My legs have well defined and well sized muscular yet I still never wear shorts in the gym because: 1. Your legs get cold causing the blood to flee, 2. I don't wear underwear and with shorts you need to lest you expose your barbell and plates if you squat, 3. Even with underwear you're still showing your underwear which is thug behavior, 4 they cover your quadriceps and even if you have massive thighs you'll still look like you have skinny legs unless you get the sinful lengths.
In conclusion shorts are gay and I will not use them.
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>legs get cold
>Don't have underwear
>someone will see your dick in short
>so I wont wear any underwear and show they my ass and dick when my pants get sweaty.
What? No, my pants do not show skin when wet I do not wear white like a female bawd
Fine, happy now?
Stop pretend to be me, asscrotch
Stop
>when you were out showing your underwear (which I do not wear) like a thug, I studied the nap
>when you were having bad circulation because of your cold legs, I mastered the warm milk
>while you wasted your days covering your quadriceps, I cultivated the blue light filter
>and now that the curtains are drawn and the lights are off, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
>pyjama pants aren't selling
>put a bulldog tag on them, do a photoshoot with a buff dude
>hire some neet to social engineer a disdain for gym shorts on the internet
>increase the price by 30 bucks(workout wear is expensive)
genius
Bastard, I just searched on Google "gym pants for an image. Dumb is you
Yeah, I could've used the one with the letters in big font all down the pant leg if I was trying to advertise but I'm not so I used the first image I searched for, use your brain
I lift in nothing but compression shorts and would lift naked if my balls and dick didn’t get caught on my bar as I clean. Post body OP, I wanna see them legs
Already did
Right here, as you can see my legs are massive and juicy
Your gym isn't that cold, don't be a b***h.
It's underground with no heating
Why type all this nonsense out when you could have written "In a huge homosexual" instead and convey the same thing
>in a huge homosexual
No, I have never penetrated a male, are you offering?
Go ahead op, I wear my Rhodesian style shorts and mog pantletts all day ball and dick showing while squat
>rhodesian
>southern Africa
How dare you appropriate the culture of African Americans. For shame
>manlets are short men
>dicklets are men with short dicks
wouldn't that make pantlets people with short pants? Like, you know...shorts? You're the pantlet
Damn you and your logic
>unless you get the sinful lengths.
That's what I do
This is autistic and moronic.
Imagine thinking you're anything more than invisible to everyone.