Reminder that the guy behind these stories lived with his mother until he was 30 then committed suicide because he was a virgin and the only relationship he ever had (at 28) ended horribly.
Anyone ever cuck a lesbian? Did this a couple times in college actually, even fricked one of their girlfriends fully straight, and I’ve found it to be one of the most satisfying feelings ever. More than cucking a guy. Because at least a guy is a real male. These women LARPing as guys deserve nothing but the most public of embarrassments. Don’t you fricking try to deny reality or engage in perverted relationships in my presence you fricking dyke homosexual lmao.
You will never be a man. No one will ever consider you manly or masculine. You will always be made fun of behind your back for pretending to be something you are not. Dykes are the most pathetic beings in existence. In a few sentences said directly to your face, I could make you cry and think about what I told you every day for the next year. You’ll need meds and therapy to cope, but even that won’t br enough to take off the edge. You’re associated with LGBTQpedos and you will never not be hated in this world. The best part is? No matter how much support from big corps you receive, you will always know the haters are right to be disgusted by your ilk, and hence your suicide rates will remain astronomical - as they deserve to be.
>a member of the mentally ill gay community attempts to school non-homosexuals on intellectual disabilities
The only thing wrong with IST is it’s not quite alpha enough (yet) to band together and beat the shit out of perverted “people” like you. (As well as liberal women.)
As a lesbian I have slept with two "straight" women who had male fiancés at the time, one without the fiancés knowedge, one multiple times that proceeded the end of the engagement
Also as a lesbian I'd bet on having fricked more women than 99% of the skelly incels that fill this board
Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
>As a lesbian I have slept with two "straight" women who had male fiancés at the time, one without the fiancés knowedge, one multiple times that proceeded the end of the engagement
yeah thats disgusting, infidelity is disgusting
I know its more on them than on you, but still, you should not enable infidelity
Okay? Yet you still consider suicide every night, because despite your shortcomings, you are still a mentally ill failure of a warped, perverted, ugly inside-and-out excuse for a human being. You will never know what it feels like to be a man and frick and dominate a woman with your huge wiener, instilling fear in her as you douse her with your massive cumshot to her face. You will never be one of the guys. Some daddy issue girls may try you - but they will always, always go back to their rightful place: under a real man. And you should go back to your rightful place: six feet under. Hang yoirself.
Life is pretty good atm actually, if I had been born with a dick I would have hated looking at it in the mirror every day, and when I've pulled out the strap for ladies (not my personal preferrence usually) I've been given compliments and told how incompetent you guys can be in bed, so I thank God for making me a lesbian
This is my first time coming here in a while, you gays are just pathetic as usual
>I've been given compliments and told how incompetent you guys can be in bed
uh huh, im sure the homosexually inclined women that let you get near you are very unbiased
>This is my first time coming here in a while, you gays are just pathetic as usual
Agree
I’ve not seen tears failing to be held back this bad since I slapped the shit out of my bisexual ex-girlfriend for wanting to put a gay flag sticker on her water bottle and every time she respected some they/them’s pronouns.
Kek what a fricking loser. No wonder she's your ex. You psychotic little manlet frick.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Get off of IST you homosexual. You could tell she got off on me slapping her, I’d hit her and threaten to kick her out and she’d beg me to let her still be my gf. I swear she purposely starting pissing me off so I’d do it more.
She’s my ex because after a while it got old slapping her to keep her in check. She was 24 and used to date some dyke who clearly was incapable of keeping her in line and ruined her. I only date 18-22 year olds now.
But I’ll tell you there are few things as satisfying as smacking up some smug b***h and watching her tear up knowing she’s helpless and she’s finally paying the price for her liberal ways. Men, start showing women consequences like this and you’ll get a cute trad gf who’s obsessed with you in no time
8 months ago
Anonymous
You think this is funny until a cop beats the shit out of you for being the tiny little man you are and getting just desserts.
Kek, any average male walking down the street could rape you if he so wanted and you could do nothing about it, dumb b***h. The only reason they don’t rape you is because you’re repulsive.
As a lesbian I have slept with two "straight" women who had male fiancés at the time, one without the fiancés knowedge, one multiple times that proceeded the end of the engagement
Also as a lesbian I'd bet on having fricked more women than 99% of the skelly incels that fill this board
Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
two real and based stories from real and based anons
I have a casual thing going on with a lesbian couple I met at the gym years ago. We have threesomes every once in a while, and they invite me to parties where I've met women and twinks to frick. They invited me to their wedding next April, I'm happy for them.
Lesbians don't exist. All women crave wiener like crazy, the so-called "lesbians" are just ugly/fat women that no guy wanted to frick. As soon as any lesbian gets a taste of wiener, they mysteriously turn straight again.
>be me >get lesbian friend in highschool >she ends up drooling over my abs and touching my body >we date >FF 5 years, we get married >to this day still refuses to give me a FFM 3sum
>All women are bi.
I think, more accuratley, women are a little more flexible sexually, in general.
I agree though, dont be put off by 'lesbian' women, as they are far more likley to be bisexual than genuinley lesbian.
>sexuality is contextual! >gender is fluid! >trans women are women! >drag shows are a wonderful cultural experience for children! >everyone is actually gay!
Please, I beg you, go to Russia or a Middle Eastern country and say these things out loud, in public. :^)
8 months ago
Anonymous
Boy-fricking is ubiquitous in the Middle East. They just don’t consider it gay, same as the Greeks.
8 months ago
Anonymous
they should
because it is
8 months ago
Anonymous
>muh ancient greeks were big gay
You're moronic and should have a nice day. Gay men were considered subhumans in ancient Greece. Rightfully so
Ancient Greeks thought badly of homosexuals. It's propaganda that says otherwise.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Can you provide scholarly proof?
8 months ago
Anonymous
No. I can supply half remembered quotes and information that I can't substantiate, and you're options are to say I'm wrong or agree.
8 months ago
Anonymous
*Your options
8 months ago
Anonymous
They thought so badly of them that they put them on their pottery and made them their elite soldiers
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
8 months ago
Anonymous
We think badly of psycopaths but the military is full of them, what is your point?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Less than 0.001% you historical revisionist gaylord
I sucked some lesbian breasts a couple of times. We were about to frick once but she got too drunk and started vomiting.
She found a gf and forgot about me. It was rather uneventful but she did allow me to do some stuff she usually doesn't allow guys to do and it was probably because of my body.
No, she liked my abs. I show them off a lot. I find that generally women who like women find attractiveness in that kind of exhibitionism. I had luck with bisexual girls when I started that kind of behavior.
Lesbianism as an outcome of fear of men or a bad experience of men is common, but guys never go gay after a woman does something dumb.
I reckon its because of the psyical assymetry between males and females, ie that we acrtually are a threat to them or at least have the capacity.
I think I would have to get to know them a bit better first.
That and I find the idea of having to balance my attention between two people a nightmare.
Hmmmmm
Maybe while drunk
Definitely preferred over the right
Such a shame that all males can't be as cute and sissified as left, their existence would be much more tolerable
Are lesbians even 'real'? I've found that every lesbian I've ever met and came to know well eventually revealed themselves to be just as desperately seeking the attention and validation of men as any 'straight' woman, it's just buried deep under several layers of their protective ego.
I've had lesbians just straight up flirt with me, grope me, I've had them """jokingly""" tell me they'd make an 'exception for me', get excited when they see me and eager to please/open up their feminine side around me, etc. I truly think the majority of them are simply failed women, too ugly and/or mentally damaged to commit to the feminine gender ideals required to secure male attention. Just like how failed men adopt a 180 strategy, instead becoming women in desperate hopes to court men or other troons, lesbians do the same, doubling down on their weak understanding of masculinity in hopes of securing a woman. I don't think it is any surprise then how common the butch to FtM pipeline is becoming. It's just the next logical step.
With all this said, having a sociable lesbian friend as a wingman and/or connection to meeting straight women is an absolutely incredible asset. If you are good to them, they will 100% get you laid.
Lesbians, just as gays, are turned so by rape especially in their childhood and are unable to see themselves fulfil their gender role anymore because they associate it with abuse
I once dated 2 lesbians for awhile it was okay. They weren't really the dyke type lesbians you see in this thread. I kinda wish I stayed in the relationship as they were both caring people
What's so surprising about it? When you're not home your wives can frick and hang out, when you are you can have sex with 3 or 1 of them. Seems like the ideal relationship. Two moms to raise the kids too.
My fav thing to do with bi girls is after a couple weeks, when they start hinting at me to tell them I love them and clearly want to bear my children, I start off subtlely, then get progressively more and more overt in my shaming of them for ever being bi and acting on it. I tell them that they’ve ruined themselves in my eyes and are likely not ever going to be marriage material because of it. The horror and despair in their eyes is so satisfying. I make sure to let them know that I may come around to thinking of them as marriage material, but since they threw their lives away acting on some TikTok-encouraged “experimentation”, the only “men” who will likely accept them are either cucked betas, or meth grads who will end up likely selling them out for drugs and alcohol.
I pull this shit with other things too, like higher than average body counts and tattoos. It really, really gets to them and made me realize early on that women only behave like this because most men are too afraid to speak up and shame them
You sound like a giant piece of shit and a woman. Normal people don't manipulate others and feed off of misery. They don't see people as objects. I don't even think you are capable of self reflection and considering you are in the wrong. Just a hurt motherfricker hurting other hurt people.
You think this is funny until a cop beats the shit out of you for being the tiny little man you are and getting just desserts.
Crying troony pro-LGBTQ hands typed these posts. These women all have called me the best relationship they’ve ever had (aside from the verbal/physical stuff which they come around to admit they deserve) and are devastated when I break up with them. Also to be clear, only one of these relationships was ended by the girl, and she was a 25 year old virgin who had never been kissed and was terrified at the thought of sex 2 weeks in.
Based. These prostitutes deep down love to be shamed. Make sure to frick them in their buttholes and have them lick your dick clean afterwards so they physically realize how truly untermensch they are.
I just switched to a gym with a climbing wall for the express purpose of hanging out with bisexual zoomers with the wolf haircut.
I love the whole disaffected personality thing they do. It drives me fricking nuts. There was a lesbian in a grad class I took last year and she had short hair and a cute nose and never smiled once and I think I stared at her 90% of every class.
Thanks, bro. My first day is going to be tomorrow morning. I can't wait to start saying "geeze how do you guys do [x lane]? what's your technique?" and shit like that.
This sounds predatory >What's the relationship with your dad like? Strained? >Tell me about it when you come in next week >Where do you live?
I've never been to a Trader Joe's but do they employ groomer lesbos as cashiers?
It’s a joke on the fact that they encourage their cashiers to make invasive small talk. Dyke last week asked me what kind of music I listen to, like b***h I’m just trying to buy some peanut butter pretzels and frozen pizza leave me alone
Opposite for me, there were some skater/alt chicks in my uni classes who would've been hot if they didn't speak like they were completely dead inside. I like loudmouth chicks
My dream is to be a warlord and make a living taking tributary from different towns.
>make a living taking tributary from different towns
You mean being a politician?
Reminder that the guy behind these stories lived with his mother until he was 30 then committed suicide because he was a virgin and the only relationship he ever had (at 28) ended horribly.
which stories?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Howard#Death
No? I think he killed himself due to sadness at the death of his mother.
This happens in men that don't find wives. Most men marry a woman to treat her as his new mother.
>Most men marry a woman to treat her as his new mother.
I never understood this as I pride myself on being able to cook/clean etc
Anyone ever cuck a lesbian? Did this a couple times in college actually, even fricked one of their girlfriends fully straight, and I’ve found it to be one of the most satisfying feelings ever. More than cucking a guy. Because at least a guy is a real male. These women LARPing as guys deserve nothing but the most public of embarrassments. Don’t you fricking try to deny reality or engage in perverted relationships in my presence you fricking dyke homosexual lmao.
You're a massive loser.
Actually no, the homosexual dykes I cucked are the massive losers.
They’re all essentially string beans too, so I’m not even that big and the “toughest” ones are still intimidated by me and didn’t do jack shit.
>t. cucked dyke
Fricking fat chicks is not an accomplishment, anon.
Holy fricking based
Based more details please
t.failed male
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
You will never be a man. No one will ever consider you manly or masculine. You will always be made fun of behind your back for pretending to be something you are not. Dykes are the most pathetic beings in existence. In a few sentences said directly to your face, I could make you cry and think about what I told you every day for the next year. You’ll need meds and therapy to cope, but even that won’t br enough to take off the edge. You’re associated with LGBTQpedos and you will never not be hated in this world. The best part is? No matter how much support from big corps you receive, you will always know the haters are right to be disgusted by your ilk, and hence your suicide rates will remain astronomical - as they deserve to be.
DYKES AND gayS ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY SHIT
Fricked a lesbian once it wasn't anything special.
kek based
IST has always been moronic in the figurative sense but this is genuinely becoming a board for the intellectually disabled now
>a member of the mentally ill gay community attempts to school non-homosexuals on intellectual disabilities
The only thing wrong with IST is it’s not quite alpha enough (yet) to band together and beat the shit out of perverted “people” like you. (As well as liberal women.)
As a lesbian I have slept with two "straight" women who had male fiancés at the time, one without the fiancés knowedge, one multiple times that proceeded the end of the engagement
Also as a lesbian I'd bet on having fricked more women than 99% of the skelly incels that fill this board
Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
omg
>As a lesbian I have slept with two "straight" women who had male fiancés at the time, one without the fiancés knowedge, one multiple times that proceeded the end of the engagement
yeah thats disgusting, infidelity is disgusting
I know its more on them than on you, but still, you should not enable infidelity
>Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
>Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
Least believable thing in this shitty thread
Okay? Yet you still consider suicide every night, because despite your shortcomings, you are still a mentally ill failure of a warped, perverted, ugly inside-and-out excuse for a human being. You will never know what it feels like to be a man and frick and dominate a woman with your huge wiener, instilling fear in her as you douse her with your massive cumshot to her face. You will never be one of the guys. Some daddy issue girls may try you - but they will always, always go back to their rightful place: under a real man. And you should go back to your rightful place: six feet under. Hang yoirself.
>You will never know what it feels like to be a man and frick and dominate a woman with your huge wiener
neither will you mate lmao
Whoa, you sure showed him
Life is pretty good atm actually, if I had been born with a dick I would have hated looking at it in the mirror every day, and when I've pulled out the strap for ladies (not my personal preferrence usually) I've been given compliments and told how incompetent you guys can be in bed, so I thank God for making me a lesbian
This is my first time coming here in a while, you gays are just pathetic as usual
Keep up the micropenis energy king
Are you really a lesbian cause this is already turning me on..
>I've pulled out the strap for ladies
wut?
>I've been given compliments and told how incompetent you guys can be in bed
uh huh, im sure the homosexually inclined women that let you get near you are very unbiased
>This is my first time coming here in a while, you gays are just pathetic as usual
Agree
>Keep up the micropenis energy king
Cringe
I’ve not seen tears failing to be held back this bad since I slapped the shit out of my bisexual ex-girlfriend for wanting to put a gay flag sticker on her water bottle and every time she respected some they/them’s pronouns.
Kek what a fricking loser. No wonder she's your ex. You psychotic little manlet frick.
Get off of IST you homosexual. You could tell she got off on me slapping her, I’d hit her and threaten to kick her out and she’d beg me to let her still be my gf. I swear she purposely starting pissing me off so I’d do it more.
She’s my ex because after a while it got old slapping her to keep her in check. She was 24 and used to date some dyke who clearly was incapable of keeping her in line and ruined her. I only date 18-22 year olds now.
But I’ll tell you there are few things as satisfying as smacking up some smug b***h and watching her tear up knowing she’s helpless and she’s finally paying the price for her liberal ways. Men, start showing women consequences like this and you’ll get a cute trad gf who’s obsessed with you in no time
You think this is funny until a cop beats the shit out of you for being the tiny little man you are and getting just desserts.
Lesbians aren't women that are attracted to women.
Lesbians are women that hate men.
>Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
Lmao
>Every time a man hits on me at the gym I out-deadlift him to put him in his place
Kek, any average male walking down the street could rape you if he so wanted and you could do nothing about it, dumb b***h. The only reason they don’t rape you is because you’re repulsive.
two real and based stories from real and based anons
I have a casual thing going on with a lesbian couple I met at the gym years ago. We have threesomes every once in a while, and they invite me to parties where I've met women and twinks to frick. They invited me to their wedding next April, I'm happy for them.
Lesbians don't exist. All women crave wiener like crazy, the so-called "lesbians" are just ugly/fat women that no guy wanted to frick. As soon as any lesbian gets a taste of wiener, they mysteriously turn straight again.
>be me
>get lesbian friend in highschool
>she ends up drooling over my abs and touching my body
>we date
>FF 5 years, we get married
>to this day still refuses to give me a FFM 3sum
Why are they like this bros? Should I just rope?
All women are bi. Don't let this lesbian thing intimidate you.
That being said I'm pretty undesirable.
>All women are bi.
I think, more accuratley, women are a little more flexible sexually, in general.
I agree though, dont be put off by 'lesbian' women, as they are far more likley to be bisexual than genuinley lesbian.
it’s not unique to women, most guys are flexible for a boy that’s cute enough
>most guys
No, it really isnt close to 'most'.
You are biased as you are probably a bit bent.
Yes, most. Sexuality is entirely contextual. See Ancient Greece, the modern Arab states and prison.
>Sexuality is entirely contextual
spoken like a mincing, boy-hungry predator
>sexuality is contextual!
>gender is fluid!
>trans women are women!
>drag shows are a wonderful cultural experience for children!
>everyone is actually gay!
Please, I beg you, go to Russia or a Middle Eastern country and say these things out loud, in public. :^)
Boy-fricking is ubiquitous in the Middle East. They just don’t consider it gay, same as the Greeks.
they should
because it is
>muh ancient greeks were big gay
You're moronic and should have a nice day. Gay men were considered subhumans in ancient Greece. Rightfully so
Ancient Greeks thought badly of homosexuals. It's propaganda that says otherwise.
Can you provide scholarly proof?
No. I can supply half remembered quotes and information that I can't substantiate, and you're options are to say I'm wrong or agree.
*Your options
They thought so badly of them that they put them on their pottery and made them their elite soldiers
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
We think badly of psycopaths but the military is full of them, what is your point?
Less than 0.001% you historical revisionist gaylord
I sucked some lesbian breasts a couple of times. We were about to frick once but she got too drunk and started vomiting.
She found a gf and forgot about me. It was rather uneventful but she did allow me to do some stuff she usually doesn't allow guys to do and it was probably because of my body.
>probably because of my body.
Do you have breasts or something?
No, she liked my abs. I show them off a lot. I find that generally women who like women find attractiveness in that kind of exhibitionism. I had luck with bisexual girls when I started that kind of behavior.
Women prefer lesbian to avoid rapist men like the guys in this thread. Stop taping and traumatizing women.
Lesbianism as an outcome of fear of men or a bad experience of men is common, but guys never go gay after a woman does something dumb.
I reckon its because of the psyical assymetry between males and females, ie that we acrtually are a threat to them or at least have the capacity.
I dunno I'm bi because a woman almost suffocated me with a big gross hairy vegana when I was a kid. It was one of my first core memories.
how did that make you bi rather than gay?
I can still appreciate women but vegana makes me uncomfortable. I like anal.
How does seeing one unappealing vegana make you want to put your dick in another dudes ass hole??
its likley a retroactive justification for his bisexuality
or perhaps it did psycolgcally damage him and cause him to seek sex etc from males
Sorry, I should have asked, are you male or female?
Giving or recieving? 😉
is this a joke about being born?
No one remembers being born anon. Everyone remembers their aunt sitting on their face while they choke to death.
why the frick would your aunt do that?
Someone probably molested her a bunch.
how old were you?
man the israelites really did a number on right
They’re taking our tomboys
they will pay for what they've done
>"We're lesbians but.... we think you're cute. Wanna hang out with us?"
Would you?
Would I what?
>"We need a sausage for our buns, if you know what we mean..."
I think I would have to get to know them a bit better first.
That and I find the idea of having to balance my attention between two people a nightmare.
That's why strong lesbians transition and become strong men on T. To stop the sick rapy fantasies of fit losers.
actually trannies are mentally ill
but nice try
Everyone is mentally ill. Including you.
Hmmmmm
Maybe while drunk
Definitely preferred over the right
Such a shame that all males can't be as cute and sissified as left, their existence would be much more tolerable
Are lesbians even 'real'? I've found that every lesbian I've ever met and came to know well eventually revealed themselves to be just as desperately seeking the attention and validation of men as any 'straight' woman, it's just buried deep under several layers of their protective ego.
I've had lesbians just straight up flirt with me, grope me, I've had them """jokingly""" tell me they'd make an 'exception for me', get excited when they see me and eager to please/open up their feminine side around me, etc. I truly think the majority of them are simply failed women, too ugly and/or mentally damaged to commit to the feminine gender ideals required to secure male attention. Just like how failed men adopt a 180 strategy, instead becoming women in desperate hopes to court men or other troons, lesbians do the same, doubling down on their weak understanding of masculinity in hopes of securing a woman. I don't think it is any surprise then how common the butch to FtM pipeline is becoming. It's just the next logical step.
With all this said, having a sociable lesbian friend as a wingman and/or connection to meeting straight women is an absolutely incredible asset. If you are good to them, they will 100% get you laid.
They’re as “real” as gays, in that no one is 100% straight or gay. Everyone will go either way under the right circumstances.
Not everyone likes dick.
Hard to believe, I know.
why does dyke masculine posturing always boil down to just dressing like a teenage boy? There has to be an explanation
Because they'd never pass as an adult male so they go for the teenage look.
the butch one in op pic dresses like a mall goth
Both of those women are beautiful
they are the same women as in this:
I think?
Lesbians, just as gays, are turned so by rape especially in their childhood and are unable to see themselves fulfil their gender role anymore because they associate it with abuse
I feel this post like over hundred percent , don't want to share additional info and bring up the past memories tho...
I once dated 2 lesbians for awhile it was okay. They weren't really the dyke type lesbians you see in this thread. I kinda wish I stayed in the relationship as they were both caring people
are you male or female?
Male.
how did you manage that?
wtf did the relationship consist of?
What's so surprising about it? When you're not home your wives can frick and hang out, when you are you can have sex with 3 or 1 of them. Seems like the ideal relationship. Two moms to raise the kids too.
>Another fake thread to shill an Instagram you doomscroll stalk
Stop.
The rich will take what they want and the poor will lose what they need.
There's no such thing as lesbians, only women who only dealt with fricking normies like you.
My fav thing to do with bi girls is after a couple weeks, when they start hinting at me to tell them I love them and clearly want to bear my children, I start off subtlely, then get progressively more and more overt in my shaming of them for ever being bi and acting on it. I tell them that they’ve ruined themselves in my eyes and are likely not ever going to be marriage material because of it. The horror and despair in their eyes is so satisfying. I make sure to let them know that I may come around to thinking of them as marriage material, but since they threw their lives away acting on some TikTok-encouraged “experimentation”, the only “men” who will likely accept them are either cucked betas, or meth grads who will end up likely selling them out for drugs and alcohol.
I pull this shit with other things too, like higher than average body counts and tattoos. It really, really gets to them and made me realize early on that women only behave like this because most men are too afraid to speak up and shame them
You sound like a giant piece of shit and a woman. Normal people don't manipulate others and feed off of misery. They don't see people as objects. I don't even think you are capable of self reflection and considering you are in the wrong. Just a hurt motherfricker hurting other hurt people.
Crying troony pro-LGBTQ hands typed these posts. These women all have called me the best relationship they’ve ever had (aside from the verbal/physical stuff which they come around to admit they deserve) and are devastated when I break up with them. Also to be clear, only one of these relationships was ended by the girl, and she was a 25 year old virgin who had never been kissed and was terrified at the thought of sex 2 weeks in.
Wow an abuser thinks he's doing nothing wrong. Shocking.
Based. These prostitutes deep down love to be shamed. Make sure to frick them in their buttholes and have them lick your dick clean afterwards so they physically realize how truly untermensch they are.
I hate women
I only hate feminist women (so mainly westernized b***hes). I love other women.
I just switched to a gym with a climbing wall for the express purpose of hanging out with bisexual zoomers with the wolf haircut.
I love the whole disaffected personality thing they do. It drives me fricking nuts. There was a lesbian in a grad class I took last year and she had short hair and a cute nose and never smiled once and I think I stared at her 90% of every class.
based and strategy pilled
Thanks, bro. My first day is going to be tomorrow morning. I can't wait to start saying "geeze how do you guys do [x lane]? what's your technique?" and shit like that.
kek you can see her fall in love in real time to the giga stacey
she was stunned and maybe a lil wet lol
You can see her nipples pop out in the slow motion part.
wtf you're right?
why
holy shit you're right
im an incel and i wonder how fast do women get wet? like can they get wet in seconds if they're really turned on or does it happen gradually?
>im an incel
how old
why
where
why
he asked the question about veganal secretion first, don't be rude
29. not a virgin. 10+ years without sex
I asked this;
Im 25 and a virgin.
But I have never tried to get in a relationship.
No idea why.
Anyway, idk, put yourself out there, fook sloots and all that bro
19
1st GF didn't like that I wasn't Christian, then I've fumbled every single 1st interaction I've had with a girl since then.
she is cute :3
This sounds predatory
>What's the relationship with your dad like? Strained?
>Tell me about it when you come in next week
>Where do you live?
I've never been to a Trader Joe's but do they employ groomer lesbos as cashiers?
>do they employ groomer lesbos as cashiers?
christ I hope so UwU
It’s a joke on the fact that they encourage their cashiers to make invasive small talk. Dyke last week asked me what kind of music I listen to, like b***h I’m just trying to buy some peanut butter pretzels and frozen pizza leave me alone
Opposite for me, there were some skater/alt chicks in my uni classes who would've been hot if they didn't speak like they were completely dead inside. I like loudmouth chicks
my biggest dream is turning a lesbian back into a woman through t8he wonders of my penis
>jacked
>even lesbians mirin'
delusional, how old are you OP? lesbians are attracted to WOMEN. you plan to waste away to 5% body fat and start taking estrogen?
>lesbians would like men if they weren't predatory and friendly
>every single post here is a sex creep predator
Huh
Lesbianism isn't real
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