>men don't have biological clocks. >men age like fine wine

>men don't have biological clocks
>men age like fine wine

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don’t go bald bro

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me are wigs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman wears wig
      >OMG ANIME GIRL SO CUTE
      >man wear wigs
      >OH NO NO NO
      why is society like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't have bald emperors anymore that would throw you in the dungeon for ridiculing baldness.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why is society like this?
        Because society consists out of morons and crabs who cant stand it when people are better then them or are trying to bettering themselves. I cant find the pic right now, but it was a screenshot of a facebook post where they posted 2 asian models and all the comments just kept nitpicking how they have small dicks, arent actually attractive etc. and to no ones surprise all the comments came from fat and ugly people. Society is just another word for crabs in a bucket

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because men are more than looks. homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only women who regularly wear wigs are black.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ageing wine in a rotting barrel.tends to ruin the batch.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men age like fine wine
    the ones with great bones do. everyone else eats shit just as hard as roasties.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the power of indian genetics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love you pajeetanon, you brighten up this board

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looked completely average in the middle one, not even fat, what happened?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just better lighting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. just bad lighting and stupid afro
      2. just bad lighting and meh facial hair

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *makes you age gracefully*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *kills your dick and gives you gyno*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaand that's a good thing!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won't get your dick wet if you're an average bald guy.
        And nobody cares how jacked you are if you're an average bald guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kills your libido but doesn't give gyno.
        Also
        >5mg
        Way too much. 3-5mg weekly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. 5mg daily is for treating prostate problems, and even then, it's short term.

          If you're trying to regrow hair:
          1mg tablet daily for the first month at most, then a 1mg tabled 2nd or 3rd day. You could do Mon/Wed/Fri and it will be enough. Combine it with minoxidil in the areas of balding.

          If you're trying to maintain your hair because you've noticed early that you're losing it.
          1mg every 2nd or 3rd day. Mon/Wed/Fri is enough.

          No one should be taking 5mg tablets for alopecia.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cut it into quarters
            >take 1.25mg daily
            >get 4 months supply for the price of 1 month

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just use Topical Fin. Takes just a minute to apply once a day.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw balding
    >tried to do long hair in hopes it would distract them
    >get fed up and shave it all off
    >constant compliments since then from coworkers about how good i look
    its that shrimple

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only look better relative to long haired balding. I'm guessing you were NW3 or worse.
      You would have looked even better with a full head of hair.
      Copers who shave don't realise that they've already suffered a long and slow decline by the time they shave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're only telling you that because you went from a coping ugly hairlet to just an ugly hairlet.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >33
    >full head of hair
    >zoomer at work is 19 and already balding
    Everyone born after 2000 is fricked aren't they? What is it? Chemicals? Stress? Why is every other fricking dude bald before 30?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaxx is poisoning the general population, zoomers are already going bald and have their skin going to shit decades before they should naturally because their very DNA has been damaged and hyper aging is the result. I’d expect a lot worse to happen soon as the damage really sets in especially for those hopeless souls who got multiple boosters, very sad situation

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i encourage you to take the "don't care" pill"

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a 32 yo guy and I have full healthy hair but i feel sorry for all baldies

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldness is a choice in 2024

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young men are 90% hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      old men as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin Judge Holden mode.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Et in squat rack ego.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you look like you're gonna curbstomp a minority before habitually committing male-on-male sexual assault in federal prison, mirin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work in IT

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blame your parents for choosing to pass on their garbage genes to you.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shave head
    >grow a huge porn stache (that is groomed not some unkempt garbage)
    >rest of face is stubble
    >get some tattoos (yea it’s gay but if you’ve met the Norwood reaper you have to compensate)
    There, you have now aged gracefully

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you also have to pierce your nipples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us aren’t attracted to other men

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky for men that it’s in to have a buzz on the sides, you can go into your 40s without looking completely obliterated by the reaper

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just peat its that fricking simple. if you started peating in your 20s you are on track to be a centenarian

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just shave your head
    nobody cares about your hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody cares about your hair
      False, everyone does to some degree whether they do it consciously or subconsciously

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. There's a reason making fun of bald males is a common trope in media. Sure is not of utmost importance but it's dehumanizing. You are not a person, you are bald.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldies are sub-humans though, not men.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 29
    >At the gates of my prime years
    >balding HARD
    Yes, it's a big deal I hate myself so fricking much I want to die. Dad had beautiful white hair most of his adult life and just now started to recede

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try 19

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