There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fricking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "gaygiest skater in all of existence". Possibly gaygier than even Bam Margera himself
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>5'8
Why is he complaining when the gym was made for his height level
Mike V is a big time homosexual. I'm sure i shared this before but in the early 2000s i was skating Hollywood High with some friends- we were at some smaller stair sets in the back not where the huge stair set where everyone films is.
I've ran into a lot of ams/ pros in those days and they've always been cool, the ones who weren't like Greco or a few others kinda just kept to themselves- but usually someone else in their crew would be cool with us so it was fine.
But i digest...
So we're skating and we see him and one of my friends was like "oh shit its Mike V" and like a little b***h - in a very whiney voice he goes "Yes its me Mike V, everyone just stop what you're doing and interrupt what I'm doing because I'm Mike fricking V. NO you can;'t have my board, NO you can't have my autograph, I'm just here to skate. GOT THAT?"
We kinda just gave him an "alright bro" and kept it moving- but because of that incident i couldn't fricking stand his ass
literally who?
Bam margera is raiding fit posting sneak disses to this manlet. Don't ask.
>But i digest
gets me every time
why are you so obsessed with this guy OP? you made this thread yesterday
Dude if some senior skater beat you up in your local mall you go the mma gym not shitposting here
shout out mike v, even if he is gay now that video of his fight against that group of guys will live on, also decent tunes, vendetta in particular
In 2005, I fricked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right b***h, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fricking gay I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha homosexual". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his b***h and a gay as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick b***h." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his butthole directly into his mouth. "The frick you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fricking gay" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fricked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
troony freak got run off of pol and thinks h found a new home. What's it like being as easily recognizable online as you are IRL, you disgusting freak.
I met Mike V in 2000 when Millz opened up and he was such a fricking stuck up insufferable butthole to all the locals. He just skated by himself because he was a too cool for school tuff guy while Hawk and Reynolds were engaging the locals and signing autographs and taking pictures. Mike V pretty much talked to nobody other than the pros he toured with. He gathered everyone around the bathtub bowl because he was going to tail drop or caveman from the pedestrian bridge above into the bowl and pussied out wasting like a half hour of peoples time. I heard he went back the next day and did it but i'm still very skeptical. Watching Hawk skate the big boy full pipe section was life changing, though.
He's so pathetic he can't even make money for himself, he has to get his daughter to do everything for him
I look like that and say that
Reynolds and Hawk both have their own board companies, why did Mike v not capitalize on that? I wasn't around when they were in their hayday, but is Mike v really that insufferable?
Mike V was too busy kicking ass, and fricking pussy. He wasn't concerned about what the other pussy skaters were doing.
He is a massive homosexual
>t. Bam
Bam's got sand in his vegana cuz Mike kept skating and Bam frickin bloated and bottomed out harder than a boulder
Fitness?
I remember growing up hearing how badass this dude was because there was a video of him beating up four guys at once. Then I actually saw the video and it was him pushing around four skinny nerds who obviously by their body language didn't want to fight. Mike Vallely is a tryhard douche.
Who?