does 6'5" mog 6'5"
ya dumb fricking ~~*sam hydenko*~~ fan
stop advertising yourself on this board, you aren't funny anymore and you hang around a band of zoomer jannies who are even less funn IT'S FRICKIN DEPRESSING
He did Starting Strength, btw.
Even referenced GOMAD in a sketch.
Took steroids (they're visible in the bg of some of his older vids), and prob HGH (his head keeps getting bigger).
Permanently shut himself down, and now uses TRT.
>He did Starting Strength, btw.
Even referenced GOMAD in a sketch.
Took steroids (they're visible in the bg of some of his older vids), and prob HGH (his head keeps getting bigger).
Permanently shut himself down, and now uses TRT
I just realized he has no pecs, just like Derek.
All of those steroids, all that benching heavy, and no pecs.
Was Sam Hyde EVER "normal"? At first I thought he was just some Kaufman tier schtick but when you act a weird c**t for long enough like he has, you are legit just a weird c**t.
There are clips floating out there of him breaking character. His voice drops a decibel, and he slouches a bit like a stick was pulled out of his ass. You’re still right though, he’s been weird in public for so long, being normal might as well be an act.
Oh yeah, he was born into real estate mogul trust fund money. It gets brought up very quickly whenever he's stiffed a collaborator/friend on payment for work on a project. The MDE season 2 announcement only came because Charls started spilling the beans.
Sam Hyde is the most dedicated comedian out there. He's been doing a years long elaborate performance art Andy Kauffman esque bit taking his body and mind to the limits for the craft. Respect.
Sam looks pretty good. If he didn't choose to have crackhead hair, he would be quite the looker. I would train some more chest in his case, but maybe he's focusing more on boxing and doesn't care.
He looks normal he just intentionally takes ungroomed pictures after not showering for several days in as horrible lighting as possible to look as grotesque as possible
Go watch any of his fights to see what his body actually looks like, he just looks like a typical strongfat guy. He does the angle and lightfrauding that instagram models do except he intentionally takes it in the reverse direction to look disgusting instead of attractive. His commitment to the bit is honestly admirable.
Sam is literally autistic. Like hardcore autistic. See
https://i.imgur.com/Ukfxdys.jpg
behold twink mode sammy
He should be programming high end software with a permanent hunch in his back but somehow ended up where he is today because of God knows what. He has just managed to get ahold of his autism though as others have said, it does slip through.
Are you moronic, Hasan gets mentioned by mainstream media on a semi regular basis and his streams average 30 thousand views. He’s way more famous than your incel king
hasan is a turkoid leftie pussy who hides from sam and screeches nazi at everything
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Woah, sounds like somebody has a case of JellyBelly syndrome. Cope and Seethe, Hasan is a gigachad weeb who makes millions and donates to charity, Sammie is a virgin loser who “pretends” to be autistic and moronic, and looks like a goblin.
This picture makes me want to puke. I feel so lucky i am naturally hairless on my chest. And I have healthy skin. And the many other ways I don't look like this man.
despite being 6'5 he looks like a manlet without a frame of reference because of his colossal head
I have the same problem and I fricking hate it
can't outlift skull size
No one is talking about the one thing actually fricked up about Sam, not the intentionally disgusting selfies or weird body proportions, but his enormous bulbous head.
I imagine he could take a sledgehammer to the chin and stay conscious. Like when you look at all these pics just keep in mind that he's 6'4 / 6'5, with a huge body, and his head still looks way too big proportionally. The more you look the more insane it gets. This guy is just walking around with a cinderblock on top of his torso. What the frick happened? Has it always been like this? Is it still getting larger? What is the upper limit? Will it eventually just pop?
>gets money by telling zoomers stupid "redpill" surrogate father figure shit like YOU NEED TO GET MARRIED BRO as he's 40 something years old and still alone
Who buys this shit? He's a grifter and a israelite now
>I refuse to believe >doesn't give a single straight forward reason why it's not expensive
I agree is not THAT expensive (still requires a shit ton of sacrifices) but Hyde is playing dumb there.
Or he's like every other autistic on the Internet that gets super into 1 idea, abandons ship when shit hits the fan, and then say, "It's just irony, bro". Personally it's much more entertaining to me to imagine him as some turbo sperg.
I dunno, I think Charls was right and Sam's actually a hack. He's never funny off the cuff, he can only be kind of funny when he's got a script and breaks down giggling like Pete Davidson midway through. The TED talk thing he's most famous for he kept breaking his character and couldn't read from the scrip that came from reddit input
If everyone realized how fake and gay Sam is he'd be forgotten tomorrow
This chick I know got a boyfriend recently who is the spitting image of Sam Hyde. I used to have a crush on her in high school but she’s gotten quite fat. She broke up with her boyfriend from high school when they’d been dating for 6 years after she found him fricking another chick in her bed, and she came onto me at a friend’s party not long after that and was sitting on my lap and everything. autist that I am, however, did not realise this until the next day. I was also inebriated which probably didn’t help. Being incredibly autistic saved me from a grim fate. She seems happy with discount Sam Hyde though, I think they’re gonna get married next year and have little Sam Lite goblins.
>something something mercedes benz bro >ha ha ha fricking factorio
i cant watch half of his shit anymore i liked his live action satirical sketches, peoples opinions have just fricking grown stale on me over the years. its like nothing too reserved or extreme or insightful is worth jack shit, ive heard it all before. i just miss the schizo sketches
the joe rogan tightly wrapped thanksgiving turkey mid section must be a result of the all the test these ladies run... oh sorry, i meant fellas, cause this is how real men look. (im implying they are natural born women on test, who now try to pass as men, hip to waist ratios dont lie, and why they are always hiding this, like sams hands in pockets photo here)
But it's so funny!!! He hasn't made the Bert Kreischer "it's funny because my shirt is off...and I'm unattractive!" gag a million times yet. Definitely heckin based and redpilled, I like that he vaguely aligns with my failson ideologies, that means he accepts me and is fit to guide me
what you mean? I mog him in every muscle he is showing here
but not the height
He's ugly
>UGLY, but on purpose
how does that mog anybody?
goalpost moving, but not me, i'm 6'5
moron goalposters, stop repeating this moronic shit every 5 minutes. You've been psyopped into repeating this lame gotcha gimmick.
He's also 6'5"
does 6'5" mog 6'5"
ya dumb fricking ~~*sam hydenko*~~ fan
stop advertising yourself on this board, you aren't funny anymore and you hang around a band of zoomer jannies who are even less funn IT'S FRICKIN DEPRESSING
6'5" mogs 6'5" depending on frame and skull
Who is this incel loser that people keep cumming their pants over? And he’s bald too. What a gay
Cope spic
Must feel bad having to get your giggles by trying to rage bait people while sucking Sammy boy off. Pathetic.
>their
what the frick is wrong with his chest
Post body Pedro
Now you
ear ring... what a troon
post body gay
kind of a reach, dyel. consider posting body.
Angry Joe?
When you zoom in like that it looks more like his skin is assembled in sections like some sort of bugs carapace
the israelites got him
he is a israelite
judaism has a strict class hierarchy, he is at the very bottom.
Top sexual confirmation surgery
I was thinking the same thing. Looks like Sam's got some zipperbreasts going on
lul
golem stripe
he photoshopped in keloid scars to look like a top surgery troony because he thinks it's funny (it is)
He had breast reduction surgery…and you guys call yourselves fans?
Thick skin armor, like a rhinoceros
it's a foreskin
FUKIN KEK
IT's on purpose for humour porpuseds. (troony joke)
She cut her breasts off?
Sam is a confirmed troon
Sam stopped shilling here. It's getting annoying.
Whats that line below his chest? Why are his nipples so pointy? God that dude is ugly
he literally admitted he takes testosterone on PKA podcast
he ROIDS to look like THIS
Redditor thread
He did Starting Strength, btw.
Even referenced GOMAD in a sketch.
Took steroids (they're visible in the bg of some of his older vids), and prob HGH (his head keeps getting bigger).
Permanently shut himself down, and now uses TRT.
>He did Starting Strength, btw.
Even referenced GOMAD in a sketch.
Took steroids (they're visible in the bg of some of his older vids), and prob HGH (his head keeps getting bigger).
Permanently shut himself down, and now uses TRT
I just realized he has no pecs, just like Derek.
All of those steroids, all that benching heavy, and no pecs.
Derek just has garbage genetics. Sam doesn’t even exercise except maybe punching a bag for 20 minutes
3-4 month cut away from 10-12%
walter white forehead
I'm continually in awe of the body shapes he achieves. Like how the frick do even make your chest look like a fricking blobfish?
This image alone confirms that his colonial ancestors were raping squaws in the night
Sammy, stop talking for yourself in 3rd person mode
Was Sam Hyde EVER "normal"? At first I thought he was just some Kaufman tier schtick but when you act a weird c**t for long enough like he has, you are legit just a weird c**t.
There are clips floating out there of him breaking character. His voice drops a decibel, and he slouches a bit like a stick was pulled out of his ass. You’re still right though, he’s been weird in public for so long, being normal might as well be an act.
behold twink mode sammy
what the frick happened to him?
steroids
yummy treats and gomad
wtf the lean pill is real???
that’s just how cumskins age
>unsolicited shitskin inferiority complex reminder
expected
>projecting this hard
lmao ok whitecuck
He took HGH and test for like several years without proper diet and exercise.
racism
A lifetime of degeneracy.
Zippy Water
Unironically sometimes its just aging.
Then again, it's not like he's trying to look good at this point. If he got a clean cut and shave he'd instantly look 100 times better.
he took the bloatmaxx pill
so he turned into that thing because he was raped uh?
was sam a rich kid?
Oh yeah, he was born into real estate mogul trust fund money. It gets brought up very quickly whenever he's stiffed a collaborator/friend on payment for work on a project. The MDE season 2 announcement only came because Charls started spilling the beans.
>he went to upper private colleges
god damn sammy, why would he try to hide it though?
Cause then he couldn't have as much credibility as a posturing self-made life coach for his grift
He was literally beautiful... frick... Imagine his boyish warmth in your bed...
He used to look so british
There's nothing cool or funny about this. Why you would intentionally let yourself look like shit and appeal solely to incel losers is beyond me.
He is unironically mentally ill
Hey idubbz heard about your fight, that sucks brah
you know what they say, third time's a charm
How old is he?
Pretty sure Sam is late 30’s
38
looks like a der sturmer caricature
yeah FTM troonys get fricking steroids dumbass if she was natty she wouldnt have half those muscles
>that gut
HGH'll frick you up
I think hes just fat dude
Sam Hyde is the most dedicated comedian out there. He's been doing a years long elaborate performance art Andy Kauffman esque bit taking his body and mind to the limits for the craft. Respect.
Jews really are grotesque creatures.
miring the adonis belt
How
he makes money acting like a buffoon on the internet and we post on IST for free, so there's that.
fat and dyel
He seems pretty muscular to me, just fat
anyone who says otherwise is either a coping moron or mentally moronation rendering their opinion trash
His chest is awful, he clearly only work on arms and maybe back
he looks like a tradie.
anyone got this video? if i remember correctly its from his car salesman job and he made his workmate to film it
Sam looks pretty good. If he didn't choose to have crackhead hair, he would be quite the looker. I would train some more chest in his case, but maybe he's focusing more on boxing and doesn't care.
pure curlbro aesthetic
uglies ftm mf I've have had the displeasure to see
Zoidberg mode
I can beat him because I'm leaner and faster.jpg
Has anyone figured out wtf is wrong with his body yet? I mean his face and body are literally a meme, what causes this?
He looks normal he just intentionally takes ungroomed pictures after not showering for several days in as horrible lighting as possible to look as grotesque as possible
Go watch any of his fights to see what his body actually looks like, he just looks like a typical strongfat guy. He does the angle and lightfrauding that instagram models do except he intentionally takes it in the reverse direction to look disgusting instead of attractive. His commitment to the bit is honestly admirable.
Ngl he is intimidating, I'm mirin.
Im not obsessed with some internet celebrities, so nah
This many posts into the thread and none of you have figured out that the tattoo and the zipperbreasts are shopped? That tat is one idubbz has.
Holy fricking Christ this pic is Sonic OC cringe.
It’s just the wp cast
In an artstyle that's just missing Coldsteele
this and this
kek
he's one of god's own prototypes, never even considered for mass production
>tfw in the 5%
Who here /rapegod/?
Project astartes
>looks, sounds and acts like a moronic homosexual troony
>g-guys I’m just being ironic!!!! Ahaha got you!!!!! Ahah!!!
how do i become one sam's rat pack
Sam, you post literally the same shit every day dont you have anything better to do?
Sam is literally autistic. Like hardcore autistic. See
He should be programming high end software with a permanent hunch in his back but somehow ended up where he is today because of God knows what. He has just managed to get ahold of his autism though as others have said, it does slip through.
Realistically, what could be done to save his face? He looks like a bridge troll.
>Realistically, what could be done to save his face?
you mean in addition to not taking growth hormones and being overweight? I suppose drinking more water and not drinking alcohol would help with that
He doesn't drink because his dad was an alcoholic and he knows he's predisposed to alcoholism.
Hasan mogs this fool on the daily
hasan would turn this chud into his little b***h
And yet he still hides away like the little browncel he his.
Now reason to give Sam any clout with his platform
Keep seething Sam , Hasan mogs you in ever category of life
Sam is more famous than el roach however
Are you moronic, Hasan gets mentioned by mainstream media on a semi regular basis and his streams average 30 thousand views. He’s way more famous than your incel king
hasan is a turkoid leftie pussy who hides from sam and screeches nazi at everything
Woah, sounds like somebody has a case of JellyBelly syndrome. Cope and Seethe, Hasan is a gigachad weeb who makes millions and donates to charity, Sammie is a virgin loser who “pretends” to be autistic and moronic, and looks like a goblin.
And yet hasan is the scared one. Curious
Go to bed Sam
Your lover "Hasan" will get raped by Sam.
in real life?
This picture makes me want to puke. I feel so lucky i am naturally hairless on my chest. And I have healthy skin. And the many other ways I don't look like this man.
I can't stop thinking about Robocop when I see his forehead
Wait did he actually get that tattoo to frick with Idubbbz? Because if so that’s insanely based and unfathomably autistic
I mog Samir Hydel
despite being 6'5 he looks like a manlet without a frame of reference because of his colossal head
I have the same problem and I fricking hate it
can't outlift skull size
We made it to the trending page boys
sammyboy if you want my attention just eat some turds straight out your bunghole on livestream (and say it's ironic) like the porn webms here :^*~~)
Who is this guy and why does he trigger libtards so much?
He’s the Frank Ocean for Chudcels
No one is talking about the one thing actually fricked up about Sam, not the intentionally disgusting selfies or weird body proportions, but his enormous bulbous head.
I imagine he could take a sledgehammer to the chin and stay conscious. Like when you look at all these pics just keep in mind that he's 6'4 / 6'5, with a huge body, and his head still looks way too big proportionally. The more you look the more insane it gets. This guy is just walking around with a cinderblock on top of his torso. What the frick happened? Has it always been like this? Is it still getting larger? What is the upper limit? Will it eventually just pop?
he mustve taken some ungodly dose of gh or something lol
>gets money by telling zoomers stupid "redpill" surrogate father figure shit like YOU NEED TO GET MARRIED BRO as he's 40 something years old and still alone
Who buys this shit? He's a grifter and a israelite now
Only watch occasional clips now but doesn't he say the exact opposite about marriage?
Lol. Sam telling the truth. Kids are not expensive.
>I refuse to believe
>doesn't give a single straight forward reason why it's not expensive
I agree is not THAT expensive (still requires a shit ton of sacrifices) but Hyde is playing dumb there.
He never has consistent takes, it's just whatever the terminally online zeitgeist is supporting at the moment.
Or he's like every other autistic on the Internet that gets super into 1 idea, abandons ship when shit hits the fan, and then say, "It's just irony, bro". Personally it's much more entertaining to me to imagine him as some turbo sperg.
I dunno, I think Charls was right and Sam's actually a hack. He's never funny off the cuff, he can only be kind of funny when he's got a script and breaks down giggling like Pete Davidson midway through. The TED talk thing he's most famous for he kept breaking his character and couldn't read from the scrip that came from reddit input
If everyone realized how fake and gay Sam is he'd be forgotten tomorrow
This chick I know got a boyfriend recently who is the spitting image of Sam Hyde. I used to have a crush on her in high school but she’s gotten quite fat. She broke up with her boyfriend from high school when they’d been dating for 6 years after she found him fricking another chick in her bed, and she came onto me at a friend’s party not long after that and was sitting on my lap and everything. autist that I am, however, did not realise this until the next day. I was also inebriated which probably didn’t help. Being incredibly autistic saved me from a grim fate. She seems happy with discount Sam Hyde though, I think they’re gonna get married next year and have little Sam Lite goblins.
Thank you for reading.
Did Sam have top surgery? Unironically I think him being a ftm would make him more based.
>this guy charges you for a podcast to tell you what men should act like and have his friend talk about being a car salesman
>something something mercedes benz bro
>ha ha ha fricking factorio
i cant watch half of his shit anymore i liked his live action satirical sketches, peoples opinions have just fricking grown stale on me over the years. its like nothing too reserved or extreme or insightful is worth jack shit, ive heard it all before. i just miss the schizo sketches
What the frick
Frick off Shamil Hydaev stop advertising your shit.
>tfw ftmtftm troony
he's just... ugly and grossfat who gets by with autistic rage and sperging out constantly. what a terrible, horrible existence
I mog him aesthetically and I dont even lift. But yes he punches harder than me.
what posesses a man to willingly look like wet dogshit?
An insecurity to be judged. If you look like shit automatically, then people will automatically treat you like shit. Only way up is from there.
jesus harry potter got old
the joe rogan tightly wrapped thanksgiving turkey mid section must be a result of the all the test these ladies run... oh sorry, i meant fellas, cause this is how real men look. (im implying they are natural born women on test, who now try to pass as men, hip to waist ratios dont lie, and why they are always hiding this, like sams hands in pockets photo here)
Tham plz go
Why does he get off on looking like a homeless schizo? Such an odd "brand" to adopt.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xnlWJYzKsDw
>no children
>father figure to millions
curious
God he objectively looks like shit.
But it's so funny!!! He hasn't made the Bert Kreischer "it's funny because my shirt is off...and I'm unattractive!" gag a million times yet. Definitely heckin based and redpilled, I like that he vaguely aligns with my failson ideologies, that means he accepts me and is fit to guide me
Bart Christler doesn't talk about the holohoax