>move to new area
>start working out at new gym
>while listening to music and feeling it, I side step back and forth and lightly tap my feet or sway a little bit side to side
>gym bully took notice
>gym bully now calls me “Happy Feet” every time we pass by
What do? Unironically I really want to kick him in the nuts, but I don’t want to be banned from the gym and this guy is like twice my size—a slightly smaller Rich Piana look-alike
Thats a funny nickname, its pretty based actually, own it
this. frickin a man that's an easy one to own and thrive on.
my nickname at the gym is homosexual
Either get a home gym or go at a different time, are you moronic?
>'LMAO DIS homie HAPPY HES HAPPY HOLY HELL LOL'
Take the compliment and move on
Go somewhere without cameras and kick him in the nuts hard and then do a little jig in front of him and walk away.
>ROIDING
>HAVING NUTS
people dont usually give people nick names unless they're fricking with you. He most likely likes you as a friend and is shooting the shit. Accept the complement and make a new fren
jfc this. just bullshit back with him and since he's bigger than you, start working out together. he'll help you push through limits. lifting is always better with a partner and since you say youre in a new area i assume you dont have one.
>oh i prefer to work out alone bc xyz
shut up and go make a friend or accept the mediocrity solitude brings you. kick him in the nuts are you fricking 12? jesus
that's like a colleague at work calling you "Tuna" just because you ate a tuna sandwich on your first day
Maybe close ur legs and theyll stop calling u tuna, bawd
Just call him something equally offensive. Since happy feet isn't very offensive, keep it mild. Don't let it bother you and show that it doesn't bother you. If he chimps out, keep your cool.
"Hey its happy feet"
"Oh hey, what's up stinky feet?"
>hey whats up stinky feet
KEKKING AT THE AUTIST THAT WOULD SAY THIS
holy shit moron “Happy Feet” is a witty, remarkably accurate reference to a funny penguin dancing, similar to the action op provided. Saying “stinky feet” makes you sound like an 8 year old girl. lil b***h homie
the Costanza option, truly the worst advice ever
find a nickname for him based on some moronic personal thing only he does. apply it. stick to it.
when a boxer gets hit, doesn’t he swing back?
>Gym bully
What are you fricking 12?
Most adults are just very large children
>oh, look it's happy feet
>what's up homosexual?
Done. You've now successfully made him hate you and he'll either try and fight you or he'll think you're a c**t and leave you alone
Dance harder. Sing along even
is he actually bullying you or is he just trying to have some friendly banter and you're too much of a sensitive b***h and take it to heart?