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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grinds your shoulders into dust

    heh nothing personnel

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      your shoulders into dust
      you're doing it wrong

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    deadlift, squat

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't.

  5. 6 months ago
    I ignore women

    nah

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats, deadlifts, any lower body barbell compound

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    decline bench

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If its so useless I just might

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Post body

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual alert

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dyel alert

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 people who claim you can build a good physique without squats or bench
      >Tells the one dude who says the opposite to post body

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people that squat in my gym are girls
        All the chads and big guys do upper body

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't skip leg day bro. Top heavy vehicles are shit because they roll over too easily. Strengthen your core, support your core. Support your upper body with your lower body.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is actually wrong with squats?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ppl say to me “your arms are big, how much do you bench bro”

    I don’t bench lol they would probably be smaller if I gave two shits about bench. Benching is just a way to impress normies with a decent number for one rep max, if you are not trying to be a power lifter you do not have to bench. So tired of of ppl acting like benching is the only way to grow and the only standard of strength. Bench is still a good lift but easily the most overrated.

    “If you wanna get big you must bench 5 sets of three and half ass your isolations, nothing else will work”

    Frick off.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      enlight us, I'm still a newbie and the benches is always occupied so i just do knee push-ups, easy pull ups and some random chest machines on 14 lb sth. Can I subtitute bench completely?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can I subtitute bench completely?
        You can but it's suboptimal. If you can bench, do bench. It's the most efficient use of time.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        push ups and dips

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't let your ego take over and focus on controlling the weight. Don't even bother with a weight that you can't at least do 10 SLOW and controlled reps with. Literally just try one set of 10 and count each rep's descent to 4 seconds. Thank me later

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do not count to 4, that’s moronic.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just to have him practice an exaggerated set. If he's lifting with his shoulders then this will help him feel his chest guaranteed. Once he knows how to lift with his chest he'll be able to go from there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is terrible advice if you actually care about getting stronger, the descent only needs to be slow enough for you to keep tight and maintain the bar path
          you never want to do slow a concentric in either case

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show chest.

      [...]
      There's very little reason to do a bench press beyond some light rep work with it. There are a ton of alternatives that do a lot less damage to your body. Going heavy on bench for 99% of lifters is pointless and doing it at all isn't even necessary if you want chest growth.

      >damage from bench
      ???

      Lat pulldown puts tension on the eccentric, different tension curve

      You not heard of gravity?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    o.o i like bench press

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me happy, all that's needed to validate it.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's very little reason to do a bench press beyond some light rep work with it. There are a ton of alternatives that do a lot less damage to your body. Going heavy on bench for 99% of lifters is pointless and doing it at all isn't even necessary if you want chest growth.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body.
      Been benching over a decade and my shoulders are fine.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lat pull-down is the most useless exercise because any man should be able to do pull-ups and they’re just better. Like if you can do a single pull-up you’re almost maxing out most commercial cable machines and you get to a threshold where you’re literally too strong to even start the exercise because you have to put in 225+ start at which case you literally can’t even sit down unless you’re obese

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 158lbs but the machine goes to like 250 lbs tho

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lat pulldown puts tension on the eccentric, different tension curve

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can do this on pull ups to moron, just control and go slow on the way down

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I used to use them to do one hand pulldowns back when I couldn't do one handed pullups

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off to a bad start. Anyways, deadlifts

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And decline bench press since lower chest muscle doesn't exist

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the point is to remove the front delts from the equation.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree bench is for posers and a waste of gym time. I usually work back, legs, shoulders and arms in the gym then do 100 pushups on my off days for push gains. Looking at my logbook I haven't touched a bench press since 11-11-23 and then it was low weight high reps for endurance.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench is great. All the bad rep it gets is because fools turn it into a shoulder exercise instead of one for your chest. I always ignored it, but this year I realised u gotta Bench if u want the b***hes. Now I'm making sick gains and always look forward to it
    Lessssgoo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if people who started lifting around the same time are coming to the same realizations around the same time or if I've just been blind to the truth. I also just realized how to train chest on bench, I've been lifting on and off for almost two years now. Hbu?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    most useless functionally but u built a big chest which looks alpha

    OHP is probably a better press movement

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joocy pecs are very aesthetic and it's a fun lift. Of the big 4 it feels the furthest from snap city for me as well so I unambiguously enjoy it. When I do the other three, particularly squat, blowing my fricking knees out or destroying my back are lurking in the back of my head. Bench is just LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun but db's are superior

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not living if you're not maxing out on bench every week

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench is the ultimate dyel filter because their back is so underdeveloped they literally cant hold a proper arch thus going straight to snap city with even modest weight

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, until you get good at bench, the hardest part is keeping your scapula pulled back into proper position

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual answer: shrugs

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex with your mom

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name more useless exercise
    Making shit threads like this

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench Press is good as a moron filter because they all snap their shoulders and stop lifting at some point. Happened to the local gymtard just last week.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks amirite

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I remember this guy I used to be friends with got into lifting and immediately got obsessed with getting his bench up. He just wanted to train his bench and pull ups. He wanted to reach 2pl8 on bench so bad that he would regularly have to lift his ass off the bench and struggle for dear life on his last rep of every set. Sure enough he started getting loads of injuries and just made due with the ugly tinder hoe he was able to get due to his financial situation

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL general

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You typing.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to friend's gym for some time and bench press was the most inscrutable for me.
    It seems like one of the most important things is to bench a lot, while also making sure you do it as easy for yourself, as possible, doing a bridge, pushing with your legs, using some weird equipment. I just don't get it, aren't you supposed to be lifting it with your chest? I'd rather lift less, but more efficiently during workout, than ego lift like that...
    I think I will forever hate bench press because I had to spot him every time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DYEL cope. You need a strong back to have a good bench. The two are inexorably linked. Your back is weak and your chest is weak, simple as.
      >210x8 flat bench
      >90x8 DB bench

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name more useless exercise
    posting shit threads like this every other day

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you exercising your free speech

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench is my favorite exercise, its the most fun, it gives me big arms and big pecs, it makes me feel good and people always mires my bench in the gym. This thread was made by a benchlet contrarian.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, are plate-loaded chest press machines worse than regular barbell bench press? I feel safer working with machines tho so I'm not afraid of adding more weight and doing more reps with them but the movement doesn't feel very natural compared to bench presses.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also it's harder to keep an arch while working with the machine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are better for focused hypertrophy of pecs, but worse for "balanced" and "overall" strength.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But are they really that much worse in terms of body development and strength? Because honestly, I'm too afraid of injuring myself so I 'd rather prefer to ignore bench presses entirely if possible.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: People name the most useful exercises to be le funny IST contrarian

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Builds big chest
    >Girls like big chest on guys
    >I like girls
    Simple as.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. chestlet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      good taste in watch strap, frick that silicon shit

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadshits

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a home gym and no spotter scenario, which is better, lighter barbell with more reps or heavy ass dumbells? The latter? Would that mean it's possible to substitute barbell press with dumbell press?

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would i want a pair of breasts, like a woman? that shit's gay as frick bro, are you a troony or some shit?

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name more useless exercise
    Overhead deadlift squats while laying flat on your face in a bathtub full of water

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomers so terrified of it? lmao, I see you zoomlets shaking on the bench at 105 lbs

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do dumbbells (flat and incline) to make your chest grow. Barbell fricks your shit up

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