>mogged at the supermarket again

>mogged at the supermarket again

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6' in Australia
    >go to Woolworths for the first time in a year
    >first person I see is a 6'8" man who could not be more than 20
    >second person I see is a 7' morbidly obese man wheezing
    >third person I see is a 6'4" woman buying fruit
    >get demoralized as hell and jog home after buying a bottle of water
    >now only do shopping online

    I feel like a child among adults. Maybe I should emigrate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is Woolworth like a big and tall store or is all of Australia tall?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Woolworths is a large business specializing in groceries with a secondary focus on consumer goods. Since I live in a mostly white coastal area, people are generally very tall. If I go to Sydney, where the Asian/Arab % skyrockets, 9/10 times I will be the tallest man in the compound.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not 6' and they're not that much taller than him. The tallest person he saw was 6'4.

        I'm 6'1 and I almost never see a girl taller than me. It happens, but almost never, in Ireland.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're joking but I went from being a 6'2" tallest chad in Los Angeles due to all the Mexicans to a 6'1.5" manlet in Montana due to everybody being white here. Even a good 1/4 of women here are my height or taller.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nerdy asian girl who crushes on me hand and wristmogs me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      asian girls have the smallest wrists this is impossible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe anon is an Asian lesbian

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That was probably me

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to be the guy who mogs other men at the grocery store.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't go to supermarkets anymore.
    Last time I was at one with my dad, I started spazzing out over the bright lights and the sheer fricking amount of all kinds of shit all over and the fricking horde of people.
    I started yelling that I'm leaving this fricking place right fricking now, dropped my basket on the floor and shoulder-checked some lady on my way out.

    I swear to God I'm not autistic or at least wasn't beforehand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you live in a forest cabin or something?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, but I probably should.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Supermarket lights are a psyop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your basket should do the mogging, just look at the slop people buy to sustain themselves

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got mogged in the supermarket
    I can no longer shop happily
    I came in here for that special offer
    A guaranteed personality

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got mogged
      (I’m so mogged)

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >5'7'' manlet
    >been hitting the gym for months
    >finally starting to see gains
    >decide to hit up the supermarket to grab some groceries
    >feeling good about myself, wearing a tight shirt to show off my muscles
    >As soon as I walk in, I see him
    >6'2'' chad with arms bigger than my thighs
    >he's grabbing a carton of eggs, completely ignoring me
    >but I know what he's thinking
    >look at this little guy trying to be a tough guy
    >feel my confidence deflate
    >can't even enjoy my grocery shopping now
    >end up grabbing some low-fat yogurt and a bag of carrots
    >leave the store feeling like a total loser

    why does this keep happening to me?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >worked out for 3 months so feeling good
    >looking muscular because I have broad shoulders
    > teen girls keep staring at me even though I'm out with my mom
    >flex every second I feel women near me
    > only 5 10 but taller than everyone because they're all Indians so look like a God
    > feeling good and stare at girls boobs
    > even my mom commented that girls were staring
    > still slightly overweight but can pretend to be muscular by constant flexing
    > making progress and feeling good because of validation

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I’m unironically glad I’m 4’10. I learned how to not be an insecure autistic homosexual like this in first grade. You 5’7-5’11 guys are fricking miserable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You only feel that way because you've accepted how pathetic you are, normal heights still think they have a chance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we are approaching critical levels of cope

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do some curls for 10 mins
    >throw on my wifebeater
    >”lookin’ good”
    >head to ‘market
    >walk around like conor mcgregger in every aisle
    >fat people swerving their carts out of my way like im god’s own bouncer
    >mog some 6’3 powerlifting cuck at the cereal and ask him to grab me some cocoa pebbles off the top shelf
    >he acquiesces immediately
    >as i strut away i hear him whisper “based”

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see a man bigger than me in the supermarket
    >immediately imagine myself fighting him
    why do i do this

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get mogged, not even at the gym.

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