my gf (left) said she wants bigger glutes and shes asked me for advice since im pretty yacked. however i dont train legs cause that shits hella gay and i also have big legs naturally from playing sports so im actually at a loss on this one. i know the meme exercises like bss and glute thrusts but idk rep ranges, volume, intensity, rest periods, etc.
i know you homosexuals are all obsessed with training legs and nothing else so i figured you'd know better than me
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why? what does that have to do with anything i just posted lol
Post. Body.
This board is so easy to troll lol
>post picture of girl's butt
>say she is my girlfriend
>she's actually not my girlfriend
>absolutely devilish
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surprised it's still up, stop replying you're giving the troony what xe wants
Why do you think posting a pic of your gf on a Mongolian basket weaving forum is a good idea?
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i dont really care about her that much. not like im gonna marry her or anything. and i know coombait is the only way to get replies here
no troll
ok here you go
shes a complete c**t youd want to have a nice day after talking to her for 5 minutes
for the right price yeah absolutely
Woah. That’s fricking nice. But will she agree? I don’t want to end up paying you and her.
You’re below average troll, just also have tourist falling for it.
Right is mine
They're all pretty mid ngl
I dont know guys she might seem crazy but i just feel like she would be fun to be around
Yeah based
I can see the appeal
Can I unironically frick your girlfriend if I paid you? I’m living in Chicago
Barbell step ups.
There's was some very recent research, it looks much more ass focused than anything else.
Have her do a set of 5 close to failure, 2 sets of 10 at 80% of that weight, and a set of 15 at 70% of the first set, every 3rd day, linear progression on the first set.
Just joking that would be optimal but she'll never do it, she's a woman.
Get her on the stepper, maybe with a couple of pink dumbbells in her hands.
Those girls NEED to be BLACKED
the one in the middle only dates black guys tbh lol
dunno man i live over 1000 miles away from you so i think youre better off just whacking off to the picture i posted and trying to get some pussy on your own
literally not a troll, just bored and had an actual fitness question
ive had to hang out with her since shes my gfs best friend. typical social media obsessed prostitute whose ''hobbies'' are shopping and travelling. totally vapid
ty bro
Wait. You’re a eurocuck?
you know many yuropoopies that use the imperial system?
what should i have labelled it?
i highly doubt it
I don’t know what you are, but I’ve got a car, as long as you’re within the continent, I can drive. Just send me your location if you’re on the americas, anon
i live in austin. when can i expect you?
It’s about maximum 2 days worth of driving for me. I’ll be over on Saturday. But just to confirm, I’m paying you and you’ll convince your girl to frick me right?
yep. i want $10,000 usd though just to be clear
That depends. How long do I get to frick her for? It better be for a week anon
thats the price for one frick sesh, shes not an actual hooker, just very meek and timid and gullible and easily manipulated. you want a week thats $50,000
If she takes money for wiener she’s a hooker, you dumb cracker
who said she'd actually agree to it you jigaboo lolz
Ok. Then I should be going directly to her, not her pencil neck cracker boyfriend. Probably could get at half the price than what you offered if your b***h is so dumb. You ok with her making some independent side hustle?
pencil neck? im 200lbs of pure usda grade A american sex appeal
Could I just offer the b***h directly you dumb twat
are you mad that i mog you or something?
Are you ok? Are you still looking to put your b***h on the line..
I could get her for less
Are you the same cuck who’s putting his girl on the plate?
Are you moronic? Why would I say that I could get for her less then? I'm somebody else who could take her for free even. That's just how it is.
She looks like a mid. How much would you see she’s worth?
10k i'd say. you coming to austin or not?
Not you, cuck boy. I already said, directly negotiating with her
yeah we can do that. drive to austin and we'll sneed up (link it or keep it)
im 100% lean kobayashi beef my homie
I already rated her here
Wouldn't pay. There are better looking hookers in germany.
yeah i already told you , 10k
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Ok. Can I offer her directly instead of her cuck boyfriend?
i dont see why not
the bible is really gay. i will continue to have sex with women out of wedlock
Good. As the anon above said, I believe I could get her for way less. Could I meet at your house with your b***h, I know you white boys get insecure if your hitch is unsupervised
yeah drive on down to austin and we'll link up (sneed it or keep it)
Ok
So kinda like wagyu
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im sorry i have sex with an attractive female and you dont
kek I do, anon - and those trips were wasted on you
digits dont lie buddy, youre a virgin
kek I'm 41 and have slept with 35 women but whatever helps you sleep at night, bro
me = trips
you = singles
i win, you lose. thats how it works
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6.5, 5, 5-6 (although because of eyes and face might give somebody a kick)
‘Tis Knovember heathens!
I can fix her
kek "gf.jpg" seems fishy, anon
Why do they have Black person hands?
whats a Black person hand?
dark outside, light inside.
First time heard this term, as I'm not US and blacks are not 24/7 in my mind, but after seeing the hands I got it.
RDLs, somewhat high volume and heavy enough that she can do the last set to failure and then a drop set on that. Do this as often it's reasonably possible.
Left? Pretty sure I fricked that girl, that parking garage is in the Phoenix Metro area right?
austin texas actually
if god didnt want me to coom in dumb bawds why would he make it feel so good?
Ah, she looks very familiar
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