Why do they look dyel?
90% look dyel. 10% are like 6'0"+ and 230lb+, but most are just normie looking
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Marines are overrated
Why do they look dyel?
90% look dyel. 10% are like 6'0"+ and 230lb+, but most are just normie looking
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Cant hide behind trees looking like fricking solomon grundy
Arnold did it when fighting the PRedator.
look at this homosexual thinking gainz = functional strength lol lmao even
Look at this skinny b***h coping with their twink build lol lmao even
The twink has a gun. You dont fat ass
Twink, anyone can get a gun. Then what? Body builders are banned from owning guns now? LOL
ban these
Just needs to.bulk
Because it's not about looks
>Insecurity: exhibit A
cope, twink
Also saying body building is "just looks" is the funniest cope twinks use. As if the muscle is made out if thin air LMFAO
My point is that the purpose of military training isnt to make marines look good.
Way to miss the point entirely, moron
you literally said "it's not about looks" implying muscle is "just looks", you slow inbred
I never implied that, holy shit you are moronic
You did, you stupid fricking moronic down syndrome idiot. FRICK I hate morons that lie to save face
Pussy women shit. No accountability
That's not a very sustainable weight anon lol
I was in the marines as a machine gunner. Most marines are like 18-23 and regular ass dudes with slightly better levels of fitness and athleticism than normal people. I worked out my entire 4 years when I could (when not in the field or whatever) but I wasn’t able to actually get shredded until a few months after my EAS.
I also think people forget how awfully non-fit people are.
Like i work at office with avout 40 30yo.people. Out of all I am most aesthetic- fit v tapper etc. And one dude looks like a farmboy on gear (hes so blocky yet not fat i would think dude is on gear. hes shy as frick, i domt even recall ever talking more than "god morning")
Everyone else is slightly fat or not fit at all.
Look around.
People im yhe gym are not normal.
Militafy dudes are what is real Fit. Gym peeople are fit+. Normal people are not fit.
This.
Have a bunch of pals from military. Their maim focus is endurance so thhey run a lot.
Rest is not fitness, its endless drills and walking around in forest, shooting, listening to lectures.
>Most marines are like 18-23 and regular ass dudes with slightly better levels of fitness and athleticism than normal people.
and a completely different mental game, dont forget that. People act like that aint worth anything.
It isn’t
Imagine evaluating a fighting force by homosexual bodybuilding standards.
Because body builders are the end goal. Fighters look like sickly starving homosexuals
How to spot an underage poster.
I'm a veteran. Served in the Middle East and Africa. Marine Recon.
What do muscles do in combat? Frick all. On the extremely rare occasion of hand to hand engagements, you disable the enemy within seconds. Muscle is expansive. It also makes you stand out.
I have spent weeks observing and data collecting in the Middle East, having a calorific need of 4k calories daily would be absolute bullshit.
This does riddle my jimmies. Those who see things as a roided up Hollywood movie.
Pretty much every "special forces" dude I met, and know, are average height and weight. Yes, we do bodyweight, and are extremely elite in that area, but we do not have to bench 500lbs.
That's the whole point of the navy seal burpee. It's hard fricking core.
And this is why dudes on roids, tattoos etc. are chuckle fricks. The most dangerous dudes I ever knew, were guys you would never think to be.
In fact I found the movie "Nobody" to be pretty spot on when it comes to special ops.
I am a little guy myself, and have dealt with the most hardened Islamic extremest of the chopping off head types.
I always say to little edgelords, watching their gore videos online, they do not convey the actual stench of death in person. Which makes any sane man vomit hard.
You got triggered. All I see here is cope justifying shit standards. Not manly to cope.
>You got triggered
I did. I hate the false thought of MUH REENS being roided up super soldiers. Standards are not based on muscle. I now every artery in the body, and can split it in a second with a tiny knife. Muscle has no relevance. Yeah for THE SEX and to look good, but in the case of military and warfare. No.
This is why some guy acting badass with his tats should be laughed at, and why some guy at the grocery story who looks like a weak family man, you should think twice.
too much milkies
Eh he’s not wrong on some stuff. Lot of the most intense guys are medium sized and all of them are pretty chill. Lot of them have trashy tattoos though and the scariest dude I ever met in the military was a 240lb Samoan guy from 173rd. Samoans honestly are just on a different level of physicality on average.
Samoans are basically low iq japs with nig tier genetics
>cecelia
Post boobs
Bullshit. I was an 0331 and plenty of dudes were swole. 3 dudes in my gun section got out and now compete in bodybuilding. We had powerlifting competitions on our navy ship. Fitness is a huge culture especially in combat arms.
>muh muscles don’t help in combat
Why the frick would they not.
Lot of ‘combat’ is just carrying heavy shit around for like 12-36 hours followed by like 30-45 minutes of crazy shit. Big muscle guys can be a liability on long humps. They eat more, drink more, and don’t carry that much more. They’re also just going to melt away during an actual deployment. Everyone during my Afghanistan deployment lost like 30lbs.
Funny cus every dude who actually lifted in their free time performed substantially better in the field than the dudes who just did the morning PT and played video games after work
They probably also cared much more about being in the military in general than the guys who just wanted to do their time and get out. Also just because they lifted weights doesn’t mean they were large. Plenty of guys lift for years and will never be 200lbs.
>field
Longest field problem you do in the military is like a month and you’re basically under ideal conditions most of the time. Field training is honestly kind of a joke compared to the real thing. After a year on a COP in the middle of nowhere doing 12 hours of patrols a day all your gains are LONG gone.
I do not think you understand. I am ex Marine Recon. Officer. I have served in combat. I have been in THE SHIT. I can't even say if I have been in up close and personal engagements.
I grew up poor. My Father was killed before I was born. Often I have had nothing to lose.
Do not confuse me with combat virgin coomer grunts.
>muh muscles don’t help in combat
>Why the frick would they not.
I have spent weeks on a 500 calorie daily diet in a desert. They do not count because I am not here to wrestle you. I will blade your inner thigh in a second and watch you bleed out.
Stick to being a grunt, son.
>Officer
Oosh bro your LARP really went off the rails there. Officers don’t do shit in combat except talk on the radio
Sir i am an officer. Do not talk back to me.
My LARP lol. I am well known for who I am. I am not homosexual schooled at a military academy. My status is from real world experience and how I had to lead.
>Officers don’t do shit in combat except talk on the radio
Also BS. "High" up true, but now lower officers. When I went behind lines in Africa, I had 8 dudes with me.
Here is another "LARP" for you. I came across 2 black dudes raping a black chick. She was moaning. Then I observed the true picture. They had smashed her head open before it, and her brain was leaking.
>imagine doing that subhuman shit and getting your rocks off
It's alright, I made sure they saw me. They are not around today :o)
>nooo you can't tell stories like this
Yah. I got red pilled. So I no longer care.
>it has to be LARP
I posted photos before with my name on and the list of officers names when I was arrested a few years ago. There were 30 of them. When does a single guy require 30 armed officers to arrest him?
Hmm.. 🙂
K bro. My PL never fired a round in combat despite being in plenty of TICs and my CO would literally have the RTO carrying the radio 3 ft away from him at all times. Officers are radio jockeys. Next time you LARP say you got out as like an E6. Typically you’re going to do all your hard shit in the E3-E5 range then hit the promotion board with all your medals and deployment time and just cruise to retirement because you’re so mindfricked that no board will give you a platoon.
>calls others larpers
>uses an obviously excessive amount of military terms to be seen as an authority
Ask me how I know you are 20 years of age without asking me.
You know where to find me if you have an issue. And everyone does.
Pic is going into the woods for 3 months, and creating shelter, fire, hunting animals and fricking bugs to survive. Yah, Rambo style.
Honestly less depressing than reading the bullshit media today.
Can you share some stories?
Yep. In the middle east. 14 year old girl is nice and friendly to me and pals. Her Mom and Dad connect with us. Realize we just want to live safely. Parents say the local Islamist group are forcing girls her age into marriage and raping them. I tell them, not today. Culture barrier destroyed.
2 days later. Return to village. Told people saw us being friendly. Dad had his head cut off. 14 year old was gang raped, and then set on fire. Mom was raped too, but left alive to understand consequence.
^^^^ This is why I am "racist"
Out of most of the shit I have faced in life, this is the one that haunts me.
Brutality is weakness. I am not scared or afraid of any of this type. Never ever did I find them who would face me man to man, face to face.
Thats fricked up. What happened to islamic group?
We found them. No sawing off heads, just a few pew pew into the bodies. That's the thing. Often you see American soldiers there, and that's shitty. but sometimes, the locals are happy you removed a bunch of guys who had been raping them.
European medieval era shit happens there. Hence once more, I am a racist.
None of this made me wack off about death, or be used to it, it made me disgusted by it.
I want everyone to live truly free and happy.
why do you think things are stuck that way there, having been there and back?
>PS: Not bald
Our boy hemingway out here laying down the facts
You aren't shit you homosexual.
Sir you would not last a minute in a bus of angry indians.
>imagine the smell
You're right.
>I'm a veteran
opinion disregarded lmao
imagine actually dedicating a portion of you life to the military in this day and age... literally fighting as a pawn. Jesus christ that is the most pathetic and depressing thing ever.
Then they always compare themselves to warriors and shit... nah back then we fought for actual reasons and to secure home and family... now you just sent to do some corporate agenda bullshit lmao.
>imagine actually dedicating a portion of you life to the military in this day and age
But it wasn't this day and age. I was impressionable and used.
And that's why I openly talk about it today. I am a free man today. Not a ZOG bot.
>fought for actual reasons
You’re just an edgy boy. Military people have been killing for political bullshit and outright theft since the beginning of time.
Yep. I joined up early. I thought it meant something. Years later I understood I was just a meat puppet.
Never again. I get offers to be high security for thousands of dollars per week. Bit never again.
Money has.. no meaning. I want the sun, the snow, the butterfly.
>back then we fought for actual reasons and shit
Howdy, I'm Jake Anderson, a solid 5'10" and packing 225 pounds of Hoosier pride. Hailing from Lafayette, Indiana, I decided to trade in cornfields for a front-row seat in the army's wild adventure, creating my own blockbuster story.
Picture this: a burly 225-pound dude, a mix of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, decked out in gear and charging into the fray like a tornado through Lafayette. On that battlefield, I wasn't just any soldier; I was the pride of Lafayette, blending the spirit of my Cherokee roots with the fire of my Italian and German heritage, grinning wider than the Wabash River. My fellow soldiers? They became my Hoosier brothers in arms, my crew in this eclectic adventure.
War's a rollercoaster, man. But it taught me to savor life and flex those diverse muscles of resilience. Now, as I reminisce about my Lafayette days, I've got this mix of Hoosier pride, a touch of humility, and a dash of nostalgic insanity. Whether I was going toe-to-toe with the enemy or wrestling my own personal demons, my time in the army turned this Lafayette boy into a 5'10", 225-pound legend, a blend of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, living life like a blockbuster movie with Lafayette roots.
People who say Black person deserve more respect than US veterans.
>"the tip of my penis looks like a mini vegana wojak"
>"have you heard about docking pepe?"
Military PT has been selecting for and creating dyel physiques for decades. You’re not going to go far in the military without fricking loving to run 30+ miles a week.
>lifting so useful according to ?
is this site bots only now
Being able to displace and flank is more important in a gunfight than having big muscles. So most of the training will be cardio and calisthenics.
unlike the military they have to stay relatively lean all year round which makes it hard to build muscles, but they are intimidating, strong as hell and fast if you ever had the chance to play football or something with them u would know, navy seals on the other hand and all other special ops take it a step further, they hide their strength so u wouldn't even know what they are capable of until it's too late.
These are basic laws of war "appear weak when u are strong, strong when u're weak"
>intimidating
>dyel being intimidating
Lel
Look, in high school I was doing shit like 1k pushups with 45lb etc. I wasn't swole. I was lean. And by no means did I look intimidating
Kek because all u did was workout as a kid who hasn't seen shit in life that's how i view bodybuilders and powerlifters they all act arragant because they can push and pull som steel,not these people im talking about, they indured deserts, mountains, jungles etc months at a time, having to fight barehanded, having to act fast because their life and others depended on it, people who lost their soul along time ago kek, they are always alert but calm at the same time at least those who are not yet corrupted by lazy life. There is a big difference that's why their size don't matter they can still lift u up and run or slam u to the ground if they want to
You can't even do half the shit I did as a teen LMFAO.
>b-but I was a marine
Like a give a frick
btw you'd also lose a fight against me, lilbro. Skinny as frick. Worse endurance than my teen self. You being "a marine" doesn't magically give you super powers. Marines are more so about endurance than anything else.
You’re a crosseyed dumbfrick zoomer that doesn’t understand killer instinct and trained ferocity of fighting. You’re trying to compare yourself like it’s video game RPG character stats
U mad, zogBlack person? Sit the frick down, dog. LMAO
I would love to see your eyes gouged out by the next homeless speedhead you encounter out of your basement
Would you say that the numerical value of your big mad right now is greater or lesser than the miles of wiener your gf took while you were off shore?
Little piece of shit. Thats all you are. Anti military frickheads are DOG TURDS that arent even good enough to get stepped on. FRICK YOU YOURE NOT A MAN YOURE A b***h
Go fondle your circumsized little tubby in the corner and think happy thoughts before you stroke out kek
>killer instinct
what a fricking edgelord LMAO. I'd b***h slap you
You don't understand, bro. He called in air support on a village of 80IQ half blind goat herders with some rusty 60's military hardware lying around. He's a hard man.
Oh so youre a fricking SAND Black person TERRORIST?? SAY YOUR FRICKING PRAYERS TO ALLAH BOY. YOU DONT FRICK WITH THE US MILITARY
I ran a 16:30 regularly on PFT but god damn my CO was a moronic gay addicted to Ultras and turned the unit into a cardio bunny PT M-F at 0530. Had us do cardio at chow and just ruined the gains of the dudes who wanted to get big
Oh no you had to train like an actual athlete
I really didn’t care since I could outrun everyone and did more ultras than my CO. Downside from his moronic PT plan was ignoring functional fitness that benefits Marines in combat. You have down syndrome.
I was in the marines and everyone who complained about having to run alot because “it kills muh gains” was a fatass who fell out of PT and hikes regularly
Are you being deliberately obtuse, or just illiterate? I am thinking the latter.
Guns and explosives exist
Your government uses your tax dollars to fund propaganda which is directed at your youth. That's why you thought marines were these superhuman tough guys.
You wanna try and take these guns away "PAL" ???
>encouraging a tripgay
I want newbies to leave
Oh bore off bro, you're boring.
I am a real person.
Nobody cares about your fricking larp on an anonymous image board
Alright, buckle up for this one. So there I was, a 5'10", 225-pound Hoosier mix of Cherokee, Italian, and German blood, right smack in the middle of Iraq. We hit this dusty village, and it was like a scene from one of those intense war flicks. Bullets flying, chaos everywhere.
Next thing I know, I'm in the thick of it, doing my thing, when bam! Got caught in the crossfire, ended up in the wrong hands. The Taliban, no less. They hauled me off, and let me tell you, it was like diving headfirst into a nightmare. Torture, questions, the whole deal. But that Hoosier resilience kicked in.
I managed to pull a Houdini, slipping my binds and making a run for it when they least expected it. It was like a heart-pounding escape scene, every step echoing with the determination to get back to my crew. Crawled through the desert, used every trick in the book, and finally linked back up with my unit. Crazy, right? A Lafayette boy, part Cherokee, Italian, and German, surviving a real-life thriller in the sands of Iraq. War's a wild ride, my friend, and that day, I fought my way through like a true Hoosier.
chatGPT, generate another story for me please.
LISTEN UP PANSY YOURE NOT A REAL MAN AND IF YOU ARE PROVE IT PRINCESS AND ENLIST SHOW THOSE DUNE COONS WHO'S BOSS ARE YOU WITH ME OR ARE YOU CHICKEN
just go back in time and be a cross country runner
Yall know about uday hussein?
Because they are morons to begin with
Rules for joining the armed forces:
>Avoid infantry at all costs
It's that simple folks
Nah Infantry is pretty fun. It sucks but it’s fun. That said I’ve been out for a decade and I’ve never met another infantry guy. Don’t know where they’re hiding.
>fatass thinks being 230 pounds is anything but a disadvantage irl
kek, classic /fat/
Obviously not at high bf, you stupid fricking idiot
Also you'd get clapped LOL