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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taller cranium
    >manlet
    >large nose
    >small chin
    >narrow ribcage
    >broad hips
    >long forearms
    >sperg
    I'm literally the worst of both worlds. Rubbing my occipital bun rn and cursing my neanderthal ancestors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you at least have a monster dong? I've heard lots of medically moronic people have monster dongs

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand why early humans craved that Neandussy. It's like fricking a buff dwarf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was sex between early humans and neanderthals like? Must have been some seriously wild shit with how fit both party's would have been.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably involved a lot of rape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men frick goblinas too. The hope is even though you were a loser who couldn't get the high quality girls your son could change that. Parents always live through their children

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neanderthal-influenced traits
      >depression
      wtf why did they do that to us?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much all those conditions are due to inappropriate grain-based diets.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    left absolutely mogs right
    imagine getting destroyed by a manlet who can rip you in half

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't, because they're extinct for a reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, they were interbred within homosexual sapiens sapiens.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i can't, because they're extinct for a reason
        Humans simply outnumbered them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, they were interbred within homosexual sapiens sapiens.

          True. Modern whites will have the same fate as the neanderthals. A small percentage of the future mixed hominids

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *dies out*

        They never died out. They became us.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre a fricking moron who doesnt even understand the basic history of evolution. try to at least do a little bit of research before spouting bullshit on the internet

    • 2 months ago
      neandercuck

      *dies out*

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did scientist start calling neanderthals short? They averaged around 6ft for most of their history.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ass did you pull that out of?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here is an article I found in 2 seconds talking about the average height was the same as humans from the same time.
        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9850627/
        Let me search some more to find some info from other sources as the sample size of this article is pretty small.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they averaged around 6ft
          >article cited literally says "Neanderthals' height averages between 164 and 168 (males) resp. 152 to 156 cm (females)."
          found the moronic neanderthal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your reading comprehension is piss poor. Where do you live? I am going to come and stomp out your pathetic life.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              still waiting on credible evidence that neanderthals were 6ft tall...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.newscientist.com/article/2215803-ancient-footprints-show-neanderthals-may-have-been-taller-than-thought/
                https://www.livescience.com/neanderthal-footprints-children-playing-on-beach.html
                https://australian.museum/learn/science/human-evolution/homo-neanderthalensis/
                Where do you live ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "but four prints seem to have been made by an individual who was over 6 feet (1.8 m) tall. That's taller than the expected height of Neanderthals, so the print may have been made by a shorter individual with a heavy gait, the researchers wrote."
                ahh yes, definitive research.

                other article plainly states "males averaged about 168 centimetres in height while females were slightly shorter at 156 centimetres."

                yes, the verdict is in, neanderthals averaged 6ft tall, you absolute nonce

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking of a sample size of under 100 neanderthals. Btw I found the answer to my initial question which was when did they first start calling them short. I had read about them in an old ass encyclopedia. The first fossils found were the biggest ever found. Where do you live? I demand satisfaction.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We are talking of a sample size of under 100 neanderthals
                yeah, and there's no evidence to suggest they averaged 6ft tall. did you even read those 3 articles you posted?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again you didn't read what I said. Tell me where you live. I am going to cave in your skull and frick it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you continue to make dumb internet threats instead of admitting that you didn't find any evidence that neanderthals averaged 6ft tall? it's bizarre. i believe it's called "argument by pigheadedness".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I directly said I was misinformed. In fact from the very first post was phrased as a question. The reason I am going to frick you up is the way you talked to me. Tell me where you live.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol does it make you feel tough to talk like that?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever felt tough? Clearly you are an insecure b***h so you try to talk shit on the internet.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so you try to talk shit on the internet.
                i clearly misunderstood you and you're the one saying you're going to "cave in my skull and frick it". maybe it's the roid rage? i forgot this was IST

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No this isn't about a misunderstanding. This is about the insult. Not roid rage either I just have the flu and feel like fricking something up. If we can both admit that we both lost our cool a bit and weren't being reasonable then we can both let this go and I won't go trying to find out where you live.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're lucky I have to take my estrogen in 2 hours buddy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think it's clear which one of us lost our cool. what insult is this about? when i called you a nonce? settle down, ok?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shorter
    >have large bowridge
    >big calves
    I might be a neanderthal cracka bros

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have high Neanderthal dna on my moms side according to dna testing. It's kind of cool. It's super Caucasian to have Neanderthal genes apparently congoids never have any.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICK MY WIFE BECAUSE SHES SHORT AND HAS FRICKABLE HIPS
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  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I look basically like that neanderthal and am 180cm manlet =D

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