focus instead on the incredible calorie-burning that you get from breastfeeding.
It's better than cardio.
cheater sex doesn't have to work to lose weight, baka
Where the shit did you get bags with the little spout? My wife and I looked forever to find better bags than the garbage ones that the hospital recommended.
ahahahahah milky milky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid c**t give me those big udders you bawd hahahaha breasts tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk bawd c**t mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee woop wooooooo honk honk honk!!!
Well... no... I think?
The nutrients are already from your system. You have to take them out of your body to output the milk. You should drink other people's milk instead.
Right? It's not like you body is unable to synthesize the nutrients or whatever in the milk unless it's going to the milk? Right?
It's just a balance of nutrients in and out. By drinking the breastmilk, you're re-absorbing nutrients you already consumed before. So if you are looking to gain muscle, it may help if you are not eating enough, but a more efficient way of doing things is just to eat more and not pump more.
sure.
It makes perfect sense the a substance that's already in your body will give you moar gainzzzz if you take out of your body then put it back in your body.
I extract my own testosterone then inject it back in just for this reason.
It's just recycling your own nutrients. Though I suppose it may be similar to doping with your own blood like some athletes do after training at high altitude.
I'm guessing you workout at home because unless you're an exhibitionist there's no way you'd go to a public gym when lactating.
>It's just recycling your own nutrients
Not really. The body actually produces extra hormones and immune bodies (beyond your normal hormone and immune production) for the milk. So drinking your own milk definitely gives you more than just recycled nutrients. It's a way to get extra hormones and immune system compounds.
Is it boys or girls milk? There is actually a significant difference in kcalories and hormones (test and est). My wife just gave birth to my 2nd daughter, but she's giving girls milk now, so I sadly can't drink too much of it, because it's girls estrogen milk.
You're saying that breast milk has a different hormonal profile based on the sex of the child?
>It's just recycling your own nutrients
Not really. The body actually produces extra hormones and immune bodies (beyond your normal hormone and immune production) for the milk. So drinking your own milk definitely gives you more than just recycled nutrients. It's a way to get extra hormones and immune system compounds.
>You're saying that breast milk has a different hormonal profile based on the sex of the child?
Yes. Also the macro's are different. Boys milk has significantly more calories.
does different races of girl tit milk taste different
like is jap tit milk a different profiel than euro tit milk
or what about blackmilk
sexy thicc latina milk
how about swede milk vs portuguese
lebanese tit milk
The taste of milk (and even the macro's) are heavily dependent on diet. So on average, you are probably going to see some differences around the world. The milk of the average American woman is definitely going to taste different than the milk of the average Indian woman.
indian milk tastes like curry right
does thai milk taste like thai curry or thai tea
hmmm
this requires research
just need to find an array of racially diverse lactating women and drink all of their breast milks
probably need a good size group for each race though to account for genetic variability and dietary differences
>onions
Wait, the onions censor is real? Let me try something…
Shit
Piss
c**t
butthole
wiener
Dick
Frick
Damn
Black person
Bitch
Twat
Beaner
asiatic
Cracker
Troon
homosexual
Queer
breasts
moron
Onions
if you're still lactating the relaxin and prolactin are going to inhibit muscle synthesis and make your tendons and ligaments a bit loosey goosey anyway, don't expect major hypertrophy or commit to shoe sizes or eye prescriptions until you wean
>gfs little sister is lactating >gf tries her milk >sister says I can also try a sip if I want (pumped obviously, not straight for the breasts) >FRICK YES I WANT THIS >react in a very calm way, non suspicious way: >"oh, haha, sure, I guess I am a little curious. I'll try a sip...!" >have to hide my semi in my pants >she has absolutely no idea how much this turned me on
That stuff's for babies!
and men
cows don't drink their own milk
cows cant reach their udders
focus instead on the incredible calorie-burning that you get from breastfeeding.
It's better than cardio.
cheater sex doesn't have to work to lose weight, baka
Breastmilk gets destroyed in adult stomach acid
Just like everything else we eat then? How shocking.
Show milk factory. I am inspector.
Where the shit did you get bags with the little spout? My wife and I looked forever to find better bags than the garbage ones that the hospital recommended.
your fingers look fat, sell your milk on ebay and drink water instead
these are the motif brand bags they dont have a spout though just a ziploc
>they dont have a spout though
Cut along dotted line for a spout moron
you can just tear it tbhRUH
I don't know. You should try it and let us know. Make sure to record it from procurement to workout so we have accurate data. Please.
I wish I were a hucow farmer. I bet human milk kefir is amazing.
you need a manicure
ahahahahah milky milky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid c**t give me those big udders you bawd hahahaha breasts tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk bawd c**t mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee woop wooooooo honk honk honk!!!
not if you call me bawd you naughty boy. no milky breasts for you
Well... no... I think?
The nutrients are already from your system. You have to take them out of your body to output the milk. You should drink other people's milk instead.
Right? It's not like you body is unable to synthesize the nutrients or whatever in the milk unless it's going to the milk? Right?
Depends on how you drink it OP
Pic of you drinking it so I can asses if it will give you gains?
I'll answer your question if you tell me the benefits of eating my own cum.
Post tiddies too.
You should head on over to /soc/ or/LULZ/ for attentiongayging, its not like you will meet different people though...
It's just a balance of nutrients in and out. By drinking the breastmilk, you're re-absorbing nutrients you already consumed before. So if you are looking to gain muscle, it may help if you are not eating enough, but a more efficient way of doing things is just to eat more and not pump more.
sure.
It makes perfect sense the a substance that's already in your body will give you moar gainzzzz if you take out of your body then put it back in your body.
I extract my own testosterone then inject it back in just for this reason.
Post bobs bby pls
why are your nails so fricked
>A female
>in my board?
They lurk here to sap our psychic energies.
so thats where all my psychic gains went
better do nopillow+nofap to recuperate
>those fingernails
It's just recycling your own nutrients. Though I suppose it may be similar to doping with your own blood like some athletes do after training at high altitude.
I'm guessing you workout at home because unless you're an exhibitionist there's no way you'd go to a public gym when lactating.
>It's just recycling your own nutrients
Not really. The body actually produces extra hormones and immune bodies (beyond your normal hormone and immune production) for the milk. So drinking your own milk definitely gives you more than just recycled nutrients. It's a way to get extra hormones and immune system compounds.
Is it boys or girls milk? There is actually a significant difference in kcalories and hormones (test and est). My wife just gave birth to my 2nd daughter, but she's giving girls milk now, so I sadly can't drink too much of it, because it's girls estrogen milk.
You're saying that breast milk has a different hormonal profile based on the sex of the child?
That's a good point.
>You're saying that breast milk has a different hormonal profile based on the sex of the child?
Yes. Also the macro's are different. Boys milk has significantly more calories.
Stupid b***h.... hoarding all that breastmilk for YOURSELF.... im fricking FAMISHED... nd you dont even CARE
does different races of girl tit milk taste different
like is jap tit milk a different profiel than euro tit milk
or what about blackmilk
sexy thicc latina milk
how about swede milk vs portuguese
lebanese tit milk
The taste of milk (and even the macro's) are heavily dependent on diet. So on average, you are probably going to see some differences around the world. The milk of the average American woman is definitely going to taste different than the milk of the average Indian woman.
indian milk tastes like curry right
does thai milk taste like thai curry or thai tea
hmmm
this requires research
just need to find an array of racially diverse lactating women and drink all of their breast milks
probably need a good size group for each race though to account for genetic variability and dietary differences
Thai milk tastes like it's infused with used cigarette butts
Black and brown tiddies make chocolate milk, and asians make onions milk.
>onions
Wait, the onions censor is real? Let me try something…
Shit
Piss
c**t
butthole
wiener
Dick
Frick
Damn
Black person
Bitch
Twat
Beaner
asiatic
Cracker
Troon
homosexual
Queer
breasts
moron
Onions
leave, newbie
israelite.
Not you, just remembered I missed a slur.
>newbies
at least lift if youre gona be here, most poljaks and robots dont bother to do that - they think just coming here will make them a sick c**t
no but giving it to me will
Isn't this just the female equivalent to eating your own cum?
>post titty size
need more info, post breasts
Depends on the size of the tiddies it came from. Post so we can determine whether you get gains or not
if you're still lactating the relaxin and prolactin are going to inhibit muscle synthesis and make your tendons and ligaments a bit loosey goosey anyway, don't expect major hypertrophy or commit to shoe sizes or eye prescriptions until you wean
if i take coins out of my piggy bank and put them back in will i have more money
Mommy mommy
Give me milky
Mommy mommy
Give me calcium
Mommy mommy
Make me tendies
Mommy mommy
*suckles* (i'm 31 btw)
want to be my gf?
>gfs little sister is lactating
>gf tries her milk
>sister says I can also try a sip if I want (pumped obviously, not straight for the breasts)
>FRICK YES I WANT THIS
>react in a very calm way, non suspicious way:
>"oh, haha, sure, I guess I am a little curious. I'll try a sip...!"
>have to hide my semi in my pants
>she has absolutely no idea how much this turned me on