                Out of most of the shit I have faced in life, this is the one that haunts me.

                Brutality is weakness. I am not scared or afraid of any of this type. Never ever did I find them who would face me man to man, face to face.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thats fricked up. What happened to islamic group?

              • 1 month ago
                Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

                We found them. No sawing off heads, just a few pew pew into the bodies. That's the thing. Often you see American soldiers there, and that's shitty. but sometimes, the locals are happy you removed a bunch of guys who had been raping them.

                European medieval era shit happens there. Hence once more, I am a racist.

                None of this made me wack off about death, or be used to it, it made me disgusted by it.

                I want everyone to live truly free and happy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why do you think things are stuck that way there, having been there and back?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >PS: Not bald
          Our boy hemingway out here laying down the facts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't shit you homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sir you would not last a minute in a bus of angry indians.

      • 1 month ago
        Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

        >imagine the smell

        You're right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a veteran
      opinion disregarded lmao

      imagine actually dedicating a portion of you life to the military in this day and age... literally fighting as a pawn. Jesus christ that is the most pathetic and depressing thing ever.

      Then they always compare themselves to warriors and shit... nah back then we fought for actual reasons and to secure home and family... now you just sent to do some corporate agenda bullshit lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

        >imagine actually dedicating a portion of you life to the military in this day and age

        But it wasn't this day and age. I was impressionable and used.

        And that's why I openly talk about it today. I am a free man today. Not a ZOG bot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fought for actual reasons
        You’re just an edgy boy. Military people have been killing for political bullshit and outright theft since the beginning of time.

        • 1 month ago
          Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

          >back then we fought for actual reasons and shit

          Yep. I joined up early. I thought it meant something. Years later I understood I was just a meat puppet.

          Never again. I get offers to be high security for thousands of dollars per week. Bit never again.

          Money has.. no meaning. I want the sun, the snow, the butterfly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >back then we fought for actual reasons and shit

    • 1 month ago
      Jake

      Howdy, I'm Jake Anderson, a solid 5'10" and packing 225 pounds of Hoosier pride. Hailing from Lafayette, Indiana, I decided to trade in cornfields for a front-row seat in the army's wild adventure, creating my own blockbuster story.

      Picture this: a burly 225-pound dude, a mix of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, decked out in gear and charging into the fray like a tornado through Lafayette. On that battlefield, I wasn't just any soldier; I was the pride of Lafayette, blending the spirit of my Cherokee roots with the fire of my Italian and German heritage, grinning wider than the Wabash River. My fellow soldiers? They became my Hoosier brothers in arms, my crew in this eclectic adventure.

      War's a rollercoaster, man. But it taught me to savor life and flex those diverse muscles of resilience. Now, as I reminisce about my Lafayette days, I've got this mix of Hoosier pride, a touch of humility, and a dash of nostalgic insanity. Whether I was going toe-to-toe with the enemy or wrestling my own personal demons, my time in the army turned this Lafayette boy into a 5'10", 225-pound legend, a blend of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, living life like a blockbuster movie with Lafayette roots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People who say Black person deserve more respect than US veterans.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"the tip of my penis looks like a mini vegana wojak"
    >"have you heard about docking pepe?"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Military PT has been selecting for and creating dyel physiques for decades. You’re not going to go far in the military without fricking loving to run 30+ miles a week.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting so useful according to ?

    is this site bots only now

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being able to displace and flank is more important in a gunfight than having big muscles. So most of the training will be cardio and calisthenics.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unlike the military they have to stay relatively lean all year round which makes it hard to build muscles, but they are intimidating, strong as hell and fast if you ever had the chance to play football or something with them u would know, navy seals on the other hand and all other special ops take it a step further, they hide their strength so u wouldn't even know what they are capable of until it's too late.
    These are basic laws of war "appear weak when u are strong, strong when u're weak"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >intimidating
      >dyel being intimidating
      Lel
      Look, in high school I was doing shit like 1k pushups with 45lb etc. I wasn't swole. I was lean. And by no means did I look intimidating

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek because all u did was workout as a kid who hasn't seen shit in life that's how i view bodybuilders and powerlifters they all act arragant because they can push and pull som steel,not these people im talking about, they indured deserts, mountains, jungles etc months at a time, having to fight barehanded, having to act fast because their life and others depended on it, people who lost their soul along time ago kek, they are always alert but calm at the same time at least those who are not yet corrupted by lazy life. There is a big difference that's why their size don't matter they can still lift u up and run or slam u to the ground if they want to

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even do half the shit I did as a teen LMFAO.
          >b-but I was a marine
          Like a give a frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          btw you'd also lose a fight against me, lilbro. Skinny as frick. Worse endurance than my teen self. You being "a marine" doesn't magically give you super powers. Marines are more so about endurance than anything else.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a crosseyed dumbfrick zoomer that doesn’t understand killer instinct and trained ferocity of fighting. You’re trying to compare yourself like it’s video game RPG character stats

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              U mad, zogBlack person? Sit the frick down, dog. LMAO

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would love to see your eyes gouged out by the next homeless speedhead you encounter out of your basement

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Would you say that the numerical value of your big mad right now is greater or lesser than the miles of wiener your gf took while you were off shore?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Little piece of shit. Thats all you are. Anti military frickheads are DOG TURDS that arent even good enough to get stepped on. FRICK YOU YOURE NOT A MAN YOURE A b***h

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go fondle your circumsized little tubby in the corner and think happy thoughts before you stroke out kek

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >killer instinct
              what a fricking edgelord LMAO. I'd b***h slap you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand, bro. He called in air support on a village of 80IQ half blind goat herders with some rusty 60's military hardware lying around. He's a hard man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so youre a fricking SAND Black person TERRORIST?? SAY YOUR FRICKING PRAYERS TO ALLAH BOY. YOU DONT FRICK WITH THE US MILITARY

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ran a 16:30 regularly on PFT but god damn my CO was a moronic gay addicted to Ultras and turned the unit into a cardio bunny PT M-F at 0530. Had us do cardio at chow and just ruined the gains of the dudes who wanted to get big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no you had to train like an actual athlete

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really didn’t care since I could outrun everyone and did more ultras than my CO. Downside from his moronic PT plan was ignoring functional fitness that benefits Marines in combat. You have down syndrome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was in the marines and everyone who complained about having to run alot because “it kills muh gains” was a fatass who fell out of PT and hikes regularly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you being deliberately obtuse, or just illiterate? I am thinking the latter.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guns and explosives exist

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your government uses your tax dollars to fund propaganda which is directed at your youth. That's why you thought marines were these superhuman tough guys.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna try and take these guns away "PAL" ???

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >encouraging a tripgay
    I want newbies to leave

    • 1 month ago
      Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

      Oh bore off bro, you're boring.

      I am a real person.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about your fricking larp on an anonymous image board

  19. 1 month ago
    Jake

    Alright, buckle up for this one. So there I was, a 5'10", 225-pound Hoosier mix of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, right smack in the middle of Iraq. We hit this dusty village, and it was like a scene from one of those intense war flicks. Bullets flying, chaos everywhere.

    Next thing I know, I'm in the thick of it, doing my thing, when bam! Got caught in the crossfire, ended up in the wrong hands. The Taliban, no less. They hauled me off, and let me tell you, it was like diving headfirst into a nightmare. Torture, questions, the whole deal. But that Hoosier resilience kicked in.

    I managed to pull a Houdini, slipping my binds and making a run for it when they least expected it. It was like a heart-pounding escape scene, every step echoing with the determination to get back to my crew. Crawled through the desert, used every trick in the book, and finally linked back up with my unit. Crazy, right? A Lafayette boy, part Cherokee, Italian, and German, surviving a real-life thriller in the sands of Iraq. War's a wild ride, my friend, and that day, I fought my way through like a true Hoosier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chatGPT, generate another story for me please.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LISTEN UP PANSY YOURE NOT A REAL MAN AND IF YOU ARE PROVE IT PRINCESS AND ENLIST SHOW THOSE DUNE COONS WHO'S BOSS ARE YOU WITH ME OR ARE YOU CHICKEN

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just go back in time and be a cross country runner

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yall know about uday hussein?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are morons to begin with

    Rules for joining the armed forces:
    >Avoid infantry at all costs

    It's that simple folks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Infantry is pretty fun. It sucks but it’s fun. That said I’ve been out for a decade and I’ve never met another infantry guy. Don’t know where they’re hiding.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fatass thinks being 230 pounds is anything but a disadvantage irl
    kek, classic /fat/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously not at high bf, you stupid fricking idiot
      Also you'd get clapped LOL

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