Mire thread

>Was always known as a skinny lanklet (6'5)
>Do a retarded dirty bulk up to 240lbs
>Haven't been out in a while whilst I cut (to 200lbs)
>Go bouldering with some friends
>Decide to wear a tank top (never worn one in public before)
>Take off hoodie
>Friends visibly shocked
>"Holy shit anon, so that's what you've been up to"
>Can hear them whispering about how good I look behind my back
>Feels good

Have you been mired recently /fit? Come, tell your story

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bouldering
    is this some kind of euphemism for gay sex?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao why would you even say something like this like tf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never been "bouldered" by friends ? 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      U my boulder holder now

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had my first gym mire the other day.
    >OHP'ing 1 plate.
    >Carly Rae jepsen in my ear.
    >Hear 'Woah!'
    >Finish set.
    >Black guy gives me a thumbs up with the most open mouthed chris rock smile.
    >Return thumbs up and continue listening to carly rae jepsen,
    It's not much and it wasn't a PR, but it's the first time it's ever happened to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      carly rae jepsen? is this like a podcast?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag go learn about classic music

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      run away with me gets me hyped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carly Rae Jepsen is my cousin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you in southern Florida? That might’ve been big Lenny

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been working forearms religiously for months
    >feel cursed with skinny wrists and forever small forearms
    >doing reverse curls at the end of an arm day
    >gym bro next to me miring, fists bumps me and says I got crazy forearms
    They still look small to me but felt good man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please anon how the fuck do I do reverse curls, I can't figure it out even with an ez bar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Use the cable machines with a straight bar to do them, no joke

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bench lmao1pl8 4x15
    >One of the gym regulars gives me a fistbump
    Felt good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >been working forearms religiously for months
      >feel cursed with skinny wrists and forever small forearms
      >doing reverse curls at the end of an arm day
      >gym bro next to me miring, fists bumps me and says I got crazy forearms
      They still look small to me but felt good man.

      Nice bros, I'm trying to grow my forearms too, what's your routine?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't particularly worry about forearms so I just do forearms curls at the end lf my amr routine.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pruning branches from a diseased fruit tree that overhangs the road next to my field
    >it's hot as shit even in the early evening at this time of the year, so I'm shirtless
    >get all sweaty and dirty cutting the branches with a pole saw and stuffing them into sacks to burn them later
    >halfway through, bunch of teenagers walk past on their way to a party at the next house along the road
    >girls mirin' hard, look away quickly when I notice them
    >boys refuse to look at me at all

    Felt fucking great, bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please PLEASE post body. I need to know what sort of physique I need to arouse such a reaction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bumping to see anons body, genuinely curious

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please PLEASE post body. I need to know what sort of physique I need to arouse such a reaction.

          >pruning branches from a diseased fruit tree that overhangs the road next to my field
          >it's hot as shit even in the early evening at this time of the year, so I'm shirtless
          >get all sweaty and dirty cutting the branches with a pole saw and stuffing them into sacks to burn them later
          >halfway through, bunch of teenagers walk past on their way to a party at the next house along the road
          >girls mirin' hard, look away quickly when I notice them
          >boys refuse to look at me at all

          Felt fucking great, bros

          Here’s what actually happened:
          >why is this guy shirtless?
          >oh, he’s cutting branches, can he not afford to pay someone to do that for him?
          >ew he looked at us. Let’s just get drunk at this party and suck off Chad together
          If anon actually posts bod he can prove otherwise.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your brain on /LULZ/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
        Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

        also you must be 18 to post here

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are turning to look at me
    today a 15-7 old girl watched me all the time I was doing my routine and it feels so fucking great
    happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pedo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >15 and 17 year old girls are children

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they are you dipshit. You are not an adult until you are at least 21 in my opinion because prior to that, you are too immature and gullible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me at Awakenings festival last Sunday
    >A few hours in having a good time with frends ><Hot af so decide to go shirtless
    >Rolling on X having a good time
    >Go to the toilet to pop another half pill
    >Walk back and decide to smoke a cig on my own on a nice bench which is on the side
    >Group of people walk towards me and asks me to take a picture of them
    >Picture taken
    >A 30-35 year old buffed guy from the group walks towards me and starts talking about how good my shape looks
    >"Do you do comps"?
    >Tell him I don't and give him my reasoning
    >Next question he asked "Are you on roids?"
    >Tell him I am natty
    >He starts telling me about how history in fitness and how he did compete back in the days
    >Conversation went on for another minute or so
    >Go back to friends and continue the partying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you natty tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, why would I even bother lying about it

        >Tell him I don’t and give him my reasoning
        I like how you do not feel compelled to include your reasoning. I also like how you didn’t include any of your feelings or emotions into this post even though you were on drugs. I can’t tell if this is just the natural way you type and recount events or if it was a choice to reveal as little personal information about yourself as possible

        Based. This is my natural way of typing I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell him I don’t and give him my reasoning
      I like how you do not feel compelled to include your reasoning. I also like how you didn’t include any of your feelings or emotions into this post even though you were on drugs. I can’t tell if this is just the natural way you type and recount events or if it was a choice to reveal as little personal information about yourself as possible

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >tell gf that I don't go to the gym but I plan on doing it some day
    >tell her that I do back exercises at home a couple of days a week to prevent back pain (I WFH)
    >gf gets mad at me (she is going through withdrawals)
    >she starts insulting my hobbies
    >she said that I have bigorexia
    I think that I made it guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      withdrawals from what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Benzos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being a whore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bbc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the bank

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rimming

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened recently actually and might be my first 'success,' feeling with a girl.
    >at new gym been going for a few weeks
    >notice an asian looking girl maybe a girl that tried competing at one time but stopped full on bimbo tits tho
    >due to no fap immediately want to split her wide open
    >notice she kinda looks my way but don't really think anything of it because of how she looks she probably already has a dude
    >fast forward a little and she's in the corner actually doing an exercise i've never seen and honestly looks interesting
    >walk up to her without me even thinking about it and ask her about the exercise
    >use the 'hey i like your shoes,' on her and unexpedtly get a super good reception to the question
    >she smiles real wide and says thanks immediately use this to segway into asking what she's working out on today then asking her about an exercise i saw her earlier
    >tell her she probably saw me looking at her and lie saying i was just learning how to do the exercise from her
    >'oh haha usually when I workout i just zone out and usually have a bitch face haha.'
    >oh haha nah you're too cute to have a bitch face haha
    >she immediately laughs and smiles wide again
    >actually asks for my name and introduces herself to me
    >say i'm gonna get back to my workout
    >'oh ok hey if you ever need help i'm here everyday.'
    >guess I need to come here more often haha
    >look her in the eyes, she looks in mine and we're just smiling at each other after I say that shit
    >always hear about 'the look,' and feel like I gave it to her without even thinking about it
    >before I can spill spaghetti I finally get up from the floor as she was sitting on a bench and I got on one knee and bee lined it to the locker rooms
    Honestly I guess it was a 'cold approach,' but now I don't know how to react to her the next time I see her. I'm thinking about just continuing to esclate till she says stop or no by getting a hug the next time we meet at the gym and saying we should work out together sometime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck was the exercise she was doing anon you stupid fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck was the exercise she was doing anon you stupid fuck

      Yea tell us you cocksucking dogfucking gay ass bitch ho weeny faced fuckhead. Pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck was the exercise she was doing anon you stupid fuck

      [...]
      Yea tell us you cocksucking dogfucking gay ass bitch ho weeny faced fuckhead. Pussy

      Tell us you yellow dipping queer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Yea tell us you cocksucking dogfucking gay ass bitch ho weeny faced fuckhead. Pussy

        what the fuck was the exercise she was doing anon you stupid fuck

        Happened recently actually and might be my first 'success,' feeling with a girl.
        >at new gym been going for a few weeks
        >notice an asian looking girl maybe a girl that tried competing at one time but stopped full on bimbo tits tho
        >due to no fap immediately want to split her wide open
        >notice she kinda looks my way but don't really think anything of it because of how she looks she probably already has a dude
        >fast forward a little and she's in the corner actually doing an exercise i've never seen and honestly looks interesting
        >walk up to her without me even thinking about it and ask her about the exercise
        >use the 'hey i like your shoes,' on her and unexpedtly get a super good reception to the question
        >she smiles real wide and says thanks immediately use this to segway into asking what she's working out on today then asking her about an exercise i saw her earlier
        >tell her she probably saw me looking at her and lie saying i was just learning how to do the exercise from her
        >'oh haha usually when I workout i just zone out and usually have a bitch face haha.'
        >oh haha nah you're too cute to have a bitch face haha
        >she immediately laughs and smiles wide again
        >actually asks for my name and introduces herself to me
        >say i'm gonna get back to my workout
        >'oh ok hey if you ever need help i'm here everyday.'
        >guess I need to come here more often haha
        >look her in the eyes, she looks in mine and we're just smiling at each other after I say that shit
        >always hear about 'the look,' and feel like I gave it to her without even thinking about it
        >before I can spill spaghetti I finally get up from the floor as she was sitting on a bench and I got on one knee and bee lined it to the locker rooms
        Honestly I guess it was a 'cold approach,' but now I don't know how to react to her the next time I see her. I'm thinking about just continuing to esclate till she says stop or no by getting a hug the next time we meet at the gym and saying we should work out together sometime.

        What exercise was she doing? Tell us. Tell us NOW, you autistic morongay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was doing this weird thing where you put a barbell on your shoulders and try to sit down

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Squats? Or like squats but you sit down in a chair?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Squats? Is that what they call it?
              There was no chair, it was like she was imagining a very low chair.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you never squatted? Tf

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, yeah, I mean my legs aren't biceps, are they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when I workout
      workout is a noun. you mean work out

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day soon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just ask for her number and meet her outside of the gym, its gonna be hard to escalate in that same environment over and over again, she'll think you are being a massive pussy

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Alpha Chad alpha male (high test, 12' penis)
    >sitting outside reading Kant on a park bench
    >group of 6 10/10 cheerleaders walk up to me and immediately start sucking my penis
    Yup, feels good to be an alpha male gamer Chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i believe you anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel to the new king of IST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me 23 years ago
    >6 years old
    >step dad tells me I'm special
    >tells me I'm handsome
    >tells me he can only trust me with a secret
    >tells me I look really cute with his cock in my mouth
    >tells me I'm so grown up
    >gives me hella pro wrestling action figures not to tell my mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gives me hella pro wrestling action figures not to tell my mom
      >Your dads face when mom goes to the shops and leaves you guys alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon. I hope you're doing alright now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a therapist for victims of childhood sexual abuse my heart goes out to you and I would personally peel the skin off his face like a cartelista if I could.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I got a more today. Homely looking chick and were in same section of the gym. The gym is small and has 4 sections which are basically rooms. She took her shirt off down to her sports bra while I was in there with her. As soon as this other creepy looking feller came in and she ran over and put it back on. It was very odd. She obviously put it on because he came into the room. But she was all about getting her shirt off when it was me and her. I’ll count it a half mire and move on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the creepy dude was getting her wet. she put her shirt back on to not look like a whore bc she thinks she has a chance with him.

      you were the safe and harmless boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was in jest btw, good mire

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the guy was good looking I would have thought that but creepy dude was pushing 50 bald and wearing a Rouge headband.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could tell you were gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you’re right. She probably saw me in the parking lot getting a blow job from your dad before I started my session that day.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a mire but i got invited to a good friend’s party. gave me diarrhea, sweating and panic attacks until i cancelled and instantly felt better. really pathetic but atleast i can lift tomorrow and not hurt my gains with alcohol.

    grandma told me i get bigger every time she sees me so that counts i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you need to face your fears if you ever want to overcome them. Just do it next time,and go early if its bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grandma told me i get bigger every time she sees me so that counts i guess

      grammy mires are the best

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me 5 years ago
    >2 weeks ago
    >At the gym with my friends (my brother)
    >See a really hot girl on the same side other side of the gym
    >Really hot girl
    >Go over and say hi how are you
    >Bench press
    >She is hot and she looks at my body as if to say that's hot
    >10/10 babe
    >Bench press
    >Long story short I got a boner
    >Go back home with friends
    >At the gym she is still watching me
    Not really a mire but felt good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meh/10 strokepost, step it up.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Had two job interviews lined up last week
    >Both of the guys interview me either mention the gym or say you're a big guy (4u) so you should have no problem doing labor.
    >Same morning of the first interview i go into subway and the guy behind the counter says you're looking big man and flexes a cep
    >I say thanks and flex back
    I need to find a job that lets me abuse an onsite gym though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wfh + home gym

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno if anyone mires, i don't look at people.
    if they stand right in front of me I blur my vision and imagine im in an empty field

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just broke through the 4 plate Deadlift, all of a sudden I have a random person every few workouts approach me to comment on it.

    Pretty good feels. They're always men. And girls don't even mire from afar. But still pretty neat.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: FULL GROWN MEN EXCITED A GIRL LOOKED AT THEM LOL!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZERO body posts in this thread, says it all really

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > permanent skelly (below 130 at 5'10)
    > wear tailored shirts at work, some of which I have been using for the past several years
    > started dirty bulking and combat sports after the birth of my son in order to be able to protect him (gained 30 pounds)
    > my shirts are now heaving from the strain of containing my mass, I can pop the top button by flexing my chest
    > get in elevator with longtime work colleague
    > "Have you been working out recently? You're looking strong"
    > "No, just playing with my son, lots of picking up and putting down!"

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex today bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is your butt okay?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be permavirgin
    >one day out on a stroll in a forest
    >see this weird root shining
    >take it out
    >looks delicious
    >eat it
    >wtf did i just do
    >feel hot all over body
    >feel explosions all over
    >eventually body calms down
    >feel energy in the air
    >try taking it it, become more powerfull
    >become a cultivator
    >outlift everyone
    >learn to fly
    >fight in the heavens
    >eventually become immortal
    >I look still like I did, no girl wants me
    >tfw am immortal virgin now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      吃根成仙

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meet friends at the lake
    >"yo anon has got some serious biceps"
    happiness 🙂

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, typical Newyorkfag
    >It's a rest day, but nice morning so take kettlebell and rings to the park
    >Bring along the wife; tall, slim, model, physique
    >She does yoga stretching whilst I workout
    >I ask if she wants to do some squats with the kb to get nice butt
    >"No anon thats not my thing"
    >Continues her stretching
    >For me; Hour of pull-ups, dips, swings, clean and press, rows,
    >Hot so shirt off now
    >Nice pump and dewy glaze of sweat
    >Walking home, kettlebell slung on shoulder - ceps, pecs, delts, are poppin'
    >Stop at bagel shop, they sell sliced watermelon and gotta have that hydration
    >Get to counter, tiny petite latina with big round juicy butt, nice plump lips
    >Wife standing behind me
    >Latina pushes glasses down to look me up and down
    >Biting_her_lip.gif
    >"That all you need papi?"
    >Wife turns red, storms out
    >Silent walk home
    >3 hours later
    >"Maybe you could show me some exercises anon?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet your wife is a 3.5/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do latinas really call strangers papi in public? i thought that was ddlg shit strictly for the bedroom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do latinas really call strangers papi in public? i thought that was ddlg shit strictly for the bedroom
        Not just latinas bro, some latinos do as well. it's really not that sexual. It's a context dependant word tbh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some Puerto Rican dude calls me it all the time, can confirm cultural difference although it’s weird at first

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some Puerto Rican dude calls me it all the time, can confirm cultural difference although it’s weird at first

          so, i apologize for the weeb analogy, would it be similar to calling a man otou-san (father, sir) in japanese?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty bizarre to watch a cop hold a Hispanic up for something you can buy on every street corner now (where im at, at least)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pretty bizarre to watch a cop hold a Hispanic up for something you can buy on every street corner now (where im at, at least)
            It's an episode of a show back when powleece weren't as hated by the NPCs, they did that for more ratings.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              from what i can see cops is still airing. what do they arrest for now, misgendering?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        teenagers will call you daddy in public just hunting for a reaction because they're shameless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing gets women hotter than jealousy.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went out drinking
    >meet this cute aussie and manage to get invited to her place
    >every step I take naked towards her makes her blushes and she covers her face while peeking trough her fingers
    >later tells me I'm too handsome, how I got this fit and asks me to keep seeing eachother

    I've never hooked up with a girl from a night out before, this was really a great achievement for me

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iv only ever been mired by dads and twinks. The dads always talk to me like I’m their long time friend from the past and I’m bound to spot a dad at least once a session. As for the twinks they comment on my shoes and shorts, there’s two specific culprits. Otherwise I get 0 female attention as far as I’m aware while I’m at the gym.

    Worst part is when I go out and I get hit on by guys when I’m with my chick. Fucking degenerates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst part is when I go out and I get hit on by guys when I’m with my chick.
      She's not good enough for you daddy.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, never happened to me, never gonna. I suposse im sticking to the shadows

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at festival waiting for my food
    >8/10 with huge ass and small waist goes by me and squeezes my bicep
    >I turn to her and she's doing the whole smiling, looking down, looking back at me
    >I keep waiting for my food and do nothing
    >A week later she finds my ig and dm's me saying she was sorry she didn't get to talk to me at the festival
    >we get talking, she's halfway across the world
    >Continue for 3 months talking almost everyday and calling 4 hours per day on the last week we spoke
    >She says she's gutted we can't date since we're so far away
    >I tell her I'm starting to develop feelings
    >She soft ghosts me
    >6 months later I post a story saying I'm going to that same festival
    >She tells me she's very glad I'm going too
    >We're both going to this thing and I dunno what to say when we finally meet in person since she ghosted me

    I miss her bros. I went on a casual Tinder fucking spree after she ghosted me and she's still in my head. What do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn up with a girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never worry about what you can’t change. She doesn’t want a guy she can’t have on demand, i mean who wouldn’t want their girl/guy out of reach. Don’t take it personally, just know your value and continue to live. Men are suppose to weather this shit and through the experience you’ll be able to live more completely once you put it behind you. If you do run into her I would just go for everything. Hand holding, Molly cuddling, make out with her. If you worried about how she would respond to any of what i suggested it’s over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, that was beautiful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are 2 viable options, the loser one and the winner one.
      Loser one: Go to the festival, use all your intimacy gained as a leverage to fuck her, return home and keep going as if she dosent exist.
      Winner one: Go to the festival, use all your intimacy gained as a leverage to fuck her, return home and remain in touch, visit her from time to time to fuck her again or organize vacations in a location in the middle between you two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A week later she finds my ig

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying some bullshit from walmart
    >cashier is a short possibly mixed Mexican lady in her 50s
    >she keeps calling me darling, honey, sweetie
    >brushes my hand and smiles as she hands me the receipt
    >"Have a good day sweet heart!"
    >My voice cracks as I say, "Fine thank you."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>My voice cracks as I say, "Fine thank you."
      IRL apuposting

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to bar with partner to shoot some pool
    >bouncer at the entrance calls me dolly, eyes me up
    >we go inside, start a game
    >feeling good...karaoke night is on
    >some dude is singing ''America, Fuck Yeah''
    >good vibes, everyone having a good time
    >some older couple maybe 45-50 asks us to 2v2
    >the woman starts chatting me up, real friendly, complimenting me, calling me cute, etc...I answer back in kind.
    >she was a chubby blonde with a really cute face, beautiful blue eyes, nice personality, looked really nice for her age, MILF status. Big promiscuous vibes.
    >the dude is a reserved, man of few words, built manlet who looks on gear, veins cold as ice but sort of like handsome, daddy and dom vibes.
    >lady gets real handsy with me, hugging, rubbing my hands, asks questions about my relationship with my boyfriend.
    >we end up winning both games because she buried both black balls, although we were close on getting smashes, the dude had mad skills, sunk two balls in one shot, bounced every which angle. She was good too, but made two fatal mistakes.
    >She asks me where we live, seems real interested in us. Don't piece it together quite yet.
    >When the second game is over, partner wants to bounce to the smoking section, and get some fresh air.
    >I go to part ways, exchange some nice words with her, she mentions her age, 46, I tell her she's twice as cheerful, warm and vibrant as girls half her age, etc...Hype her up, make her night.
    >She's over the moon. I can tell she needed that.
    >She tells my boyfriend that I'm a very loving person etc, she calls him lucky and then she says ''You must give some pretty good love''.
    >He is sort of chubby at the moment, gained weight due to an injury, so I think she meant he must have had some ''skills'' to catch me.
    Cont...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cont.
      >we later died of aids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for clearing it up, had a hard time understanding wtf faganon was talking about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I laugh and say ''yeah he's pretty good''. At this point still thinking she's talking about love in our relationship, because I am an autist low key.
      >We tell them we're here Friday nights, if they want to have another game of pool, this is our hangout.
      >as we leave, me and my partner start talking about them, how it was nice to meet them, and we had a good time with them.
      >I start to process our conversations, the behavior, and suddenly it hits me that the woman might have been hitting on us, and sort of testing the waters to see if we'd swing.
      >Looking back it all made sense, the way she hugged me, and rubbed my back, sort of like really handsy, and the way she talked me up with compliments, and sized up my own partner.
      >the only thing keeping me on the fence about it, being that the guy seemed withheld. I gave a few honest compliments when he pulled some tricks out of his sleeves during the games, and he didn't answer me. Just completely focused on his game.
      I don't know if he wasn't on board, or he was shy or something. I don't think he said a word to me, but he spoke to my partner, they arranged the games between them.

      Anyways, that was sort of like the highlight of my night. I'm wondering if we will see them next week. They were cool pool partners although I'd need to get to know them better to think of them as more. I asked my partner what he made of the comments and interactions. He told me he really liked the woman's friendliness, and sort of got the idea too that they might be swingers. We will see.
      I never considered it, and we did not really talk more about the idea. But maybe next week, it'll be brought up again. I'm not against it, seeing as I like women too, if only sexually. Also I would need to talk with the guy. Face value, he sort of attracted me, the physical was there for sure. But I got really no signal out of him...And god knows I was catching lights in the bar, lots of men checking me out...
      I don't know....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's tough to tell what goes on in the mind of cucks that let their wives hit on other men right in front of them. Best to just avoid the whole situation like you did.
        Also urafaget

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a grill

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tough to tell. The whole thing sounds pretty degenerate to me. I guess barflies thrive on this kind of weird shit though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah...It's the first time it's happened to us, I think. That I'm aware of. Which is the problem. In those sorts of environments, it's hard to decipher people's true intentions. The fact we were both women, which tend to be more affectionate to each other, also furthers the ambiguity. It was hard to tell, but then I think she was really driving the point across by the end of it.
              I don't like the idea of engaging in degenerate behavior, but to be quite frank, my partner hasn't been giving it to me lately, and by lately I mean months, and I have needs that I try to talk to him about regularly, we almost have the conversation of ''you need to touch me more'' weekly. Yet he does nothing to fix it. It's hard when you're getting eye-fucked by every other guy and they're moping and longing over you in broad daylight, and this cunt can't fucking lay me down and smash me...
              I guess that could push someone to their last devices. I think similarly, that couple might be in a dead bedroom situation. Only in my case, I'm hot and young and this shouldn't be happening to me.
              I love my guy and I will stay with him. But shit needs to get fixed. I can't keep rubbing one out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we were both women
                >try to talk to him regularly
                >I'm a grill
                >can't keep rubbing one out
                You're just avin a giggle now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know...he just feels really insecure about his sexual dysfunction. We only really went deep into it once. It was at night in bed, and I was trying to make something happen, rubbing against him etc...Trying to get him hard, caressing him through his pants. He sort of like ignored me for a while, so I stopped. I don't know, I just started crying silently on my side of the bed, just trying to go to sleep. At that point I think it had been like another five months, since like Christmas we haven't had sex.
                He heard me, and at that point I was done and I just tried to pry it out of him, why he didn't desire me, or want me. I let everything out the bag. So he told me he lost the spark when he got fatter, and since the accident etc...he's been depressed.
                I understood him but I tried also to get the point across that I needed that. Physical touch etc...I just told him ''just try and touch me more often''.
                He just hasn't actually committed. Tonight he did cup my ass with his hand whilst we were playing pool with the couple. It was weird and it made me wonder if he needed some sort of social element to it, to feel aroused or something. I haven't quite yet understood why in that moment, he did it, but not in other circumstances.
                That's sort of why I was reflecting on the experience we had tonight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what is wrong with you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't like the idea of engaging in degenerate behavior

                the irony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are a few problem with the post:
        1. Where is the mire?
        2. Even if there is a mire, girl mires don't count.
        3. You are a whore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek...
          1. I guess if we're going to discuss technicality, I'd say that a mire constitutes being complimented, fondled up affectionately by someone clearly sexually interested in you, in some way. But if you want me to be honest. I live almost 90% of my social life in the limelight, in the essence of the mire. Because I am both a girl, pretty and in shape.
          2. I think in the case where a sexual relationship might be involved, a girl on girl mire can count, seeing as it can lead to physical development. Platonically, no. But in a sexually explicit context, such as actively flirting, I think it constitutes a mire.
          3. I'm the most faithful person you might ever meet. Never cheated on any of my partners. Only had two. Still with the second. Five years together. He hasn't fucked me in six months. I'm still faithful, and clean as a whistle. You haven't the slightest clue the kinds of temptation I deal with on a daily basis. If anything I'm a saint.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1. Well yes there are some mire elements in your greentext but they aren't the focus of the story, you just want advice on this swinger degenerate stuff. About being a girl see point 2.
            2. Girl mires don't count because even if you are a turbo-fattie-ugly-disabled-retarded-single mother-roastie you will always find a horny dude giving you compliments just to fuck you.
            3. Even if you never acted on it, the fact that you are considering swinging means that you are one of the nastiest whores on this planet but you lack the courage to go trough with it. If your man doesn't put out just leave him.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              1.I'm not asking for advice. I was just sharing the story.
              2. Except the mire came from another woman, and it was a mire of the sexual kind. Not a motherly, not a sisterly mire. A ''I'm interested in you sexually'' mire. So it counts, in this particular instance.
              3. I love him. I don't want to leave him. It would ruin his life. I think he would legit quit his job, lose his will to live, might even an hero. He's already hanging by a thread. I stuck with him through 2 years of post-surgery rehabilitation, disability, recovery, weight gain, joblessness. He's also borderline autist like me but we're high functioning, sort of like Tyler Durden and Marla. We got a good thing going. His life is looking up right now. I'm not doing that to him. He got a new job, he's feeling more accomplished etc. But the years are going by, and I'd like to enjoy myself a little too. The only thing missing is sex.
              In the end, I don't care what you think of me. If you walked in my shoes, you would know what kind of daily, continuous temptations I get, walking through a sea of lustful eyes, and men legit deep staring at me, following me around, with my partner right there beside me. He's oblivious and he's blind to desire. Otherwise he would see it, he'd feel offended by it. I'm just unloading my pent up frustrations, and this story sort of catalyzed it, the event of tonight sort of made me think of how other people cope. Some swing. I don't think I could do it. But it made me think. People actually try to stay together, and find solutions so everyone has their needs met. I found that courageous.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1. You are a sharing this and asking for advice about your fatty bf, you did it even in this answer.
                2. Yes a horny person just wants to fuck you because you are a girl, you could have gotten this "mire" even if you were a fatty.
                3. See pic rel + the mire greentext was just an excuse for you to do this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1. Where are the questions? Where is the request for advice? I see someone re-telling a notable event of the night. Exploring what it meant.
                2.If we choose to define a ''mire'' value as an indicator of making it, then I don't think 50% of women of reproductive age right now are making it. The reason I get mire is because I look good, I work hard to stay fit, I watch what I eat. I also make efforts to be feminine. I don't think the fatties who go to the bar dressed in their pyjamas are making it, or getting a tenth of the positive feedback I get. You may want to devaluate the work I put in to stay good looking, in shape. But in the end, to me it's making it, even if by virtue of being a woman, it might mean less than a man making it. Wait until you are in a long term relationship with a woman, and see her letting herself go. Then maybe you will start to appreciate the work I put in, and see my mires as a proof of my hard work, and not just ''existing''.
                I wasn't born like this, I was made.
                3. I'm not looking for excuses. Do what exactly? Talk about my relationship. I think it's pretty appropriate when you were approached by swingers. It's sort of a shared expectation that my partner would be involved in my considerations too. So yes I discussed our sex life. So what?
                There's nothing you can pin down on me that I did wrong, you're just being bitter and defensive about me expressing these ideas on here. Maybe you're the one looking for excuses to write me off, and burn me at the stake. You'd have Joan of Arc trialed as a witch. I sincerely hope you grow to love and lose your desire for someone you once loved. So you know how it feels when someone else lets themselves go, but you hold your end of the deal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Question: do you feel attracted (truly) to your man yet?
                (Not the same Anon here)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yet
                Still*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. I wanted to mention it. I still see him as the strong, capable man he is. I try my best to support him. I got him to sign up to the gym again, we go together. I give him kisses when he benches, as I spot him. I jump with joy when he hits a new PR on the Hex Bar deadlift. This is a man that had reconstructive shoulder surgery a year ago, lost 80% of his mobility in one arm.
                I still look at him with the same loving eyes. I caress him, I compliment him on his performance at work, I acknowledge all his good deeds. He is a genuinely good partner, a good person which I admire. I try to provide solutions to our problem. I tried different things, wearing stockings like he likes, I tried more suggestive clothing, I place myself in suggestive poses, I sit on his lap constantly...
                I just love him. If only we had sex, good sex. Then we would genuinely have something more than perfect. I want to believe his words that he's going to get out of this mental groove. I genuinely want to believe him, even if it means I'm deluded.
                But on the other side, I'm battling with a constant influx of temptations. It's hard for me not to wish that he showed more physical desire, like the other men do.
                But to go back on topic. He gained something like 30kgs. It's not much. To be fair he is tall, and well built, but it's more so the psychological battle for him. I still want him, I initiate. He told me the problem is with him, he has insecurities about his bodies. I just wish he would commit to changing his behavior. Sometimes I have to beg him to go to the gym. And he doesn't want to track his food. I've been cooking his meals a lot, but he eats when he's at work. I can't blame him, he's still stressed out. The accident was something that took out a part of him. But he's such a good lover, in other ways. He truly loves me, I know it. Cares and provides for me. I wish I had his hands, not just his heart. Is all...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This 100% not a woman and a made up situation to bait people on an autistic stone lifting forum. Don't fall for it lads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If this was written by a dude he should be a writer, the details he/she focuses on are so woman like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This 100% not a woman and a made up situation to bait people on an autistic stone lifting forum. Don't fall for it lads
                I was thinking that, too.
                No way a woman in 2022 would've remained faithful in such a scenario. Most women would've left him the moment he got the accident and became "useless"; the few "good women" would've put up with it for a short while, and then would be cheating while getting patted in the back by everyone.

                This is propaganda.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Picture if you will a woman that's been on IST since she was 17. That met her current partner through IST too, via a linked chatroom.
                A pair of dysfunctional autists that found solace and stability with each other. I moved across the world to be with him. Not knowing if it'd work out IRL. I also know of 3 other couples made thanks to IST who met on the same chatroom, which operated from 2011 to 2017, roughly. We've been together six years, five IRL.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh by the way...I also know a few /biz NEETs who were discussing bitcoin mining rigs in chat circa 2010-2011. These retards lived on neetbux, would livestream themselves going to buy packs of cigs at the gas station, we would have drunken rants, hardchat each other, it was so much fun.
                Fuck these retards who got into bitcoin are probably billionaires now. I was only 18 when they talked to me about it, and didn't have a bank account. Lived in a controlling family environment.
                Unironically moving with this guy I met on that chatroom, a fellow autist, saved my life. I was gonna kms. That's why I'm so loyal to him.
                You wouldn't understand unless you lived it. All those experiences. Sure I'm a girl. It doesn't mean I didn't get it. Early on in life. I've just always been drawn to the chaotic kek energies, and found this place real early on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you've been here for that long then you know the rule, timestamp if you want to be believed, otherwise blow it out your ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frankly, it doesn't sound too unbelieveable.
                Unlikely maybe, but if true it would explain the rare, genuine love.

                Or maybe this is just my wishful thinking wanting to believe such a thing could be true in 2022. Anyway, best of luck. And I believe the guy will overcome his issues and once again be the man he once was.
                It's all in his head, he just needs to keep pushing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not unbelievable at all. If you take one step to the side and go on chatroom websites like tinychat or ezcapechat and lurk for a little bit, you will see that the regulars there know each other, and some meet IRL, couples are made.
                One day someone posted a link to a chatroom in a thread on /fa of all places. I went, and I started hanging out. Lurking, because I'd get ignored at first. There was already some oldfags, some history. Then you post a couple good bits of banter, you start getting recognition, you build friendships, you get accepted, you welcome new people in. Then we merged sort of with another chatroom who was from /fit. They visited us, would troll us a little bit. I started hanging out in both. The /fit room had more chaotic energy, there was some mad lads in there. We had so much fun just shooting the shit. Logging on, playing music, drinking, smoking, talking shit, arguing, doing silly things on cam, taking everyone on a livestream journey outside etc...It was great.
                One day I stopped going. I had too much shit going on IRL. But I came back to it years later, and there were some new faces. And there he was. We just clicked. I waited a while because no money, etc. In retrospect I'd just wished he bought me a ticket sooner. But eventually, I got on a plane. And we've been together since.
                There were at least three other couples. Two US-Australia ones, with both genders of each. And an Argentinian-Australian couples. And heaps of the American and Canadian chatters were meeting up and hooking up IRL. There was a lot of drama you could decipher in certain groups.
                It was just different back then. We actually hung out, bridged the anon/IRL gap easier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you need to talk to your partner. 6 months is way too fucking long to not have sex. Let him know how important it is. Sometimes you need to be less passive and just tell him exactly what you need from him. My girlfriend was very passive for years about what she wanted, and I’m kinda autistic so I never really noticed. Now she’s a lot more open and if she wants something she just outright tells me. I’m a much better boyfriend now and she’s a lot happier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for your advice, anon. I appreciate you sharing your insight, and past experience. I do try to vocalize my needs when I do feel them. It's hard for me to sort of remove the sense of spontaneity I'd crave in passion. To have to ''demand'' it, so to speak. But I do, nonetheless, however clumsily I do it.
                I've never really fancied myself a dominant woman, but lately I've been thinking of taking control. I asked him multiple times if I could ''do the work'', but he felt uncomfortable with it.
                I think really at the core of the issue, we need to address his insecurities. We've been working on it, going to the gym, I try and cook him healthy meals etc. There are some setbacks. I really believe that he can come out of this, healthy. IT might take him a few years. Time and patience.
                I just feel tortured going through this dry spell. It drives me crazy sometimes. It's hard to think I could be in this predicament. It's often men who find their physical desires unreciprocated.
                I suppose it all stemmed from his injury. I wish I had been more vigilant and prevented him from gaining weight. I just couldn't be too harsh towards him then. I cut him a lot of slack through that year of rehab, etc...
                I am looking for solutions, but the more I think about it. The more I realize that only time will heal this. I'd just wished I got to enjoy these times of our life with a little bit more of affection, while we're still young.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the swing thing can sound nice and give you orgasms, but at the same time stands a huge chance of fucking up your relationship for good.
                Cheating even more so.
                So it's a matter of choice, really.
                >Cum on another man's dick (regardless of method)
                >Feels good, great
                >Relationship likely ruined
                VS
                >Resist dryspell
                >Frustration builds up
                >May or may not come around the issue
                >If yes, relationship is saved, gets to cum on partner's dick a lot, to compensate for the dryspell
                >If no, time was wasted

                You seem like a woman who is capable of holding youself accountable for your own choices. Therefore, chose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. I won't cheat. I'd break up before I cheat.
                I want to stay with him. You are right with being held accountable for your choices, especially when the consequences could be dire.
                I don't want to swing. I am certain it will jeopardize our relationship.

                I think I will have another desperate hail mary attempt at taking what's mine, rightfully. I don't want to impose or force him to do anything he doesn't want to. But he will have to actively resist me or stop me. Otherwise I will just go for it, like

                You need to tell him what to do and be firm about it. Don’t waste your time and youth because you’ll just look back at it with regret and end up hating him for it. If he’s an actual autist you aren’t going to have anything spontaneous. Autistic people are all about rigid schedules and behavioral patterns. Being insecure is one thing, but not being able to let your woman ride you due to “insecurity” has its roots in more serious problems. You’ve probably been too nice about it. Tell him that the lack of sex is a huge problem, and that if it isn’t addressed it will cause serious problems for you two in the future. Next time you get in the mood just don’t ask and go for the knob slob. Take it from me. Been with gf for almost 10 years. There was a three year period we wasted with non stop fighting, and mental abuse on both sides due to some serious trauma we were both going through at the time. I hadn’t even realized how bad it had gotten because she was always a pushover. It took her sitting me down and being stern with me to make me realize if I didn’t get my shit together I’d lose the person I love the most in life. Just seeing her go from pussy pushover to strong and knowing what she wanted made me respect her a lot more and realize that a lot of our problems stemmed from me.

                said.

                You need to tell him what to do and be firm about it. Don’t waste your time and youth because you’ll just look back at it with regret and end up hating him for it. If he’s an actual autist you aren’t going to have anything spontaneous. Autistic people are all about rigid schedules and behavioral patterns. Being insecure is one thing, but not being able to let your woman ride you due to “insecurity” has its roots in more serious problems. You’ve probably been too nice about it. Tell him that the lack of sex is a huge problem, and that if it isn’t addressed it will cause serious problems for you two in the future. Next time you get in the mood just don’t ask and go for the knob slob. Take it from me. Been with gf for almost 10 years. There was a three year period we wasted with non stop fighting, and mental abuse on both sides due to some serious trauma we were both going through at the time. I hadn’t even realized how bad it had gotten because she was always a pushover. It took her sitting me down and being stern with me to make me realize if I didn’t get my shit together I’d lose the person I love the most in life. Just seeing her go from pussy pushover to strong and knowing what she wanted made me respect her a lot more and realize that a lot of our problems stemmed from me.

                Just want to add that we are much better off now. We’re getting married in a year and she shows me 10x as much love now then before. She thanks me at least once a week for changing and tells me she’s never been so happy. Now all she does is shower me with love while looking at YouTube videos for ideas on meals to make me for my weight lifting. She’s already thinking about baby names and we’re looking at some houses. Realize you will never get what you want without fighting for it.

                Thank you. Your story is very motivating for me, and a white pill. I could see us coming out on the other side, happy and both fulfilled. I can picture us so well. I am going to give it my all. Come what may. I'm afraid of pushing too hard. But I will try again, and again...Until I truly can no longer bear it. I am quite patient, you've heard of the time frames I am talking about. But I think in this case it was virtue to a fault. Fortune favors the brave hopefully so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not even cheating if your boyfriend is too beta to dick you down regularly. You think in the stone ages women put up with that shit? You shacked up with the biggest strongest rapist who protected you and kept your belly full of his seed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just be rapey about it. If he tries to force you off him when you’re tryna suck dick that is some serious faggy energy. Tell him You need him to be a man and make things interesting again. Make him aware that his active decision not to participate will eventually lead to you two parting ways. If he keeps up the faggy attitude then he’s made the conscious decision that his insecurities mean more to him than keeping you. At that point you’re more than justified to leave because he isn’t making you an active priority. Whether he changes or makes you leave either way you’ll be better for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to tell him what to do and be firm about it. Don’t waste your time and youth because you’ll just look back at it with regret and end up hating him for it. If he’s an actual autist you aren’t going to have anything spontaneous. Autistic people are all about rigid schedules and behavioral patterns. Being insecure is one thing, but not being able to let your woman ride you due to “insecurity” has its roots in more serious problems. You’ve probably been too nice about it. Tell him that the lack of sex is a huge problem, and that if it isn’t addressed it will cause serious problems for you two in the future. Next time you get in the mood just don’t ask and go for the knob slob. Take it from me. Been with gf for almost 10 years. There was a three year period we wasted with non stop fighting, and mental abuse on both sides due to some serious trauma we were both going through at the time. I hadn’t even realized how bad it had gotten because she was always a pushover. It took her sitting me down and being stern with me to make me realize if I didn’t get my shit together I’d lose the person I love the most in life. Just seeing her go from pussy pushover to strong and knowing what she wanted made me respect her a lot more and realize that a lot of our problems stemmed from me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just want to add that we are much better off now. We’re getting married in a year and she shows me 10x as much love now then before. She thanks me at least once a week for changing and tells me she’s never been so happy. Now all she does is shower me with love while looking at YouTube videos for ideas on meals to make me for my weight lifting. She’s already thinking about baby names and we’re looking at some houses. Realize you will never get what you want without fighting for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look at all that text did I rustle your jimmies?

                1. Oh yes you shared all your embarassing details just for the sake of it right. And when someone gave you advice you wrote miles of text just because you just don't care at all.
                2. Learn board culture and how life works, girl mires don't count.
                3. If you just wanted to share a mire you wouldn't have gone deep into your sob story, you would have stopped at the greentext.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1.How is responding to people by sharing how their words resonate with you, and going further into the specific points they brought up ''not caring at all''.
                To you, this is embarrassing. To me, it's an actual problem that I have to face, and I address if only to be able to formulate it, how it affects my life.
                2. I've been here 12 years, thanks very much.
                I'm probably one of the most veteran femanons you will ever meet talk with on here. Found the chan in 2009.
                3. It's called ''conversation''. Some anons made further mentions of swinging, pent up sexual frustrations and I just mentioned that I actually could understand what compels people to do it. I went into my own current sex life issues, and explained how the event made me realize just how far people will go to find a resolution to their problems.
                The couple we met seemed happy, loving of each other. They seemed established. I don't think they were out of love at all. I just think they lusted for more. Regardless, I'm glad I shared.
                You quite probably lack the life experience to understand just how real and raw people can be, when they actually want to solve things. If you think me discussing it on an anonymous forum with stranger is ''taking it too far'', then boy, you should see the kind of stuff that people get into, to exercise their desires.

                This 100% not a woman and a made up situation to bait people on an autistic stone lifting forum. Don't fall for it lads

                I wish it wasn't true, as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1.
                >How is responding to people by sharing how their words resonate with you, and going further into the specific points they brought up ''not caring at all''.
                The ironic tone really flew over your head.
                >To you, this is embarrassing. To me, it's an actual problem that I have to face, and I address if only to be able to formulate it, how it affects my life.
                See so you actually care about the advice you might receive, this is the closest you will ever come to admitting your true motivation for posting that greentext.
                2. 12 years here and yet you still don't understand this simple principle of life. There are journeymen that have 20 years long careers that get BTFO by young boxers with just a few years of experience, it doesn't matter how long you have been doing something if you are dumb.
                3. You posted a bait and when others anon wrote a single line message you replied with your miles of cope because that's all you care to talk about, not the actual mire.
                >You quite probably lack the life experience to understand just how real and raw people can be, when they actually want to solve things. If you think me discussing it on an anonymous forum with stranger is ''taking it too far'', then boy, you should see the kind of stuff that people get into, to exercise their desires.
                This basically proves it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this point I don't think you want to have an actual honest conversation. I think you just want to fight it out. I'm not here to box. Or posture up and subjugate another poster into thinking I know better than them their own intentions.
                You are the one clearly tilted by my writings. Who care if a single word someone else says conjures up some deep line of thought inside me? A few words can have a lot of depth. You don't give credit to other posters. I actually took the time to consider what they said, how they approached the event.
                Finally, I will say this. I am not interested in besting anyone here. I did not come here to seek you out personally, I don't consider your advice you seem desperately intent on flinging actually to have any basis or root in reality, and frankly I think it's shit. If you're only word of advice, which clearly is unwarranted, I could care less about what you suggest, seeing as you come across completely wrong, and misguided about the whole thing, is for me to ''shut up'' and ''stop baiting'' or ''being embarrassing''...Then all I can say for you is, sure you think that me being grown up does not grant me an edge, but you not being able to reach out and actually touch somebody, shows me I actually have a much deeper range of perception in life than you do. You think your little boxing allegory provides you with some kind of stature. You emasculate your own self. It's crazy to think you're even debating some random anon writing up their story, and talking about it. What should we all do? Shut up and stop posting.
                You want control over me. It's fine. But if there's somebody who needs adjusting to the way this place works, it's you. On here, anything goes. We fight dirty. And above all, we value freedom of expression. I'm not going to censor myself just because you can't bear to read me.
                Tab out or tap out, gay. tldr me all you want.
                I could go on all day. I got gas and I don't spend it on you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At this point I don't think you want to have an actual honest conversation.
                You really realized it just now? Lmao you are slow.
                >You are the one clearly tilted by my writings.
                No, I skimmed trough them because I don't really care.
                >If you're only word of advice, which clearly is unwarranted, I could care less about what you suggest, seeing as you come across completely wrong, and misguided about the whole thing, is for me to ''shut up'' and ''stop baiting'' or ''being embarrassing''
                I didn't give you any advice dummy.
                >Then all I can say for you is, sure you think that me being grown up does not grant me an edge, but you not being able to reach out and actually touch somebody, shows me I actually have a much deeper range of perception in life than you do.
                "Care or else you are a meanie". Look how self important you are, I don't owe you anything. I went deep with other anons in the years that needed help and I think I touched them, I just don't care about you and I don't have to care, deal with it. You seem to have a lot of self important issue with all the "I shine I am the center of attentiont etc." stuff.
                >You think your little boxing allegory provides you with some kind of stature.
                Not really, it was just something to help explain what I had to say.
                >It's crazy to think you're even debating some random anon writing up their story, and talking about it.
                Ma'am do you have any idea where the hell you are?
                >On here, anything goes. We fight dirty. And above all, we value freedom of expression. I'm not going to censor myself just because you can't bear to read me.
                This is hilarious. The boxing analogy was spot on, you really don't know how to deal with this kind of situation after 13 years on this stupid website.
                >tldr me all you want.
                I wanted to but then I read this and I had to read everything lol.

                Anything else?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >admitting you were the one baiting for a fight
                >admitting you're not invested in having a conversation
                >denying the several attempts you made to ''advise'' me to shut up, or grow up, or watch out for what I say, or to stop posting, or to stop baiting, or to stop ''embarassing'' my man
                >in the same breath, claiming you are actually a deeply caring person who likes to provide advice to other anons.
                I didn't ask you to care. I told you to stop caring whether I post or not, or what I post, if you don't want to discuss the actual subject itself. Instead you want to meta and discuss state of beings, instead of actions. See how you focus on the fact I ''am'' a woman, or that I ''am'' self centred. I came here to talk facts, retard. What happened. You have less test than me, that's for sure. You really don't get it.
                >proceeds to claim I'm the one acting out of pocket for this environment when it comes to oversharing anonymously. Oh anon, I know truly well where the fuck I am.
                >then he tells me that I am the one handling it the wrong way, the dude who has an anal prolapse over a femanon posting a mire story...
                Way to act cool dude...You really handled that one well.

                Listen bruv...It's come to the point where I feel like I gotta act like a bro to you to talk some sense into you. Congratulations, you've made it to the emasculated retard category. You can't handle feminine energy. At all. You're the kind of guy a woman needs to ''dress down'' for. You just can't handle it. It's fine.

                I'm telling you, you got it twisted. Consider this. On one hand, there's a poster sharing stories, making conversation, effort posting. Who happens to be female. On the other, there's a dishonest retard who was looking for a cheap win, a few (you)s and ended up having to make less sense than a woman in order to win. Did you win? Are you happy? Come on everybody let's clap for him.
                I entertain your responses and egg you on because now I'm curious as to what's YOUR problem???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >admitting you were the one baiting for a fight
                Yes
                >admitting you're not invested in having a conversation
                Yes
                >denying the several attempts you made to ''advise'' me to shut up, or grow up, or watch out for what I say, or to stop posting, or to stop baiting, or to stop ''embarassing'' my man
                See how you put "advise" in quotation marks, you realized I didn't give you any advice. Also I never said to grow up, to shut up, to watch out what you say or to stop embarassing your man. This is your own headcanon and I dare you to prove otherwise. What I did was to critique your greentext and question your intentions behind it, that's it. The only half assed advice I gave you was to leave your man.
                >in the same breath, claiming you are actually a deeply caring person who likes to provide advice to other anons.
                I am not a deeply caring person, but yes I give advice to anons and femanons if I care for some reason.
                >I didn't ask you to care. I told you to stop caring whether [...]
                You accused me to be not caring in general because I don't care about you, tell me if that isn't being a self centered person. If you want to discuss test, why don't you try to inject some into your limp dicked "man"? I 100% test mog him lol.
                >proceeds to claim I'm the one acting out of pocket for this environment when it comes to oversharing [...].
                I didn't say you can't overshare, but also I am not spoon feeding you what I meant because I don't care for you. You are legit dumb.
                >then he tells me that I am the one handling it the wrong way, the dude who has an anal prolapse over a femanon posting a mire story...
                What anal prolapse? You are the one acting like a hurt cunt (because you are lol) I'm just enjoying the experience.
                >Listen bruv...It's come to the point where I feel like I gotta [...].
                Cringe, plus I don't care. Plus stop it with the emusculation stuff, you literally go to sleep every night with a sissy that can't even get it up for you lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                real cute anon...you sure showed me. Look how the mask falls...
                You sure showed your true intentions and colors.
                Tell me, essentially why is my problem different from the rest, you surely address with such compassion, on other occasions?

                You want to know what's truly cringe.
                The fact that I am expected to behave or think this way as a woman, is normal. The fact that you, as a man, don't understand that it is expected of me that I would as well defend my rationale, and for you to still keep seeking conflict, and attempt to ridicule me, is simply sad.
                You came off so insulting, so judgmental. It's insane how you can claim to be a compassionate, advice giver otherwise. What compelled you to draw your gun on me? Because even in my first text, before I'd gathered that you were actively trying to bait me, I truly gave you the benefit of the doubt, that you misunderstood my motives. You say you ''questioned'' them. All you did was impute your own as mine, and insult me in the same breaths. Just go back and read yourself.
                Thankfully you did admit your own true intentions eventually.

                See the difference between us anon, is that it's expected of me, as a woman, to be somewhat oblivious and easily taken by blind aggression.
                But for this to come out of you, supposedly a masculine man. Your behavior is sad, honestly.

                It's funny how you finally end up actually addressing my problem in the end. In what a compassionate way. If you go and read the actual responses I gave to invested posters, regarding my sex life issues, you will see that I actually have been more than generous and honest in talking about it, and my partner. I love him.
                I think you insulting him, as a man, is injurious. And disgracious of you. If only in solidarity of your fellow man. Perhaps I respect men more than you yourself do.

                Too bad, that now you've caught on, you proceed to properly turn me off with your disgusting behavior and insults towards my partner. He still turns me on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have to go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >admitting you were the one baiting for a fight
                Yes
                >admitting you're not invested in having a conversation
                Yes
                >denying the several attempts you made to ''advise'' me to shut up, or grow up, or watch out for what I say, or to stop posting, or to stop baiting, or to stop ''embarassing'' my man
                See how you put "advise" in quotation marks, you realized I didn't give you any advice. Also I never said to grow up, to shut up, to watch out what you say or to stop embarassing your man. This is your own headcanon and I dare you to prove otherwise. What I did was to critique your greentext and question your intentions behind it, that's it. The only half assed advice I gave you was to leave your man.
                >in the same breath, claiming you are actually a deeply caring person who likes to provide advice to other anons.
                I am not a deeply caring person, but yes I give advice to anons and femanons if I care for some reason.
                >I didn't ask you to care. I told you to stop caring whether [...]
                You accused me to be not caring in general because I don't care about you, tell me if that isn't being a self centered person. If you want to discuss test, why don't you try to inject some into your limp dicked "man"? I 100% test mog him lol.
                >proceeds to claim I'm the one acting out of pocket for this environment when it comes to oversharing [...].
                I didn't say you can't overshare, but also I am not spoon feeding you what I meant because I don't care for you. You are legit dumb.
                >then he tells me that I am the one handling it the wrong way, the dude who has an anal prolapse over a femanon posting a mire story...
                What anal prolapse? You are the one acting like a hurt cunt (because you are lol) I'm just enjoying the experience.
                >Listen bruv...It's come to the point where I feel like I gotta [...].
                Cringe, plus I don't care. Plus stop it with the emusculation stuff, you literally go to sleep every night with a sissy that can't even get it up for you lol

                >admitting you were the one baiting for a fight
                >admitting you're not invested in having a conversation
                >denying the several attempts you made to ''advise'' me to shut up, or grow up, or watch out for what I say, or to stop posting, or to stop baiting, or to stop ''embarassing'' my man
                >in the same breath, claiming you are actually a deeply caring person who likes to provide advice to other anons.
                I didn't ask you to care. I told you to stop caring whether I post or not, or what I post, if you don't want to discuss the actual subject itself. Instead you want to meta and discuss state of beings, instead of actions. See how you focus on the fact I ''am'' a woman, or that I ''am'' self centred. I came here to talk facts, retard. What happened. You have less test than me, that's for sure. You really don't get it.
                >proceeds to claim I'm the one acting out of pocket for this environment when it comes to oversharing anonymously. Oh anon, I know truly well where the fuck I am.
                >then he tells me that I am the one handling it the wrong way, the dude who has an anal prolapse over a femanon posting a mire story...
                Way to act cool dude...You really handled that one well.

                Listen bruv...It's come to the point where I feel like I gotta act like a bro to you to talk some sense into you. Congratulations, you've made it to the emasculated retard category. You can't handle feminine energy. At all. You're the kind of guy a woman needs to ''dress down'' for. You just can't handle it. It's fine.

                I'm telling you, you got it twisted. Consider this. On one hand, there's a poster sharing stories, making conversation, effort posting. Who happens to be female. On the other, there's a dishonest retard who was looking for a cheap win, a few (you)s and ended up having to make less sense than a woman in order to win. Did you win? Are you happy? Come on everybody let's clap for him.
                I entertain your responses and egg you on because now I'm curious as to what's YOUR problem???

                >At this point I don't think you want to have an actual honest conversation.
                You really realized it just now? Lmao you are slow.
                >You are the one clearly tilted by my writings.
                No, I skimmed trough them because I don't really care.
                >If you're only word of advice, which clearly is unwarranted, I could care less about what you suggest, seeing as you come across completely wrong, and misguided about the whole thing, is for me to ''shut up'' and ''stop baiting'' or ''being embarrassing''
                I didn't give you any advice dummy.
                >Then all I can say for you is, sure you think that me being grown up does not grant me an edge, but you not being able to reach out and actually touch somebody, shows me I actually have a much deeper range of perception in life than you do.
                "Care or else you are a meanie". Look how self important you are, I don't owe you anything. I went deep with other anons in the years that needed help and I think I touched them, I just don't care about you and I don't have to care, deal with it. You seem to have a lot of self important issue with all the "I shine I am the center of attentiont etc." stuff.
                >You think your little boxing allegory provides you with some kind of stature.
                Not really, it was just something to help explain what I had to say.
                >It's crazy to think you're even debating some random anon writing up their story, and talking about it.
                Ma'am do you have any idea where the hell you are?
                >On here, anything goes. We fight dirty. And above all, we value freedom of expression. I'm not going to censor myself just because you can't bear to read me.
                This is hilarious. The boxing analogy was spot on, you really don't know how to deal with this kind of situation after 13 years on this stupid website.
                >tldr me all you want.
                I wanted to but then I read this and I had to read everything lol.

                Anything else?

                At this point I don't think you want to have an actual honest conversation. I think you just want to fight it out. I'm not here to box. Or posture up and subjugate another poster into thinking I know better than them their own intentions.
                You are the one clearly tilted by my writings. Who care if a single word someone else says conjures up some deep line of thought inside me? A few words can have a lot of depth. You don't give credit to other posters. I actually took the time to consider what they said, how they approached the event.
                Finally, I will say this. I am not interested in besting anyone here. I did not come here to seek you out personally, I don't consider your advice you seem desperately intent on flinging actually to have any basis or root in reality, and frankly I think it's shit. If you're only word of advice, which clearly is unwarranted, I could care less about what you suggest, seeing as you come across completely wrong, and misguided about the whole thing, is for me to ''shut up'' and ''stop baiting'' or ''being embarrassing''...Then all I can say for you is, sure you think that me being grown up does not grant me an edge, but you not being able to reach out and actually touch somebody, shows me I actually have a much deeper range of perception in life than you do. You think your little boxing allegory provides you with some kind of stature. You emasculate your own self. It's crazy to think you're even debating some random anon writing up their story, and talking about it. What should we all do? Shut up and stop posting.
                You want control over me. It's fine. But if there's somebody who needs adjusting to the way this place works, it's you. On here, anything goes. We fight dirty. And above all, we value freedom of expression. I'm not going to censor myself just because you can't bear to read me.
                Tab out or tap out, gay. tldr me all you want.
                I could go on all day. I got gas and I don't spend it on you.

                Can we please have a chill /mire/ thread
                These are supposed to be motivating to read but you guys keep crying like kids. Its IST, noone cares. Dropdown arrow menu - hide post
                Then move on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shhh anon don't ruin the fun for me, she doesn't know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact that I am expected to behave or think this way as a woman
                You don't understand anything about life

                >the rest
                I poke you with a jab after you were the one that started with the masculinity stuff and instead of rolling with it you write all that cope. This is embarassaing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Woman you have written over 5000 words, literally, arguing with an obvious retard that's baiting you. You clearly need to have SEX asap. What kind of a sissy doesn't fuck his allegedly "hot" woman at least ONCE in 6 fucking months? Roophy and viagra that moron or leave him, you don't have a choice.
                If i were in front of you I would dick you down into an orgasmic coma in front of your husband, MEDBVLL style then dip. Hopefully that would enrage him enough to gain his libido back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                go to bed graham. you're drunk.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get yer boy on TRT, sounds like he could use it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The way your original post read I thought you were a gay guy with a male partner. Turns out you're a girl.
            Too bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most goddamn faggiest thing I've ever read. Find God and repent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls don't call it gear
      Also women are very afraid of being hated even on anonymous forums

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be having dinner at step brothers' parents place
    >his mom says i have a nice butt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what to do. Climb into the washing machine and shout for her help getting you unstuck.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello fellow 6'5 fren could you post body i am also 6'5 currently at 195 and would like to know what i would look like at 240 which is also my goal weight to not look like a skelly.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old coworker hits me up out of the blue
    >we've followed each other on snap for like 7 years at this point but never really talked directly
    >been posting some of my gains on there recently
    >she asks what I was doing
    >tell her not much
    >she says she wants to day drink
    >tell her I can pick her up in like 45 mins
    >seeyousoonhappyfaceemoji.jpg
    >get to the bars around the university, she's like 6 years younger than me and I first me her when she was 16
    >feels weird being the oldest person at some of these places
    >we talk until the night
    >nice to catch up with old friend
    >she's constantly saying how much I've grown, changed matured
    >tell her the same thing, she was a child when I met her after all
    >looks at me like picrel and says "I can show you how much of a woman I've become"
    >my place, sex, neat

    Not sure if I want to see her again because she's easy, and a little slut, but it was good sex, and she is blonde, I like blondes, what do bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, just keep hitting it until you are bored

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is she marriage material

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is pretty cute and seems to like me, she's just young, maybe if she can mature a bit yeah.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if at some point you conclude that you can't see her being the mother of your children then i would say to not bother with the relationship at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post like these really make me want to start posting on socials, is it worth it? Is it this easy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Refer to the philosopher Kierkegaard for his opinion on this matter.
      >Do, or do not -- you will regret it either way.
      What homeboy means is that you should always take a chance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some greek fag said this shit millennia before kierk tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His name was Yoda and I don't respect him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based Kierkegaard reader
        halfway through fear and trembling atm then moving to sickness unto death

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >corny costume party
    >pic related (I literally don't have a more clear pic), dressed as "half formal, half casual" (laid back t-shirt, black tie, fedora, dress shoes)
    >one cute grill friend quickly but blatabtly eyefucks me when we greet
    >other grills mire
    >pic related 'chubby bride' st one point says "oh Anon, admit it, you came dressed as a Gogo Boy to highlight your nice chest and shoulders"
    >wife (pic related qt Hobbit) gets somewhat jealous but rolls with it
    >a couple of guy friends ask me for gym tips
    Feelz goodman

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've gone from fat to skinnyfat and now I'm getting mires from middle aged women and gays instead of just old women.
    >coworker in her early 50s likes me
    >she's married and doesn't creep but I can tell I turn her on
    >she confided in me about one of the other older men that creeps her out
    >he creeps me out too (weird swinger gay/bi vibes)
    >I confided in her concerns about work/life etc
    >she squeezed my arm and told me not to worry about it because I'm a man and things work out for manly men like me
    >not physically attracted to her but it felt nice to be reminded that I'm a good guy instead of being berated by my parents all the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More about the gay coworker that mired, if you can call it that.
      >he says something about how he hates his wife
      >invites me out for beers
      >I avoid the issue because in my 30s I just don't have time to be hanging out with random dudes anymore
      >totally naive so I didn't get his advances
      >he tells me he can read people's personalities through the way they write cursive
      >write him a sentence
      >he yammers on about this and that then says, "by the way you write your question marks I can tell you're curious~"
      >that was the point where I started to get it
      >he invites me out to his favorite secluded waterfall
      >I ask, "And will you be making the return trip alone?"
      >he remains persistent and asks for phone number, facebook, etc
      >I flat out tell him no
      >quit (not because of him) and get another job
      >talking with other coworker who is a friend and he says he asks about me often
      I don't know what vibe I give off but I've been queerbait since childhood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>I ask, "And will you be making the return trip alone?"
        fucking lol

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first day at new work
    >coworker sees me and says
    >LOOK AT THOSE BICEPS
    >"how much u bench anon? Can u bench 120 kgs?"
    >yea, i can do it for 10 reps
    >"woah"
    >hear that coworkers are often talking about my strength
    >they dont know that i can understand their language
    >"you've seen anon walking with those wires? It's heavy for two guys and he is lifting them alone without any problems"
    >"yea, his back will be fucked up once he hit 30"
    Im also the strongest at my new gym, mogging powershitters every workout. Feels good man. But also feels bad that im ugly as fuck and girls at the gym are disgusted when they see me working out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feeling good about yourself until women are in the picture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im way beyond phase of working out to impress someone so yea, its just a bad feeling when you know that your face is looking like you were born in chernobyl. I hope that you dont know how it is. Cause its fucking hard to deal with it, and i cant do anything about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fucked my face up bad from alcoholism so I kinda know what it's like. I'm in my early 30s and see elderly people that don't have bags under their eyes as bad as I do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Putting your own thoughts into other people's head.
      Many such cases.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last friday night, went to the bigger city to visit some friends
    >go to pub, 3 pints and im already giggling like an autist at anything
    >go to that ramen place
    >sit in front of the window and see that guy holding a deckchair as if we were next to the beach
    >he enters the restaurant
    >casually ask him "why are you holding that" while laughing
    >he says "yeah im wondering as well bro. Thats hers, ask her"
    >points to a chubby girl who introduces herself as swedish, chat for like 15 min while their order is getting prepared for takeaway
    >they ask for our number
    >my friend gives his, i was too busy laughing my ass off with the girl
    >once theyre gone he tells me "dude they literally wanted you, chubchub's been eyeing you so bad"
    Oh welp.
    At least if they msg my friend ill see them again

    (captcha "8GSTD", its a sign)

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk out of gym sweaty and all
    >blonde girl is outside on the sidewalk
    >she slows down for some reason
    >pass her and wait for the green light at the intersection
    >she waits next to me and glances at me
    >as she crosses, she goes left
    >take the opportunity to look at her ass
    >after a split second she catches me, looks me in the eye and smiles
    we're all gonna make it bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you smile back, anon ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course I did, it made my day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet !
          I hope your paths cross again, you know your next move : say hi
          good luck anon, fingers crossed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i already have a gf 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im jealous now 🙁
              in all seriousness, yeah random mires are awesome in a "hey im still in the game" kind of way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a sixth second for knowing when you sneak a peek. Even if it quite literally for a split second.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next time say hi. I bet she'd like a big fat cock. What are you working with, cock wise?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        packing a 7incher, 5.5 in girth 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >7incher, 5.5 in girth
          Absolutely fucking knew you'd be big. Every ISTizen is above 6ft makes 6 figures and has a fucking hog. It's like pottery.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at water park (silverwood)
    >im in the wave pool taking cresting rogue waves to the face
    >cute teen with d cups and revealing swimsuit is with me
    >her obvious bf is there as well, but she leaves him to hang with me and look up at me while displaying her tits
    >i can see her look of uncertainty so i stand up all the way and im way taller and fitter than her man
    >she continues to hang with me and show off tits

    i live for teenage girl mires, ngl. mind you i dont try to touch them because im 40yo and sheit. mind you i get plenty of mires from older girls too. tfw been tall and fit for 20 years. just for laughs my best mire ever.

    >work at fred meyer (top seller entire company my store)
    >have college nights where only college students are let in for sick deals and sheit
    >i am working one of these nights for spu which has always had more girls then boys
    >chilling at timeclock talking and look over and there are 6 or 7 18yo hotties lined up staring at me and trying to be as uwu as possible
    >im questioning if this is real life, but back then i was too beta to do anything, now im alpha but too late

    backstory i ghetto did the bulk up and get stronk then cut for reasons (ramen only diet, was broke af). but i did it too fast so i had loose skin. but i looked fucking sick in a shirt. i was a rock star could not go anywhere without females going nuts. i have 100s of mire stories.. but i only care about the teens haha. they still go nuts, even when im 40. gotta wear absolute trash clothing to avoid it because i dont want to see old/fat bitches give me their "cute" face (walmart) as hotties are rare in the wild.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big is your dick? You should have fucked her or move to state/country where 16 is legal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How big is your dick?

        Nice. How big is your dick? You should say hi to her, ask her how her she's enjoying her work out

        >Nice. How big is your dick?
        Interesting conversation starter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with smashing 18 year old ass. Many girls these days have daddy issues and are starved for actual masculinity.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >am an autist who met an autist from IST and married her
    >Cannot for the fucking life of me imagine how I'd feel if I found out she was making a IST thread her personal relationship blog
    Log off, girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be funny if it was her right now

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had 4 different girls ranging from hambeast to hottie looking at me throughout my workout today, maybe I’m just working too hard for planet fitness standards and they were weirded out. Still counting it as a mire idc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally
      >thick ass Latina I see there often comes in
      >little belly but I ain’t scared of it
      >always staring at me grinding out reps, not just a glance like staring the whole set. Caught her multiple times and she quickly looked away each time
      >gym thot doing the same, kept sitting on the bench next to me when they were all free, keeps putting her cheeks right in my face
      >still can’t talk to girls without stuttering like an idiot
      I wanna talk to them but I fear making a fool of myself and getting called a creep, any advice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. How big is your dick? You should say hi to her, ask her how her she's enjoying her work out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every girl I’ve been with has said it’s big, measures at 6.75” L 5.25” G not pressed into my pubic bone or whatever, usually gets the job done. I have a tendency to spill spaghetti when talking to anyone really, but I will probably give it a shot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice bro that's at least 7.25'' BP. She'll like that. When you coom put it in really deep, women are evolved to select long dicks because of the ability to inseminate deeply

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will having a condom on have the same effect lol
              I can’t have a baby right now but my ex used to love when I’d bust hilt deep in her bare pussy, would send her into convulsions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask if she wants to go get coffee sometime. Asking someone out on a date is not a crime.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy new shirts for work
    >"Where'd your old shirts go?"
    >Coworker replies that I was bursting out at the seems and needed new ones anyway

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some german girls gave me compliments while I was weeding some hedges in a vacation park without a shirt on because I'm trying to fix my horrible farmers tan today.

    tanning went pretty well too.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to get mired with a smile
    >Now I just get fluoride stare like pic related

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid lesbian ruined the mire thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women ammirite

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread gets shit up by a w*man
    many such cases

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened yesterday.
    >Feeling kind of down so I leave work early to go shopping
    >Decide to buy some linen shirts
    >Go for a size smaller than normal to really show off my body
    >I've got my shirt off in the changing room, checking myself out in the mirror
    >The obviously gay sales assistant comes in to hand me the shirt
    >"Oh my god..."
    >Gives me a little smile and lingers for a second
    >Hands me the shirt
    >"My name's X by the way"
    It's not much but it felt good to get a real life mire in the wild

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to remind everyone that there aren't any women on the internet

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LADS
    >BE ME
    >BE 24 Y/O KHV
    >BE TODAY
    >BE 24 Y/O HV
    >BE TOMMOROW
    >BE ONLY 24 Y/O V
    im so fucking happy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit anon

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    girl stuck her ass right in my face while I was resting between dumbell ohp sets. did not smell like ass at all and more like perfume. do girls just perfume their ass?

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