My leaky ass is becoming problematic guys. For almost a year now, I've constantly had a need to just wipe my ass. After 3-4 hours, I'll need to wipe my ass and the paper will have lots of brown. I can't wear white underwear and it didn't use to be like this. If I don't wipe or clean every few hours, it unironically destroys my pants to the point of smelling insane.
Is this normal? How do you fix this?
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Diet?
Go to a doctor Jesus christ
same but i dont shit my pants but my ass gets so sweaty its annoying
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Put a buttplug in your ass
Also, practice ass kegels. Assegels. Kassegels. Assels. Squeeze your anus hard, hold for 3 seconds, release for 2 seconds, repeat. 30 reps in 3 sets with 5 min rests between sets
Guessing you consume whey and all sorts of other fitness related slop. Fix your diet, eat real food
Yes. I eat 1DL whey every morning, is it the whey?
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Your butthole is turned inside out. Push your butthole back in after taking a dump. Do it by hand through a wad of toilet paper or put a towel on the corner of a bed or table or something, sit on the corner until your butthole pops back in. Do it consistently and it will stop leaking.
>i have leaky ass
>yes i consume substance known to cause leaky ass every day
>could this be it?
Damn I did not know. I've been dealing with this for almost a year now and right now I can feel the ass at the end of my sphincter, just waiting. I can't poop everything out. There's always shit waiting to come out and it's becoming insane
Yeah bro it's gonna take a while to get better, if ever. I consumed whey for like 2 weeks and it fricked my shit up significantly, took me a long time to recover. I still have hemorrhoids from it. If you've been going a year I dunno what it's gonna be like for you
homie he's fricking with you, it sounds like you have IBS
Whey can trigger IBS in some people. No I'm not fricking with him. Some people are fine with whey, some people aren't at all. And it isn't a dairy thing like big soience will tell you. I'm completely fine with dairy, but whey absolutely destroys me
You probably have shit everything out but that part of your sphincter is swollen up so it feels like there is still something in there.
And here I thought hemorrhoids were bad
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Do a 72 hour fast, with the only thing you're consuming being water and tablespoon psyllium husk once per day. This is intended to drag all the shit out of you and empty you out properly.
After that point, continue to have a tablespoon of psyllium husk per day and avoid common inflammatory foods like bread, processed food, etc. This will turn your shits into big logs and won't ever leak.
Sounds like a israelite issue
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>For almost a year now, I've constantly had a need to just wipe my ass.
Well you are wiping it. Wiping your ass does NOT fully clean your ass.
Easiest thing to try is wash it with soap and water like a normal person should.
YOU NEED TO REVERSE WIPE!
Wipe your arse from ballsack to top of arsecrack like normal
Then engage the REVERSE WIPE
Wipe your arse from top of arsecrack to your ballsack over and over
I drew a diagram of the benefits of the REVERSE WIPE, but its on my computer and I'm phoneposting from work right now
The REVERSE WIPE is the key!
This, but also OP are you sphincter clenching early? You need to let it gape at the end to deport the whole family, otherwise you can separate a child from its parent.
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Oi! You got a shitting loicence mate?!
You might have had an anal abscess that developed into a fistula, so you're leaking anal gland stuff. Go see a doctor and he'll probably refer you to a general surgeon.
wipe with a wet paper towel
Kegels and see a proctologist, leaking from your butthole is not normal in case it wasn't obvious
why did god design shitting to have such a high skill ceiling of techniques?
God didn't foresee that his children will start eating weird shit like indigestible plants, GMO food filled with hormones and microplastics, and more sugar in a day than most prehistoric people would see in a lifetime
I developed this problem and fixed it by eating less.
>Is this normal?
No.
>How do you fix this?
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/anal-leakage
>click on link out of curiosity
>read this
is a condition that occurs when the muscles that separate the vegana and rectum weaken, allowing the rectum to bulge through the veganal opening.
>>A person may find it hard to empty their bowels fully because of the rectocele. Small amounts of stool may be retained in a rectocele after a bowel movement and seep out of the anus.
Thanks buddy, I got a good chuckle out of that after the horror died down a bit.
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>permanently leaky butthole
Stop getting frickednin the ass you homo
maybe dial back on the anal sex idk tho
I had this problem but started massively restricting seed oils, PUFAs, and carbs. Goodbye, anal-seepage
Speaking of ass issues, I ate a bunch of mexican food over the past two days, beans, rice, tacos, burritos, bean and cheese burritos, the whole gambit.
Anyways today at work I had a really uncomfortable feeling, almost like I had to shit but it felt off. At lunch I decided to evacuate my bowels. Sat down for a deuce and let out the most ungodly fart. It wasn't loud, it was like a giant blast of air just left my cavernous butthole. No BRRRPPPing, just a WHOOOSH. Never had a fart like this before, was really interesting. Anyways the pressure felt relieved after that, I decided to wipe just in case the fart was a bit wet or something, toilet paper came out completely clean on three different wipes.
I then look down at the toilet bowl and their is an odd looking nugget of shit, about the size of a quarter. How did this nugget of shit leave my butthole without leaving any skidmarks to wipe up on my butthole (remember the three clean wipes)?
Did I just let out such a giant gust of fart wind out my ass it carried a nugget of shit that just blasted out and didn't make any contact with my butthole?
Fascinating
It's like I'm being personally targeted by this post. Is it really that serious? I recently had it crop up in conjunction with constipation from increased protein intake.
whey?
Whey is especially bad, but I get it from casein too.
You need more fibre. I was in the same boat as you for years. My arse was a constant mess.
More fibre in my diet fixed it.
Doctor said to me, with more fibre the muscles in the arsehole work properly - that is, they work to hold shit in, not let it fall out
>leaky ass
Do you by any chance practise gay sex?
Are you actually cleaning your ass propperly? Not just cleaning the cheeks a bit? You are supposed to remove the feces located around your anus too
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