My brother has been dating a Latina broad for a few months, and in that time, he has noticeably gained weight. Is mexican cuisine truly devoid of proper nutrition? Is it possible to eat burritos and tacos without turning into lardball? Can you turn traditional Mexican food healthy?
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>Is it possible to eat burritos and tacos without turning into a lard ball
Anon did you know tortillas are literally made out of lard
I know that they can be if they're homemade, right? I know his gf can cook, but if he's eating full on lard tortillas then they explains a shit ton
they cook literally everything with lard
I want to try that. I've been using butter and I no longer like the taste.
Yes it can be, but traditional shit, the way that girl has been taught. Is to cook everything with lard. That shit is not a requirement for good latin food.
If they're homemade you fricking moron. Storebought isn't, companies won't waste the money on it when they can mass produce without.
Yeah, why pay a premium for lard whe they can use sneed oils instead?
She's already fat and one pregancy away from becoming a true obeast.
It's not devoid of nutrition, but it's calorically dense.
No it's why mexican girls turn from pretty girl to toad mutants at midnight of their 21st birthday
I was a fit Latino all my life until my 26th Xmas. Now I have a beginning boomer beer belly.
Honesty have a nice day, manlet
not hard to stay lean even on processed trash if you aren't a slave to food. it's not the cuisine's fault your moron brother can't not stuff his face every few hours.
can confirm beaners spend 90 percent of their paycheck on groceries
I worked with a lot of Mexicans when I was a chemical operator at this plastic manufacturing plant. I was one of the only white people there but I was basically doing my own shit all day and didn't have to interact with other people but I would usually eat lunch in the break room. The Mexicans would have a full on fricking like holiday feast tier meal every day for lunch. Like multiple dishes of food they are sharing. Cutting up watermelon and sprinkling seasonings on it. Every single day. It was interesting to observe because I'm sure their breakfast and dinner was equally big.
I tried some of their watermelon with this like salty/sweet/sour/spicy powder they put on it and honestly I don't really understand at all.
white pipo don't season dey watamelons
they get foodstamps
I'm sure that was Tajin and your tastebuds are broken if you didn't like that shit in your watermelon
I mean it wasn't bad but I don't think it added anything. It's kinda autistic for everything to need to taste like spicy candy
Ok, Juan.
Can confirm these people eat what I would consider a full dinner with multiple side dishes and desert every day for lunch. Not all of them end up fat but it’s probably 80%+. Never dated one but I’m going to assume they’re all architects. Once they have you with 3 kids and 50lbs overweight they’ll have you forever.
Tajin is better on fruits like mango or cantaloupe. Salt on watermelon is incredible.
It's because she probably makes him eat a lot.
I started gaining a little weight recently (still fit) since dating my gf because we spend every day together and get lunch and dinner, which are large portions, when normally I'd skip lunch most days.
When I worked with a mexican at my last manufacturing job he had a full meal every break and during lunch. The food smelled really damn good.
How do they have such big appetites? Seems like hispanics have good bulking genetics if they get on roids and lift
They're related to Siberians and Mongols, who have as good of heavy lifting genetics as Northern Europeans and Slavs
The Anglo worker culture was spread to them.
Eat huge and work 12 hours a day.
This results in a giant belly but your arms and legs will still be fit from the long ass time you are hauling heavy things and walking.
Parents are usually obese and/or overweight and Mexican portions are gigantic as a result. Also, Mexican food is delicious so I can just keep eating.
Burritos are the perfect bulking meal, just beef, cheese, vegetables and guac wrapped in a proper wheat tortilla is like 1000 cals, ~70g protein.
It's just that most mexicans are too exhausted after roofing or garden work to go to the gym and just pop some beers on the couch.
Beaner food is for beaners. Your bro needs a new gf.
He should move more, eat less, and learn to say no. Simple as. Sage.
based and latinapilled
Even this one is starting to catch Fat Face. I work with Hispanics and the fat ones have fat faces while the fat whites have normal faces, unless they're huge. But Hispanics deposit half their fat in the face.
Beans are absolutely terrible for human consumption. A lot of Mexican cuisine is high in both fat and carbs which are two things you really don't want to mix in the same meal.
>eat beans
>high carbs trigger insulin response
>response tells the better to quickly store the high fat levels
>high fiber binds the protein
>shit out fiber and protein
>become fat frick with no neck
>Get with woman who actually wants to sexo
>Keep lifting but have to eat at a surplus to keep up
>Gain weight but are happier than you've ever been
Seems like a win to me, senpai
The crazy sex comes with a crazy personality too. High risk high reward relationship.
Every woman is different you woman hating frick
The crazy sex and crazy personality come from the childhood molestations.
Just about ready to go to my white family's Christmas dinner (we do it early) and I can't wait to enjoy the fantastic white dishes of
>sugar free jello
>low carb muffins
>unseasoned turkey with no stuffing
>boiled eggs
>canned corn
Want to come to mine? We're having a standing rib roast, porcetta, gravalax, deviled eggs, various potatoes-roasted and mashed, red cabbage with bacon, roasted asparagus, butter peas, other raw veggies and dips, cheese stuffed and bacon wrapped jalapenos, cheesy cauliflower soup and other stuff i'll probably try. Desserts will be various pies and some custards.
Sounds good. They didn't even have turkey because it's not keto or something.
They're doing keto poorly. You can eat really well on keto if you know how to cook. One year one of the women had gestational diabetes so she thought she couldn't eat dessert, them my aunt (best chef in the family) made a creme brulee for her that was like 5 carbs for a large serving without the crunchy caramel topping, but even with the sugar it was still under her maximum carbs. The pregnant woman was really happy that she could eat it and that her insulin didn't go crazy.
Mexican dudes are literally made of butter and beans, not to mention they fricking stink lol
>broad
Why are you talking like a guinea boomer from 1950?
People usually gain weight in a relationship regardless of race
Yes it is void of nutrition. Every Mexican is short and fat or 100lbs soaking wet. Mexico is very much like the wild West. There's even territories within the country where the water supply is replaced with coca cola.
I WANT A LATINA GF
I WANT A LATINA GF
having a gf predisposes you to weight gain