>mother nature's protein bar. >cheap af. >40 g of protein per ball. >free cool and refreshing brine

>mother nature's protein bar
>cheap af
>40 g of protein per ball
>free cool and refreshing brine
>tastes fricking delicious

why aren't you mozzmaxing?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat content is on the high side if you're trying to hit macros but it's a solid choice if you want to some cheese

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    over 2x the price per gram of protein than pocket eggs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grossest thumb nail I've ever seen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You win the battle, but I'm going to win the war

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mother natures protein bar
    if it’s so great then explain to me why Italians are not all ripped

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only eat pizza and pasta
      >only form of exercise is gesticulating during talking
      >living with your mom until age 35 decreases testosterone

      golly gee I wonder

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do wops live with mama for so long? Property is so cheap in Italy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not actually that cheap tbh and they’re all lazy, plus there’s few well paid jobs. All of those with any sort of ambition emigrate and it’s part of their culture to sit at the beach all day and not work too hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because papa got pinched for sticking up the local deli and someone's gotta take care of her while he's in the can

          Italians are the blacks of whites

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cause papa and mama have a very nice house, and it's a waste to spend extra only to stay in a shittier place

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR OWN YOU HAVE TO MOVE TO THE BIG CITY TO STUDY AND BUST NUTS AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL YOU DIE FROM LONELINESS

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gets macro mogged by quark which is even more refreshing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Quark is the superior nature's protein bomb. Also can be made into syrniki which are absolutely delicious and still very rich in protein.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i refuse to consume anything called quark

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i quarked your mom last night

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy your nogainz, yoghurt boy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eat tvarog then

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Quark#German
            >With the Central German development tw- qu- (see quer) from late Middle High German twarc, from a West Slavic language (compare Polish twaróg), from Proto-Slavic *tvarogъ. Cognate to German Low German Dwarg. Doublet of Quargel
            huh, one case where the germ one comes from the slav one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DWZepkd.jpg

      picrel is better protons, arla bioshit ones even better when they're on sale

      AH mozzarella per 100g:
      kcal: 247
      protein: 18g
      EUR: 0.445
      https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi506235/ah-mozzarella

      AH skyr per 100g:
      kcal: 262
      protein: 11g
      EUR:0.29
      https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi425572/ah-skyr-ijslandse-stijl

      AH lean quark per 100g:
      kcal: 213
      protein: 8.5g
      EUR: 0.189
      https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi458995/de-zaanse-hoeve-magere-kwark

      Moz per 100 kcal:
      protein: 7.29g

      Skyr per 100 kcal:
      protein: 4.19g

      Quark per 100 kcal:
      protein: 3.99g

      Moz per EUR:
      protein: 40.5

      skyr per EUR:
      protein: 37.9

      Quark per EUR:
      protein: 45.0

      Seems quark wins in the value for money department, and mozzarella has the better macros. So if you're poor, go for quark. Otherwise, mozzarella is better. Plus it's infinitely easier to get down a couple balls of mozz than a big tub of quark. I know german magerquark has better macros than what they sell here (because our quark is actually just fortified yoghurt), but it's not available here so idc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        good analysis, I'd add that some factors might make one or other product a better fit, e.g. personal taste (e.g. AH moz light tastes terrible to me, regular is alright) and if there's too much/little satfats per proton

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          AH mozzarella per 100g:
          kcal: 247
          protein: 18g
          EUR: 0.445
          https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi506235/ah-mozzarella

          AH skyr per 100g:
          kcal: 262
          protein: 11g
          EUR:0.29
          https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi425572/ah-skyr-ijslandse-stijl

          AH lean quark per 100g:
          kcal: 213
          protein: 8.5g
          EUR: 0.189
          https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi458995/de-zaanse-hoeve-magere-kwark

          Moz per 100 kcal:
          protein: 7.29g

          Skyr per 100 kcal:
          protein: 4.19g

          Quark per 100 kcal:
          protein: 3.99g

          Moz per EUR:
          protein: 40.5

          skyr per EUR:
          protein: 37.9

          Quark per EUR:
          protein: 45.0

          Seems quark wins in the value for money department, and mozzarella has the better macros. So if you're poor, go for quark. Otherwise, mozzarella is better. Plus it's infinitely easier to get down a couple balls of mozz than a big tub of quark. I know german magerquark has better macros than what they sell here (because our quark is actually just fortified yoghurt), but it's not available here so idc.

          why do you talk about sucking penis all of a sudden? Is there something you want to tell us?

          Quark causes gigahomoism. You'll be suckling penis in no time.

          I don't know what fake stuff they sell in your swamp but quark has 13.1 g protein and 70 kcal @ 100g and 500g cost 1.35€

          it's so funny reading your posts in german/dutch accents lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            9/10 of those posters are immergrants, I bet
            t. one of them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what fake stuff they sell in your swamp but quark has 13.1 g protein and 70 kcal @ 100g and 500g cost 1.35€

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quark causes gigahomoism. You'll be suckling penis in no time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you talk about sucking penis all of a sudden? Is there something you want to tell us?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *12.1g

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kaufland?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >skyr
        >262 kcal
        wtf? my skyr has 60 calories and 11g protein pr 100g

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          good catch, anon saw 262 but missed it's the nerd kJ thing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy Shit. You literally just changed my life.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          make sure to check his work, he mixed up kJ and kcal on at least one

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    picrel is better protons, arla bioshit ones even better when they're on sale

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AH Skyr: 55 g protein for €1.45
      >AH mozzarella: 40g protein for €0.89

      moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        22.5 g for 89c, no?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyr and Kefir cause homosexuality

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    same as any non american cheese, not bad just pure protein and fat, but its more profitable to eat off brand protein ~~*~~*yogurt*~~*~~, it comes without sugars or fat, the one i buy is 50gr of protein for 500g of yogurt for 1,45 euros. i just pop one of those bad boys at work and i dont need to eat anymore until lunch. i eat fresh cow cheese as a snack if i get hungry randomly.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap af
    im sure cheddar is cheaper

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking delicious
    can confirm if anyone asks , with a leave of basil......oh madonna .

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have Greek yogurt

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make your own skyr at home cheap

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes my belly hurt

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mother nature's protein bar
    Its mostly fat

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