My girlfriend is claiming that she ran a 3:56 mile in high school and is angry that I do not believe her
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My girlfriend is claiming that she ran a 3:56 mile in high school and is angry that I do not believe her
I don't believe you have a girlfriend
possible but very unlikely considering world record is 3:55. you need olympic level genes and discipline, and you'd know if she had either of those.
possible? you're more moronic than his girlfriend
did your gay ass really You me?
why are you assuming his girlfriend is biowoman, homosexual?
Good point. IST is one of, if not the gayest site I frequent. I believe anons girlfriend did it. I am a former long distance runner and absolutely no normies believes my past feats always bringing up usian bolt and how I am claiming to be just as fast as him.
t. Mo Farah
Yes I am the same age as Mo.
No grill has ran under 4:00, much less 3:55
In fact, only 1 woman I think has ever run under 4:10, it was recent. A doped Kenyan in clown shoes (all running records are being broken because of shoe tech)
>in clown shoes
Should all running records be barefoot?
No, but there should be technical limitations set in what shoes are legal, like what heel to toe drop amount is acceptable, what kind of foam is allowed, etc. Winning a race shouldn't be a shoe arms race
You are making it to complex. Simply have barefoot catagory and shoes.
Yes.
When I was in airborne in the army I saw a couple dudes run ~4:30 miles. You should put babies in her man your kids will be Olympians
>just had an interaction with my girlfriend
>better post about it on fit
Great thread anon. Please update me on how the day develops. I care so much.
You’re making it so obvious you’re bitter and jealous
In case if you guys were wondering, my girlfriend is Latinx, which explains her behavior.
>In case if
Sounds like you're Latine (which is the correct term) as well
“i’m latina i’m fiery” umm my good sis ur cheating & being nasty that ain’t got nutten to do with ur ethnicity lawd ah mercy
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Leave her she’s for the streets
Just start calling her Flash and make every interaction with her involve a praise of her speed. If you guys need something in the house be like "hey Flash, can you use your super speed and go pick up some garlic?" Very quickly she will beg you to stop. A woman doing dumb shit like that should never result in her getting angry or an argument about whether or not she is telling the truth. It should result in her having a near psychological breakdown as you pathologically humor her.
She is latina and will cut off his balls and then regret it because she wants another kid form him
>tells lie
> you dont believe it
>she gets mad at you
Shes gonna punch you when drunk after an argument. Happened to my gfs brother who is dating a latina
Dhe doesn't know what a mile is
Correct term is Hispanic
You mean Latina?
>my girlfriend is Latinx
Kys, homosexual.
She thinks 1 lap is a mile.
Unless that gym teacher was trying for that pussy i wouldnt believe it either