My wife tripped over our footings and landed her leg (calf) on this then yanked it out without knowing what she did at first.

My wife tripped over our footings and landed her leg (calf) on this then yanked it out without knowing what she did at first. She's all good now, 5 stitches.
The yellow bits are her fatty tissues and the little blue pieces are from her jeans

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I understand that we’re all kind of friends on this board. I’m personally interested in the story behind this, but that doesn’t change the fact that this has nothing to do with fitness.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must be the first time she felt penetration in a while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by something as large as that, at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by something as large as that, at least.

      OP status:
      destroyed [X]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh my god....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If only I had reddit gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0RbOSxS.jpeg

      My wife tripped over our footings and landed her leg (calf) on this then yanked it out without knowing what she did at first. She's all good now, 5 stitches.
      The yellow bits are her fatty tissues and the little blue pieces are from her jeans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rekt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at home, that is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rip OP. He can't compete with the BGS (Big galvanised screw)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a bolt, or a threaded stud to be precise. BGB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      op btfo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wahahaha! Holy frick!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a drop of blood
    I guess fat people aren't human after all

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sharing how fat your wife is op?? At least tell us her height and weight to make it interesting and yours to see how you compare

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the ongoing case of "Is OP a homosexual?", I present my first and only piece of evidence.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/1c14i3o/my_wife_fell_on_a_footing_post/

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no blood
    Saved for future fph

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my bike axle when I put fresh grease on it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone calculate his wife's weight by the layers of fat on this thing. Like the rings on a tree stump

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine marrying someone whose calves have that much fat

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick has metal fricking bolts just randomly going from the floor? What kind of moronacy is that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see shit like this all the time in third world shitholes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >move to philadelphia
        >find that they'll move/remove sidewalk fixtures and not remove the base
        >four bigass rusty bolts just jutting up from the sidewalk, forever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >takes mere seconds to remove the tip with an angle grinder

          Those responsible truly are fantastic specimens.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if I had a grinder I'd be a menace. I know of 5 of them off the top of my head because they're on my commute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buy some bright orange spray paint ($10 max) and absolutely frick up the entire surrounding area with dicks pointing to the bolts. Shame them into action.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick, that's tempting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying anybody gives a frick about grafitti in this city

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's why it has to be dicks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In theory this is an anchor point for joining the wood construction to the concrete basement walls and/or foundation of a new construction. It'll get pressure treated lumber laid over it and bolted down and then dissappear inside of a wall forever.

      You ever go by a construction site and see hundreds of bright orange caps on top of rebar or threaded rod sticking up like this? It's because you can't trust people to not impale themselves and die. OP's wife almost exited the gene pool because she was being careless in a construction area.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife must be obese if she managed to pierce herself by falling on a stud.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fitness

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife is probably fat as hell which is hot.

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