> most dangerous man on then planet
> max bench is only 315x3
So umm yeah, why do we care about strength again?? How do I increase reaction time and coordination and explosiveness.
Of course it’s still an impressive bench but not super crazy. Average gym goer could get that in a few years if they really tried.
I’d rather be able to ko anyone with my bare hands than just be able to just pick up heavy pieces of rubber on a bar…
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>lmao3pl8
>impressive
ok
>99% of people that go to a gym will never 315x3
>fit calls it lmao 3pl8
99% of fit doesn't even lift
Post bench.
Id rather be able to bench more weight and have big muscles than be able to punch hard like a black person. I dont get into physical altercations because Im not a monkey.
Jone Jones isn't even a particuarely hard puncher. his striking is very versatile and takes advantage of both the the reach of his arms and legs alike, and times his grappling beautifully and is relentless. his mental is on point and he has a solid chin. basically, he is a complete fighter
not to mention as other people have pointed out, those are impressive numbers in the bench for someone that isn't a pure weight lifter, especially considering Jones has very long arms
granted... i know next to nothing about bench pressing as i have never actually lifted a gym weight in my life. i DO know that long arms make benching more difficult though
>i have never actually lifted a gym weight in my life
lmao quintessential IST post
it is. the only things i've ever lifted are timber, stones, my car on occasion if i ever got bored, Harley Davidsons (watch out for the damn spokes though...take my word on that one if you value your fingers), and people.
have you fought and defeated a man of every race including a rare deepwater israelite?
>Not wanting to do both when his country is being over run by monkeys.
moron.
Yeah let's see how effective your grappling and coordinated punches are when your being attacked by a pack of 5 or more nafris
You're thinking of ngannou. Jones excels at strats not power
NTA but Jones has always benefitted from physical advantages over his opponents on top of his skills. He has never really faced a guy he didn't outmatch athletically and had his hardest fights against dudes that came close to a physical match like Gus and Reyes. Definitely a powerlet as far as punching goes, of course.
Fricking fat pussy, keep justifying your weakness, the second your life is on the line you will crumble like a Chinese skyscraper
>Id rather be able to bench more weight and have big muscles than be able to punch hard like a black person. I dont get into physical altercations because Im not a monkey.
The Amerimutt, ladies and gentlemen.
you thought this post would make you look cool but all it did was make you seem like a cowardly b***h who is afraid of physical confrontation
315x3 for an endurance athlete sounds fricking impressive imo
>a clown pillow fighting in a cage
>most dangerous man on then(lol) planet
You'd think being moronic would get old at some point.
Yet here you are.
he's on a shitload of roids tho
A pictogram isn't a lot, not even relevant with modern testing.
Why did you take the time to make this thread?
This homie's body = high powered sports car.
Eddie Haul's body = a massive truck. A lot stronger and slower.
I would rather be A than B. Ok so fricking do it, specialize, or rather don't specialize
Eddie Halls body is just useless and unnatural and vain though. Jones’s body is clearly more useful.
Transport them both back to hunter gatherer times. Eddie hall would instantly die. Jones would survive much longer.
Ancient hunter gatherers weren't scrawny Africans hunter gatherers that can be blown away by a stiff breeze like your Yakubian mythology implies. They were strong enough to stab dulled stone through fur and fat and muscle and bone without the beast tearing it out of their hands.
They also needed the cardio to chase down prey. You think Eddy can do that? You think Jones can't?
Jones couldn't survive in a siberian climate to even hunt the mastadon. Everybody is built for different climates.
>They also needed the cardio to chase down prey.
Persistence hunting is a meme theory created by virgins and only done by the most desperate and least successful hunters in all of human history. Have fun chasing a deer over 10 miles and then carrying it 10 miles back to your pregnant women and children lmao. Not even mentioning the high risk of failure.
Anyway, rather than relying on useless persistence hunting, humans have tended to use group hunting tactics to corner and surround animals, as well as using weapons to damage animals over long distances. Also traps. This is how we kill megafauna, and you can even see that done today by the African hunter-gatherers. You don't kill an elephant by chasing it until it's tired, obviously, what a stupid idea.
There's a reason God gave humans hands and brains. Hunting isn't just about running. Yes hunting obviously involves some "cardio," but pretending like Eddie Hall would "die instantly" is moronic, especially considering how intelligent he is (traps and weapons). He would easily adapt, and his strength (and intelligence) would be a useful asset to any group of hunter-gatherers.
>Eddie barrels through the undergrowth with a thunderous snapping and hurls himself onto the ground, wheezing heavily, slick dark blood oozing from his chest and pooling into muddy clumps in the dirt
>"SEAPAPST"
>confused as to the mammalian monster, the chief who he had motioned to that he had come from somewhere distant with only the backpack of gear on his back approached the BEAST
>"SEAPAPST"
>Eddie, seeing the chief was confused, shouted in their tongue, "Sepoha-Ren!"
>his eyes suddenly alight at the work "mammoth-face", the chief ran afresh to Eddies hide pile and retrieved the object he desired from his strange bag
>returning, he quickly came to Eddie, who had drawn a crowd
>Eddie attached the CPAP and oxygen machine onto his face, closed his eyes and sucked deeply of the mana he needed
>the villagers had spoken of the mammoth man and many had come from neighboring tribes to witness this act
>satisfied, and with some of the native women padding at his wounds with licheon, Eddie removed his mask and rose like a log in a wave
>the BEAST began to tell his story- of where his wounds came from- acting it out as best he could and drawing crude pictures in the dirt where he had lain while using what crude nouns and verbs he had, at this point, picked up
>it was a harrowing tale, involving four saber-tooth tigers that he single-handedly snapped the necks of, his supreme athletic ability allowing him to carry a log to throw at them like donkey kong one at a time before hurdling the ravine along which they fought but by the fourth even he was worn out. And it struck this blow upon him
>he assured the villiagers that they would not find the dead cats, for they had washed down the river after tumbling down the hill, driven by his mighty logs
>and then everybody clapped and they made him their god
>and Eddie woke up gasping because his CPAP had slipped off again
Jones could 100% throw a spear harder than Eddie
100% genetics. His long arms make him an excellent spear chucker.
You're clearly extremely underaged. Nobody here cares about what you do or how you train. Your MMA IS BETTER THAN STRONGMAN FITE ME!!! thread is boring and embarrassing. Stop posting little homosexual kid.
Hunter gathers were strong as frick and could tear your dyel arms of and beat you to death with them before eating your corpse you fricking homosexual
Why do you care about what makes a good hunter gatherer? We're not going back
Sorry. Who?
*tickle*
*Left hooks you into the shadow real faster than you can reach for you toy*
i can see his wiener
And i wonder why more women are into ufc lately
>most dangerous man in the planet
Give me a gun and I win AND outbench him. Plus I’m not a nog
>Implying jon of all people isn't bringing a gun too.
>ONLY 315x3
How much do you bench op? Also jones is known for his grappling, not striking
Dude got them indian rapist genes
>dude can bench something that requires years of training dedicated to strength
>is also the best fighter
OP. The moral of the story is you can't be an elite level athlete without also being strong. Get back in the gym.
> most dangerous man on then planet
Really? How many divisions does he command? How many NGOs? How many story tellers?
Being given expensive toys to shoot at barely trained militia doesn't make you dangerous either.
>most dangerous man on the planet
>doesn't even have a double digit kill count
>no war crimes
>no followers or disciples
>not even a billionaire
What's the danger? That he might punch me if I agree to getting punched?
I'll just tag this post rather than type something similar
>only 315x3
That's very impressive though, literally elite level numbers. Especially for someone who isn't just a fat bloatlord
Your perspective has been warped by scrawny twinks on Instagram using fake weights, and fat morons on this board who flat out lie about their numbers. Everyone on the internet fricking lies actually lol. You don't seriously believe the guys who say they benched 2pl8 within 6 months of lifting right?
What are you talking about? Guy is fricking absolutely huge as a motherfricker. Thats not impressive at all. I benched 315lbs and i was160lbs. That fricking Black person is 255lbs
I still bench the same 7 years later but lmao3pl8 is achievable very easily in about 3 years of lifting. IST has been bussing since 2013. Ive been here 10+ years, I dont consider achievements that take 3 years that good. If you played the piano for 3 years or golf for 3 years you are probably alright but its not anything crazy impressive. People who started playing the piano since they were toddler have 20-30 years of experience, now that's impressive.
>I still bench the same BUT
It's 315 for three, not one, dumbass. And you still haven't exceeded your 1rm from seven years ago so apparently you have no idea what you're talking about.
>max bench is only 315x3
>only
do you realize how much that is at his BW for someone who doesn't specialize in powerlifting? you literally btfo'd your own argument in the OP. you're probably some mouthbreathing skinnyfat who barely benches 2plates yet dismiss 315 for reps as something easily achievable for the average gym goer unless he gets his bodyweight close to that number
*the average gym goer will never get anywhere close unless he gets his bodyweight close to that number
What did he mean by this?
Can I too be 6'4 and 255lbs?
He got ad big as 270 in the offseason.
One bullet is all it takes.
Jones is well known for his firearms related arrests
>most dangerous man on the planet
...of the apes, that is.
>most dangerous man on the planet
Gotta love how mmatards cope to embellish their hobby.
Because in reality the most dangerous man alive is some nondescript dude you’ve never heard of with good cardio, a lot of trigger time, and mkultra conditioning.
This. I've been doing mma and other h2h combat stuff all my life. But if you ever get into a situation where you need to use those, you've already fricked up
Has this meme ever even killed anyone?
He set and then defused some bombs and prepared to rescue some hostages before the entire operation was cancelled. I've heard him talk about his career and never does he mention firing a weapon or engaging any enemy.
I'm thinking this is midwit filter. Not everyone who was ever in Delta Force has a huge kill count because they need technical specialist and commanding officers and that's what this guy seems like. Might as well post a picture of a marine corp engineer.
Vining isn’t the baddest badass in all the land, but Delta training (or any other special forces training) is a lot more relevant to being a dangerous person than martial arts, and the contrast is what sells it because he looks like a dork.
My contention is that he seems unproven by the accounts I've heard. He was never sent out on a real mission where he accomplished anything, so he may have just been a dork with an unearned position.
I look deeper than the surface level and find out that this guy just got assigned to a bunch of cancelled missions.
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I know you've never played sports but that called a cup
Fighting is mostly cardio amongst professional fighters that are used to getting their face smashed in. Unless you’re gonna lift the guy up and throw him there is no need for ridiculously high lifts.
Too bar punching power literally has 0.5 correlation with bench huh
Strength is a meme. I saw a guy who I thought was a new year resolutionercel bench 120kg/260lbs no sweat yesterday. Dude was wearing an apehoop jersey and looked plain skinnyfat.
CNS genetics is a hell of a drug
Do they still let this niglet roidtroony apekin compete in combat sports? Methinks White needs to taste the back of my hand.
315 for 3 with is already top .1% strength, add that to that fact that jon has top .1% endurance and even better skill in MMA and yeah, it's easy to see how he's the most dangerous man alive
>> max bench is only 315x3
>only 315x3
Diagnosable morons on IST will try to convince you that this is light.
In all genuine, unironic seriousness if you think 315 lbs on bench is not much you are prototypically mentally ill and your thoughts are worth nothing.
Jone is as great fighter, one of it not the GOAT in mma. but let's be real: he ducked Miocic and the heavyweight division in general for most of his career
>315lbs bench isn't strong
>315lbs bench with 2 meter reach isn't strong
>He doesn't know that since the beginning of his carrer he has always done heavy lifting as part of his training
>But he doesn't have world record numbers so he isn't actually that strong.
Not only you are never going to fight, you are never going to lift.
yeah Jones is a big guy, any man with a seven foot wingspan is a big guy. wingspan and the leverage it provides matters so many times more in a fight than any weight lifting numbers
>most dangerous human
>fraud jones
casual
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Boxers avoid getting massive because it slows punches down.
That explains why prime tyson was renowned for his slowness
No they don't, what the frick lmao. Maybe stupid boxers say that, but that's not at all correct. They avoid "getting massive" because they would have to change weight classes and box less (due to lifting instead of boxing).
he would be more scarier and more bigger and stronger and have bigger penis and more masculine if he was a Indian chad with big Indian wiener
>more scarier
hello, mexican
Jon jones loves hindu wiener
>315x3
Frick I'd love to be able to triple a 3pl8 bench.
Jon jones reminds me of uday hussein for some reason
Can he dodge my bullet? You're right strength doesn't matter
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I don't live in a dangerous neighborhood. I'm white.