>Mom notices I'm bulking. >makes food with red meat, potatoes, stews. >mom notices I'm cutting

>Mom notices I'm bulking
>makes food with red meat, potatoes, stews
>mom notices I'm cutting
>makes food with chicken, fish and cauliflower rice

Thank you to all mamas

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mama's are ok.
    Mine wasn't great.
    My dad was dog shit too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made it all about you I see. I can see why your parents didn't like you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same man, almost feels like you never even had any parents to begin with.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jelly donut.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice thumbnail moronio

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mom calls me a DYEL every chance she gets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom fails to realize I'm bulking
    >she then proceeds to constantly tell me I'm getting fat
    Still love her tho.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had those sushi things one time when i was on vacation and i fricking loved them what are they called i want to get them again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      onigiri, easy to make you can season and use any filling you want
      main ingredients should be available in most grocery stores with an international/asian section

      i fill mine with tuna and mayo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that shit try nigiri(sushi rice and tuna preferably) put Wasabi under the tuna and either onions, Sriracha mayo, ponzu, or plain maybe pickled ginger if done right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >onions
        Some Black person figured out how to if loop wow dude, kikkoman by itself maybe stir with wasabi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably:
      >kombu
      >regular white rice maybe some sesame oil doubt any mirin but maybe
      >no meat or fish because it's some peasant shit, I bet Bonito flakes make it richer less is more it's what makes miso soup rich
      >but yeah looking at it it's plain white rice wrapped in kombu with white and black sesame seeds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was good because you were hungry

        This is why rich French people are so fat. Because their food is the best, jap food just doesn't have that fat and shitload of meat they eat like 4oz of meat per meal in japan.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mom doesn't care if i'm alive or dead

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based mom appreciation thread
    My mom is alright. She made some questionable life-choices and we grew up in poverty, but she taught me some good shit for life.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom spent my early childhood reminding me regularly that children ruin your life and I should never have them. She abandoned me once and only went back to get me because her own parents said they'd disown her in kind if she disowned me, and she was still financially dependent upon them because she was noncontributing trash who had never actually learned any employable skills.

    She threatened to kill me often, and I believed her for my early years. These would be the years she would look back fondly to as "the time when we used to get along", because she's too much of a narcissist to differentiate between loving respect and fearful subservience.

    She stole my life savings and took it to vegas, twice. Then when my other grandma died, my mom spent my modest inheritance on all the furniture she thought the HGTV police would want her to have if they ever showed up to our trailer with cameras to give my mom the attention the people on the TV got.

    When I was a pre teen and stopped believing that disobedience would result in my death, she changed it to her death. Suicide was her go-to threat when things didn't go her way. After a few years of indulging this trash, once even yanking the knife from her hand, I became totally apathetic to it and started telling her a million variations of "Do it, I don't give a shit."

    She then wrote a suicide note telling the world how her death would be my fault, and drove off in her Miata (which my father's mom had also paid for) screaming about crashing and dieing. I called the police and told them to stop the b***h from doing anything stupid, and she came home and told the police how horrible I am to her and how i'm always telling her to kill herself. The police made be leave at 17 and I was made homeless for many years to come. I was not allowed to take my clothes for school, which I still tried to go to.

    But you know, thank all mommas or whatever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you are doing better now Anon.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish I lived at home. tfwnogf means I eat poverty meals. I can cook alright but cleaning is the death of me so piles of dishes accumulate in the sink for weeks

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom is exactly the opposite, when I tell her i'm cutting she'll go out of her way to get pizzas and a bunch of snacks and eats them in front of me.

    In every other way she's a PERFECT mom, except when it comes to this.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks that she's gains goblining you like that.

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