Mire Thread

>ctrl+f 'mire'
>no mire thread

I don't have any to report at the moment but I like reading your mires.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like asian females born in the land of the rising sun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a land in East Asia...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its been the ruin, of many a poor weeb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's Korean not Japanese you retard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's drinking soju not sake

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    curly haird japanese girls is my clique, they make me diamonds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post moar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a perm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her dad is white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that's a mulatto, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Japabro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black mixes are hit and miss, but sometimes they work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never saw one

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >working my boring checking due dates on items
    >I hear someone say "excuse me" and turn around
    >I enjoy talking to customers most of the time cause my job is super boring and I welcome any human interaction
    >It's a super hot milf tier granny
    >I smile at her and she smiles back
    >She then asks me where the coffee is and I tell her
    >She thanks me, I tell her she's welcome, and turn back around to keep working
    >She must have a stood there a few seconds, I wasn't looking at her, but she then says "you're a very attractive young man"
    >That's the most straight up mire I've ever gotten so I don't really know how to react, I just turn and smile at her and say thanks
    >I probably could have gotten some milf pussy but I know I would have sperged out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Y-you too
      You had one job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spaghetti staus: spilled

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Op here, believe me, it could have been much worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Granny? How old are you talkin here? 55+ would just be awkward and flat out unenjoyable I assume.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looked to be in her 50s or 60s but she was in really good shape.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I probably could have gotten some milf pussy but I know I would have sperged out
      How? Any chads ITT that know or am I just wasting my time asking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely could. Just reciprocate the compliment and then ask for her social media/contact info. If she declines then she didn't really wanna fuck. But if she gives you the info then you could possibly get that milf pussy if you play your cards right. I wish more anons were unafraid of rejection. There'd be WAY less incels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You guys don't deserve these mires i swear.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a 6’5” 200lbs white bvll and I often catch cute girls staring at me. Life as a tall man is nice. You don’t even need to be jacked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait how could you look so fat in 200lbs? My 6’6 and 6’5 friends are like 217lbs and 220lbs while they still look skinny compared to you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he is the true case of "muh bone weight"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey didn't I see you in another thread? everyone was talking about how much they would enjoy fucking you in the ass
      pretty degenerate to flirt with dudes on IST, bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were ogling the other guy and he started seething cuz that other guy was hogging all the attention. Faggy behaviour if you ask me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, at least stand straight and do some cardio, otherwise those pecs will get saggy later on

      The moment is there and then it's gone. 3 second rule, chump.

      I’ll keep that in mind the next time, man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You look horrendous for your size

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bvll
      How do you pronounce that "ffffl"? You look fat and short

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You look terrible
      That said, life is easy mode for tall guys

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe actual guys with experience with girls can help me out. I really can't tell if this girl is mirin or just disgusted with me that she keeps an eye on me to stay away.
    >at specific gym from time to time (I alternate between 4 of them in the same chain just to change shit up)
    >an ACTUAL thic light skinned goblina goes to this gym
    >I'm talking monster ass that I worry even if I get in her bed I wonder if i can fuck her doggy at all, decently slim waist for her bodytype and some massive tits , face a little fucked
    >immediately coom brained for her and want to flatten her ass to a pancake
    >usually can't help but look
    >notice lately she kinda looks in my direction constantly
    >noticed lately that if we're both on opposite sides of the gym she will make it a point to come to my side to get napkins
    >try to catch her eyes but she never looks at me which throws me off when we're next to each other
    >immediately looks my way when she's back across the gym
    >she more than likely has caught me staring at her massive ass
    >haven't nutted in like a month that I now just don't care to hide myself looking at her anymore

    So should I go do something and say hi or is she creeped out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't seem like she's creeped out, I think she doesn't look at you when nearby because she's more vulnerable (aka fear of dropping her spaghetti, girls feel it too). Say something next time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a good sign op.

      Best thing to do is to try and get to a machine shes using and ask her how many sets shes got. Thats a great opener and you can expand from there by asking her what shes working out and or how her days been.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried this before? And was it successful?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I saw some guy try to talk to a girl at the gym once, he started by asking how long she'd been doing the particular exercise she was doing, and then some chit chat about working out, goals, and stuff. He then 180ed into asking for lunch, which was promptly hit with a "I have a boyfriend" though. That was probably because he looked a bit creepy and DYEL. YMMV

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im just a brad and not chad, but I usually lead with "Hey. Everytime ive seen you around uve been going real hard at ur workout. My name is xyz"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my name is xyz
        Is this to make her laugh or what I don't get why you wouldn't just say your actual name

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, you have to go with xyz. ive tried going with abc or lmn or other combinations but they usually fail, while xyz usually works. you arent telling people your real name...are you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've found the same thing. xyz is the only thing that works, except for one time when I used rst and the girl thought I was being ironic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my name is xyz
        Is this to make her laugh or what I don't get why you wouldn't just say your actual name

        no, you have to go with xyz. ive tried going with abc or lmn or other combinations but they usually fail, while xyz usually works. you arent telling people your real name...are you?

        I've found the same thing. xyz is the only thing that works, except for one time when I used rst and the girl thought I was being ironic

        Wait... You guys say XYZee or XYZed? 'cause I tried ex why zee and she thought my name was Excee

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Phonetic way of saying Zyzz, brah

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do I a plastic korean girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You go to Korea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't go out with foreigners

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck of demoralizing gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably an asian coping

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Korean girls only like stubby korean penors

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well I have great news

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You like to watch?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Korean girls like men with good jobs kek. They aren't really the type of woman to aspire for anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck of demoralizing gay.

            I lived there for years and married a korean woman. The kinds of females that get posted on the chinz simply do not date foreigners. Cute girls can and will but the pornstar/kpop lookalikes? Never saw it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              cause you are not good at korean bro. I also married a korean, and I live here still (working in tech). Before I met my wife I fucked a few of the plastic insta thot types. If you are not fit and don’t speak korean well you’re out of luck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That term is reserved for self improvement, not pointless cooming.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, I'm white

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sure they don’t date to save face socially but they will bend over for good looking white men any day lmao. same case as black men and white women in america.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, they don't. Youre like 23 and literally dont know what women smell like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But they do though.
        >https://www.instagram.com/p/COB85aylLJO/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to my Korean wife, manlet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell that to my Korean wife, manlet
          You'd be with a normal height white woman, instead you're with an asian girl, because you're actually the manlet here. With very few exceptions, the majority of white guys that end up with asian girls are losers who couldn't get a white girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My korean gf is 1.72 and I'm 185
            Cope mutt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't go out with foreigners
        lol, lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to southern California and find one. they are VERY clingy in my experience so be prepared!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get highest rank possbile in whatever game they like

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > at gym
    > only started working out 2 weeks ago
    > guy asks me what I do to make back wide
    Also:
    > at gym
    > girl asks if I'll spot her because "you look strong"
    > I'm dyel

    Loving the gym so far. Can't wait to get stronger. Pic rel is me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The girl was flirting. You probably are dyel but you have the head of a Greek god.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice hair my man. Keep at it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heath ledger clone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well anon? What do you do to make back wide?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in supermarket wearing form fitting short sleeve tshirt
    >7/10 coffee shop-lookin' girl approaches me from behind while I'm ogling meat
    >"I like your tattoos"
    >Turn only my head to meet her gaze and say "Oh, good"
    >She persists in making conversation "I've never seen this style before, is that blah blah blah..."
    >I explain what my artist did and the idea behind the piece then give her my artist's phone number and walk away
    >the look on her face was still expectant as I left but I felt had done my part

    I'm such a fuckin' retard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >give me your number, I'll send you his contact info
      All you had to do, anon, but no worries, take it as a lesson.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even need to be that sly, it was obvious she didn't care about my tattoos. I just have a difficult time shifting gears sometimes. I was in "get food" mode, and momentarily veered into surface level human interaction before returning to task.

        It was years ago anyway. I'm not that bad anymore.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >work on a boat pulling in and deploying heavy equipment
    >get blonde hair blue eye 7.5/10 outdoorsy guest come aboard
    >give her rundown of the whole process of dropping heavy anchors off the bow and attaching a buoy
    >have her chuck the buoy into the water and fake being impressed
    >time to pull equipment in and problem with winch
    >"We'll have to pull it in manually"
    >eyes on me
    >30×1_bent_over_rows.exe
    >cheer internally once I see the end is near
    >"wow Anon. You manhandled that"
    >fake focus on securing equipment but feel like I made it bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy post can’t describe it but very comfy post anon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dad called me muscle man the other day
    feelsgood bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sup IST do you think I could pull Asian girls for casual hookups easily if I took a vacation in china?
    t. 5’10 half Indian half White American

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them you're gnomish (believable) and they'll be all over you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      easily. even shit tier 2/10 americans can have a harem in china, you look cute so you wouldn’t even have to try

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck getting a tourist Visa to China in the next three years.

      I was a foreigner living in China. It's easier - if you speak the language and you're in China long enough to understand how things work. If you're just some random mudblood in china for a week I think it would be hard unless you're cool with fucking a prostitute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >half Indian half White
      If john daub can do it i'm sure you can.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based, came here to post this
    >be me
    >been working out on and off since December 31st
    >have manage to build a decent physic by doing lots of push ups, lifting weights and sits ups, pretty basic workout but I’ve been constant so far, being ectomorph helps a lot
    >few weeks ago the family car got screwed and needs to get fixed
    >been doing grocery buys on bike ever since
    >dad asks me to go get some early today
    >go in wearing my regular workshop clothes, jorts, plain shirt that I can now properly fill, cap and sneakers
    >don’t lose time picking stuff and head straight to the check out
    >waiting at the queue I turn around and spot a cute gal, staring at me from the other row
    >not too tall, brunette with long curly hair and very good pants, pic rel looks like her
    >she realizes I’m aware of her, turns around and a few seconds later shakes her head in the distinctive manner someone who feels stupid does it
    Tried looking for her after paying but she was long gone, this is my first IST post btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The moment is there and then it's gone. 3 second rule, chump.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open to critiques

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice. What are your preferred ab exercises?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chair sit-ups, seated in-and-outs, up-to-down plank
        as much as he’s a meme, still useful start imo: https://youtu.be/XgI_p8bKg78
        anything i could work on?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Time to bulk for 6 months so your arms arent small anymore.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            haha thanks
            worked out with my buddy, cropped him out cuz he probably doesn't want to get posted here, but he's way bigger. I want to match his strength and aesthetics so any info is useful. thanks again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your chest is your weakest area from what I see but you’re looking good brah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thanks fren
            what are your favorite/recommended chest exercises? i did incline bench, flys, and cable crossovers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what does your cycle look like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      interesting. have you tried lifting weights?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is DYEL and there is DYEL MEGA. What're some tips to get out of the latter?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >use bathmate to get 7x6 inch dick to 7.75x6.25 (thickest point is in the middle)
    >try tinder in the first time in forever
    >date moans as i penatrate ''off fuck. your dick is huge daddy.''
    >''you like that''
    >mhmmm'''

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how easy is it to score on tinder?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If i do a boost on peak hours that's pretty much a guaranteed hook up with an above average girl otherwise it's okay with some patience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm this guy

          open to critiques

          thanks fren
          what are your favorite/recommended chest exercises? i did incline bench, flys, and cable crossovers

          do i have a chance?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably but your arms look small in the biceps pose. You look better in the other picture
            My arms are way bigger (20 inches) but i'm fat by /fit standards. I'm strong for myself
            Also don't make gym pics the focus of your profile

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              By the way, teh strength of your physique is definitely the abs so play on that. Maybe a beach picture with a short friend

              thanks for the advice, bit afraid to setup an account because i've never done it before.
              any tips before i dive in?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not him but don't fall for the "swipe right on everyone" meme
                Basically you have an ELO score, at the start of a new account you get shown to everyone. Don't ego swipe, only do it if you're legitimately down to bang/date if you're looking for a gf

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            By the way, teh strength of your physique is definitely the abs so play on that. Maybe a beach picture with a short friend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on the demographic. I'm 19 and the girls on tinder that are my age have the most ridiculous standards. They only want skinny frat bros with 6 packs that can get them drunk and take them to parties.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mea by demographic? like the people who live near me?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            theres a lot of bs characteristics that influence the potential for hooking up with random girls. Age, location, ethnicity (good luck if your indian), social scene, and so on and so on.

            From my experience, dating apps never work. I refuse to download them anymore because they just make me depressed because I start thinking that no girl could ever want me.

            If you can build up the confidence to meet girls IRL you will be much happier and have greater chances of finding a hook up/partner. A great place to start is trying to get in to some parties or clubs if you know of any.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the time that I was at a party, I abstained from drinking and had an okay evening. should I drink if i want to mingle with strangers?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've been to two raves at a local college. The first one I was sober and had a good time dancing with my friends all night long, no regrets had a blast. The second rave I went to I got absolutely shit faced and made out with three different girls. Thinking about this night makes me physically cringe and I regret the whole fuckin experience.

                Find a happy medium where you can use literal "social lubricant" to ease that interpersonal tension. Know your limits and be confident in your own skin. There is nothing wrong with using alcohol to mingle with people; those kind of environments are strategically designed for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They only want skinny frat bros with 6 packs
          That's a ridiculous standard? Holy shit you morons are off the deep end. Just stop gorging your disgusting greasy foodchute with tendies. Count your calories and do leg raises and that's it, you met those "ridiculous standards"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im 6'0, 145 lbs, strong, and have had several girlfriends. I have no issue with attracting women.

            All I said is that women on dating apps get the privilege to pick and choose which frat boy they want. Dating apps are absolute garbage.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not the anon you were talking to, but
              >Im 6'0, 145 lbs, strong
              >strong
              How?, legit asking, i'm the same weight and height and i'm dyel as fuck, even my squat is only 70kg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, condoms were not even discussed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>use bathmate to get 7x6 inch dick to 7.75x6.25
      Timeframe ? How hard do you pump, would you say it hurts ?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Be sleep deprived and get suffer from a neurodegenerative disease in old age
      I don't know how this became such a popular meme. It's just really bad health advice. Plus there's more to being productive than waking up early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Be sleep deprived and get suffer from a neurodegenerative disease in old age
      I don't know how this became such a popular meme. It's just really bad health advice. Plus there's more to being productive than waking up early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do you guys get your self-improvement info from? mainly get it from here and other boards, curious as to what other anons are doing

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >was buying a shirt and asked for a different size
    >gay worker dude tells me i have broad shoulders

    >at work
    >going to be the only one working while others are on vacation
    >blonde 40+ milf manager says i have broad shoulders so i can carry the company

    Guess I have broad shoulders then

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gf literally begs me to take my shirt off
    >it's the middle of winter so we cuddle
    >literally can't stop touching me
    >can see her get aroused, sometimes she moans when I take my shirt off
    This happens every time we are together
    feels bretty gud
    >t. 65kg skelly who does pull ups and dips to failure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fellow ausfag?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        indeed, living in the best state
        hope you're not in NSW or Vic
        >pic related

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry man I'm in NSW
          Is it raining in Queensland?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            unlucky man
            was the other day but was pretty sunny today so hopefully it stays that way for the week- trynna get a tan ready for summer
            what is it like down there?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but it’s been pissing down for days in Syd. Fuck I wish I could move to QLD but all my family and friends are here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know what you mean man, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Good luck with whatever you do mate, just don't move into the Brisbane city, go for the suburbs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It has been really bad the past couple of days, some suburbs have been flooded recently.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I went to the gym tonight. icy Sunday night in melbs, gym was fairly empty and chill. The less busy days bring out the colourful characters however. Notables included the African woman who spent an hour vertical jumping and sprinting pushing the sled with a light weight.

            There was the big African who is likely in the obese weight range but has legs like treetrunks and loves the trap bar. The pajeet who takes 10min breaks between leg press sets.
            The dyel asian who looks like a young Emperor Hirohito, glasses and all.
            The tiny Chinese girl who is pretty cute, doing 900 sets on the hip thrust machine and the beast in a muscle t with large lats and spectacles doing 8 plates on the leg press.

            Mostly back and legs today, recovering from a cold (major shoulder and titty doms from last night's dips too)so I couldn't get as many sets in but I did a lot of suitcase carries and farmers at the end which resulted in a pretty sick trap/back pump. I've also discovered that the reverse hyper machine is amazing and I'm smashing my glutes and lower back with it with 80kg weight loaded.

            Feels good man. Going to consume some pu'eh tea and watch some lain in a bit. Thank you for reading my gym blogpost stat tuned for updates.

            >Lain
            Based.
            Which side of Melbourne, anon?
            >t. Eastfag

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              South east here

              >no greentext
              Didn't read. Fuck off.

              ; ; I'll do better in the future i swear

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, I'm East East.
                Home gym anyway, but I might see you in the gym one day anon.
                Looking forwards to seeing you hit that 4pl8 bench when I do.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've gotta work on my bench. Dips feel mechanically better imo. Have you got a pair of gymnastics rings with your setup? I do dips at home with them slung over one of those doorframe pullup bars. That and a dip belt is fun.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, just a bench, rack, cable machine, weight belt and beginner Atlas Stones.
                I use the barbell rack as an ersatz dip machine occasionally though.
                Keep fucking myself with injuries though, so anything mechanically more complicated than the Big Four have been in and out of dangerous territory for me for months now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What is cool about the rings is you can twist them to met your individual biomechanics and keep them close to your sides sparing shoulder issues. The slight instability also ques the lats to engage to support the movement too so its harder to grind with poor form.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          QUEENSLANDER

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            YEAH THE QUEENSLAND

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              QUEENSLANDER

              Sorry man I'm in NSW
              Is it raining in Queensland?

              Send ki lads I'll need it, gym time SOON
              アアアアアアアアアアアアアア

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

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              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ty

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm back might blogpost after oats and greek yoghurt. Lots of notables tonight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                looking forward to it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I went to the gym tonight. icy Sunday night in melbs, gym was fairly empty and chill. The less busy days bring out the colourful characters however. Notables included the African woman who spent an hour vertical jumping and sprinting pushing the sled with a light weight.

                There was the big African who is likely in the obese weight range but has legs like treetrunks and loves the trap bar. The pajeet who takes 10min breaks between leg press sets.
                The dyel asian who looks like a young Emperor Hirohito, glasses and all.
                The tiny Chinese girl who is pretty cute, doing 900 sets on the hip thrust machine and the beast in a muscle t with large lats and spectacles doing 8 plates on the leg press.

                Mostly back and legs today, recovering from a cold (major shoulder and titty doms from last night's dips too)so I couldn't get as many sets in but I did a lot of suitcase carries and farmers at the end which resulted in a pretty sick trap/back pump. I've also discovered that the reverse hyper machine is amazing and I'm smashing my glutes and lower back with it with 80kg weight loaded.

                Feels good man. Going to consume some pu'eh tea and watch some lain in a bit. Thank you for reading my gym blogpost stat tuned for updates.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no greentext
                Didn't read. Fuck off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                うおおおおおおおおおおおおぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉ!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ty ill bank that ki for next sesh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          QUEENSLANDER

          based

          Another fuckin QUEENSLANDER reporting in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            UP THE QUEENSLAND
            Gonna smash the blues at the next Origin match easily

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Melbourne Unvaxxed checking in. Fuck morons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based, good to hear my guy
            Nuke Melbourne tho (nothing personal)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hotwheels!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          QUEENSLANDER

          [...]
          based

          Another fuckin QUEENSLANDER reporting in

          FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKKIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG QUEENSLANDER
          last Aussie state left in this Turd world economic zone
          Queensland will be the last stand of the Australian man
          Brisbane appears to be the only major city in this country that actually has Aussies working at Anytime Fitness

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    years ago, had a guy yell out from his car
    >I can't see, your backs too fucking big.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm down 42 lbs since the new year. But only in the last week I'm getting lots of comments from work colleagues.
    >oh anon, you've look like you lost so much weight. Are you on some sort of diet?
    Told them it's a result of running

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice work, is it not the running?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >been lifting a bit
    >got a new wig/hair system (lmao)
    >all of a sudden waitresses smile at me more, women are looking at me and smiling/glancing and locking eyes for a little bit, women talking to me in shopping lines
    What the fuck bros. I still look older and the colouring is kinda off, but I swear to god. I'm really self conscious about it today though, had to take it off and do maintenance and looked 50. Still, feels good man.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I havent trained in over 6 months and I still get mired
    >Go to friends house party
    >I have a gf so Im not looking for girls, just there to shoot the shit with the bros and get hammered
    >Bro introduces me to his friends, a petite french girl and a (white) british sounding girl that was eyeing me up earlier
    >Brit girl tells me shes from zimbabwe
    >"zimbabwe? You mean Rhodesia?"
    >She gets a bit flustered, changes the topic
    >A couple of seconds later she straight up tells me she thinks I am "cute as hell" and kisses me in the cheek
    > She begs me to dance with her so I do for a bit, kept her from doing anything tho
    >Later on im talking to french girl, she seems mildly interested in me
    >Mention I have a girlfriend
    >Her interest immediately skyrockets, starts flirting pretty aggressively
    >Have my friends pull her away from me
    But thats not all
    >These 2 girls brought in a chud friend of theirs
    >chud friend starts hitting on me
    >Oh-god-no.png
    >For some reason it starts telling me the story of its life
    >"I come from Portugal and my family has deep ties with the fascists"
    >Tell it I think its family is based as fuck
    >Doesnt understand, just laughs, keeps hitting on me
    Weird night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >haven’t trained in 6 months
      Stopped reading there, go work out before you post here again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I havent trained in over 6 months
        gay

        🙁
        Havent had time bros its fucked
        I work part time to support my studies and I also have an hour long commute every day. Studies are damn brutal too.
        Im doing well but jesus I dont have time to lift during the week, I just don't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You had time to write a bunch of shit I didn't read.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its sunday bro, im writing this on my study break

            Wake up an hour earlier you lazy cunt

            Not feasable, I need to sleep more than 6hours every night

            Dude I really dont have time st the moment, but I did get a new job and a new place way closer to both work and uni, so I am going to save around 2 hours of my time every day, so I am probably going to start lifting again as long as uni doesnt get insane

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >im writing this on my study break
              >I'm not working out
              Queer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wake up an hour earlier you lazy cunt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I havent trained in over 6 months
        gay

        >t. Copeshitters that wasted their newbiegains momentum on lifting a heavy slab of metal for 5 reps 3 times a week
        Newsflash to every single powersharter here; If you want aesthetics, you do bodybuilding routines with dumbbells. If you want cannon shoulders, you better be doing 30+ fucking sets a week on your delts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I havent trained in over 6 months
      gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brit girl tells me shes from zimbabwe
      >"zimbabwe? You mean Rhodesia?"
      Based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a girlfriend
      >>Her interest immediately skyrockets
      classic french

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All women like men that other women like.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        women are whores wait until they notice you wearing a wedding ring
        women are programmed to be homewreckers, the thing women enjoy most in life is ruining other womens lives they never get out of their highschool backstabbing phase

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been wearing a wedding band for years, this never happened to me.
          Maybe because I don't hangout with sluts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Tell it I think its family is based as fuck
      understand, just laughs, keeps hitting on me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      what the moron doin?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >going to work by bus after hitting the gym
    >have plenty of stuff with me as I was going to travel after work
    >old lady gets on the bus, says I can put the bag I'm golding next to her
    >I said it's not heavy, but thanks
    >she says yes, it must be light for me and starts imitating someone who's muscular

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >last night at a party
    >decently busy, don’t know too many people
    >making myself a drink in the kitchen
    >finish it, turn around and see qt sipping on it
    >maintains eye contact and chuckles
    >i don’t know how to respond but stare back with a grin
    >”whatcha gonna do about it”
    >tell her she’s making me a new one
    >”oh i don’t want to piss off the buff guy now”
    >makes a drink and walks off just staring at me
    >felt a lot of sexual tension but unsure cuz autistic
    >later sitting on the couch
    >she sits on my lap without saying a word and keeps talking to other people
    >girl comes up to her, asks her how ‘X’ is doing
    >learn from the conversation that’s her boyfriend
    >ignore her for the rest of the night

    not that i would have known how to bag her if she wasn’t taken but it was weird

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if she wasn’t taken
      She's obviously not taken. She's a slut. Enjoy them, just know they're not yours.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the right mentality
        Every man for themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >girl comes up to her, asks her how ‘X’ is doing
      >learn from the conversation that’s her boyfriend

      >how X is doing
      >how her “Ex” is doing
      >i learn this is her boyfriend through the conversation
      >as she sits in your lap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bruh, I'm pretty sure he means 'X' as in "insert name here", not that she literally said 'X'. Then again, he could be a retard and you're right, but that's pretty unlikely.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > 29
    > family are visiting from interstate
    > 4th of July in a couple days
    > older sister brings her children
    > 2 girls oldest of which is 14
    > be out buying fireworks 2 days ago
    > I get the job of carrying all the boxes
    > niece looks up to me with wide eyes smiling
    > "wow anon you make that look soooo easy!"
    > she bites her lip and stares at my bicep
    > mires continue
    > yesterday at the lake for a family outing
    > she stares at my abs
    > she keeps finding an excuse to get closer to me
    > she starts getting more forward with her comments about my physique
    > be at breakfast this morning
    > finish and head to the lounge room
    > she comes up to me
    > starts talking to me about tomorrow's fireworks
    > "you know anon... if I get scared by the fireworks you might have to come comfort me and keep me safe... it's going to be so loud you might have to take me inside"
    > laugh it off
    > tell her she's to old and mature now to be scared by fireworks
    > "you know anon, with all the fireworks tomorrow the whole family is going to be out of the house... and with all of the noise we could do anything we wanted and no one would be able to hear us"
    > she stares into my eyes for a moment and bites her lip
    > her mum calls her from the kitchen to help cleanup after breakfast
    > she runs back to the kitchen and I head upstairs to my room
    What do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this didn't happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abort mission

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based Lucius poster

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And what of good Solonius?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And what of good Swolonius?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      checked

      this didn't happen

      trips never lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh it off and politely reject her.
      >assuming this is real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's in the FBI. Don't fucking do it, bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I once asked nudes from 14 year old Israeli girl. Anon is gonna be alright

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mum
      You're not american

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        British mother, taught me proper English. American English is for idiots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? Sex her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just have incestuous sex. Get it over with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"you know anon, with all the fireworks tomorrow the whole family is going to be out of the house... and with all of the noise we could do anything we wanted and no one would be able to hear us"
      Your day dream fantasy was believable up until that point anon. When you make your fictional characters talk like this it pulls the reader out of the scene you've constructed. Nobody lays it on the line like that. Give it a rewrite

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this they always take it too far
        you gotta spend time with people to understand how they talk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's too much to ask for most fags on here. Explains why you see so much pseud posting and authoritative tone in posts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >> "you know anon, with all the fireworks tomorrow the whole family is going to be out of the house... and with all of the noise we could do anything we wanted and no one would be able to hear us"
      Fuck
      She wants to murder Biden under the cover of fireworks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Got a laugh out of me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh here we go again. Le totally organic incest fantasy poster that's in every mire-thread posting a slightly varied version of this story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is LARP garbage, your dialogue sounds like fan fiction and not like how people really talk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hope this was intentional satire,also mirin digits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      loooooool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's too old for you uncle anon

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tutor a girl online
    >discuss stuff with her mom
    >end up talking about my weight loss
    >6’ from 240 lbs to 160 lbs
    >she only saw me from ~190 lbs
    >sent her a couple of pics of progress
    >including picrel
    >”Wow, so much muscle.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was being ironic sorry bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see where you’re coming from(and I agree), but we weren’t speaking English, and I gave an approximate translation of what she said.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty eyes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, bro.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a girl in high school english stare at me an entire semester and I get compliments about my quads from girls

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CRONULLA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sup

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do journal presentation at work
    >Small group, several people
    >Mine goes pretty well
    >Cute black girl in group too
    >After finishing
    >She says I look like a superhero

    Felt pretty good

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my qt thicc coworker who has bad taste in music called me "swole ass" at the work party at our boss' house last night when i was just in my swim trunks

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go over to friend's house
    >he's dating a slightly older broad
    >she already has a kid, like 4 or 5 years of age.
    >keeps tapping her mom's arm and saying "I wanna talk to him"
    >she says "ok, so talk to him"
    >she just stares with a cheeky smile on her face and doesn't say a word
    >quickly runs back to mom for embrace and says "I love him"
    She was sweet. I guess toddler 'mires count?

    Still kinda pisses me off though bros. Not anything she did, just the irony of that, juxtaposed with the reality of my dating life. A little 4 year old girl tells me she loves me within 5 minutes of meeting me and I can't buy a date on a dating app. FUARK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, you should fuck her. Change your name to Muhhamad and your golden

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet your demeanor was different than it is around grown females. Confidence from not trying. You know the whole “be yourself” thing everyone ignores until they just do it and realize it works and then they try to tell everyone else here to do it and get met with /LULZ/ sarcastic crab bucket replies.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest mire (and test boost) is when girls let me smell their hair and kiss their neck. Literally dont feel like fapping for a week afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally dont feel like fapping after kiss or smell a girl
      Bro...I have disturbing news...

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >grow my hair out
    >got the dr. chase look more mires in general
    >decide to get a trim
    >new place, empty, staffed solely by qt korean girls
    >they start yelling at each other in korean
    >think they're fighting over me
    >bout 30 seconds pass and im seated
    >girl keeps massaging my shoulders and upper arms
    >each time saying something to the other girls in korean(assuming she's relaying info)
    >the whole time she's cutting my hair I can smell her sex breath
    definitely going back to that place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pls gib address to cute Korean place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex breath? I've never heard that before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it smells like dicks and semen and he can identify it easily due to how much cum and cocks he's around

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm drinking that exact brand right now

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last mire I got was when my I was being consistent and my diet was good. Obese gay (actual homosexual) acquaintance said I'm looking hot and asked if I'm working out. He was asked how big my dick was and if I could send him a pic. I didn't.
    I made out with such a hot chick that night but she ghosted me afterwards. I hate women.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I got a shitty one
    >Get invited by neighbour (y) to come to a party she's throwing.
    >Didn't feel like going but went there for a beer.
    >She's out getting more alcohol so I start talking to her friends
    >After a while Y comes back with her boyfriend
    >A few of her friends ask me to join them for a game o f beer pong
    >Guy on the opposite team does a strip dance to distract me and my teammate
    >As it's their teams turn, this girl (P) loses any thought about throwing when I lift up my shirt
    >We switch teams and I end up with P on my side. Ends up with us kissing because we won
    >Party comes to an end and we go out
    >P is talking to some other people when I go to buy a round of shots
    >Y comes up to me to tell me she's jealous of P
    >Told Y I'm not holding her back and she kisses me
    >P is back and wants to comes home with me
    >I get a text from Y telling me to be careful with her
    >Turns out P was a virgin at 19
    >Offers me a massage afterwards
    >Wake up to her staring at me in the morning

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lots of people comment on my body nowadays. Yesterday I was sitting in a bar, a few dudes sat opposite me and one guy just asked me "What's your routine bro"?
    It's taken me 3/4 years to get here and it's nice for people to comment, also I went out clubbing yesterday night and some fucking cutie 5'1 girl took me back to hers after she approached me, we did the deed, cuddled and she wants to see me next weekend, Is this what it finally feels like to make it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seethe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yo bro i'm the one getting laid. chud.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              mald

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Haven't seen my family in more than 3 years
    >I always was the fat funny one, y'know the middle kid
    >Got a side job as a desk clerk, janitor, whatever at this boxing gym, great discount and I get to stay long hours to cleaning and training
    >Went from obese to meme chart ottermode
    >Visiting family night
    >My brothers wife asks me what do I do with all theses muscles and gives my brother shit for being fat
    >My other older brother who was clearly jealous says he can easily loose weight
    >His wife says he can't, and he can barely put his shoes by himself in the morning
    >Everyone stares at him, so my mother asks
    >Is that why you changed to Velcro shoes? You can't tie your shoes anymore?
    >Later my mom's says that my gf must be happy to be able to use me as playground

    I guess I made it boys, I couldn't see my own dick years ago, now people ask me for fitness advice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that why you changed to Velcro shoes? You can't tie your shoes anymore?
      holy fucking shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that why you changed to Velcro shoes? You can't tie your shoes anymore?
      JESUS the mog by his own family

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Is that why you changed to Velcro shoes? You can't tie your shoes anymore?
      holy shit imagine being this brutally mogged by your own mother in front of your wife
      id kill myself

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got felt up by a rich cougar last night at a bar and she gave me her business cards so I could contact her lol. I'm interested in banging and I need to message her; any advice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a MILF you literally can send a text that says "When you want to meet up and fuck?" and she'd be game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is true, especially with younger guys, women after like 35ish will just be ready to get pounded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, so those pop-up ads were legit all along?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My 3rd cousin dry humped me to completion at my mothers house while i was visiting my hometown a couple years ago.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No joke - this really happened.
    At the fitness center with wife.
    Did full body and swimming.
    Finished with the pool, and took wife to locker room for restroom before steam room.
    People walking to and fro.
    I'm standing outside women's locker room waiting for wife.
    This mom and daughter come out from the locker room for swimming.
    Mom's talking to other mom's loudly.
    All of sudden the little girl walks up to me. She's looked about 7 or 8 years old.
    She moves her hand under my shirt and starts feeling my abs.
    I panic starle and leap back.
    Girl says something like, "that's nice!" and walks back to mom - still chatting.
    Girl smiles at me.
    I'm freaking out and walk further down the hall.
    They all leave for the pool
    Tell wife what happened - agrees it was inappropriate.

    What are people doing to kids these days?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say this didn't happen, but then I would have to accept that I'm interacting with people that have pedophilic fantasies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing happened to me, but it was at a community park. This 7 year old girl literally walked up to me, pulled up my shirt, kissed my stomach, and walked away. I said "What the fuck" out loud and I looked to my friends who thought it was hilarious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing happened to me, but it was at a community park. This 7 year old girl literally walked up to me, pulled up my shirt, kissed my stomach, and walked away. I said "What the fuck" out loud and I looked to my friends who thought it was hilarious.

      Kids just can't comprehend what they're doing. To them its simple;
      >big muslce wow
      >me touch

      They don't understand that its innapropriate. Usually their parents won't be retarded and they'll actually be paying attention to them and stop them before they do something stupid, sometimes no.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a mire and an insult in one sentence today.
    >at gym squatting lmao2pl8 for a set of 8
    >zoomer at the squat rack next to mine says "wow bro I'm jealous, how can you squat that much while not even looking very muscular"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2pl8 is 'that much' for a squat
      it's really more of a self burn than an insult to you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If this happened in front of me and you swing on the zoomer I wouldn't even break it up, I'd go to the front, lock the door, and change the open sign to closed.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just started working out again 7 weeks ago
    >first 3 weeks was mostly just fixing my diet and getting conditioned
    >doing 5x5 strong lifts with some variations all at my $100 home gym
    >getting compliments from multiple people that knew me saying they see a difference, arms are bigger, chest looks nice, etc.
    >went to a cookout and had my shirt off reaching behind me and a girl said I looked good

    For less than 2 months getting this much feedback feels nice. Can't wait for 3 months or going at it hard. I can see a decent difference myself, especially in my shoulders and triceps

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >grandma died so when to her funeral
    >last time they saw me I was 120kg
    >been a few years since I saw the family
    >a ton of my relatives said that I looked really slick in my suit
    >female cousin said that I'm looking really good in the suit too.
    >I accidentally say "you too"
    >she was wearing a dress
    >played it off as a joke and awkwardly laughed

    It's too bad that lifting can't cure (legit) autism. On the plus side, I'm starting to see my abs again not that anyone besides myself will see them.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so gay

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys told me this tinder thing was hard maybe your all ugly or some shit. Still not going to date any broad off tinder shit means she has problems.
    >I’m 18

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Distance because I was in Toronto for the weekend don’t use tinder in my home city was just experimenting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2 pics
      Fake profile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe got other broads though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love tall woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wait until you a) match some girls that are actually hot b) try to link with them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I fucked her and being 6+ foot woman make her a 7 in my book

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                right

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Tall women are the patrician's choice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I want them to live longer

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a mire thread a couple of weeks ago of an anon who was fucking a tinder bitch and she was into role playing and shit. Anon fucked her with a collar and she wanted to buy another one. Bitch was kinda insane. Did he ever gave an update?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that, no updates

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mom said my thighs are looking huge
    Thanks mom for the mire.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Walking on the street
    >Walking past neighbour's house
    >Tell him morning
    >''Ey,what's up Superman!''

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no... shirebros we are even getting mogged by fucking dwarves. How will we ever recover? I need to smoke some pipeweed to cope

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    byeol_33
    https://twitter.com/jkfnet/status/1515175146688069638

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        by no means am I built or anything like that, but my strength really just comes from work. Right now I work on an ambulance as an EMT but before that I was loading cars and trucks with big heavy bags of dirt all day. Before that I had another really physical job where I was having to move kayaks and other boats around all shift.

        Sitting inside all day on IST aint gonna help you get strong.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at a taco truck with my friend
    >waiting for order
    >sit at a table with a guy and a girl
    >chubby guy, girl’s 8.5/10 with pretty eyes and a great smile
    >my friend chats them up
    >she immediately directs her attention to me and asks a bunch of questions
    >obviously flirting
    >my friend asks how long she’s been with the guy next to her
    >”oh him? Hahaha no, he’s just a friend”
    >dude looks soo defeated
    >she flirts with me some more
    >I was already whispering in her ear and shit
    >I lose interest in her because she straight up shamed this guy infront of strangers
    >why are women like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did she do to shame him ? Tell thé truth ?
      What's shamefull is letting himself getting lead on and simp.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The way she said it was like “Pfft you’d think I’m dating this loser? Haha no way.” But I agree, its ultimately his fault for letting her be just a friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cold bitch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should have responded
      "how am I supposed to believe you'll treat me well when you treat your
      >friends
      like shit"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why are women like this
      http://www.hypergamydoesntcare.com/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this website?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't you heard? Incel stuff! Incelism is the new masculinity. Why improve when you can just hide behind "black pills" and "red pills" and other complicated mental crutches designed to justify and glorify loserdom.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If that’s what your redpills are doing they’re not actually redpills

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >But MY red pills are different! Just like in The Matrix!

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a fat fuck before college
    >Left for college and then start working out
    >Minimal contact with my parents to let them know how Im doing but never show pics
    >They still think Im a fat fuck
    >Go back home after a year
    >Stood at the door and nobody invites me in
    >Mom asked "who are you?"
    >Say that Im her one and only son
    >Pure joy on her face and calls my dad to come downstair
    >Both of them start tearing up with joy because Im finally home and looked better
    Happiest day of my fucking life. I wish I could have worked out sooner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Stood at the door and nobody invites me in
      >Mom asked "who are you?"
      >Say that Im her one and only son
      Are you all retarded?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Omeglefag
    > British girl comes up
    > Tells me "You're gorgeous"
    > "Appreciate it, you're too sweet"
    > *Silence*
    > "Nah you boring" she says

    Eh I'll take it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"entertain me"
      Lmao never become a dancing monkey

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me after workout
    >go to netto to get some chicken nuggets because to lazy to cook
    >go to pay for my stuff
    >a group of teenagers saw me putting my nuggets on conveyor belt
    >girls tell me to flex a cep
    >very impressed
    >they take my fucking nuggets and pay for them

    i have never been so confused

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do females retain supermodel looks while still drinking and smoking at least once or twice a week? What kind of magic is this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. Not for long anyway.
      People are invulnerable and immortal up until 25 (at most) or so, then all debts will be collected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they dont. most of them look like a completely different person without makeup. the ones with good genetics but live shit life style maybe can make it to 25 wiothout looking old but after that its over

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle moment
    >Visit my sister's church for the first time in months
    >Chat with friends of the family, play with sis's kids, good stuff
    >See cousin in law, 14, hug her, talk about school, how shes doing.
    >Think nothing of it
    >Fast forward a week
    >Dont go to church, just see sister in the afternoon since my brother in law just had a back surgery
    >Cousin who went to church said 4 of her friends were asking where her hot uncle was
    Brother in law also said his friends were saying I was looking huge. The cousin one was cuter tho.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >family says my forearm training is paying off
    >to me they look smaller than ever

    So this is what body dysmorphia feels like

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really a mire, but recently I had my first mma amateur fight (I won mainly with kickboxing). My dad congratulated me, but he told me to take some time to think about what I've done. It's been living rent free in my head ever since. What did he mean by this ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him what he meant, you retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did right when he told me. He just said to think about the consequences. I know it's cryptic as fuck, I guess he's telling me not to become a hothead just because I know how to fight. I just wanted some insight from anons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Beat the answer out of him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell him he's not obi-wan and that his attempts to be a cryptic wise master suck, and to give you a straight answer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's a literal boomer and a vet from the balkan wars, he just doesn't function like this. I guess I'm gonna have to interpret it myself, because I kow he's not gonna give it to me straight.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Weren't they less wars and more pogroms?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Your dad is such a gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uncle Ben moment

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the whore that doms me calls me hunk

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lost a lot of weight since last year
    >going to gym for about 5 months
    >routines have been a bit all over the place, but mostly similar
    >older women at work are calling me handsome
    >parents are telling me that my muscles are starting to show though the remaining layers of fat
    >occasionally catch girls looking at me in public

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yellowfever thread
    I really have to visit the USA one of these days to discover the roots of this disease. Most asian girls are ugly with no curves, and even their top tier girls cannot compete with white girls.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, manlet
    >walking through town with newly acquired gf (made it)
    >sunny day, feeling good, fuck yeah
    >everythingwasbeautifulandnothinghurt.jpg
    >two Arabs approach
    >uh oh, about to get culturally enriched
    >one asks for a cig
    >"nah I don't smoke"
    >"oh you're a sportsman, big back"
    >flex my lats, "this"
    >he laughs, we fistbumped
    >they fuck off
    >social encounter finessed
    Thank you mystery Arab man but please don't bother me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>"nah I don't smoke"
      ngmi

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I get are bro mires.
    Mires are mires.
    But bro.
    Bro...
    I want to be mired by the opposite sex like pic mires.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I quit my job a week ago and a girl I never got a chance to talk to (I didn't do it because I don't like to shit where I eat). Today she has sent me a friend request on social media, how can I approach her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Send her a pic of your dick to assert dominance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this happened to me a while ago bro. Quit my work and didnt say bye to this girl I used to flirt with, fast forward over a year later I bumped into her at a shop and then we started talking for a few minutes and then decided to spontaneously hang out for an hour. I got her number and we met again like two weeks later. Ended up expressing our feelings for each other and made out, and it all happened cause of being in the right place at the right time at that shop.

      So accept that fkin friend request, just talk normally like you would, catch up on things and then ask her if she wants to hang out. Good luck brah

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My grandmother told me I've been getting bigger recently. (4 months of constant training)

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are became fucking pathetic once I started roiding.
    Every time I go to the gym in a stringer I get mired by men and women constantly.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at work picnic
    >9/10 latina coworker is there
    >never gave me a second glance
    >start rockclimbing event
    >harness makes my package look massive
    >boss laughs at me and calls me "blessed"
    >my gf shows up
    >been dating her since we were young and she is very much out of my league (dick makes up for it )
    >latina sees gf and her entire demeanor changes
    >next day at work constantly flirting with me and smiling
    >do nothing cause i have gf

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the gym
    >see my childhood tomboy friend
    >she sees me and recognizes me
    >we both smile and I go up to her
    >"What a coincidence to see you here? We haven't seen each other since childhood" I say
    >"It really is. You certainly don't look like a child anymore. You have grown. Not just in height, but size as well." She says
    >"Thank you. Would you like to exchange phone numbers?" I say
    >"Sorry, I don't think my boyfriend Tyrone would like this. But I can give you his phone number and maybe you can train together with him." She says

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