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For men, how short is too short at the gym? Not talking about bodybuilder bros, they wear woman-tier shit. For normal guys with good legs what's the gym consensus on, say, a 5in inseam? Seems to be making a comeback but even with decent quads, i'm a little self-conscious. It's like the first time you tuck your junk in front of a mirror. It makes you realize you'd be a terrible looking woman but strangely it kind of works too.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    follow up, if you go 5" inseam, do you shave your legs? We had a bro at our gym that wore cut-off jean shorts so high, the pockets hung below the bottoms of the shorts. He did it for about a year to protest the veritable beach-wear women seem to love while scolding you for looking.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only wear shorts that are too big and are slightly under my knees so people can never see my quads and my legs look sickly thin in them. Always dress as unflattering as possible

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on your underwear. if you are wearling loose boxers thne your wiener and blals might hang out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wear super short shorts I'm not gay or anything i also dont train legs because its gay i recommend wearing really short shorts they look cool and its not gay

      If you have juicy quads, short shorts (that length or a bit shorter) are the equivalent of tight tiny tops for big breasts girls.
      Everyone stares.

      Yeah 5" is good. Long shorts are gay and stupid looking and they're also uncomfortable. I do not shave my legs. For running I currently have 5" but it's feeling kinda long for that, might have to go for 3" splits or something.

      So I have some 5" inseam shorts and I happened to find some athletic underwear that have a seam running up the ass crack. They don't separate the cheeks, but I note the women at the office always look since I switched. Really shows off the glutes. I may combine the two and go do legs to see how it works out. If anything I bet i'll enjoy the workout and that's ultimately what matters.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        post results later

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he likes semen up his ass crack

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I have huge legs ill wear shorts like that. How much weight do you need to hack squat before you have noticeable big legs? I'm tall btw.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wear womens shorts because they look cute.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear super short shorts I'm not gay or anything i also dont train legs because its gay i recommend wearing really short shorts they look cool and its not gay

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have juicy quads, short shorts (that length or a bit shorter) are the equivalent of tight tiny tops for big breasts girls.
    Everyone stares.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong having broad shoulders is the equivalent of having big breasts or ass in real life women dont actually care about your gay fat legs. Having thick legs just makes you look shorter and makes your dink and balls look smaller its better to not train legs and unlike you virgins ive actually seen many veganas in real life and i promise you no girl has ever felt up my quads they all grab my chest or shoulders

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb bait

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say gay keep training those legs i bet you're 5'6 you'll look 5'4 with those fat legs soon homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 5'11" and already married. I train my legs because I want strong legs.
            Your weird cope for not training legs is irrelevant.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear 5" shorts with no underwear. Idgaf if people want to stare at my balls. I'm comfy. And no, I don't shave my legs. That's fricking gay.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah 5" is good. Long shorts are gay and stupid looking and they're also uncomfortable. I do not shave my legs. For running I currently have 5" but it's feeling kinda long for that, might have to go for 3" splits or something.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything above ankles is too short.
    If you want to prostitute like a woman, do it correctly wear tight clothes not shorter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shorts = better movement. But seriously, no one cares what curlbros think.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shorts above the knee are only acceptable if they are muay thai shorts. Anything else is peak gay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shorts at or below the knee are just capris you gay.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just above the knee or at the knee. Anything shorter looks like you're trying way too hard, and anything longer looks like your a kid in gym class.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It jogging pants or spandex or dont even show up.
    My dick must poke through my pants for the ladies to gawk at

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