mire thread

>at the gym
>group of 2 zoomer girls and 1 dude working out next to me
>every time i look up one of the girls is staring at me
>from what i could gather seems to be the gf of the dude
>autistically avoid eye contact but this seems to make it worse
>later i set up my phone to record barbell rows form
>watch it back and notice that girl blatantly mirin
>walk past her after getting some water
>she stares at me and i decide to look back, she does a very slight lip bite
>give back a smile and she does too
>later sets up next to me with her ass in my vision 24/7

fuck i wish i could talk to girls

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome photo op

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That pit angel is so well trained that it can stare directly at exposed jugular and not maim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pit angel
        Oxymoron

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't try to fuck the woman of another man. Find another girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the woman of another man
      she is not his property

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough as long as you dont hate on women being whores nowadays since youre encouraging that behaviour

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          “Where the ladies at, where the hoes, where the bitches? Every real bro know the difference”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good lifting album tbdesu

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based. blue suede goes hard too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, didn't have that ep but will listen to it at the gym today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In a relationship she's your property and you're her property. If that's not the case then you're not in a relationship.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cuck cope to make you feel better about her getting dicked down on the sly when you're not looking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just because there's a goalie, it doesn't mean you can't still score

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Facts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she fucks you, she was never his to begin with. I'd argue that it's better that he know sooner rather than later.
      Conversely, if she fucks you while she's in a relationship. She'll fuck some other due while you're in a relationship.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once a whore, always a whore. Just use her for sex but never get attached.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real wisdom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she isnt loyal to him, she won't stay loyal to him. Smash if your a dickhead, stay with her if you're a fool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing the lil'zoomie a favor. Better learn that women are whores from a young age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did this recently, only works if you don't feel bad when the other dude finds out. Fucked this engaged chick with kids and the dude found out .... feels bad to be that guy bro. If you lack empathy for the other dude then go for it, otherwise don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zommers are into cuckholding anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very bad advice, some girls stick to their relationship even though it's shit, because they're women and don't know any better. They suffer for this.
      I had that stupid mindset when I had a mutual crush with a colleague who was in a relationship, I haven't met anyone like her since and miss her a lot.
      Don't miss out because someone else will lose something that's already dead. Such is life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking you could trust someone when they cheat on their partner with you. You are fucking stupid dude.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe. We can't find out now, and this kills me.
          She was a very lonely girl with no friends, despite being so pretty and fun. You don't get to choose when to meet someone, to prepare for it. You might not be single when you meet your soulmate. But that's in the past.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of that makes sense. Only schizos believe in soulmates.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a literal schizo.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow I'm a god. Thanks for confirming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ꜱoy, the post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did this recently, only works if you don't feel bad when the other dude finds out. Fucked this engaged chick with kids and the dude found out .... feels bad to be that guy bro. If you lack empathy for the other dude then go for it, otherwise don't.

      He's doing the lil'zoomie a favor. Better learn that women are whores from a young age.

      My whore ex started trying to fuck me a couple years ago. I knew she was in a new relationship of a few years and I did nothing to encourage her. I more so tried to be dry to make her leave me alone but she kept it up. I also did not stop her advances. She quickly turned to sexting, started talking like I was on board with it, making elaborate meet ups and places we could fuck in full detail, started sending me lots of pics. The entire time I was just like “okay” “not happening” “sounds fun if it’s with a girl I’m attracted to”. Then one day I begin to entertain the idea because horny, and she flips the script at that exact moment and basically tells me I’m a weird creep.
      So I sent the boyfriend everything. Not a single word, just screenshots of all texts and pics. He knows it’s 100% real because of the dates&times as well as some of the pics showing off her new tattoos.

      I like to think I did someone a favor. I had already planned to let him know, but her being a bitch once I showed interest made me do it sooner. He dumped her and she I shit you not had lost her fucking mind, like fecal eating levels of crazy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. I too enjoy being an active karmic force towards women that tremendously disrespect me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you brother. Honestly I don't care if you anons fuck another man's whore, but I'd hope you at least tell him. Men need to be subjected to reality because they're the only ones who can accept it, women will just delude themselves into thinking they're the perfect girlfriend right after fucking you - and the man wouldn't know because everyone wants to believe their girl is perfect. It must be difficult as a normie who trusts others.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah man, I wouldnt gaf if another man fucked my bitch, I only hope that he would have the balls and decency to tell me. Thats why I told the guy, I would want someone to tell me. I also did so in a way that got him the proof and info without me having to offer my own input on the situation, so his actions after knowing were his own. And wouldnt you know it the ex says its my fault and I somehow forced her hand lmao
          >must be difficult as a normie who trusts others.
          This is something I’ve been struggling with. I dont understand how they simply trust others/their girlfriend. It genuinely blows my mind that they’re like this. They always say “oh if she ever cheated I would break up with her.” But they overlook the fact that if a woman cheats you would only find out if you caught her in the act somehow. It is rare that they would just openly admit it. Shit half the time if they felt guilty they’d start a fight with you just to get you mad at them so they can shake the guilt. Idk if its just genuine stupidity that normies can simply trust others or what. Idk if they’re sheep and lack any respectable amount of awareness to reality or if they’re genuine blue pilled cucks who believe Disney movies are real life (hate this red vs blue crap, lack of better word).
          Of course theres no point in worrying about things beyond your control, but I cant simply trust a woman, I’ve witnessed first and second hand way too many things that make the majority of western women untrustworthy.

          Ex:an old friend of mine got his first gf and she pocket dialed him while at a bar and I heard everything
          >pocket called by his new gf
          >she’s flirting with some guy
          >h-hello? babe? H-helloo???
          >*flirting and teasing back and forth with some dude*
          >friend goes silent, audio suddenly gets more clear
          >Oh fuck! *hangs up*
          >friend puts phone down, sighs, turns to me
          >[name] is the only girl that makes me feel insecure
          DUDE WHAT? You just got evidence you shouldn’t trust her..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don"t listen to this retard. Fucking girls in unhappy relationships is wonderful. No other type of girl will be more excited to sleep with you. Just be very careful the cuck doesn't find out, I had a close call once when the cuck bf came home early and I was railing out his girl in their bed.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of a turbogay records himself while lifting? People like you make me legitimately sick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the gram, chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I record my squats and deadlifts when I haven’t done them in a while. You can review your form and better yourself, why does that make you seethe anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Form correction or look at yourself in the mirror while doing the motions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How else can you look at your own form? What the fuck are you on, anon? You got mad uglies so you can't see yourself in mirror or video without gagging?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All these gays are shitting on you. It is stupid and these people are turbofags who make "the gym" their personality because they have nothing else. Or they're women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To correct form I guess

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitbull has unironically a 50% chance against that lanklet

    thats if im not around to shoot the shitbul first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pull it's back legs apart like roast chicken and start stomping its hips then whip it back and forth against the pavement. Fuck shitbulls

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allowing shitbulls around real dogs

    Also women are property. Treat them different and you will lose them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong all women are my property i just don't have enough dick for all of them

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    during christmas my sexy cousin told me i look amazing
    it's been motivating the fuck out of me ever since

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white people be like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Muslimchads are the champions of cousin marriages

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >negg tasdy :DD
    >neg bito :DDDD FUN :DDDDDD

    this is what was going on inside that little piece of shits mind

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>from what i could gather seems to be the gf of the dude
    cringe

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck i wish i could talk to girls
    >An obvious low value whore
    Anon... get some self respect.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basically got molested by a 50+ year old woman at the bar last night. too bad she wasn’t very attractive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically happens everytime I go out. I get my ass groped by a mom on ladies night.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >25 posts in and only the OP is a mirin story
    Good morning I hate new years

    >Going to bar with some friends
    >Fat red guard bouncer sitting on stool outside takes my ID
    >Looks at ID
    >Looks at me
    >ID
    >Me
    >"Ayy dawg, u lost sum weight"
    >T-thanks you too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate showing people my ID. I look like a deranged fat ugly gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only MIRE in this post is the QUAGMIRE of SELF-PITY you are stuck waist-deep in. Feel better soon, handsome.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get a ton of mires from my dips… I’m guessing because no one at my gym really does them so I stand out a bit… 2 dip mires:

    >45lb weighted dips.
    >do a set of 5
    >to my left a zoomer kid is looking at me with a shocked expression
    >I take my earbud out to hear him and he just goes
    >”holy shit dude”
    >I laugh and say thanks (I have mild autismo)
    >he doesn’t know it was a final warm up before the real set
    >go grab another 45 and load up a +90 dip
    >kid just shakes his head like he couldn’t believe it.
    >hit a set of 8

    2nd
    >one gym bro awares me of his favorite hype up song.
    >Super Saiyan 4D, just Goku talking about his different forms, beat drops when he says ‘and this… is to go even further beyond’
    >cut to Goku power screaming and the beat going off the rails, gym bro was right the song is hype
    >I like to end my workouts with a single set of body weight dips for as many reps as possible
    >start my set right when the beat kicks in
    >bang out 28 dips while Goku screams at me
    >going up so hard the whole dip station is moving a bit at the top of each rep

    >after 2 zoomers (it’s always fucking zoomers) come up and give me a fist bump and say how crazy that was and one says he could barely do 6

    I just want some girl mires boys. Just one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea zoomers always look and discuss me benching among themselves... Also remember once doing 2pl8 chinups 2 zoomers were talking among themselves asking one another if they could do atleast one rep with 2pl8s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s not common for girls to approach you. chances are they’ve been shooting you glances.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the song

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s in the post
        “Super Saiyan 4D” by Bobash on Spotify

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s in the post
        “Super Saiyan 4D” by Bobash on Spotify

        3d is better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Super Saiyan 4D, just Goku talking about his different forms, beat drops when he says ‘and this… is to go even further beyond’
      >cut to Goku power screaming and the beat going off the rails, gym bro was right the song is hype

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man you were too cool for DBZ. You’re too cool for music with hard bass in it while working out. You’re too cool for your shirt bro. Too cool for school. You’re the hottest man with a folder of Pepe reaction images on the Mongolian basket weaving forum. You’re so fucking hot bro. You’re so fucking tight. I wish I was as wicked awesome as you bro.

        >kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop watching anime.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop browsing IST

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post tris, or ur a lying fag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure.

        Are you under the impression that 90lb dips or 20+ bodyweight dips are unattainably difficult? I find it helps if you actually work out.

        Both done at a bodyweight around 185.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looking good bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mirin, good job man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know why but this one has been getting me hyped fucking hard. Closed my eyes and imagine I’m in the middle of air to air combat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the song, please

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nvm, i didnt notice it was already posted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf??? Bro, I’m natty and I can dip 3pl8 on each side for 10 easy. 4pl8s on each side is hard but I can do it. Does anybody seriously find 1pl8 and 2pl8 dips impressive????

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pl8 on each side
        >dip
        Wtf did he mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's talking about the dip machine, not actual dips. The fact he got this confused is hilarious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the new generation of lifters. No idea that there's anything to do besides machines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao @ you
        doing a real dip with 2pl8 on the belt is much more impressive than 4pl8 on the """dip""" machine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s barely any more difficult. More importantly, who the fuck wants to take that kind of pressure on their lower spine while dipping? Is it worth it just so you can look cool?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO IT, DAD!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is motivating me to use dips as my chest compound workout. Are dips perceived as good for this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That song is ancient

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Chud Anon

    Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
    He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

    Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time I'm getting the dose right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We had an old granny in my town. She was filling poison into some meat and killed a neighbor dog with it. His dog died. When he found out, who it was, he was going over to her and beat the shit out of her.
      This dude was in his early 30s and she was over 80. It was so funny. He was ringing her doorbell, she opend, he gave her a head butt was flying her all around her house. Her husband died years before, so there was nobody who would help her.
      After 3 minutes, who felt like a hour, he left and she was just laying somewhere on the ground. Nobody called the cops because everyone hated her. After a bunch of days her son comes to visit her, only to find her dead in the living room. She died of her injuries. She had a femoral neck fracture, broken rips, broken arms and the face was pure mash. We all got questioned by the police and some neighbors told them, that some romanians were braking into her house and that they saw a black van. We said, that we didn´t saw anything. After all, not my problem.
      Her son told us later, that those "romanians" were very brutal. His mother didn´t die right away. She died after a few hours of agonizing pain.

      Well...karma is a bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s sad for the son, but that’s what people who kill others pets without real reason deserve. If you kill a dog which someone else knows that isn’t attacking you or your family then you’re literally a moron. “It was barking loud :(“ lmao suck it up pussy.
        I know of one pit bull that I wanted to kill. It attacked 3 people and was supposed to have been put to sleep a year prior to biting its fourth person, my mother. It was my neighbors. I used to unironically wish that it would be loose while I was outside with no one around or that it would attack me.
        Meanwhile my other neighbor had a pit bull, thing was easily 150lbs. Seriously a giant. It would bark, was always in my yard, but it was a pussy. It was a really sweet dog if it didn’t run away from you. Guess which one was raised with Hispanics and Hispanics and which by white people. Inb4 not the dog it’s how yo I raise them. It helps, but any terrier breed will be prone to attacking things. It’s what they do. Take a little rat dog and out it in a big dogs body and no shit you have a dangerous dog. Take a dangerous dog and have it be raised by irresponsible aggression prone people, what do you get…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Life in Eastern Europe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking subhumans
        Those zoofiles need a bullet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blamed romanians
        >obv lives in the balkans/eastern europe
        bozgor detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there no respect for elders in west , even if she poisoned the dog she didn't deserve to die. A life of animal can not be compared to a human soul , remember one day we all will be old , fragile and defenseless
        The only guy karma will catch up is the guy who killed her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even if she poisoned the dog she didn't deserve to die. A life of animal can not be compared to a human soul
          Someone who maliciously poisons family pets has demonstrated that they do not have a human soul. I would kill 1000 dog-poisoning grannys rather than allow one of them to poison my dog.
          My dog is part of my family, and family comes first, always.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based and feedingchildrentomrpibbleswhilesuckinghimoffpilled.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your dog will die just as alone and confused as you will one day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically hate any and all old people. Cut off the age where people are allowed to live.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You have to let some old bitch kill your dogs because..... YOU JUST DO OK?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please be true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >putting the life of a dog over a human life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A human
          No anon. Nobody who kills random animals is human. She sealed her own fate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Animals were put on this planet by God to be our subjects anon, we can do with them as we please.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God doesn't exist
              Weak people are less than animals
              I hope that pensioner suffered for her cowardice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God is about as real as the "love" your dog feels for you.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not exactly a mire, but I'll consider it one:
    some dudes were subtly throwing shade in front of me today because their female coworkers get wet panties every time I go in the establishment.
    Anyone else have this happen? Dudes working at a place just act dickish/standoffish towards you because the women they work with and pine over want nothing to do with them and everything to do with you?
    Or am I just a schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i lost a "friend" because of this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because of some guy coming in to flirt with your coworker friend or your friend getting salty that girls like you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely possible.

      t. beta bar manager

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, shitty men will act bitter and try to sabotage you. Best counter is to maintain your vibe, pay them less attention, and whenever there's a chance, passively remind them of whatever reasons to be bitter and jealous.

      i lost a "friend" because of this

      I went through the same, it was an eye opening experience. Assholes find envy, good men find inspiration. I try to help my friends get fit, some try to give me money advice, others give me girl advice, it's about helping each other and growing together. He tried to sabotage me to help his ego, friends don't do that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty men will act bitter and try to sabotage you
        literally every single one of my "friends" did this shit growing up
        i just brushed it off and didn't really give a shit at the time, but looking back now, what a bunch of pathetic gays
        i would never do anything like that to someone i considered a friend
        their mindset is gnomish
        mine is Aryan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mog them. Ask for her number and spend a nice weekend with her. Let them seethe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had it happen. Guy would always come in and flirt with/simp for the checkout girl I worked with. Would always give me the cold shoulder when I was tryna be nice.

      Ended up fucking her when I quit and he still had a dry dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best counter is to just be magnanimous. nothing makes petty people seethe harder than being ignored. you know youre better, theyre just confirming it. why waste the effort?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, anon. You're right. I have subconsciously done this in different situations just receive to receive death-glares in response to my gentlemanliness, and my thought after was "what the fuck is his/their problem?"
        I think it makes sense now. They wanted, and expected, me to be a dick because the coworkers they want to bang were interested in me and they could play the "look, hes a dick and I'm nice so gibs me dat pussy" card.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not related to my physique but I had a hair transplant 6 months ago (didn't tell anyone about it) and just saw my parents this weekend for the first time in a few months. They commented that my new haircut makes me look a lot younger sonehow, lel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That made me think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a good mire in some time. At least since late summer. No new girls at the gym, so all the ones there have already mired and grown tired of me, and me of them.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sick
    >can't go to the gym or go out
    >play vidya for an hour or so
    >two different girls said I sound hot
    I honestly don't get why I'm told this one so often, but after a couple of years into lifting, I enjoy this more innocent and spiritual recurring mire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such is the case with voicemaxing and naturally gifted individuals. It's one thing that keeps me coming back to vidya. It eventually stops being anywhere close to fulfilling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game and what elo? My guess is silver elo valorant if you managed to get 2 different girls to say that in 1 hour

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ man

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told this one a long time ago
    >In Vegas with friends
    >They force feed me disgusting fireball before we go out
    >I am super drunk
    >We go to Hakkasan dance club
    >I quickly hate it there, and leave to go find some $5 craps table
    >At craps table gambling
    >Woman across the table keeps staring at me
    >At some point she walks around the table next to me
    >She starts talking to me
    >"My boyfriend wouldn't like me talking to you." She says
    >"Well then maybe you shouldn't." I reply
    >She walks away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thot patrolled.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King activity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based beyond belief but maybe u missed out un puss couse of autism and IST points

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, could have gotten something but I didn't have a place to stay, so missed out on that

        At least it left me with motivation to keep lifting consistently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking based lad, I hope you said it without taking your eyes off the table for extra effect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope the (You)s are worth it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did the right thing, dealing with that kind of drama isn't worth any girl's pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      what's sad is she probably just did the same thing to the next guy and he went with it
      whores will absolutely never learn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on IST since I have no friends
      >force feed myself chicken tendies
      >I'm super full
      >go into mire thread
      >I quickly hate it but decide to reply to one of the posts
      >crap at getting (you)s
      >another anon in the thread notices my post
      >he starts typing up a reply
      >"The jannies wouldn't like me giving you (you)s." he says
      >"Well then maybe you should anyway" I reply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike many greentext stories, I believe this one actually happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *laugh track*

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally got in a routine after not lifting for years
    >Only been a few weeks since I have been super consistent and intense workouts
    >Strength and muscle are coming back faster than I expected
    >I don't remember the gains being this quick before, anyway, besides the point
    >Go to store, women are looking at me up and down and smiling at me
    >Happening a lot now.
    >I had forgot this feeling
    Bros, I honestly wasn't expecting this. I haven't even been back at it very long. Why are women such bitches, just a few months ago they couldn't give a crap about me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is their nature, anon, understand it but do not resent them for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Finally got in a routine after not lifting for years
        >Only been a few weeks since I have been super consistent and intense workouts
        >Strength and muscle are coming back faster than I expected
        >I don't remember the gains being this quick before, anyway, besides the point
        >Go to store, women are looking at me up and down and smiling at me
        >Happening a lot now.
        >I had forgot this feeling
        Bros, I honestly wasn't expecting this. I haven't even been back at it very long. Why are women such bitches, just a few months ago they couldn't give a crap about me.

        The women always looked at you, you just read it as negative because your endocrine system wasn't functioning properly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm something to think about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not like men are any better tbh, we're all trash beings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welcome back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This christmas break (first time really going out since getting /fit) I had three different girls throw themselves at me, hooked up with one of them twice and the entire next week I felt like I had just woken up from a fever dream.
      People live like this??

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys ever feel like you're an imposter when things are going well? like your old loser self is still piloting a chad body hiding among successful people and/or cute girls and it's only a matter of time until they find out what you think you really are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every day bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm told the key is to pretend to be a chad piloting the chad body, and eventually you become the chad instead of the autist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's how affirmations work. Ever day you wake up and say "I am going to eat healthy and exercise" and after a few months it's not something you need to force, it's a passive part of your personality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every single day, but I swear when I get those feelings I think about that stupid meme with Pepe and Giga Chad (Just think of this pic) and it makes everything better. I always say to myself, "life is short and literally none of this fucking matters"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please post pic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fugg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to feel like that.

      Even when I was in my peak gymcel physique and getting mired I would reflexively feel like a fake chad.

      I realised that the cause was I didn't feel like I was "earning" the mires. It was just a side effect of going to the gym. Too easy

      If you feel this way it's a sign that you need to take on a real challenge in your life. Get out of your comfort zone and vomit to a goal that is beyond you. Dancing/dating/business/family.

      If you can make progress in something scary that you have been neglecting you will feel better. Like a healthy pride

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to report. Will update if things change. Thanks!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had some random dude ask me if I wrestled. I said no. And he said I have a wrestlers neck lmao... who asks that shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who wants to kiss your neck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is kind of a gay thing to say isn't it lol. My traps are wild though, I'm like a cardassian from star trek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bajoran lifters, your attention please.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didnt call the filename 'duskwat'

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I got my first mire.
    I've been going to the gym for about 6 months now and was visiting my parents (I visit them about once every couple months)
    Dad looked at me and said
    >'Damn son, your arms are looking strong'.
    It made me feel incredibly proud in the hard work I put on the gym daily.
    All I could say was
    >'Im just getting started, you'll see!'

    He has a degenerative illness and can barely stand up for himself, much less walk.
    I'll be strong for both of us, dad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it up, king.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > >'Im just getting started, you'll see!'
        Absolutely based
        Basically
        >This isn't even my final form
        but in a wholesome father-son bonding sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll cheer you on anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish my dad was alive to see what I am now. Keep the work anon and enjoy your dad <3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha your daddy died now go visit his grave and talk to him or something maybe bring him his favorite licorice and tell him how you still haven't made it so he can suffer a little more in hell.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of cringe and qwerky anon, not sure the level of autism is excusable here. Get some help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Take your gayry to someplace else fucking chud garden gnome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t.molested by his own father

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were trying really hard to be funny but you're not, and now you're just a sad loser everyone is making fun of. Many such cases!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hahaha, fucking based.
          newfags will deny the hatemachine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hahaha, fucking based.
          newfags will deny the hatemachine.

          Samefag quotes himself all day cause samefag's really fucking gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hello newfag! welcome to IST!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good job turning on airplane mode, phone poster scum

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek imagine being tribalist about how you access the internet, go outside

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm confused as to why you felt the need to bring licorice into this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well done mate and best wishes to your dad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      came for the mires, stayed for the feels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one hurts. Tell your family you love them anons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting a new large tat started, going to take 3 sessions and go up my arm, end at the top of my chest
      >I want it further out on my chest at first, artist tells me that with how well developed my pecs are, he doesn't want to ruin prime real estate for future pieces and wants it further up instead, which I agree with.

      Enjoy your time with your dad anon. I wish every day that my dad could see how much I've grown over the past 5 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a beautiful human being anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will make it anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING KING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope your dad gets better if that's possible with his condition, anon. Keep up the great work

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KING. Hope your father's condition improves.

        Thanks for the wishes but sadly his condition can (and has) only get worse over time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it for your dad anon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KING. Hope your father's condition improves.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hotelfag
    >drunk sunburnt roastie with horrid Florida accent and her norf fc looking bf spawn in lobby
    >she asks me to charge $20 wine bottle to room 666 even though she looks on the verge of dropping dead family guy style
    >sure why not, enjoy your night
    >she asks my name and if I've lived here long and other bullshit, drive her away with the power of autism
    >later
    >get a noise complaint concerning room 666
    >go to room, they're arguing
    >she answers door, I give her canned please keep it down others are trying to sleep speech
    >she fights back with we're just talking, how thin are these walls, etc while continuing to be a loud drunk roastie
    >eventually asks "are we allowed to have sex?"
    >wat.png
    >"if we have sex will we disturb people?"
    >tell her I don't care what they do as long as the noise level stays down and leave
    >later
    >returning to desk after taking a utility pole sized dump
    >she's in the lobby
    >"I don't understand why you told us to be quiet earlier, we weren't doing anything"
    >darkness envisioning me.mp3
    >how is she not passed out yet
    >just don't make a fucking racket okay?
    >"can we have sex?"
    >what
    >"are we allowed to have sex in the room?"
    >sure just be quiet
    >she finally leaves and I don't hear from them again
    She was trying to pull me into a threesome right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if she was, be glad you didnt go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One time when I was in some hillbilly part of West Virginia these college age people at a bar tried to get me into a foursome. They did the same ambiguous word crap that happened to you (can we have sex?). With me, I was playing pool, and the guy said "me, you, my girl, and that girl" I thought he was talking about pool partners. When I realized what was actually going on I left so fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit same shit happened to me and my gf
        some boomer couple (mostly the woman) asked to duel us at pool in the bar, then started coming on to us strong with the swingers vibes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hillbillies
        >college age
        >pool table
        >foursome
        ive seen this movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Florida accent
      Floridian here, no such thing. The way people from Florida pronounce English is the way it was meant to be pronounced.

      • 3 weeks ago
        sage

        also from florida. I don't feel like there is a "Florida accent" at all. It's such a big state, you can generally draw a line between north and south Florida. North Floridians are more "country" sounding. But the whole state has so many different types of people moving/vacationing here that I feel like the dialects blend a lot. I use mostly northeastern words/pronunciations, but I say y'all and would never call soda pop.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Retail wagie
    >Retarded guy comes in every day, as in has an actual condition
    >Always tries to make conversation volume with any staff member he sees, has no concept of inside voice and only shouts
    >Walks up to me
    >"HELLO MISTER YOU ARE LOOKING STRONG TODAY!"

    We're all gonna make it

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one always makes me laugh

    >be fat for most of my 20's
    >lost 100 pounds
    >weird side effect is that I now have massive calves
    >vascular too
    >doing daily calf raises now
    >some girl at the gym asks me what I did to get my calves like that
    >'be fat for a decade'
    >she looked so sad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just tell the truth too, and it always puts people out like that. It's quite funny. I don't feel like lying or covering it up.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >308+ division natty @1600 total
    >fat boy but switched to bodybuilding routine to cut
    >two 4.5/10 women walk into gym
    >one hawkeyed me from doing some kind of stretches
    > she's a stout strong looking girl the other is plain ol fat
    >strong girl beams a smile at me
    >never had a random young woman smile at me
    > finishing up
    > walk by and she says
    > saw you putting up those heavy weights
    > take headphone out of ear
    > what
    > says it louder as if my headphone was still in
    >yell HEH THANKS way louder than I should have
    > turned around and walked away

    Sorry but I only care about my Amazonian wife that wasn't with me at the time

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh the only recent ones are
    >Be at BBQ
    >Friends wife gets chatty
    >Never really interacted before
    >Make polite small talk
    >Everyone's having a good time
    >You're actually quite handsome aren't you anon.
    >Bert stare into the void and say 'ok'
    >Continue drinking

    Another fairly recent one

    >Round a friend from works place
    >Hanging out shooting the shit
    >His wife comes in
    >Introduces us as we'd never properly been acquainted
    Next day at work he keeps saying weird shit like 'my wife kept staring at you' I'm like 'oh right that's strange'

    Uncomfortable mires frankly

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brothers gf:
    "You look like you've lost weight"
    me: Yeah probably, I don't weigh myself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice dude get your brothers gf pregnant now

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got two from the same event, a month ago

    >be invited to an integration party for a team i recently left, same company i currently work at, i guess they like me
    >there is a chick there ive been talking to a bit, just talking nothing serious
    >one of the guys asks her "what would your boyfriend think if he knew anon is here?"

    second
    >drinking at a bar
    >the same chick from earlier sits next to me
    >compliments me on my arms, i wear a lonh sleeve shirt thats kinda loose so they are not even that visible, also im dyel as fuck
    >grabs my arm several times and says wow, touches my shoulder, slapped my thighs a few times when i was walking next to her to get a drink, even poked my abdomen
    >thank god she poked the upper part where the 2 pack is, the rest of the six pack still hidden under a layer of fat so it would have been squishy, but the upper oart is visible and hard
    >been thinking about it ever since

    im not going to do anything with her, but it feels absolutely fucking incredible to actually get attention, i recently broke up with my gf of 7 years and started lifting since, been a fat pos for my whole life, i always relied on my personality whem it comes to girls, now i am working hard to have both personality and looks

    wagmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gf of 7 years
      Why didn't you marry her? That's a long time to be in a relationship without it going any further.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am retarded

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive at work
    >qt coworker spots me
    >comes to talk to me asks if i’ve been to the barbershop
    >”is that supposed to be a compliment?”
    >she laughs and says yeah it looks really good

    hair mires count too. right bros??

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know if it’s a mire but
    >at hardware store
    >need salt for water softener
    >ask a middle aged guy working there, he says “do you have a cart?”
    >no I don’t
    >well go get it. You have to carry it out
    >can’t I just get it with my hands?
    >can you do that? its heavy
    I asked him how much it was, and he was kinda impressed I could carry about 25 kgs nbd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of a man can't carry 25kg a short stretch to the car?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you shouldn't be flirting with a girl that's got a boyfriend. Lift all the heavy thing you want, but unless you can put a whore in her place you'll never be a man. You'll always be a beta boy looking for a crumb of pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're all saying that and I agree in actions, but sometimes I feel stupid for all the pussy I missed out on for this. It's not hard for her to cheat if she wants to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Putting in effort to steal someone's girl is scumbag low T behavior. But is it really that bad if she's all over you? It's gonna be you or someone else. Just don't date a cheater

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    went to thai massage place after gym that I know gives happy ending but I just want the massage cause it is cheap
    >welcomed by 40ish thai lady that barely could english
    >perky tits and very playful, laughs alot
    >while massaging me she slaps my but and start grabbing it alot, not part of the massage
    >"you have big sexy butt"
    >hehe thanks you too
    >during whole 1h massage she keeps playing with my ass
    >she starts to get me aroused by accidentaly rubbing near my private parts
    >I don't get aroused cause I am loyal to my wife

    I have been working my hamstrings and glutes lately, and the fact that she commented on my ass so much I take it that it has grown

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >With my family during Christmas
    >We all meet in a hotel suite at Palmerhouse in Chicago, partway between Midwest and East Coast
    >Helping my mom and stepdad with their bags
    >I have more than half of all our luggage between my two hands
    >This is what I do farmers walks for
    >Short sleeves, arm veins popping
    >I always had huge genetic freak forearms
    >Big ol doorman, employee of the hotel shouts
    >"Hey sir! Sir, hold up! You can't be bringing big guns like that into this hotel!"
    >Have never heard that one so I have no clever response
    >Just smile and shake it off

    However, my parent's gratitude when I move or lift things for them is literally the best mire of all. Feels good when my development as a man stays ahead of them attaining old age. No if only I had education and a career path :')

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey sir! Sir, hold up! You can't be bringing big guns like that into this hotel!"
      >Have never heard that one so I have no clever response
      Missed your chance to say "gonna make the Mandalay Bay look like a fucking picnic".

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new bouldering gym opens right next to work
    >go climb for an hour during lunch break
    >run into former colleague (G) who's there with a female colleague (S) on her day off
    >climb together for a bit, having fun
    >wander off with G looking for some 6c-7a grade routes to climb
    >suddenly out of the blue
    >"S said she thought you would look insanely handsome if you shaved your beard"
    >continues "..and with the body you have..."
    >actually keep the beard to deter women because I am legit socially dysfunctional to the point where I struggle to correctly greet people, including close relatives, despite being 36
    >still counts as a double mire I suppose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get rid of it man, you’re sabotaging yourself! Walk up to the girls and tell them you shaved it, and let them mire you. It’s that easy. If you ever act weird, just tell them that you were keeping the beard because you’re really shy and kind of awkward. Those words have the power to make them warm up to your ineptitude and they’ll find it cute.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gf's brother said he thinks I must've put on 20 lbs of muscle in the last year - not even close but felt good

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was swiping while out of town for work, so wasn’t trying to get with this girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live over 1000 miles away and have a girl I’m seeing anyway. If someone gives you a compliment you should be cordial and say thank you.

        🙂

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep hitting the gym, something wild happened yesterday to me which I could say is a mire.

    >Be at the club, looking fresh
    >Having a good time, walking around
    >Chick calls me over, 8/10
    >Introduces herself
    >Hehe, would you like a kiss of three
    (translated, conv was no in english)
    >She calls her friend over
    >9/10
    >Realize I made it
    >Go in for the kiss
    >Tell them I didnt like it too much, that we should do another one
    >Go in for a second kiss

    Ayy lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in college, this would be cool, but now as a boomer all of this just sounds so unappealing to me. All of it. Club. Kissing whores. I don't know why tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        low t

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recent yeah I had a coworker talk about how big I'm getting and about my progress.
    Other than that, I've had girls/women stare while I lift at the gym like once a week.
    On NYE a girl asked me if I was using a machine, I said no. After that she kept staring at me. I heard her say something during a rest but I had my earphones on so I ignored her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've trained in my home gym for so long now that when I go to a public gym I'm not sure if the other people stare because I'm big, because I lift heavy, or because I do something strange.
      The only things I can think of is that I'm mostly alone in the stretching area when I warm up.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boomer in the locker room today said im built like a football player (handegg)

    >he only looked at my penis 2 times

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to gym
    >ask how many sets left on squat
    >dude starts talking about how hot the gym is cuz ac is broken
    >thot wit huge ass interrupts us and asks is it usually this hot
    >i respond and she completely ignores me and the dude ignores her
    >i finally start lifting
    >work up to squatting 365 for 3 (im 160 lbs)
    >dudebro cheers me on and says damn
    >surrounding people get hype too after i finish set
    >fistbumps all around
    >thot notices and keeps staring at me rest of session
    >comes back to squat next to me
    >i ignore her
    >talk to dudebro more
    >make new gym buddy

    Women are stupid and predictable. All they care about is social status and the mires of bros are more worthy (will still clap her fat cheeks if i see her again next time)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe she ignored you because you weigh 160lbs, manlet weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >surrounding people get hype too after i finish set
      >fistbumps all around

      this is what my nightmare looks like. god i love lifting alone at night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chud

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually have a funny one

    >skinny bitch my whole life
    >land cute ex competitive cheerleader
    >whole family kinda dislikes me because they think she could do better
    >we date for 4 years and break up, still fuck around time to time
    >start lifting first year she leaves
    >go to a family function with her yr after breakup
    >definitely bigger now
    >cunt grandma makes comment how good I look
    >"i could never see you two getting married and staying together before but now I just really see it :)"
    >all because like 10lbs of muscle and 15lbs of fat

    I thought she was the pinnacle of my ability for women but if less than a year of serious lifting gets me this, my arc is just starting

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember those days being a lil bitch who was afraid talking to girls, so fucking glad those days are over

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried on some new clothes in front of my gf. She said she liked the smalls over the mediums because they show my muscles better

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been working out more consistently
    >start noticing small changed in my arms
    >wait in a queue at supermarket
    >little boy in front of me looks at me
    >starts flexing his arms
    Was that a mire?
    Did he try to mog me? Should I have struck him down?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you fool, he was siphoning your gains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill him. KILL HIM NOW. He'll never see it coming.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show pic with cb to a girl I‘m basically in love with
    >”since when do you look so good?”
    highlight of my life tbqh famalamadingdong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to a girl I‘m basically in love with
      >highlight of my life
      Have sex NOW
      This is an emergency.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not the smartest are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She told me f2f she doesn’t like me enough to want to have a relationship with me

        >to a girl I‘m basically in love with
        >highlight of my life
        Have sex NOW
        This is an emergency.

        The “in love” and “highlight of my life” were ironic statements.
        Can’t deny I’m deprived and in need of affection.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gfs family at our house for christmas
    >always end up playing stupid little games that her brother-in-law invents
    >had an arm wrestling contest
    >annhilate all of them including the brother-in-law who everyone thought would beat me because he does a physical job
    >all her family shocked and mirin my strength ever since
    >have a new level of respect from everyone in her family, simply for being the strongest

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go out on hinge date
    >her pics make her a seem a bit chubby but I'm lonely so fuck it
    >meet at this nice rooftop bar downtown
    >she's much thinner in person and is just nice looking over all, cute face great body
    >we talk and she is super smart, she works as bioinformatican, literally running the genomes of cancer patients in hopes of finding correlations that may one day lead to a cure
    >she's way smarter than me but I can keep up, she likes that I paint and work in law
    >we bullshit and get a bit tipsy, she makes a few comments about my body but I always turn it back on her saying stuff like "you're the hot one here"
    >I can tell she's not used to being flirted with and it makes her even more cute
    >we leave and she tells me she walked to the place and I offer to walk her home
    >I offer her my arm and when she grabs it she goes "ooo" and I ask if she likes that, she gets beet red and sheepishly says yes
    >adorable
    >get to her place she says thanks and I hug her and go in for a kiss
    >it's like a dam broke, she's suddenly all over me making out really hard, I push her up again a wall and we make out for a bit
    >I actually pull back and say "maybe save some for the next date"
    >she gathers herself and says "sorry, I've just never had a guy as hot as you before"
    >not sure what that means but I say "I've never been with a girl as cute as you before" (tactical lie)
    >her face when
    >she gives me her number, thanks me for walking her home
    >she's been buzzing my phone ever since, seeing her again on Friday and I'm going to destroy that nerd pussy bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute story. Fuck her good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like she still has a soul. Be good to that one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't get autistic and accuse her of being a disgusting whore when you find out her body count is in double digits. She sounds like a sweet girl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming shit like that is why anons don't get women. Dumbasses don't realize that both men and women can be turned off by promiscuous activity.

        https://i.imgur.com/PeR5E1O.jpg

        >go out on hinge date
        >her pics make her a seem a bit chubby but I'm lonely so fuck it
        >meet at this nice rooftop bar downtown
        >she's much thinner in person and is just nice looking over all, cute face great body
        >we talk and she is super smart, she works as bioinformatican, literally running the genomes of cancer patients in hopes of finding correlations that may one day lead to a cure
        >she's way smarter than me but I can keep up, she likes that I paint and work in law
        >we bullshit and get a bit tipsy, she makes a few comments about my body but I always turn it back on her saying stuff like "you're the hot one here"
        >I can tell she's not used to being flirted with and it makes her even more cute
        >we leave and she tells me she walked to the place and I offer to walk her home
        >I offer her my arm and when she grabs it she goes "ooo" and I ask if she likes that, she gets beet red and sheepishly says yes
        >adorable
        >get to her place she says thanks and I hug her and go in for a kiss
        >it's like a dam broke, she's suddenly all over me making out really hard, I push her up again a wall and we make out for a bit
        >I actually pull back and say "maybe save some for the next date"
        >she gathers herself and says "sorry, I've just never had a guy as hot as you before"
        >not sure what that means but I say "I've never been with a girl as cute as you before" (tactical lie)
        >her face when
        >she gives me her number, thanks me for walking her home
        >she's been buzzing my phone ever since, seeing her again on Friday and I'm going to destroy that nerd pussy bros

        Best of luck to you anon, I hope your next date goes well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could have had her that same night. Cockblocked yourself but good job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANON ARE YOU STILL HERE WHAT WAS YOUR PROFILE LIKE DID YOU MENTION ANYTHING LIKE COMMITMENT OR WHAT FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no nothing like that, my pics are just me out and about, showing some skin, my prompts are mostly me saying how I don't take many things seriously aside from my personal goals, pretty sure my voice prompt gets me laid since I have a deep voice, idk what to tell you anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice move stopping yourself anon, I never fuck on the first date ESPECIALLY if I could, 9 times out of 10 all they do is think about you rejecting them and want another chance, you have to act fast or they'll find someone else but you already took care of that, good post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds wholesome don't sperg out like the autist you are & don't fuck her about she must be protected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And now this anon will proceed to pump and dump her cause it's "based and redpilled."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God bless you, anon. You deserve this.

      >blamed romanians
      >obv lives in the balkans/eastern europe
      bozgor detected

      If only you knew how high test being Orthodox in the Balkans is

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >This post is off-topic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she matched with me, that implies a mire

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sounds like a narcissistic cunt, but it's hard to be sure based on just one reply.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female you don't know successfully distracts you from your workout and occupies your mind for the rest of the day
    Don't let them do this to you bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what i tell myself. my lifts are much better when i just stare at the ground the entire gym session and avoid any kind of eye contact with women.
      >inb4 fugly
      just started at a new gym recently and i've had one younger girl ask me for my number. of course, my autism prevailed lol

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me doing chest/arm day
    >Load up 135 on decline for a warmup (2nd to last lift)
    >Lanky black guy in glasses wearing an EMT sweatshirt catches my attention
    >"You roid, don't you?"
    >Nah man, I don't
    >"I've been a firefighter for years, I know you roid
    >"I just don't take off days", argument continues for another 10 seconds
    >Finally "you can check me for needle marks if you want"
    >"Nah man, you gotta be true to yourself bro"
    >Sorry I rep your max

    Have I made it bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah lmao he was assmad you’re stronger than him. By even mentioning being a firefighter he gives the rest of a us a bad name. Keep up the strong work brother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks brother. I'm an infantry vet (I don't make it my personality like that gay though), so I get there's bitches in every profession. That dyel was doing sets of 225x1

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you actually have any colleagues who were like that? I assumed the system forced it out and made everyone get along to go along.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be surprised. The military was undermanned 5 years ago when I was in and it was literally impossible to kick wastes of oxygen out. I can't imagine how bad it is now between low retention and record recruiting shortages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was in Florida wasn’t it? 99% sure I’ve met the same guy when I was trying to become a firefighter.
      Just some heads up, the vast majority of younger people in fire/ems just want to boost their image by being le epic cool fireman badass alpha. It does get you bitches but that’s hardly worth dealing with sick and dying people and fat fucks and junkies and potentially hurt children all for maybe $60k/year. It’s created a really toxic highschool tier environment in many fire departments. Not even to mention the fact it’s a pain in the ass just to get the job. That guy is 100% one of the wrong people in that field. If anyone tries to flex “I’m a firefighter so that means I know [insert random subject]!” They’re a child mentally. They peaked in highschool. Fire bros understand what I’m talking about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% man. I got into the field because wanted a cool job and I like being athletic and medicine (mostly because I like anatomy and physiology). Too many young dudes want to pretend they’re big dick gunslingers and get pussy, like you said. Otherwise it really is a chill job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, halfway across the country. Ironically enough used to live in Florida though. My gym down there was powerlifting focused so I was probably one of the few natty ones there. Current one is a step above planet fitness but has nice amenities and usually 24/7 except for major holidays.

        you mean 135 kg right? not 135 lbs?

        135lbsx8 for warmup followed by 205x8, 225x8 and 245x8, but I go for hypertrophy and finish with 135x25 for the mental strength and focus on form when tired. Also after sprints for cardio at the beginning and other lifts for 2 hours. I'm not acting like my numbers are impressive, but this gay thought I roided because he could barely do 2 plates on flat bench. I focus hypertrophy and doing heavier weight for reps instead of 1 single max.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was your old gym? You only have to tell me it’s name if it was in the broward/ft lauderdale area. There’s a PLing gym I helped build and in return I got free membership and access to it a year before it officially opened. It was small but 90% of the time it was either just me or one of the 3 owners/coaches (so free coaching lmao). To this day if I stop by I don’t even need to pay the day pass fee. I can just walk in and not say a word to anyone after a year of not going if I want, it’s nice. They’re great people. I really hope it’s the same gym.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No where close to there. Seminole Strength in Tallahassee, so you might have heard of it. The sperg incident happened today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% man. I got into the field because wanted a cool job and I like being athletic and medicine (mostly because I like anatomy and physiology). Too many young dudes want to pretend they’re big dick gunslingers and get pussy, like you said. Otherwise it really is a chill job.

        never met so many fucking retards in my life in that career. now im a sellout that works it and its so much chiller. you know what else gets you pussy? money, and time to use it.
        t. 6 years urban medic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean 135 kg right? not 135 lbs?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine letting your dogs around that moron.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at New Year’s party
    >dress code is tops or bottom (either underwear and shirt or bare chested and pants
    >naturally all the guys are bare chested And the girls are wearing
    Bras or panties mostly dependant on if their ass or tits are better looking
    >sitting with friends and one girl is constantly touching me
    >says sorry she can’t help it and that it’s too bad that I’m wearing pants
    >I’m not paying her too much mind since a she’s not my type (she looked like a dyke feminist but okay face)
    >mentions she shouldn’t be so pushy cause she has a boyfriend but “flirting is harmless”
    >let her boyfriend know later that she spent the entire night throwing herself at me
    I’m using my gains to shoot down thots. No matter how hot or how hard they come onto me I will never give in. Just to fuck with their mental well being.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      criminally underrated. god's work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doing god's work anon
      Unless he's a cuck then unsure how to proceed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also use my newfound attention from women throwing themselves at me to reject them.
      It is empowering.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get invited to such a party?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a few from last month
    >work in climbing gym
    >at 170lbs I’m the biggest guy there by a lot muscle wise
    >teaching some kids to rope climb with coworker
    >asks why my arms are so big and coworkers isn’t
    > asks to feel my cep (yes. really)
    >make a play out of curling them every time I check their harness
    Second climbing mire
    >doing weighted pull-ups
    >some little girl younger than 10 older than 7 comes up to me and watches me pull +135lbs
    >says I’m the strongest person she’s ever seen
    >next set I feel hands on my butt and hams
    >she’s trying to help me with my lift
    >her mother rushes over and apologies while I laugh
    Date mire
    >take girl out for beers
    >says I looked fit on pictures but they don’t do justice
    >date continues
    >move in for a kiss before we go from bar to another bar that had some special drink she liked
    >she does a cute squeak sound when she realises I’m trying to kiss her
    >hangs on my arm rest of the night
    >walk her home for segs
    >asks if I can do that thing where the guy is standing while holding her up in the air
    Last recent mire was on instagram where a classmate made memes out of some of the people in class me included. She tagged me in the Bateman morning routine, in some “lifting to transcend feels and humanity” meme and finally a picture of a person walltexting and then the person supposed to me thinking “I should go lift, it’s chest day, did I eat enough eggs today” (I’m known to not listen/zone out completely)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asks if I can do that thing where the guy is standing while holding her up in the air
      this is the one

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf was spotting my 3pl8 benchpress and some girl walking by was so impressed she told my gf "your bf is so strong"
    lel

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all over the last 2 months

    >in the library studying for finals
    >see qt from class that ive seen looking at me all sem, go over to say hey and she lights up and invites me to sit next to her
    >go over, we talk for a few hours
    >friend comes over that i havent seen in a few months
    >ask me if ive been lifting cause ive gotten way bigger
    >say yea i have, hopefully you mean bigger in the good way though and she giggles
    >later on talking about who in the class is attractive, mention the gay dude who is our mutual acquaintance isnt into me
    >instantly she goes "oh yeah he's completely off base i have no idea how he sets his standards" and smiles

    another one
    >show up to gym in hoodie
    >friend says why are you wearing a hoodie are you not hot
    >"not really, kinda like being warm plus i cant let everyone know how small i am"
    >"bro you are the last one to be saying you are small"

    not sure if family gatherings count but saw some relatives i havent seen in a yr and they all started grabbing my arms lowkey made me uncomfortable but its what it is

    had another woman say my arms were really nice when she was feeling them up

    apart from just occasional mires from people when lifting i think those are all the recent ones

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a gym mire, but fuck it, it does count! I will green text it because i'm fucked up by this site

    > qt muslim girl at cafeteria (only knew her by small talk)
    > she's talking to some extremely fat guy
    > I walk by, she winks very "flirty" and stares
    > guy looks at me and at her in absolute despair
    > I wink back and smile an keep going.

    I went back 10 minutes later to rub it in the guys face

    > inb4 douchebag
    not my fault he's a slob and i just happened to walk by mogging him, ok the second time was maybe a little douchey... but the ego boost was priceless, two birds in one stone. who the hell would think IST memes would result in a fatty seething internally IRL.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at werk
    >workmilf says im looking great and my gut is gone
    >says by summer im gonna be irresistible

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Be me
    > Be fit, working retail
    > Older female team leaders
    > Always ask me to do all the heavy lifting type shit...
    > Today I was asked to build grills for the sales floor
    > She comes to help me get a box
    > Deadlift the fuck outta the grill box
    > Female boss/lead: "uh.....oh, wow"

    Lmao, I think I showed too much of my power levels. This shit happens on the regular now baka. Leads always call me to do the heavy shit, I fucked up IST

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Writing with a pedo right now gimme some tips on how to get him good.
    Will post chat here

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At gym yesterday mid workout
    >A guy I see quite often at the gym walks up to me, I greet him as I normally do
    >He says "I send a video with Snapchat to friends of mine showing how busy the gym is, and you were in that vid, then this one girl send a reply with "Holy shit he is buffed"

    Behind the back mires are the best aren't they

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of mires yesterday

    Loads of new people at gym yesterday had about 4 different people ask me about work outs and how to use machines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I count those as mires, they think you're approachable and knowledgeable about exercising. I'd be ecstatic if that happened to me

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in street
    >drunk old man yells at giggling zoomer girls, tells them to "stop that teenage shit"
    >points at me and says "now that's a real man"
    Weirdest mire ever

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uncle visits
    >"Looks like someone's been going to the gym"
    >Haven't even gone there much these past weeks

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss walking towards me in a hallway with his boss
    >sees me and says "Jesus, he's like a Greek god!"

    >fat redhead garden gnomefro middle schooler with Cheeto stains on his shirt comes up to me in a bestbuy
    >In a nasally voice: "do you play football?"
    >"No"
    >"Well you should"

    >Old cashier at Sprouts ask if I play football. I tell him no and he says "oh" and looks disappointed

    >Milf at work calls me popeye and Mr. Muscles

    >Milf at grocery store walks by me while eyefucking me, then stops and says "you know, if you hit the gym I bet you'd be *really big*"

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drunk and depressed at bar on birthday because only friend had an emergency come up
    >old gay couple starts conversation
    >fitness comes up
    >show them back pump pic and ask for lower back advice
    >get compliment and solid advice
    >they buy me a shot and leave
    Feels good man

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >volunteering as a proctor for an academic competition at my old high school
    >I used to compete as well and it's a team thing, so lots of other graduates volunteering
    >all my old teammates think I'm jacked as fuck
    >apparently some high school girl thought I was cute and tried to get one of the other proctors to get my number but I'm not tryna catch a case lmao
    >I've only been lifting 4 months at that point

    it was just mires from nerdy types but bros we are so gonna make it

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    banged out 15 chinups with good form at 185lbs bw, noticed in the mirror and two zoomer girls staring, and one of the zoombros casually went “holy fuck”

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Strong, but lard ass, my entire life.
    >Hit 117kg at end of Covid, decide fuck it gone lose weight.
    >Start trying to watch what I eat, cut out 90% of my sugar. Eat healthier options.
    >Go to gym.
    >Reach 102kg
    >Random drunk guy stops me, say I'm looking hench.
    >Thanks.
    >Reach 97kg.
    >Start dressing better.
    >Gay guy at work, say you've had a glow up?
    >Thanks.
    >Still can't get any female attention. Recently tried to date co-worker, went out a couple of time.
    >Finally tell her that I'm interested in her.
    >Get shut down but not entirely.
    > Competitive sports fighting, championship guy who coaches, picks me out to fight 1v1 because in one year, I'm already at a competition level.
    >Happy cause it raises the bar for competition.
    >MFW, not a homo. Only getting mires from dudes....
    >New Year 96kg, The work continues.

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