Memes you fell for

>fall for the CICO meme
>lose weight
>A lot of weight
>:D
>get body fat checked at the gym
>most of it was muscle mass
>300 lbs with 30% body fat (big gorilla man)
>now 190 lbs with 22% body fat (skinny fat loser)
>D:

What memes did you fall for?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dropped most of the worst carbs from my diet while raising protein
    >down to 290lbs from 350lbs
    >been lifting the whole time
    >muscles have never been bigger
    >been 'mired in public despite how fricking fat I still am
    I know it's gonna be harder to maintain and build muscle as my weight gets lower but damn I'm glad I dodged the CICucked bullshit

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are fat ergo low IQ and nothing you say is of value
    PS 190 lbs is not skinny, you are still fat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Frick OP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Frick OP

      /thread

      190lbs is skinnyfat at 6'4
      manlets detected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6'4"
        OP didn't mention height

        https://i.imgur.com/8hwgslY.jpg

        >fall for the CICO meme
        >lose weight
        >A lot of weight
        >:D
        >get body fat checked at the gym
        >most of it was muscle mass
        >300 lbs with 30% body fat (big gorilla man)
        >now 190 lbs with 22% body fat (skinny fat loser)
        >D:

        What memes did you fall for?

        CICO works, but you also have to make sure your macros are good, not just eat whatever as long as it's below a certain total calorie
        OP is clearly moronic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A calorie is a calorie, moron. Suggesting there's more is admitting that CICO (caloric deficit) is wrong in the approach and there's other factors.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much everything most people on this board say.

    Run. Lift. Shoot. That’s all I do. I really don’t care what you guys have to say and my own program has treated me better than just about anything anyone says here. With the exception of making sure you get your protein, drink water, and cico. All these weird scenarios terminally online Zoomers come up with are cringe “what if I only ate butter while doing zone 2 cardio on an uphill incline while jerking off 38x/year?” Bullshit.

    I was at 265lbs. 5”7. Always wore polyester and still managed to get out 3 kids and jacked off or fricked at least once a day. Maybe my test was naturally higher but this nofap polyester underwear thing is a joke. Ate whatever I wanted and large portions. Looked at myself and decided I needed to make a change

    Down to 210. I run a 5K in a 50lb weighted vest at 5AM then shoot my bow . Then do the dishes and laundry and feed the baby. Kids dropped off at school. Work until 1. Head to gym for 2 hours to lift. Wife works out and helps with chores as well. Wake up every day with that game 7 attitude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoot
      >sportsball statements
      >running in a weighted vest blowing out your knees and back
      >rejects the scientific method because of his own anecdotal evidence
      >still a fatass manlet
      If this were pre-2016 IST I'd tell you to have a nice day but you fit right in nowadays.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dog never in my life have I ever met another grown ass man call sports "sportsball" and be moderately attractive or anything other than that weird kid who wore band tshirts and talked about politics 24/7/365. Post body right now.

        Yes shoot. Shoot my bow. Every day. So I can shoot animals and cultivate meat for my family. Something you probably know nothing about.

        I'm not gunna argue with you homosexual. Post body. If you're more jacked than me while having multiple kids, owning a home, working a 9-5, and hunting, fishinig, and gardening a good bulk of their own food like me I really don't wanna hear what you have to say. Im better than you by every metric possible. Pound sand.

        >2016 fit lol
        Dude are you really admitting to being a regular on this god forsaken website for 7 years. Grow the frick up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to where you came from.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No body pic huh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's how you know they aren't white.
          White people don't care about the 2nd or the 1st but frick with their sports and your got a 4th Reich on your hands.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAOOOOO you fricking gay are unironically a fricking TWIIIIIIIG

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually when asking someone to post body, you have already posted your body.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean shooting guns not Black personball right?

      Shooting guns raises test and is a great arm's workout (if rifles) fyi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grossly overweight
      >roons with a zogbot harness
      You better be trolling, Black person. I started rooning at 210 lb / 6'2 and it felt like I was pushing it. Down to 192 lbs and my knees and shins are thanking me now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not trolling. I’m definitely still fat but my journey is not over. Im down 50lbs in 9 months. Gained a lot of muscle too. Goal is to get to 185-190ish.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that is some huge muscle gains there anon, how tall are you

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if most of it was muscle mass your bf% wouldn't've gone down moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      30% at 300lbs is fairly muscular anon
      35%+ is expected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? "My bf% went down and most of my weight loss was muscle" is inpossible

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he lost 70lbs of fat and 40lbs of muscle

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw fell for the "dude just chill don't worry it will happen" meme
    this is how you end up as a 30 year old kissless virgin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'v been telling everybody that it's a big lie and nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING good happens on it's own, suddenly, with no imput on your own.
      Everything good in life you make happen. You have to actively MAKE it happen or it will NEVER happen.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watermarking AI "art"

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 120lbs of fat
    >during the year long endeavor learn how to eat correctly, which diet I feel best on, how to track my best specific macros etc
    >end of cut am skelly, find maintenance, spend 1 year maintaining
    >start lifting
    >year later piss poor gains
    >realize not eating enough, eating maintenance for a 6’2” 160lb guy need to slightly increase calories
    >dumbfrick boomers and short 5’4” trainer at gym on grams of gear a week keep giving me shit for not eating enough despite now being in a surplus of 300-500 calories
    >making gains with minimal fat gain but still clueless as to what I’m doing because newbie
    >give in and eat more
    >same homosexuals give me shit for eating clean and my surplus only being 1000
    >give in, take their advice, eat garbage like entire pizzas and rotisserie chickens in a day
    >make great gains, getting stronger and bigger, assume they’re right
    >6 months later I’ve gained a ton of fat but still under 200lbs
    >full year I’m 220lbs
    Wasn’t worth it. Ended up getting as high as 250lbs because I fell in with some powerlifters and I was gonna compete since my lifts were actually pretty good. Ended up not caring about powerlifting, just a fat frick. Got injured in several ways and stopped lifting for a few years after surgery. Now I’m fat with no muscle and no strength. So I’m basically restarting from where I was when this all began. Don’t listen to boomers, don’t listen to guys on fear if you’re natty. 9/10 they’re clueless. Like shit that 5’4” gear head (who was later fired when he was outed for being clueless) tried to tell me I was squatting wrong because my feet weren’t perfectly straight and pushed together touching.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CICO is a meme
    >i used it to lose 110 lbs
    Wow you might be legit moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup he's a big moron, if he just woulda upped his protein while doin cico, the muscle loss woulda been miniscule. Only IST

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you escape skinnyfate mode
    unirnically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diet and exercise

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ......
        skinny people just eat
        fata people eat less
        us skinnyfat uinironically get like 10 different programs and diets

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im not sure why you’re responding to me. What could you possibly need cleared up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            what actually works for skinnyfat people

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Diet. And then also. Exercise

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok what kind of diet
                what kind of exercise?
                fat people eat less
                skinny people eat more
                what do skinnyfat people eat

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Focus on the big four compounds then do whatever is fun/meets your goals. Dont b***h out on cardio. Hit your macros and tailor your calories to your goal weight. Im not trying to be an butthole or mene here I genuinely just don’t understand your question. Also an obligatory: READ THE FRICKIN STICKY homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skinnyfat is the worst starting Point there is.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No thatd be fat. At a certain point your body is ruined forever in multiple ways most noticeably loose skin

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is true, but it doesn’t exactly make it impossible to escape skinny fat mode.
                Just do the work.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you want to gain weight or lose weight? Eat 500 calories in that direction. Then start exercising. Its not complicated . Literal morons do this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is complicated as a skinnyfat
                you gain weight you gain even more fat
                you lose weight you have no muscle to show

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not complicated and the answer has been literally spoonfed to you multiple times now

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                again it is complicated
                did you start out fat or skinny?
                both of those are a lot easier to get out of because there is just one route
                skinnyfat people have like 50

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has gotta be a troll right. Nobody is this obtuse

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is not
                again skinny people just need to eat more
                fat people need to eat less
                skinnyfat doing one or the other end up worse

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you think diet and exercise makes your body look worse why are you even on this board

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i never said that?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally here

                https://i.imgur.com/oF4rcuV.png

                it is not
                again skinny people just need to eat more
                fat people need to eat less
                skinnyfat doing one or the other end up worse

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i said eating more or eating less
                i did not say "diet and exercise makes your body look worse"
                learn to read

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eating more or eating less is literally your diet you dumb Black person

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no need to get racist
                i just did not say that diet and ecercise makes your body look worse
                now scram

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally doesn’t matter if you’re Christian bale machinist or Christians bale American hustle or anything in between. Literally every body has one answer and its this

                Focus on the big four compounds then do whatever is fun/meets your goals. Dont b***h out on cardio. Hit your macros and tailor your calories to your goal weight. Im not trying to be an butthole or mene here I genuinely just don’t understand your question. Also an obligatory: READ THE FRICKIN STICKY homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alternate daily between lifting and cardio.
          Cut first. Once you’re lean, bulk slowly. You’ll need to cut again after the bulk.
          Congrats, 6-12 months later you’ll look like a normal person. You’re basically at a starting point from there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say bulk for 8 months, cut for 6 then do another 6 month bulk then cut for another 6. To get a starting position

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lifting makes you gain muscle
    What a dumb meme it doesn't work

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you lift? What was your daily protein intake like?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow I wonder why bodybuilders do that then, maybe you are a lying moron?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Bodybuilders" roid so their methods are irrelevant to anyone who wants to keep their Endocrine system functioning.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listen to rippetoe
    >cardio kills gains
    >compounds are all you need
    >don’t do accessory work
    >squats and deadlifts will give you abs
    >bulk first, you can get lean later
    Literally all false. I spent my 20s walking around out of shape with a spare tire and a fat face because my bench hadn’t hit 225 yet.
    Never listen to this. Take the lean pill, do your cardio, and compounds are great but you need SOME accessory work for glamour muscles and abs.
    Aim for healthy, not powershitter mode. It’s disgusting.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >isolation is not needed
    the smaller the muscle, the faster it recovers. You should train arms 3x a week while back/chest is ok with 2x

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curls on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-You didn't have as much muscle as you thought
    2-Muscle loss isn't an issue untill you start getting into single digits bodyfat
    Read some fricking studies and books you tards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2-Muscle loss isn't an issue untill you start getting into single digits bodyfat

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What memes did you fall for?
    Scooby's 200-cal deficit. This was back in 2009-2010, when common wisdom was that a higher deficit was a speedrun to Auschwitz.

    More recently, being more assertive during sex. Admittedly this worked with my exes, but I tried it with a tinder thot and it literally earned me a restriction order.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it not?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calisthenics will give you muscle
    >1g/lb
    Was closer to 1g/cm of height to escape auschwitz
    >boron
    >50mg zinc /day
    Didn't do anything
    >more volume is better
    Peak growth after noobie gains was with 2 workouts a week
    >explosive concentric slow eccentric
    Got better gains going slow on both
    >floor flies and floor presses give you just as much chest and are safer for shoulders
    They don't and they aren't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't do anything

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