My wife just said she "loves my dad bod" then kissed me.

My wife just said she "loves my dad bod" then kissed me. I was just standing in my kitchen making coffee when it happened. What does this mean?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know what it means

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shes pic related

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It means she wants to watch you get buttfricked by another man. Sorry anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More than likely there's another guy in the picture who's already buttfricked her and she's feeling guilty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, anon didn’t read the astrology post for her last Wednesday and so she had to go to Tyrone and things just happened. She can’t be blamed, it is fat boys fault.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it means she doesn't see you as a threat to leave because you've become acceptably unattractive (enough for her to still be ok with) and that makes her reassured and happy

      She's thinking you look like you'll never cheat on her because no one will sleep with you, which raises her self-esteem
      That's a bad sign if you ask me

      We have sex 2 times a week though and I just benched 275 lbs. I think that means she isn't going to cheat on me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure sweetie *rubs your tummy* who's a good boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2x a week? brutal....yeah I didn't think you were getting cucked before but I do now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's cheating alright, does she give you the I'm tired excuse already?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >does she give you the I'm tired excuse already?
          yes actually. we were gonna have sex 2 nights ago (we plan sex ahead of time) but she said she was too tired and said she would wake me up in the morning for sex. she did and we had sex at 6:45am even though i was half asleep. i still think she thinks im a chad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >we plan sex ahead of time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he's like us (*/ω\*)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    call her a plus-sized queen

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh dear oh dear oh dear

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post dad bod

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She has given up on the dream and accepted her reality.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it means she doesn't see you as a threat to leave because you've become acceptably unattractive (enough for her to still be ok with) and that makes her reassured and happy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's thinking you look like you'll never cheat on her because no one will sleep with you, which raises her self-esteem
    That's a bad sign if you ask me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another mgtow poster in the making. I’d start hiding assets for the cucked apartment or RV now.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Means u look like shit

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