My leg muscles have become too big.

My leg muscles have become too big. They are pushing up my testicles and flaccid penis causing it to look like I have an erection in every single pair of pants i own. I've been kicked out of the gym multiple times and last time they said this is my final warning or they rescind my membership.
WHAT THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardiovascular exercise, Fatass

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe u have a big ick like me
    wear compression undies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where to find non polyester compression underwear?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? That's discrimination sue them

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you probably stand with your legs too close together. Stand with them shoulder length apart (or a little more) and fix your pelvic tilt

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only solution is foreskin restoration

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha pp

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear compression underwear and my dick is still clearly visible. I don't care. Just live OP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will ban me if they receive one more complaint about so called lewd behaviour. Last time I was even exercising in a isolated corner facing the wall minding my business and someone still made a complaint

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be bodybuilder
    >work out ever fibre of body from head to toe
    >except dick
    Why is working out your dick never considered as part of a full-package physique?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have several pairs of sweatpants that I wear everyday and even with tight underwear you can see a perfect outline of my wiener. Why does it have to be like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it, post a pic

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao did you piss your pants? widdle pissy boy hahaha
    BABY DID A TINKY WINKY IN HIS PANTS!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the shadow of his arm, you dumb bastard son of a prostitute's mother

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't make any sense. My dick is more 5-10x more visible than that in every single item of legwear I own. And I've only ever had two incidents
    >drunk girl staring, mouth agape while I was witing for food at a nandos
    >dude at the gym points at me to his friend and loudly says "look at his dick"
    In both cases I was wearing the same pair of basketball shorts.

    In any case, this is nothing unusual for the gym

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he looks like an ugly pervert. Ugly people are more likely to receive complaints about tiny dick bump.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happens to me
    It's because the penis Is small when not erect and if your testicles are cold for optimal testosterone production they will pull up towards your body making the problem much worse.
    Frick tom platz and his effective leg growing methids

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