My crush from Spain is gonna visit me in 2 weeks and I'm not prepared (skinny dyel), what can I do in that amount of time to look presentable wit...

My crush from Spain is gonna visit me in 2 weeks and I'm not prepared (skinny dyel), what can I do in that amount of time to look presentable without the use of ste*oids

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's his name

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Il meet her for you, Ill pretend to be you and do all the things you ask me to do with her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you can seduce her and frick her good, im for it

      >what can I do in that amount of time to look presentable without the use of ste*oids
      Nothing. Doesn't she know how you look?

      She only knows my face and that I lift, but Im a beginner lifter, so essentially a dyel

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what can I do in that amount of time to look presentable without the use of ste*oids
    Nothing. Doesn't she know how you look?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Having an online crush
    >On a fricking wetback
    Holy shit lmao you aren't prepared but life will fix you up quicker than my words can

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No offence but are you a moron?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes just american lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you assume I'm moronic, do I have an e crush on displaced Mexican b***hes?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What makes you assume I'm moronic
          It's not an assumption. It's evident from your posts.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1 peso has been deposited in to your account

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >American banter

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't project now.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiter than you, Daiqueerius

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 weeks and I'm not prepared (skinny dyel)
    >what can I do in that amount of time to look presentable
    I fricking live for posts like these. I love summer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of saying
      >consume more protein
      >push yourself more to failure
      >go more days & sleep more
      >do some manual labor to feel like a man
      >try to keep the pump as often as possible

      You go with the
      >it takes le 2 years to even see some result
      Midwit take

      This is why fit is shit

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nofap

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you can't do shit. Good luck, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you butthole

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have thought of that earlier, dumb froghomosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what now? Do I have to cut the losses, cut contact and just lift until next girl comes around?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop simping for espics you queer

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