>measure penis
>6 inches
>measure penis incorrectly
>7.5 inches
>tell women I'm 7.5 inches
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>measure penis. >6 inches. >measure penis incorrectly. >7.5 inches. >tell women I'm 7.5 inches
I have a small penis and I don’t care
King I kneel
>measure 7.49 inches
>round up to 8
heh its a doggy dog world though.
….. do you mean “dog eat dog”
No
Snoop D - O - DOUBLE G
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggystyle
Are you some type of gamma nazi?
The first thing I do when I meet someone new is tell them measurements about my wiener.
When girls talk to me the first thing I do is wave my hand in front of their face and say “my penis is small, you are not interested” like Jedi mind tricks
the trick is to move your wiener around like one of those mesmerizing tricks magicians do "you are getting verrrry horny" it works surprisingly well
Writing this down, thanks anon
yea try it on some prostitute via snapchat if they don't laugh they are moronic
>tfw 5"9 with 8inch willy
id trade 2 inches of dick for height any day of the week
why dont you just jester max
>tfw 6ft 2in with a 4⅝ in willy.
id trade 5 inches of height for 1in of dick any day of the week
mines been 6.75 since i was 14, 20 years ago. enough girls have given me the thumbs up, most get their cervix knocked arounda
How do you do this 'measure incorrectly'
Place ruler on top of dick for medical measuring. Most people measure from side or underneath which gives 1-3 more inches depending.
Why the top though ? Why is the the most demoralizing measurement the mass accepted one ? From underneath is moronic but side measures are valid.
blessed digits confirm that im right
If everyone measured from the side, 8 inches will become the new 6 and you'll be depressed regardless.
Good point but i still feel its just another mass demoralization (verification not required)
measure from the butthole to the tip of your penis. the penis actually starts at the taint(feel it)
>measure penis
>7.5
>try to get really hard and bonepress
>8.5
>measure 7
>only like half of it actually fits because weird curve
>tell women I'm 7.5 inches
Is this even a normal conversation to have past high school?
high school never ends in our brave new clown world
i feel like you cant say you have a real bwc unless you fit a large condom
heres the thing, i use xl condoms (there made to order) and i feel like my dick isnt even that big, i swear i watch too much porn...
I push down to the pubic bone and measure from on top. that way the measurement is the same regardless of bodyfat content.
us recovering fatties have a huge fatpad swallowing our wieners tbh tbh
How fricking fat are you? Bone pressing barely gives me half an inch