my gf is leaving after this weekend to go back home for the summer. So I will soon be a gymcel again. How do I talk to the hot bawds at the gym? I look like this for reference. Lines or stories of what has worked for you in the past are welcome. Pls help Im going to be so lonely
"So this guy I was talking to said that this line would be a good pickup line for hot women in the gym, "AYYY BB, WANT SOME FUK?" what do you think?"
Im the type of guy who will unironically say things like this
is he black?
>hey i post on my problems on an anonymous anime board. i know deep down they dont give a shit so why would you?
this is the dude who’s admitted to roiding and then later claiming natty. and dating an older women while still a virgin
the first half I did bc I didnt realize mk667 was natty
>dating an older women while still a virgin
must have been someone larping as me lol i lost my virginity at 15 to my blonde hair blue eyes petite high school gf i miss her bros
thats pretty accurate lol. And yea Im 5'11
I learned about mk 667 literally today. Is it the all benefits no downsides Wunderwaffe it appears to be or is that too beautiful to be true?
Its shit doesnt really do anything. Id compare it to creatine
Where do you get it?
Well, creatine is good, lets me train for 2 hours effectively. I'm obviously not expecting anything without obvious side effects to be as potent as tren.
Plus what sold me on it were the supposed sleep gains, is that part noticable?
no not really, melatonin is better for sleep. Seriously mk 667 is crap save your money for something better like anadrol
yes
sarms are natty because they're not steroids
and test is natty because your body makes it naturally
and tren is natty because......because it just is okay
Your arms are too short
Weird physique lol. Small frame but looks immobile . Are you really short ?
Unironically I think you look good. Wouldn’t mind having that physique. Why is your girlfriend leaving you for the summer? Is she 17?
university. Im graduated and working so no summer break for me 🙁
Oh yeah 17 is high school, not university. Just do whatever you did to get your current girlfriend but with a new girl and not as romantic so she doesn’t think you’re actually dating.
>this homosexual again posting the same picture to mourn the gains he lost when he stopped taking drugs
Kek
Whatever happend to MARRYING and LOYALTY? The west has truly fallen
West has fallen
millions must die
>I look like this for reference.
If you look like this you
-Go on YouTube
-Punch in "Muzzing/Shuffle/Tutting/Jumpstyle"
-Follow the tutorials until you have a routine
-Upload yourself to ShillTok not as advertisement but in order to track your progress
-Search for raves (not night clubs, raves. Night clubs are way less receptive to topless dancing plus way less receptive to spergs)
-Dance
You don't NEED to pick up girls at the gym if your physique is already that good. In fact it's not recommended. Gym's arguably less hobby, more work place so people are gonna not be super focused on hooking up and it can burn you plus it's just kinda annoying overall just in terms of logistics and such.
I fricking hate raves. The musics too loud i get claustrophobic in the crowd I dont like random people touching me and the girls are turbo bawds. And nobody has ever looked good muzzing except zyzz
If you're attractive then youll get another one without trying to hard. Simply mentioning your gf is away for the summer is probably sufficient. Then you can bang and leave her or stay depending on who is better