>Mogs all other protein shakes

>Mogs all other protein shakes

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TW: Weightless/ED type toxic comments

    Hey!!! Okay so folks can’t believe I have to say this but when someone voices to you they feel a side effect they are having is loss of appetite never EVER say that it’s a “good thing” and “now you can lose weight without trying” oh my god!!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"muscle milk"
    >NON-DAIRY PROTEIN SHAJE
    uh cool it with the goy slop recs guys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had your goy mom giving me slop lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard of a shabbos goy, but this is ridiculous!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trying way to hard to fit in.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. I'm not racist or antisemitic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of proving my point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're kind of moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kind of proving my point

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >non-dairy protein shake
    >checks ingredients
    >there's dairy in it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Canola Oil, Carrageenan, Acesulfame Potassium
    Oh no, No, NO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not the heckin sneed oils and artificial sweeteners!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >defend seed oils
        >with an image that shits all over seed oil morons
        What’s it like to be this fricking stupid? Can you eat a pb&j sandwich and achieve bliss?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show me where he defended seed oils. He Didnt. He was pointing out the fanaticism that people can't help but bring up up everywhere

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those taste like shit, for me is the fairlife choky shake.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fairlife tastes wayyy better in my experience. I think it is whatever artificial sweetener they add. For an easy life hack, add some Splenda or coffee creamer to one of these bad boys and you are golden.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You actually choose to ingest that shit?
      Post body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I posted your moms body on my dick last night, haha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You actually choose to ingest that shit?
        Aspartame is 200x sweeter than table sugar and has basically zero calories. Hell yeah. Sign me the frick up for that shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Aspartame
          Anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Makes your protein shake taste like eggnog. Try it. The only downside is it might give you the shits later.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >only downside
              Do you live under a rock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, shamrock a little better, especially strawby

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you need sweets?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because it makes me happy 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you say troony

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking dog shit tier, holy shit.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good luck with that homosexual

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just had an idea about protein.
    Gonna test something rq

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yup. You can make shitty brownies out of it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's this when I don't have milk for my powder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Z2a6a3c.jpeg

      Here's the winner

      Ultrafiltered milk is such a scam. You pay a 10x multiple on milk for them to REMOVE shit from it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fat free
        >lactose free
        imagine being this moronic
        might as well drink whey protein with water

        poor and brown

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Browns want the lactose removed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You pay a 10x multiple on milk
        It's literally a dollar more for milk that has zero risk of suddenly spoiling before its expiration date.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lcNhSOr.png

      Kneel

      americans really put this amerislop in their dilapitated, posioned (by you know who) bodies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's milk sugar and protein powder.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Americans constantly on your mind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Our superiority appears to have caused some rent free behavior

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a pint of whole milk
    >two scoops of unflavored whey
    >a scoop of cocoa powder
    >slam that shit down
    Yes, I know I am better than you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tastes like chalk
      >clumps galore
      >bitter as frick
      >shitty micros
      I'm thinking cringe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he craves his artificial sweeteners
        Keep thinking instead of lifting iron. Stay humbled lil bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't lift while enjoying food
          NGMI

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >sucralose is "food"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Give me one (1) piece of concrete evidence that sucralose is bad for me.
              (I do not accept Rat studies where they inject them with some comical unrealistic amount and it gave them cancer)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not interested in your combative attitude. I'm merely pointing out that its not a food. Go argue with someone else

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok cool so you're just baiting and actually have 0 interest in talking about fitness or health

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is the kind of response I expect out of a white mom on twitter when I ask her for evidence that drinking orange juice gave her son moronation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok cool so you're just baiting and actually have 0 interest in talking about fitness or health

                >hey into gay meme wars with me
                No thanks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"i'm not gonna reply"
                >replies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >things nobody said for 500 Alex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fake quotes to be witty

                who are you quoting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know what quoting is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know what quoting is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fake quotes to be witty

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the winner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The official drink of the white man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fat free
      >lactose free
      imagine being this moronic
      might as well drink whey protein with water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >whey protein with water
        and?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lactose is sugar, goofy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A sugar that you literally suck from mamalian tit and you're designed to eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever get this? The normal milk I get says 9g protein/cup, and this is only 13g/cup for more than double the price.
      You could just add whey to milk and have whey more protein for whey cheaper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        didn't ask for the opinions of the poor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          raw milk+whey is the better product. Better macros, enzymes, more vitamins (and better bioavalaility than the ones added back in to fairlife). Can you not afford raw milk?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*nutribullet blocks your path*
    heh, make your own, kid. for real though best blender I've ever owned. no leaks and easy to clean.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not strawberry flavored

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How could you forget about the *actual* best protein shake?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$4

    Might as well but two pounds of chicken instead.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sad how Balkan shithole protein shakes mog all others, I tried lots of stuff from EU and US but still didn't find anything better

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess
    Sucralose?
    Enjoy cancer and ripping ass all night

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Regular chocolate fairlife milk has more protein than that in a healtier package.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS SHIT. EAT REAL FRICKING FOOD. DRINK CHICKEN AND TUNA DRINKS

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is pure goyslop.
    Only processed protein shake i've seen that is decent is Fairlife Elite. 42g of protein and dairy based without any garbage oils / abundance of artificial flavors/ sweeteners.
    OP is moronic and should be executed by a firing squad

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homemade protein shake recipe
    >375ml 2% milk
    >1 1/3 cup frozen blueberries
    >175g skyr
    >1 scoop whey
    57g protein 500kcal

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have my protein on a steak, please and thank you

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