My testicles hurt

I'm not exactly sure if this is the right board to be posting this in but, I feel like it's worth a shot.

My testicles, especially my left one, has been having this dull, aching pain. It was worse on Monday, after I jerk offd that morning, and it has gotten better but it's still aching. I usually jerk off everyday, so that's probably catching up with me now. I'm also worried if it's cancer or torsion. So what do?

TL;DR: my balls hurt and I'm worried. What do?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not torsion, you wouldn't be posting
    might be an inflammation

    >What do?
    See a doctor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this anon is probably right, BUT, I have had this before and it goes away after a day, so if you don't want to waste your money just bear with it for a day

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the doctor, have multiple female doctors fondle your balls and discover you have a varicocele then choose to get surgery or just wear more tight fitting underwear like I did.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I sit in my chair for a long time with no pants or underwear my nuts start to hurt sometimes. Apparently they need support like a bra.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Varicocele, I have the same thing. Unironically basedbeans and onions products, onions drinks make the pain go away. Your testes are overactive causing inflammation.

      I'm pretty sure I have this too.
      Every so often it will hurt for a few days and I'll be all ready to go to the doctor and then it'll stop and I'll forget about it.
      It's the left one too which apparently is most often affected.
      It hurts more after having a run or a day hiking.

      Varicocele is due to blood pooling from untermensch arteries in the region.
      t. had for ~20 years. balls are more sensitive but otherwise fine.

      For varicocele try cold showers/cold water on the balls. Helps a lot. The colder the better until you feel the balls going numb from the cold.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Varicocele, I have the same thing. Unironically basedbeans and onions products, onions drinks make the pain go away. Your testes are overactive causing inflammation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I have this too.
      Every so often it will hurt for a few days and I'll be all ready to go to the doctor and then it'll stop and I'll forget about it.
      It's the left one too which apparently is most often affected.
      It hurts more after having a run or a day hiking.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Varicocele is due to blood pooling from untermensch arteries in the region.
      t. had for ~20 years. balls are more sensitive but otherwise fine.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing has happened to me bro, I actually have 2 non cancer cysts about 2-3mm each on the back of my left nut. Doc said its normal but even with good insurance cost me close to 1100 bucks. So unless you got that type of money, stop jerking off for a day or 2 and see how you feel. Mine kinda starts to hurt after I crank one fast or have hard sex with my gf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doc said its normal but even with good insurance cost me close to 1100 bucks.
      This is why having insurance is a meme. Insurance is just a scam and gives them an excuse to jack up the price of the procedure. Say you don't have insurance and watch them give you discounts and price cuts like crazy so they actually get paid anything at all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Say you don't have insurance
        Don't they give you the highest price then?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Say you don't have insurance
        Don't they give you the highest price then?

        Total Charges
        $9,085.00
        Emergency Services
        $3,272.50
        Urinalysis W/ Micro Automated
        $323.75
        Neisseria Gonorrhoeae Amp Probe
        $360.00
        Chlamydia Trach Amp Probe
        $388.50
        Diagnostic & Treatment
        $2,879.00
        Radiology
        $1,861.25
        Insurance Payments and Adjustments
        -$7,663.27
        Insurance and Provider Adjustments
        -$5,667.57
        Amount Insurance Paid
        -$1,995.70
        Amount due $1,421.73

        Fricking sucks cause i'm still on my moms insurance utnil next year then i'm fricked. I can barley pay for food much less this bullshit.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre probably just atrophying and losing their biological functionality due to 30 years of goyslop and pharmaceutical consumption, sitting 8+ hours daily, wrapping them in polyester and then wrapping that in thick denim, and probably just low testosterone to begin with before all that

    nothing to worry about, the majority of male livestock animals are castrated and don't reproduce so this is normal for the business.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened to me, it's inflammation. You need anti inflammation pills and just always wear boxer briefs and don't play with your balls too much

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like after leg raises that whole area feels much better. used to get this dull ache a lot before working out but now only rarely

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gem.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it was torsion you would have lost your testicle to necrosis midway through monday. just stop jacking off for a few days and ice your balls to help relieve the pain. you smacked your nuts againest your hand too much when you were jacking off so its a little bruised

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli drs stole my foreskin and my left nut over some bullshit cyst

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what do?
    Deal with it, homosexual.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had a castration fetish for a while
    >not troony but turned on by idea of having my cornichon chopped off and being a high pitched man forever
    >booked an appointment with a local castration practitioner I met on a forum
    >get there, I am paying 1000 pounds for him to deforest me
    >he looks and acts weird
    >wearing a leather coat, shorts, kneepads and plimsoles
    >his flat smells Vinegary
    >get second thoughts when he tells me to sit on the surgery table which is a floral patterned ottoman with stains on it
    >tell him I dont want to carry on
    >he starts threatening me, and in the end we agree he can circumcise me and I will pay full price
    >agree so he will let me go
    >sit on the ottoman and drop my trousers
    >he grabs my whole wiener HARD and pulls then grabs a knife to try and chop
    >bit of a blur but I managed to fight him off and escape with my penis but left the cash behind
    >as I escape down the street he pokes out his flat window and shouts "THE PICKLER ALWAYS FILLS HIS JAR"
    >still find castration hot but not for myself

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