>need to take shit because of pre-workout
>gym coomer is having a post-workout goon-sesh
not again....
>need to take shit because of pre-workout. >gym coomer is having a post-workout goon-sesh
>need to take shit because of pre-workout
>gym coomer is having a post-workout goon-sesh
not again....
Perfect
Why do gooners say boss?
beta male
Thats gooner as in goon as in low level thug vs goon as in wanking for long periods before cumming.
i wish i could be a goon for a while, seems pretty relaxing to just turn your brain off and let your boss handle most things while you just act according to his orders. imagine the gains if you are the enforcer goon
Woah… the boss chose me? I'm the boss's number one guy! Okay boss, I'll go to bat for you boss!
I don't get it
So is the gooner meme just a coomer with a job?
its much worse and they're very real
other way round anon
a coomer spends his lunch break cracking one out and works hard to get that promotion so he can afford more e-thot foot pics
a gooner cannot hold down a job and spend every waking second edging. he cares not where the porn comes from for the cum must flow
>he cares not where the porn comes from for the cum must flow
more like the pre-cum must like, I feel like any gooner worth their salt will be upset if they accidentally cum after only a few hours
>the fricking binder always gets me
the binder is pretty funny, in that he spent a couple of minutes putting it together. you can easily imagine that he probably felt the urge to start gooning as he was inserting each picture into the clear sheet protector
I also like how he has three different lubricants, the man is ready to goon in any weather conditions
>I also like how he has three different lubricants, the man is ready to goon in any weather conditions
it's not for weather, it's for the method. if he's using that Fleshlight he has to use a water based lube because the other two which are oil based will ruin the material.
t. gooner
I don't get people who can even goon without being high as frick off amphetamine. Like that's the only way I get gooning if you're fricked up on stimulants because I myself get almost disgustingly horny on them which is why I never take my ADHD """"meds""""
This is nowhere near peak goonery.
Carrying pornography in a backpack is pretty bad
the fricking binder always gets me
How does gooner differ from coomer?
>his life revolves around gooning
>his dick was mutilated at birth so he will never feel a real orgasm
I know the feeling
what's the difference between a real and fake orgasm?