My friend's gf is about to have a baby and they need money, so they have agreed to sell me their surplus breast milk for $1/oz.

My friend's gf is about to have a baby and they need money, so they have agreed to sell me their surplus breast milk for $1/oz. Human breastmilk is one of the most readily absorbed sources of protein you can consume. I'm about to be making mommy milkie gains.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    very based. i never got any milkies as an infant now im moronic and posting on IST

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably deserved all of the milkies you received (0 ounces/ per life) as an infant
      you are a worthless baby, and a worthless adult baby
      the milkies will curdle on your forked tongue, demon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        t-thanks you too

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell them that you will need to sample it from the source at first, just to ensure you can judge the excess they sell

    Also how's her diet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know her diet is good, and I know that she doesn't drink or smoke or anything. As far as wet nursing, we'll see........

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post pics of the gril

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are gonna make it brother

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember this ? https://win.gg/news/blizzard-employee-who-stole-breast-milk-may-have-been-found/

    There was a anon that posted on IST like a week or a day before this article was published where he said he basically stole milk from the breast feeding room.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor lad didnt get any as a kid. making up for lost time

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i seriously hope this is a larp, but given the absolute state of lardland i can't say for sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europoors don't breastfeed?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am American you fricking dipshit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then what's your fricking problem?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a breast milk site, onlythebreast, that literally had to make a section for men buying breast milk because of how many bodybuilders kept bothering the moms on the site. OP I’d say go for it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$1/oz
    Didn't they ask for more if they need money? I'm sure they could get a lot more than that on fetish sites.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I offered to pay $1/oz and they accepted, that seemed to be the going rate on onlythebreast

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