Most of the people seething about 'broccoli hairs'/zoomers are bald millennials seethe-posting from the barcade.
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Most of the people seething about 'broccoli hairs'/zoomers are bald millennials seethe-posting from the barcade.
ok
im a zoomer (a based epic zoomer not le cringe zoomer haha zyzz go brrr) and i fricking hate broccoliheads
I bet you don't get invited to parties
No, we're racists of all ages who hate wiggers.
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Zoomers did not popularize wavy and curly hair. Men have always had wavier and curlier hair than women. Women generally have straighter and lighter colour hair than men. Anyone that has not noticed this already is either underage or low IQ. Men in ancient Greek and Roman times are shown having medium length wavy or curly hair. You are probably a pinhead baldy that is jealous of men with hair.
Curly =/= wavy. Wavy is straight at short lengths but begins to show different texture at longer length. What you likely have is hair that has been affected by israeli genetics
This isn't a broccoli cut. Stop appropriating real art into your moronic zoomzoom shenanigans.
And no, I have a full head of hair, growing it out even. If anything I am noticing way more zoomers balding early than peers around my age.
Damn you really are moronic
moronic Hispanic
>t. zoomer with natural 2C hair
you aren't greek. you are a some variety of afro-Hispanic or semite with gross Black personhair.
I just think it looks gross and dirty.
Zoomers will NEVER be glam.
This was the worst of them all. Of all different sub cultures in the 80's this was the one promoted, monetized, and advertised the most heavily by a wide margin. Why?
>What does glam stand for?
>Gay LA "Metal"
- Dave mustaine
>A glam rocker saying glam rock is gay
Fair enough.
>Megadeth
>glam
Anon, I believe your ears are broken
Couldn't give less of a shit, it looks better than the swoopy scene fringes that were popular than I was a teenager
Ah I had that hairstyle 15 years ago
Good memories
Shut up you little twink
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bros…bring back the ‘00s. I can’t handle the modern world
Who are they? Slipknot ordered at wish?
>I'm fuarking Zyzz brah
Everyone that had this haircut after 18 became a cuck.
>Everyone that had this haircut after 18 became a cuck.
probably. Women in their 20s that liked guys like that also wanted to play with Poly shit
I understand why they do it the amount of emo girls i fricked because of this haircut was insane.
fr fr, IST morons appeal to the male gaze, benching 405lbs wont get you laid bro lmao
Yet still more guys who bench 4pl8 get laid than lookismcels who sit on discord & looksmax all day every day sorry bro
>stereotyping my generation is WRONG and BAD
>therefore I'll stereotype yours back!
This kind of just confirms that you really ARE a broccoli haired homosexual though.
Take the mullet pill.
I've actually seen zoomers rocking mullets lately, looks much more based than the moronic broccoli hair
This. People shit on mullets but a fit zoomer with one is peak hair fashion.
I look like the guy on the right and I'm seethe-posting.
both are awful
No, it's because you all have the same moronic normie tier hair cut. Fricking zoom zoom moron!
>shaved sides and swept to the side
there is no way youre saying this
But it looks like my late great grandmothers hair.
the broccoli cut is biggest balding receded hairline covering cope haircut there is you moron
Broccoli hair is an unironic israelite haircut from 1997. If you saw a guy in a show with that haircut you knew he would be a creep.
No fricking idea why zoomers thought they needed to bring it back. My only guess is some closeted guys thought it was cute and others copied them unknowingly.
But like for real, the broccoli cut really was a sexless israelite creep cut in the late 90s.
>No fricking idea why zoomers thought they needed to bring it back
It began with one or two popular streamers who decided that a perm was the best way to hide their receding hairline
Whats worse than the broccoli zoomer, single dangly cross ear ring, sweater with a formal shirt style zoomer?
The dyed obnoxious coloured hair was pretty bad about 5 years ago.
>tfw 23 yr old zoomer
Grim
ya
I do. I shave it every other day
height and lifts? honestly from the remnants that can be seen the clean shave will look 100% better than even if you ever got a transplant short of scifi tech of being able to regrow juvenile hair
I'm 5'9. I do clean shave every other day. My hair just grows fast.
I don't have any friends and work from home so I don't really have to worry about much thankfully. My family are the only people that ridicule me for being bald but I could care less. I'm planning to stay single for the rest of my life too. I think I'd be doing the human race a favor by not carrying on my shitty genes lmaooo
>My family are the only people that ridicule me for being bald
they shouldn't be since they're the ones responsible
It's mostly light hearted. My mom has made nasty comments before though.
>"anon, don't shave your head! you have no idea what you're doing! you look ugly bald! girls aren't going go like it!"
As if I have a choice lmao and this is coming from a woman whose father went bald in his mid twenties.
it's only the nasty comments that stick out to you, not all the good times. I shaved my shit at 21 due to being a NW3 and not wanting to deal with it, and I had comments from uni classmates saying I rocked it, but I once had some drunk chav woomen laugh once when I took off my hat and my mother said it didn't look good, and those are the comments that stick with you
Why are moms like that?
Same ones tell you that you loose too much weight and try to get you fat
this guy
is partly right, being bald makes you look older this is a fact, and when a mother sees their son getting old by extension they feel old, and also it's natural for mothers to try and coddle their children when they get older because it's tough to raise someone for 20 years and then have to let go of them
Good point
They're women
>it's only the nasty comments that stick out to you
This. I still remember my dad telling me I look like a cancer patient (being v skinny didn't help) and a friend(?) commmenting I look like a neo nazi a few times.
yeah man shit's fricked, I think most people just don't think before they speak and realise how harmful these things can be, yknow if it's not changable why would you mention it to someone you wouldn't tell a burn victim that their scars made them look worse even if it was true
wouldn't it be better to fully shave it at this point?
that looks like 3 days after a clean shave
its sucks because you are young, but as you age it will probably get easier. Don't let it get out of shape, keep up your routine like you would shaving for a job. The more you project a continuous stable image the more people will be chill with you being bald and be open to noticing your other better qualities.
Should've taken dutasteride at 18 or sooner. Your dating life must be absolutely gone.
the redpill is that if you're in shape and personalitymaxx you can still pull women even if you're bald young, sure banging bawds might be harder but getting an actual gf is a different game entirely
At least you're tall, right?
Memes aside, theres worse things that could have happened to you man
im a millennial with a manbun lel
i can be the most hated person in this conversation lmao
Joke's on you, I'm a bald Gen-Xer
reminder the zoomer cut is just short back and sides with a long fringe. A long fringe to hide their rapidly fading hair lines.
I used to think the perm and curls was just to emulate black/mixed hair but it's probably to make it seem thicker than it actually is
I'm a late millennial and I enjoy barcades. I still have all my hair and I am completely indifferent to the zoomer perm thing.
I'd rather be going bald than be a homosexual who's hair looks like pubes.
stop perming your hair
The broccoli haircut is a Norwood cope.
I don't see the broccoli hair thing where I'm from. Possibly cos that sort of curly hair isn't really a thing. Most young lads just have the same shitty short back and sides. I'm on the long hair vibe these days. Much better and the right kind of women seem to prefer it
boomer website. zoomers not welcome
I'm a guy with naturally curly hair, most people can tell the difference between me and the average broccoli twink, but it still pisses me off that they're cramping my style
LMAO CRY HARDER YOU VIGOROUSLY RIDE PATTY MAYOS MEAT
I don’t have balding genes
Sucks to be you
Who? Only people I see with this hair style are underage. You have a career right?
T. 98 zoomer raised by millennial brothers.
i dont think anyone "seethes" over it, but its an objectively stupid hairstyle that looks bad. Ask anyone.
As a bald man I seethe at all men with hair.
you can regrow it with enough time and effort
I just think the haircut is ugly.
My zoomer relative isn't broccoli haired.
Nah, full head of hair, dad with full head of hair, grandpa had full head of air in his 80s, l just think dudes with that hair have an 70% chance of being moronic, 90% if they are white
this is your life on vegetarianism
>you're a b***h
>everyone around you is a b***h
>you're not an adult
>you'll never grow up
>you'll continue to be a manchild, incapable of tackling any meaningful problems
>you'll continue to watch cartoons, play video games and be consoooom
>no one will save you
>ywnbaw
i wish i had a barcade
You do realise zoomers are going to have meltdowns in a few years when their Black personlocks fall out?
Daily reminder that:
>zoomers are on the most psychiatric meds of any generation ever
>zoomers are set to be the most obese of any generation ever when they reach middle age
>zoomers have the least sex of any generation ever
>zoomers have the lowest driver's license rate of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most autistic and spergy socially moronic of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most troony of any generation ever
>zoomers consume the most microplastics and forever chemicals of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most "government GOOD" of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most sensitive of any generation ever (just try not giving out your pronouns when you introduce yourself, or laughing when they give theirs!)
>zoomers are the most brainwashed of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most supportive of pedophelia of any generation ever, supporting teachers and adults that teach young children about sex and that tomboys actually need to be boys, and more sensitive males actually need to cut their dicks off because they're actually girls
>zoomers are the least driven of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most cucked of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most self-hating of any generation ever
You're all homosexuals, and it's not just your gay hair.
>zoomers have the lowest driver's license rate of any generation ever
This one always gets me. Outside of not being able to afford a car, which I understand, why not get a license? It gets you the frick out of your parents house whenever you want. Even if you have to use one of their cars.
>tfw zoomer and already Norwood 3