Mark Zuckerberg is in better shape than you.
>but-
Mark Zuckerberg is in better shape than you.
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Mark Zuckerberg is in better shape than you. >but- Mark Zuckerberg is in better shape than you.
he got solid forearms
Where?
around your neck sleepy little zoomerboi
> running a mile is somehow impressive
100 pull ups with a weighted vest is impressive no matter the circumstances.
>fitness mogs you
>money mogs you
You know he do them greasing the groove style so he can take breaks for as long as he wants
Post your 3 mile run with 50 pound weight vest
>inb4 no reply
I thought so. They never do
Reptilian army
Based. Looks like getting into combat sports has put a little hair on this nerd's chest. Meanwhile, the rest of silicon value are seething about memorial day being a day to celebrate imperialism (which it is, frick brown people)
>At least 16 dead, dozens injured in shootings across the U.S. over Memorial Day weekend
Happy memorial day ameridog.
>blacks killing other blacks
Oh no, the horror.
Meanwhile, in the Orwellian Dystopia that is eur*pe
one less school swording to worry about
Look at this monkey faced anglo frick with his gay ass bike helmet Jesus Christ. You can tell by his proportions he's a turbo manlet as well. Actually looks like an albino chimpanzee with a fruity cop uniform on. You just know this guy and police like him are too weak and spineless to take on real crime so they just go around bullying people that aren't a problem so they can feel powerful. God I'd rather eat a kilo of broken glass than be faced with this dead eyed simian frick and treat him like he deserves any amount of authority or respect FRICK
he's got one trouser leg untucked as well. Frick him
Someone got jealous of Bezos
calls on Meta
No shit, all of these billionaires are pinning doctor prescribed 500mg test
Used to hate this gay but lately hes become a based /fit Chad, sorry had to say it, Zuck is based now.
Except his business is trash (always has been), but I guess he probably doesn't really care anymore.
He did something overall detrimental to society and made his money, I'm sure he's happy
Skynet making weirder T-800s these days.
I don't believe that lying piece of shit for a second that he did that. Fricking ratshit c**tface "I don't believe in privacy" You know that piss fricker actually said that? "I don't believe in privacy". Here he is lying about a fitness regimen for blog fricker dopamine. I want him to die slow.
honestly he's based, frick people who just give their personal infos on the internet willingly that's just natural selection, he took advantage of people being moronic.
>frick people who just give their personal infos on the internet willingly that's just natural selection,
Nope, those of us who refuse to are the ones getting selected out.
I'm a tinfoil hat tier IT worker who has no social media beside 10 years of IST and a barely empty instagram that my GF uses to send me reels she finds funny/cute and I look at car/mechanics stuff sometimes that my best friend sends me.
You can select me out if I don't wanna be included in the first place.
*can't
Nice bait but you cant get a gf without active social media since 2010s
not a normie gf
I started dating my gf in 2019 and haven't had a social media account since 2013.
I'm not about to doxx me or my GF to prove you wrong, I am a very autistic individual but somehow I managed. In the first 3 months I managed to have her :
Stop smoking
Stop drinking
Go to the gym 5-6x a week with me (actual intenstity and training, she used to play high level volleyball)
Now we live together and she even ask me what we're doing at the gym.
She doesn't like to cook/isn't good at it, but I love cooking so I do and she cleans, that's the deal.
All that to say, don't give up bros, WGMI I've never been happier and it's the same for her. Don't fall for demoralization and incel-ism tactics, there is hope and someone for all of us.
I'm also autistic 28 year old work-from-home IT worker with home gym with no social media and haven't had any woman interaction for 2 years except the occasional fat bumble whale frick.
Plenty of time ahead of you and you're already set-up. I am a couple years younger than you. I confess that I used dating apps for 2 weeks to meet my GF. It was very bareboned with a few pictures and a description with my passions/hobby, my job and I clearly stated that I was diagnosed with asperger syndrome and ADD so that there would be no surprise.
Out of like, 3 interactions she was truly interested in getting to know me and meeting up, she asked if we could have a gym date and we hit off really well, even if she could tell I was autistic but she found it cute, took her to eat after and the rest is history.
I believe in you anon, be proud of who you are and what you accomplished in life. Your hard work will pay off. You will make it.
I need to beat my porn addiction first since it's preventing me from trying to meet new women and build a relationship
The only thing preventing you from doing that is fear. I’m a porn addict as well and I have PIED but I still put myself out there. And yes sometimes part of me feels ashamed of the erectile dysfunction but.. what can you do? Just gotta suck it up.
I’ve found that “waiting” to “cure” my porn addiction was an excuse I used for a long time to rationalize not taking risks. No good reason to limit yourself especially from actions that very well cause identity change and can help you rehabilitate from an addiction
If you managed all of that then you must at the very least be an 8/10
Women are know for changing if their partner is good looking enought
I would rate myself a 5/10, maybe 6 with a pump.
I have big nose that looks broken, only one of my nostril actually works due to severe septum deviation. I hate it but she likes it because it "add stimulation when I sit on your face".
My face is a bit too round, my beard is shitty as frick and my pecs have an horrible insertion like pic rel. Also I'm not very lean atm which I don't like but I'm cutting to fix it.
>the beauty of God's creation
>cars
>gods creation
I will give you the '69 GT 350 is a work of the lord himself, hoo-ee
Oh yeah? How come i have a gf with no social media presence?
>refuse to use social media
What do you think this is, do you really believe everything you say here is anonymous and isn't going in your file?
The "machine race" (what I call the race of sentient AIs, that or "synthients") floating around the internet can read your mind through your smart phone
Source: dud trust me.
fawk
You'd definitely suck the coconut man's wiener.
>billionaire can afford a personal trainer and a nutritionist, and has free time to train
shocker
feet
>no verifiable peer backed source
didn't happen
~~*Zuckerberg*~~
>They trust me. Dumb fricks.
Good for him, setting a great example for his girls. Why do you expect me to be angry at my fellow man for being successful?
His wife's ass looks like it was flattened by a chinese truck driver
>Mark Zuckerberg is a foot shorter than you
That's all I need
He’s based. israelitemaxxed, Asian wife, only has hapa daughters, works out with his family. He’s what most anons dreams to be.
Murphy died so rich fricks could get richer
Marcus Lutrell lied about how he died because he caused it
Mark Zuckerberg is becoming BASED AS FRICK.
I WANT MARK ZUCKERBERG TO BUY IST.
Its been close to two hours, where the hell is uncle anon?
>I'm in better shape than Mark Zuckerberg
>but-
>I'm in better shape than Mark Zuckerberg
Oh (you). I didn't know Zuck lurked IST. The guy obviously has some social problems but he is making great fitness progress, why would anyone begrudge him that. Frankly, with all the wealth and resources at his finger tips he has now excuse for not maximizing gains. At least it looks like he has chosen the path of the natty king, instead of looking for the quick and easy roid boost that has made Bezos look like a roidgut beachball. Fundamentally I think crossfit is retared but some of it's named workouts are pretty good benchmarks for athleticism, and sub 40:00 Murph is pretty damn good. I assume he has no reason to lie on the internet, unlike most anons.
>I assume he has no reason to lie on the internet
from Zack to Jacked, I read he runs 5k under 20mins, dude's a beast.
>fit zuck doing MMA & training
based
>murph challenge "to honor those who defended us"
absolutely beta pilled.
Thanks Mark for reminding me I still have a few hours to do my Murph
99% sure he did half pull ups like 95% of people I saw doing pull ups irl
I love walking past the calisthenics area on campus for this reason. Makes me kek to see human sine waves
>using steroids for that
>wealthy demonic israelite is able to stay fit
very impressive.
Now, did he post a video so we can very if he is lying or not and evaluate his form? No? Well israelites lie more than they the truth so I'm guessing he watched cartoons. There is no such thing as a israelite who cares about veterans, but he wants the public to like him. He's been on this PR campaign for a few years. Undoubtedly wants to be President.
Believing anything ~~*Zuckerberg*~~ claims.
>has only daughters
haha imagine being cucked that hard
running with weight is so fricking moronic and these vets are lying homosexuals most of the time about what they actually
You don't look cool or tough with arthritis in both knees and gung ho homosexuals who did this moronic shit ruined their bodies and were medically discharged without ever seeing combat.
yeah I'm not billionaire
Google and Bill Gates (not necessarily microsoft) are a 100 times more evil than Mark which is why the government spends so much time slandering him.
There's no way he did 100 pull-ups in less than 40 minutes.
He most likely did kipping pull ups. Also you don't do 100 straight pull-ups, yo divide it in 20 rounds of 5 pull-ups, 10 push ups and 15 squats. I did it last friday in 55:30, got filtered hard by push ups
>Hello fellow humans. I too do rigorous high volume exercises.
>takes 40 minutes to do a prolonged warmup in which the goal is to do it as fast as possible
Also after thinking about this topic for more than 30 seconds, I actually have done a murph challenge before, and
is right. Took me ages to do 100 pullups. Everyone else did kipping pullups which don't fricking count.
i dont believe his time, 100 weighted pull ups is a lot. he's for sure cheating on form
Proof that Zuck is a typical millennial. Please note most people born after 1982 globally are aliens
>Mark Buffedberg
That isn't very hard. You don't have to do all the pullups at once, you can take breaks.
It is easy to mog me when hits a multi billionaire who doesn't need to work a day in his life and lives fully stress free
>but-
No he literally doesn't work, 15min meeting every few days isn't shit