Lifting does, in fact, make you horny
https://www.psypost.org/2023/06/physical-exertion-increases-mens-responses-to-sexual-stimuli-165616
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Men who perform strenuous exercise experience more intense arousal
Stop the presses. Big fricking help that is, all it does is make me have to nut 2 times a day or i go nut(s). The closest i ever was to sex was on my first year of university when i was in a crowded bus and this hot girl was in front of me, we were packed like fish there and my wiener was literally resting on her ass. I tried to reposition it at first because i thought she would freak out, but when i did she repositioned her ass in a way that there was no other explanation other than it was seeking out my wiener to rest on it. And so i did. For what seemed like 2 hours (and was probably 10 minutes) my wiener was in a state of bliss. A few layers of clothing were separating it from an attractive woman's bosom. Not a word was spoken, our communication was body to body, she felt my semi-erect wiener harden to steel and her gentle gyration let my poor punished wiener rest after a lifetime of neglect and loneliness. There it was. I felt like i finally made it. Like i'm finally free from the horrific solitude and extreme poverty of touch that i have been carrying myself through my entire life. Finally i felt young and happy and alive. And then her stop came and she left without saying a word or looking back with what seemed like perfect ignorance of my existence. My poor wiener felt the same feelings i must have felt when i was kicked out of the womb. A sheer horror, from the comfort and safety of a woman's body we returned into a cold and uncaring world full of misery and pain, and as i cried as an infant wishing to go back to the womb, so my wiener let go tears that would amount to nothing. I had half a mind to get out and chase the girl and thank her for giving me the joy of a lifetime and also wished to demand an apology for leaving me at full mast and removing the ocean from beneath me.
Of course i decided against it, and the bus was once crowded and bustling now felt quite lonely again, fittingly. And so it went forward, while i could do nothing but look back.
>this based post
>this based trips
I'm sorry anon. I had something similar with this ugly black girl in an elevator, but I still got hard.
It's horrible that we've been reduced to such a state. I blame the israelites and revel in knowing their own greed will consume themselves.
you did not write all this in three minutes
Indeed. One could say i have been writing that my entire life.
a tale for the ages. My grandchildren will tell this tale of horror to their young, may they seize their day lest they suffer the fate of the blue balled passenger
>her ass
>an attractive woman's bosom
this homie doesn't know what a bosom is, 0/10
frick you
if you wrote this, you should cut off your hands, cut out your tongue, and stab yourself in both eyes so no one ever has to read your drivel again
I could kill you btw
Actually it kind of makes sense since he uses the womb analogy later on.
No it doesn't. Bosom explicitly means breasts, moron. The womb has nothing to do with it. Creativewritingcel failed.
quality shitpost
Put me in the screencap
>bosom
That means boobs you stupid virgin homosexual.
Oh these hoes freaky
>lone study from the most pozzed, least replicated field in academia
I hereby grant you permission to cease being a moron
Trust the science
don't i know it!
and in other news, water is wet
yeah that's how testosterone works
exercise increases testosterone
half the studies in the world set out to "prove" things already well known and documented and generally frick up because they failed to account for variables like "testosterone boosted anti-social tendencies mean that high T men respond and participate far less often in voluntary studies, compensated or not"
army organized involuntary social studies are the only ones with a good sample size of real masculinity for this reason
I never feel hornier than after doing heavy squats. It’s euphoric how horny I am
I never started going to hookers until I started working out. Now I go once a week but it's not enough. And my premature ejaculation is off the charts. I'm a fricking mess.