Mass gainers are the best protein powders because they're cheap and you get free carbs and calories.
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Mass gainers are the best protein powders because they're cheap and you get free carbs and calories.
Grats
Made insane gains on Serious Mass. It's expensive, but effective.
Expensive compared to what?
Compared to being cheap.
Haha
I cant afford mass gainer so i make a peanut oats and banana smoothie with chocolate protein powder
What did you mix it with?
They're pretty based tbqh if you don't be a moron about it
also you don't even need protein powder on a decent bulk
Mass gainers are moronic. Just dilute your protein powder in oats and now you suddenly have a much cheaper version of your picrel.
are you could have mass gainers and oats
Or you could just have proats mixed with even more oats.
that would cause even more inflammation which would speed up the aging process tenfold
Kek. In Johnsons case, mass gainers are a non starter since intermittent fasting + a caloric deficit are ideal for anti-aging
Depends on the country
In Brazil they give like 15gr of protein per 150gr of product
>Mass gainers are the worst protein powders because they're cheap and you get carbs and calories in place of protein
ftfy
mass gainers are "i drink cooking oil" tier disgusting. mental illness required. you should be put on a watchlist if you buy this shit.
what's wrong with drinking olive oil? food is meant to be fuel
Adding real EVOO to a shake is good calories
disgusting because it's unhealthy or?
>j-just eat 5 chicken breasts a day bro
I feel full after eating two, and instead of forcing three more down my throat I can just chug down a single smoothie with mass gainer, and save the chicken for tomorrow.
I also avoid takeout, so If I am too lazy to cook Mass Gainer helps me out there too.
ok dude. keep shoveling powder shit into your body.
>bulkslop
>i dont care whats in it i just want to bloatmaxxxxx
>gain 20 pounds so i can increase my squat 10 pounds
>"bulking" at 30%+ bodyfat
Instead of forcing myself to consume literal goyslop, I have found it easier and cheaper to get my protein from chicken and dairy
>dairy
like protein powder?
ITT coping lanklets
Anything other than Mutant mass means you’re ngmi
>free carbs and calories
>costs significantly more per g of protein
here's your free bro
the only good thing i recall from these was the taste. now its another matter of complain and care about taste when its meant to serve a purpose but compared to whey isolate, the carbs (sugar) in this really enables them to taste way better.
i stopped drinking powders like 8 years ago because i realized i can just actually eat and enjoy great tasting real food for my protein. wow what a revelation.
or you could just eat food
I bought a bag of mass gainer once. I had what was considered “one serving”. Three scoops with milk, from memory. It was thick as frick, hard to drink, and by the time I forced it all down my throat, my stomach started cramping and it felt like it was going to explode or I was going to vomit.
I ended up giving the bag to a friend after that.
It must be so easy to own a slop company. Just shill to the goys and profit.
50g protein, 250g carbs, 5g fats per serving. What the frick, don't people get fat off of this?
It is a supplement, you can smoothly fit 100g of protein in 1,750cal to end up with 3000cal 150g of protein, which is a good amount for gaining weight while lifting
2 scoops of serious mass a day (1 morning 1 night) for a month made me go from around 140 to 165lbd
disgusting I'll just eat frick that shit n
Putting ice cream and Oreos in your shake is cheaper, tastes better, and unironically lower glycemic index
it "unironically" is not better
the macros are dogshit compared to the mass gainer for the same amount of calories
what if you slightly reduce the servings and add some protein powder
that would be better but you will still end up with 5x as much sugar
idk m8 I think you're confusing micronutrients with macronutrients
the first two ingredients in this stuff are literally sugar and whey protein. it's sugar + protein + multivitamin
listen m8, idk about that specific brand in OP, but this is what I use and I assume the macros in OP are similar
19g of sugar
ok that one just uses a bunch of starch instead of sugar
dunno if i'd call that better macros especially for a weight gainer. it's still starch + sugar + protein instead of sugar + protein
>and I assume the macros in OP are similar
OP product is the one I pasted above
ofc starch is better than simple sugar.
maybe. i mean i don't use any of this stuff myself because it seems silly, but people who have legit trouble gaining weight seem to benefit from the sugar bombs
Sounds like a great intra workout shake
Sounds like a great way to throw up during your workout
If you go after a 80~140g dose it's seems a great way to avoid catabolize, have more energy and stregth while working out and help up with the bulk. I was thinking about buying those mass gainers to help with the bulk as a intra workout shake, what is the wrong part of my line of thinking?
They are incredibly thick (far more than protein powder) and have a ton of sugar. Combine that with room temperature milk (it tastes way worse with water) and you have a recipe for disaster while working out
Wait, they are exacly like those cheap hypercaloric? By this I mean, that strong taste with a bizarre dense and flour like texture.
No, they're not like energy gels.
Mass gainer just a big tub of powder you mix with milk or water, like protein powder
By flour like I mean that sugar taste with sand texture that is really annoying
Oh yeah it never mixes properly
Oh, thaks, you helped me saving money (almost bought a 6kg mass gainer do use as intra workout)
serious mass is fricking amazing
its powdered yoohoo (like tastes 100% exactly like it)
make your own
2 scoops of protein
2 tbl of peanut butter
12oz of milk
1/cup of oats
1 tbl of Greek yogurt
1 banana
these taste like fricking shit and just make you fat
that said, i was the strongest i ever was on these
i just looked fat though
jesus christ just eat food you lazy Black person
Based. The first like 6 months I started being consistent I used this stuff to bulk. Definitely worked and tasted way better than protein shakes. I’d squeeze it in with my dinner by mixing a scoop in a glass milk and chugged it (vanilla one tastes really good, like a vanilla milkshake and doesn’t have that weird protein aftertaste).
Although after a certain point you should definitely go on a cut, they can make you fat if you’re using it as a protein supplement.
How is your body like? Can we see an before and after pic?
>Just nuke your digestive system with processed sugars