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the fact that im not eating one RIGHT NOW
THIS.
are you implying that he copied a post from a year ago?
that type of joke is so common its known as a cliche
>are you implying that he copied a post from a year ago?
what do you take me for? a fricking redditor who watermarks his memes? It's funny and related so I posted it
>related
>he doesn't just post it cause it's funny
fippy bippy. people basing their diets on obese american memes are missing out an a really good breakfast.
>bacon
>sausage
replace it with fish and it could be good
>replace it with bootleg meat
Frick off pansy
Sure enjoy your sulfides, lead and mercury poisonings
One of me fry-ups 🙂
>replace
>not add
nothing, looks good
Cooked tomato tastes horrible
>tomato bursts in burns your mouth
>skin peeling from inside mouth
mmm tasty
I hate raw tomatoes, they're slimy and sour.
You haven't had good tomatoes. Look on a market or better grow some yourself. It's easy, you can even do it on a balcony. Fresh, sweet flesh tomatoes in a BLT make for the best sandwich you'll ever have.
Yeah, now slice them in half and put them in a ripping hot pan for about 5s cut side down, and stop being a flavoutlet. Home grown charred cherry tomato is peak umami.
and they get everywhere
YOU aren’t making them right you homosexual. Cook them on a cast iron with olive oil, season them with basil and a splash of balsamic vinegar. They are FRICKING amazing this way. It makes my Little Rocks quake just thinking about the the FLAVOR they burst into my mouth.
tomato tastes horrible
it's not the meal that's suddenly bad for you, it's the fact that people eat these and sit on their asses all day in front of the TV watching netflix.
It used to be those ''hardy, hearty'' hyper-caloric meals (the one in the pic is pretty tame tbh portion-wise) would sustain your forefathers for a long, tiresome day doing manual labor on the field or at the factory circa industrial revolution.
nowadays motherfrickers eat those and play PS4 all day on the couch.
>nowadays motherfrickers eat those and play PS4 all day on the couch.
sounds tedious. only fricked up dopamine receptors can handle that kind of torture
There is nothing fresh in it. Some fresh salad helps defer the negative effects of too much meat.
Also what
said
>PS4
lol ok poorgay
>Dude you need the most modern goyslop machine or you're a poorgay! GOTTA CONSOOOOM.
Stupid Black person.
>play PS4 all day
I have no clue how neckbeards do that. My eyes and mind start to feel strained after 90-120 minutes of playtime.
Imagine having worse genes than shut in neurotic nerds
It stemmed from my youth when my father would yell at me to stay off the console whenever I would play in the living room. Instead I would mindlessly browse the Internet and imageboards, which is what caused this behavior in me.
>which is what caused this behavior in me.
Then change it homosexual. I know it's not easy, to just change your habits and your behaviours/routine when you're like 20+ but you can do it if you really want to.
Alright, I'll try.
I don't like tomatoes and I want some tater tots.
hearth attack by 50
If the ham and sausages are not artisanal they could have some shit in it. Otherwise, pretty good.
This is the fitness board. Go to Wrong board
Good meal plans are a part of fitness you fricking moron. And dont make the excuse that fitness is too broad and vague. Anything that directly contributes to your well being is part of being fit and thus being fitness friendly regardless of the exact category of fitness it falls under
Nobody mentioned meal plans. You are coping.
not sucking on my bwc
>canned beans for breakfast
>marmite
>gut sheep
>chips (or crisps as they call them) sandwich
>chips (or crisps as they call them) with vinegar
Name a country or culture with more disgusting "cuisine" than Britbongs. You literally can't.
I'm trans btw :3
don't forget mashed peas and bread sandwich
That's an indian dish.
Sandwich's are from Sandwich, invented by the Earl of Sandwich you uncultured swine.
Our cakes and savoury pastries are literally the best in the world and no one else comes close.
>make dishes worse
We literally improved curry and exported it to the rest of the world, your Tikka Masala you can thank us for.
Korean got boring fast and it was gloopy, soupy and wet.
Sri Lankan food is fricking ass and Danish is literally open 'sandwiches' and fermented fish.
Salt and vinegar crisps are great. Wtf flavours do you like? Corn syrup MSG?
my physique crafted on the british cuisine, im sick of you gay, fat fricking 56%ers on IST talking shite about our food
>roast beef
>sausage
>sweet or savoury pies
>a hundred kinds of bread
>a hundred kinds of cake
They invented the sandwich and the hamburger, you pleb. Let me guess, you don't eat any of those things?
>They invented the sandwich
The crisps sandwich sprinkled with vinegar, to be specific.
The point is not what their inventions are, or what ingredients they use, or whether or not what they eat is "healthy". The point is they somehow manage to make every dish (original or borrowed) either taste disgusting or, best case scenario, way worse than similar dishes anywhere else. That includes roast beef, sausages, pies (except pies filled with fricking sheep gut, because no nation was creative enough to think that's a good culinary invention), breads, cakes etc.
There are many nations that love beans too, for example (one of them is even called the Beaners) but only a Bong would open a can of those swimming in some disgusting slop, throw it on a pan where a sausage-like product consisting of fat and salt is frying, and call it a traditional breakfast.
Brits just can't into cooking.
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>Name a country or culture with more disgusting "cuisine" than Britbongs. You literally can't.
Easy. Any other Northern European country
canned beans are good but you’re supposed to eat them with something else. I eat them with scrambled eggs (no milk) with grated mozzarella added on top and Vegemite toast and I make sure that each mouthful has a bite of toasts, beans, and cheesy eggs because the Vegemite is powerful enough to overshadow the somewhat bland-tasting beans
Japan, by far.
Based. English food is good and good for you as long as your are active.
japan eats chicken or pork or beef with rice or noodles for the most part
how is that disgusting?
i visited japan and it was the most delicious food ive ever eaten
>gloupy and soupy wet foods
>slippery gross bowls of slop and noodles
>raw fish
>seaweed
>processed and dehydrated fish sticks that are cooked into a soup like blade runner tier food
ur eating the wrong stuff bro
they invented this breading called panko which is the crispiest crunchiest of all breadings
im not a fan of their curry ngl tho
remove the tomatoes and mushrooms, toxic goyslop
not enough fiber
>Blimey, just let me slice up ONE FRICKING mushroom for breakfast, I'll just eat the other 30 tomorrow lol
bongs are moronic and look moronic
Remove pork and insert venison
It's missing the blood sausage.
Between the tomatoes and the ham
Hard mode: name something wrong with it while being able to bench press more than 2pl8.
i would have replace sausages with more bacon
Looks pretty good except the tomato, gonna be gross anyway you slice it. Thats a pretty hearty breakfast for me, and who has the time. I hate being full in the morning. More of a really big dinner type.
I'm a great believer in doing as the Roman's do, so after a night in London of curry and beer you bet your bippy I'm having a full English in the morning. It's good for hangovers and forcing that eventual cataclysmic stage 4 stomache cancer shit, that comes from the aftermath of such a night.
>I'm a great believer in doing as the Roman's do
Hi, I'm Patrick Bateman
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if I fancy a little puffy, I'll smoke a few gays whilst taking my morning shit. I can go through a pack now. After I finish the gay, I'll chew a wrigleys. In the shower I use lynx africa, then my missus' expensive shampoo, and on the face some of my missus' femfresh. Then I haave a wank for 10 minutes whilst my missus bangs on the bathroom door for taking so long.
I always use an after shave lotion, Joop, David Beckham's stuff or Burberry. The birds luv it! Then I put on my Ralph Lauren, slap the missus' arse on the way out and call up Deano to make sure he picks me up on the way to the site.
let's see Paul Allen's CSCS card
I never got my CSCS card sorted, I got 30quid a day for 12 hours when I started on site as a labourer at 16. These fricking pussies that whine about not getting tips at their 4 hour barshift don't know real work.
I'd challenge any of those c**ts to do a full week shovling concrete in 25 degree office basement plant rooms.
looks good if you hold the bread and beans
I had it in England and everything about it except for the eggs was bad. Sausages and ham bad no taste besides being salty as frick, beans covered in artificial goyslop sauce, mushrooms and tomatoes completely tasteless. No wonder brits are so obsessed with Indian food which is still only mid tier globally.
indian is not mid tier
yeah it's worse
Eh it is, to be fair. It's not up there with Italian, Japanese, French etc. It's good, just not great
It's just slop or mush or goop with 20 different spices in it.
Firstly, needs some salt and pepper, secondly, needs a hash brown, thirdly, you got to be careful with the tomato quantity wise because it can be a bit much
>you got to be careful with the tomato quantity wise because it can be a bit much
What are you on about, you shizo? They are 99.9999% water.
>sausages, black pudding and bacon
carcinogenic garbage
>two eggs
more than egg per day is unhealthy, this has been proven and no amount of denial and cope will change it
and to finish it all off
>frying the tomatoes and mushrooms on the meat oil
>more than egg per day is unhealthy, this has been proven
Source homosexual because you're wrong. I know you won't deliver either.
https://45graus.parafuso.net/2023/04/20/143-vtor-hugo-teixeira-e-pedro-carvalho-nutrio-baseada-na-cincia-e-no-bom-senso/
Won't care to search anymore than this for you, learn a new language you dumb frick, he cites every scientific study and gives you every source plus debunking your moronic cope of "b-but people with already high cholesterol have been the subject of studies who confirm that consuming multiple eggs per day won't raise cholesterol"
I just watched it. He literally says eggs are fine you disingenuous homosexual.
you can barely speak your mother language you dumb frick
moron
keep crying fat frick
oh yeah, I'm really fat being 189cm and 78kg kek
Maybe you should listen to what you linked me again, he says eggs are completely fine if you have no preexisting cholesterol conditions. Stay mad.
>this amount of denial
I have never seen someone denying a source by lying to themselves about what said source claims, it's amusing
I actually eat a varied diet, the only thing I don't eat is fast food and try to avoid alcohol. I'm not telling anyone what to do, you can eat 12 eggs a day for all I care, I'm just answering op, been asked for a source and given one, you morons will do anything to avoid the "incovenience" of change and stay in denial.
you and him are too stupid to correctly interpret the data in those studies though...
so that makes them largely irrelevant
Of course everyone else is stupid, including the nutrionist. The problem is not you, no sir.
do you really think some brazilian tard took the time to read the studies, analyze their methodology, analyze their statistics, think logically about the implications.
i think not
brazilians wish they had a level of english capable of communicating let alone engaging in discussions
Soiboi
>carcinogenic garbage
You do understand literally everything is carcinogenic, right? Even the oxygen you breath is carcinogenic
What homosexuals like him don't understand is that it's your own body's fault if something is carcinogenic. If you get skin cancer, for example, it means your body isn't genetically capable of dealing with UV. The other side of the coin is like how some people can smoke their entire lives and not get lung cancer. Cancer is basically an allergenic response and by being scared of tomatoes he's saying he has no faith that his body is capable of safely processing them due to a poor genetic history.
no one cares microplastics are in your fricking brain
>im not gonna eat le sosij because cancer
yeahhhh good fricking luck with that
tomatos and mushrooms are poisonous
Imagine the smell
You didn't share
Breakfast sausage has enough fat by itself to support a keto diet. Those two tubes of pure fat comprise more than half the calories of everything pictured.
Aside from that, there's no toast or hashbrowns.
Me right now
holy shit females are on IST?
Euro back bacon is OK, but American pork belly bacon is superior. Mushrooms should be lions mane. Also you need a green in there.
Between the beans, mushrooms and tomatoes there's already 3 types of vegetables there. Also who the frick eats greens at breakfast?
tomatoes are fruit and mushrooms are fungi, you uneducated pleb
Correct you midwit, give yourself another pat on the back before choking on your own dick when you realise they're culinary vegetables
There is no strict definition of what a vegetable is, and commonly includes fruits, flowers, stems, roots, leaves, bulbs and tubers.
Nightshades are very inflammatory. Other than that, I'd shove that up my anus.
did your carnivore guru tell you that?
No, your mom did after I asked her for some for my post-coital meal she usually makes me.
>sodium
>saturated fats
>cholesterine
begging for a heart attack
>cooking tomatoes
interesting
redpill me
They taste incredible cooked anon.
I like to take tiny tomatoes and pop them into the oven with the broiler on till you see theyve become cooked and then have that in burritos, salads, on bread, etc...It is awesome. I love baking focaccia with tomato slices on top.
I thought I hated tomatoes outside of sandwich/burger applications, then I started having them baked/roasted. I am a tomato fiend now.
You can take a whole row of baby tables, still on the vine, and cook them in the oven for 20 minutes. Serve with fresh salt and pepper alongside a main meal, cooked breakfast, hot or cold salad, whatever. Goddamn delicious.
You can oven roast Asparagus the same way, same temperature and duration, just drizzled with olive oil. You'll never boil or steam Asparagus again.
Baby TOMATOES
Goddamn motherfricking autocorrect
Are you morons actually scared of food?
yea it makes me bleed out of my anus
Needs more eggs
My cholesterol went up just looking at it
>no beans
looks awesome, please keep that shit away
Look at the top left corner.
Sneed oils, that’s all.
/thread
theres no seed oil in a fry up you moron
mmmmmh, processed meat, cholesterol, anti-nutrients and roasted fruit, my favorite
post body
>anti-nutrients
The dark matter of nutrition
You know it's shit when bongs won't stop praising it. Like Emma Raducanu.
post body (you wont)
Hey, leave Emma alone, she's fairly frickable.
Get rid of the tomato and sausage, add a carb like potato cake/hash brown
homosexual detected
>get rid of the sausage
sick of you fricking poofs trying to change r meal, pack up and frick off
>Plants are bad and meat is bad thread after thread all day every day according to everyone on IST.
>Cooking food is bad and not cooking food is bad thread after thread all day every day according to everyone on IST.
>Butter is bad and oil is bad thread after thread all day every day according to everyone on IST. What the frick is wrong with you people?
Why do the Brits make such a big deal about an English breakfast, when the only unique thing about it, is blood pudding, which always looks like a formality from every picture I've ever seen of one? Or are you telling me the appeal is fried mushroom and seared tomato halves?
processed meat is bad for you, switch it over to real unprocessed meat
beans are bad for you (anything that makes you fart is really)
cooked tomatoes taste worse than uncooked ones
When I visited England, I enjoyed every meal I ate. Every day I had a Full English in the mornings and Bangers and Mash in the evening. I loved it. Super greasy though, all pork. (I refuse to eat British beef) People kept trying to make my try curry but I refused.
nothing wrong with English beef
>Feed cows to other cows
>Think this abomination against nature will go unpunished
Your beef is no longer trustworthy, simple as.
our cows eat grass
Believe it or not the regulations have been massively tightened since that happened in the 90s.
Needs more mushrooms
It’s br*tish
The egg, the sausage, and the oil or lard that it's cooked in are bad for you. The tomatoes and mushrooms are ok, again if they weren't cooked or fried in oil.
>avocado oil
>olive oil
>coconut oil
anon don't into cooking
I don't cook with oil because it is unhealthy and warps your pallet so that food without added processed fat doesn't taste good. All oil is bad.
So you just slap eggs, steak, chicken, right onto the pan without even a dollop of olive oil? I don't see the health benefit
It could be waffles with maple flavored high fructose corn syrup, whipped cream, and chocolate chips
All these neckbeards in here complaining that it's not a sugar laden goy crunch
>tomato
Poisonous to kings, can't eat it sorry
its 500 cals for 25 g of protein
>no dairy
Name something wrong with it.
Do you also eat laundry starch?
>pork is le bad because....it is!
muzzies and israelites please get the frick out
>bunch of random low quality processed fried meat thrown in a pan with mushrooms eggs and tomatoes
Just give me a steak instead
Looks good, but you should avoid acidic foods with cast iron, meaning the tomatoes. Do that in a stainless pan, or an enameled cast iron pan, and you're good to go.
>in this pic
fake beacon
sausages proly onions plus fake fat
mushrooms are cultivated - not containing the real juice
tomatoes are a fruit... who needs the carbs?
>in a real food world
this is perfect and wholesome
High in saturated fat
no greens. replace the sausage with some sauteed chard and itd be cool
Sausage too smol
Processed meats. cooking a tomato instead of using it as a fresh side. Using ~~*seed oils*~~.
Eat real meat with some other cooked vegetables on the side like paprika or carrots. Let the tomato be fresh with some cucumber.
usually cooked in sneed oil